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What was the most embarrassing thing you have ever experienced/done/have had done to you/etc.?

Okay, let's just assume that I win. Now compete for second place. :p

Okay, let's just assume that I win. Now compete for second place. :p

What makes you have 1st place?

What was the most embarrassing thing you have ever experienced/done/have had done to you/etc.?

Once I was outside, loading my truck when I was leaving my Dad and his Girlfriend's apartment (I was up there for the weekend, hanging out :))

Well, my dad and I have an extremely old inside joke involving muffins. I heard someone walk up behind me, and I thought it was my dad. I said, I swear to god, the following:

"Oh foul, Muffin headed muffin!" I have no idea where that came from, but thats what I said. Upon recieving no response, I turned around to see an extremely confused and disturbed woman staring at me.

"Excuse me!?" She asked, incredulous.

"Sorry," I reply. "I thought you were my dad." She glared at me, and got in her car and drove away. I have never been so embarrased in my life.

This one time, in band camp, I replied to a thread like this with an actual embarrassing incident and never heard the end of it. It was very embarrassing.

This one time, in band camp, I replied to a thread like this with an actual embarrassing incident and never heard the end of it. It was very embarrassing.

You lose.

What makes you have 1st place?

You must be new here. ;)

You must be new here. ;)

Came here in june or somesuch...

What was the incident?

You lose.

It felt like a win from this end.

It felt like a win from this end.

Ok, you've redeemed yourself somewhat.

Okay, let's just assume that I win. Now compete for second place. :p

You could win all three medals at the olympics and have enough stories to cover the rest of the top 10.

And I once had my arm around a girl who turned out looked a lot like my girlfriend from behind. But she wasnt my girlfriend. *slap*

Came here in june or somesuch...

What was the incident?

Seeing as it's LG, I'm assuming it culminated in a crushing blow to the genitals.

Far to many to mention... Fleckenstein could probably name some of mine though.

Far to many to mention... Fleckenstein could probably name some of mine though.

hmm, i'm goin with telling a kid whose father died of brain cancer that "your parents are dead." (you'd have to understand)

that has to be up there.

hmm, i'm goin with telling a kid whose father died of brain cancer that "your parents are dead." (you'd have to understand)

that has to be up there.

thats up there. He didn't hear it though, so that lessens it. Crew is up there. Way up there.

Not the most embarrasing but...

I fell asleep in my class.

The kicker you ask?

I was left to sleep halfway into the next period. I woke up, wiped the drool off the desk and my face and had to make the walk of shame to the door.

thats up there. He didn't hear it though, so that lessens it. Crew is up there. Way up there.

More like the famous photo of crew.

More like the famous photo of crew.

I hate Mrs. McClain. She told my mom about it. :headbang:

I HATE DUFFY!

Well, there was this one time when I was like 7. I was taking a rhythmic gymnastics class at the local community centre, and at the end of the class I ran over to the side of the gym where my mum was waiting, and hugged her really hard, and started talking to her. But it wasn't my mum. I felt pretty awful.

My most embarrassing moment was when I was in elementary school and I was playing with my friend at recess. We were both bored and then he said "Hey what if you were to pull down your pants and your underwear in the middle of the field and flash everyone, it'll be funny!"

I was thinking for a second if it would be a bad idea, but I did it anyway. Some people saw me do it, so me and my friend ran off so we wouldn't get in trouble. He held that moment over my head throughout elementary school to mess with me and as blackmail:( .

Came here in june or somesuch...

What was the incident?

The whole point was for me not to dominate another one of these threads.

But if you doubt me.... I can provide an amusing anecdote or two. :)

Not the most embarrasing but...

I fell asleep in my class.

The kicker you ask?

I was left to sleep halfway into the next period. I woke up, wiped the drool off the desk and my face and had to make the walk of shame to the door.


Ouch. I've always had someone nice enough to wake me up, even in lectures where I don't know anyone.

I don't know what my all time moment was, but I managed to get myself seriously flustered by walking into the wrong changing room at an onsen (hot spring bath) one time. This was made even worse because I KNOW the Japanese for men and women, but I didn't look.

Thankfully I got grabbed before I went farther than the slipper rack and hauled out.

But... yeah... 恥ずかしい.

The whole point was for me not to dominate another one of these threads.

But if you doubt me.... I can provide an amusing anecdote or two. :)

Go ahead. That's the point of the thread.

I went to a friend's house, I was expecting him to open the door, so when I heard someone behind it starting to open it, I said out loud "Give me all yer' moneh!"... turns out his mother was opening the door.
I was deeply embarrassed, plus, when I was about to leave, she said "Dont forget your money".

I don't know what my all time moment was, but I managed to get myself seriously flustered by walking into the wrong changing room at an onsen (hot spring bath) one time. This was made even worse because I KNOW the Japanese for men and women, but I didn't look.

Thankfully I got grabbed before I went farther than the slipper rack and hauled out.

But... yeah... 恥ずかしい.

Imagine if you had entered the innermost sanctums of the dressing room... :eek: :D ;) :) :cool: :( :eek:

Mine is too bad..

It's the reason I never want to see the people that were there ever again.

No, they didn't do anything, but they know how drunk I was that night.. :(

And no, I will not tell you the story.. I'll just tell you a lil outline of it..


Beer. Lots and lots and lots of beer.
Passing out--vomit on shirt.
Waking up, drinking more beer.
Passing out yet again...
Waking up, needing to pee..
Wet bathroom door, wet carpet..
Passing out.
Waking up and looked at like a freak, not remembering any reason why they would be looking at me weird.


:( :rolleyes:

As a senior in High School, I got drunk and passed out at a friends house where I had been hanging out with some other wrestling buddies. These are the sort of people you simply don't pass out around. Well, I did. :p

I woke up naked and duct-taped to another guy(also naked) in a rather compromising position.

He's now one of my best friends. :)

The time I made a joke about my forty-or-so year old co-worker having a (non-existant) crush on my eighteen-or-so year old co-worker.

Turns out some nutjob woman accused him of molesting her daughter a ways back and he was extremely sensitive about it.

Not fun.

Once I was outside, loading my truck when I was leaving my Dad and his Girlfriend's apartment (I was up there for the weekend, hanging out :))

Well, my dad and I have an extremely old inside joke involving muffins. I heard someone walk up behind me, and I thought it was my dad. I said, I swear to god, the following:

"Oh foul, Muffin headed muffin!" I have no idea where that came from, but thats what I said. Upon recieving no response, I turned around to see an extremely confused and disturbed woman staring at me.

"Excuse me!?" She asked, incredulous.

"Sorry," I reply. "I thought you were my dad." She glared at me, and got in her car and drove away. I have never been so embarrased in my life.

She was prolly a muffin racist...

You could win all three medals at the olympics and have enough stories to cover the rest of the top 10.

And I once had my arm around a girl who turned out looked a lot like my girlfriend from behind. But she wasnt my girlfriend. *slap*
I have come very close to doing that before... *shudders to think what might have happened*

Bump

I fell down a stair case in front of the govenor and secretary of state, taking down no less than 15 people with me and at some point during the fall actually caught someone on fire. ;)

*it's a really long story

I fell down a stair case in front of the govenor and secretary of state, taking down no less than 15 people with me and at some point during the fall actually caught someone on fire. ;)

*it's a really long story

*knows the story:)

Weeeeelll, my parents go away each year and leave me alone for a few weeks… this particular time I’d invited my (now ex) boyfriend round and he decided not only would it be fun to tease me as per usual, it would be fun to run around the house after me.:rolleyes:

I played along and was having fun until he grabbed my hips as I went under a doorframe, I jumped, hit my head on the door frame so hard the windows shook (major ouchie), accidentally jolted backwards and elbowed him in the stomach then said “I’m so sorry Craig”… the only problem being his name wasn’t Craig, that was my the name of my Ex but in my defence they did look similar.:D

It isn't obvious why he's now my ex is it?:p

I fell down a stair case in front of the govenor and secretary of state, taking down no less than 15 people with me and at some point during the fall actually caught someone on fire.

Ooooo, that reminds me of something that happened just a few weeks ago actually!:D I was meeting the Secretary of State for Culture... she was late and I need the ickle girl's room so I ran up stairs quickly because I was soooo afraid of keeping her waiting.

As I was running my fringe fell into my eyes but I carried on and opened a fire door... silly me didn't stop to take the hair out of my eyes before going through so I ran straight into her. :(

Tried very hard to pick up some guy. Usually it's easy(guys are such sluts;) )

He finally told me he was gay. Hopefully that wasn't lying just to get rid of me. I can be difficult when drunk.

Tried very hard to pick up some guy. Usually it's easy(guys are such sluts;) )

He finally told me he was gay. Hopefully that wasn't lying just to get rid of me. I can be difficult when drunk.

ROFLMAO

As a senior in High School, I got drunk and passed out at a friends house where I had been hanging out with some other wrestling buddies. These are the sort of people you simply don't pass out around. Well, I did. :p

I woke up naked and duct-taped to another guy(also naked) in a rather compromising position.

He's now one of my best friends. :)

Well, they asked...

As a senior in High School, I got drunk and passed out at a friends house where I had been hanging out with some other wrestling buddies. These are the sort of people you simply don't pass out around. Well, I did. :p

I woke up naked and duct-taped to another guy(also naked) in a rather compromising position.

He's now one of my best friends. :)

Lunatic Goofball, you win the thread. here is your cookie.

/thread

This one time, in band camp, I replied to a thread like this with an actual embarrassing incident and never heard the end of it. It was very embarrassing.

Why must people always mention band camp!? :mad:

Speaking of band... my most embarassing moment must be when there was a storm coming up and I had to get rushed of the field because my asthma acted up (I have a phobia of storms :()

Or maybe that homecoming game where I fell... twice... and I was up at the front of the field... :(

I have a (really attractive, non-nerdy) friend who goes to band camp every summer; she's some kind of violin protege and suchlike. But, of course, every time she starts describing her summer at the beginning of the school year, someone chimes in with 'so this one time, at band camp...'

She hates it.

Anyway, one of the most embarrassing things that I've done....

Oh. I once asked out a girl who has a boyfriend. To my credit, he lives in Texas and I live in Washington. To my not-so-much credit, they're madly in love and she tends to, ah, go on about him. Which I failed to notice.

Whoops.

This is what you guys have got?

I expected much worse from NSG...

Err... When I was in Catholic School they used to force us eat all of our food. One day we were served sausage patties which I thought were the single most disgusting looking things ever (I was in first grade). Needless to say I vomited all over myself trying to eat it. The embarassing part was I wasn't allowed to get up right away and had to sit there drenched in puke while other children gave me the stink eye for ruining their lunch and laughing at me for puking.

I was walking to the car, whilst talking with my grandfather, and without looking opened the door and sat in the passenger seat... to find out I was actually in an SUV that looked nothing like our car.

The other time someone walking in on me whilst I was... using the internet for it's intended purpose and I managed to close out the firefox window... but not the realplayer window so it looked like it was saved on my harddrive.

Okay, let's just assume that I win. Now compete for second place. :pLiar. You weren't embarassed! :D

Come on, now! Surely someone here has a story about being pantsed or something!

I thought more of you people!

Oh, and this one time, I told this rather... portly girl in an orange shirt she looked like the great pumpkin. Normally this would be hilariously cruel, except I didn't mean it as an insult and horbored no ill will toward this girl. They still havn't let me live that down.

Come on, now! Surely someone here has a story about being pantsed or something!

I thought more of you people!

Oh! You're a perv are ya? Alright, closest thing I got, the girl I have a crush on (semi-secretly) bacvked into me whilst I was walking forward. I almost lost my balence and for a breif moment it looked like we were doing it doggie style. I actually had to force myself to not thrust forward. I'm such a perv.

Oh! You're a perv are ya?

No; I just know that many NSers are and I thought that would be reflected in the poll.

the girl I have a crush on (semi-secretly) bacvked into me whilst I was walking forward. I almost lost my balence and for a breif moment it looked like we were doing it doggie style. I actually had to force myself to not thrust forward. I'm such a perv.

LOL! That's more like a TRULY embarrassing moment!

LOL! That's more like a TRULY embarrassing moment!

Do I get an award if no one else mentiones sex and/or pantsing?:p

What was the most embarrassing thing you have ever experienced/done/have had done to you/etc.?

I was in the same bathtub with my friend when we were drunk...hugging and stuff but IT didn't lead to anything else....atleast I don't remember...

Do I get an award if no one else mentiones sex and/or pantsing?:p

Nope. But you could take LG's trophy. :eek:

Lunatic Goofball, you win the thread. here is your cookie.

/thread

I told you. :p

I told you. :p

We'll see whether your award is permanent or not. This thread is like Guiness Book of World records; someone has to beat you.

Nope. But you could take LG's trophy. :eek:

I told you. :p

We'll see whether your award is permanent or not. This thread is like Guiness Book of World records; someone has to beat you.

*muahahahahaha* Oh wait I don't have any other sex stories. :(

Liar. You weren't embarassed! :D

It is true that I'm very difficult to embarrass. The first time I was ever thrown out of a locker room naked into the hall in High School, I was quite embarrassed. But I got over it a fewminutes later. I made the most of the next few times I got thrown out naked. It's amazing how much trouble other people can get into because you wander into a chemistry class in the buff. :D

*muahahahahaha* Oh wait I don't have any other sex stories. :(

None yet... we'll have to wait a while for something truly SHOCKING.

When I was about 16, me and a couple of other girls decided to skinny-dip in a rather secluded creek. After a little while some of the younger boys came up. They were about 12. The creek was a bit murky, so they couldn't see we were buck nekkid. They asked us what we were doing, and I told them we were skinny dipping. They didn't believe us so I stood up in all my naked glory. They gasped in shock. But one of them, my boyfriends little brother, gave one of my boobs a jab. Then he goes " It's Jello, just like Robbie said!" I about died.

When I was about 16, me and a couple of other girls decided to skinny-dip in a rather secluded creek. After a little while some of the younger boys came up. They were about 12. The creek was a bit murky, so they couldn't see we were buck nekkid. They asked us what we were doing, and I told them we were skinny dipping. They didn't believe us so I stood up in all my naked glory. They gasped in shock. But one of them, my boyfriends little brother, gave one of my boobs a jab. Then he goes " It's Jello, just like Robbie said!" I about died.

Wow. That's better then mine, cheers.

When I was about 16, me and a couple of other girls decided to skinny-dip in a rather secluded creek. After a little while some of the younger boys came up. They were about 12. The creek was a bit murky, so they couldn't see we were buck nekkid. They asked us what we were doing, and I told them we were skinny dipping. They didn't believe us so I stood up in all my naked glory. They gasped in shock. But one of them, my boyfriends little brother, gave one of my boobs a jab. Then he goes " It's Jello, just like Robbie said!" I about died.

That is along the lines of what I expect everyone to post.

I don't know why, but I figure the NSG crowd has a lot of moments like this...

Um...too many to list. Haha..there was that one time I was peed on (which sounds far worse--wait, no..it is bad any way you slice it) by a girl I know, but I think that was worse for her than for me.

Um...too many to list. Haha..there was that one time I was peed on (which sounds far worse--wait, no..it is bad any way you slice it) by a girl I know, but I think that was worse for her than for me.

WTF?

How'd that happen???

WTF?

How'd that happen???

You'd rather not know.

It involved alcohol. Copious amounts of alcohol and a group of people that can't forget that particular part of the party no matter how much they want to. It resulted in wet grossness and embarassed drunk girl who now has a nickname of "Puddles."

You'd rather not know.

Tell.

It involved alcohol.

I hope it did. Otherwise, there'd be a lot more explaining to do.

Copious amounts of alcohol and a group of people that can't forget that particular part of the party no matter how much they want to. It resulted in wet grossness and embarassed drunk girl who now has a nickname of "Puddles."

ROFLMAO

Hahahh cann t count as an embarrasing episode if it wasn't you that was embarressed? I mean of course if your actions embarresed somebody else?

Hahahh cann t count as an embarrasing episode if it wasn't you that was embarressed? I mean of course if your actions embarresed somebody else?

How is it not embarrassing to become a chick's toilet (when you are also the same gender and straight)?

So? If it embarrassed you, it counts.

How is it not embarrassing to become a chick's toilet (when you are also the same gender and straight)?

So? If it embarrassed you, it counts.


Sorry mate that's my shitty writting, I mean does it count if it was not you that was embaressed, but somebody else by your actions? It was a question on the rules of the game, not an anouncement of an invalid tale.

Sorry mate that's my shitty writting, I mean does it count if it was not you that was embaressed, but somebody else by your actions? It was a question on the rules of the game, not an anouncement of an invalid tale.

Sure, because that usually embarrasses you in turn. That and we need some good stories.

Nothing embarrassing ever happened to me. I'm brilliant like that. *gloats*

Tell.

A note of advice for those that didn't all ready know: the next time you have a friend who is so intoxicated he/she (in this case, she) is so intoxicated that they can't stand or sit on their own without the aid of someone or something to support them, take care of them and make sure they don't A) succumb to alcohol poisoning (if they pass out, keep a very close eye on them and it gets any worse, call for help ASAP; almost had a person I know die that way) and B) don't, by any means, let them use you as a potty.

She managed, in her divine drunken abilities, to repeatedly stagger around and say, "I have to pee," before lowering her pants and deciding it was best to end up in a puddle than ask for help to the bathroom. Problem here is she was not the only she got significantly wet. I was, too. Ick.

Though, I think the after-effect of it all might've been worse on her. Haha.

In my youth I was going out with this skinhead girl(I wanted to get me own back on her boyfriend and his bunch of louts for some beatings I had taken) so anyway one day she turns up at my house all me family are out at school, and work (I was ummm between jobs) and we though it would be a fine idea to have sex on one of the armchairs in the front room.
All was going swimmingly with her on top, when all of a sudden the front door openend quickly followed by the living room door.

In walked me Dad saying summit like, Boy are you in, do you fancy a pint? Well that is I guess what he would have said, but he only managed to squeeze out the first 4-5 qwords or so.

Then he saw us, and we saw him, and he just spluttered a bit, then left(for the pub I guess) we carried on.

Heheh his face though what a picture. Ohh and if your wondering, revenge was sweet and carried on being so for a few more months, hah until the boyfriend found out and then I had to take more beatings.:rolleyes:

Here's mine:

I didn't see my grandmother from the age I was 18 until I was 38 or so. Then I was met her at my mother's place, and we spent a few days together. She was about 90. We got along OK, and I was even a little sad when she had to go.

So here it is: my mother, my sister and me standing in the drive, my grandmother in the back seat of a car driven by some forgotten samaritan. Mum: "bye now!"
Sis: "bye-bye, Nana!"
(Pause, car door shuts.)
Me: "Bye! It was nice to meet you!"

That's it. The most embarassing moment of my life.


I will try to play the game, and recall a public humiliation.

I shook the hand of then Australian Prime Minister Gough Whitlam, and congratulated him on his election win.
Everybody within earshot went silent and stared at me, and shortly thereafter my parents left the place, taking me with them.
Two or three days later, we listened on the radio to Gough Whitlam decisively losing the election which I'd thought he'd won.

The only way that could have been worse, was if I'd been old enough to vote.

Blacking out on Rottnest Island from drinking too much vodka and learning the whole story second hand... In the morning, with a huge hangover...

Embarrassing, humiliating...

Alcohol poisoning, I spent half the night on an IV drip. I called the Paramedic a vampire, and somehow managed to cut myself badly enough to require stitches in my back.

And I still don't remember all of it. If any...

You spent half the night on a drip.
You called the Paramedic a Vampire.
Now you are a Parmedic.

In vino veritas, I say!

I shook the hand of then Australian Prime Minister Gough Whitlam, and congratulated him on his election win.
Everybody within earshot went silent and stared at me, and shortly thereafter my parents left the place, taking me with them.
Two or three days later, we listened on the radio to Gough Whitlam decisively losing the election which I'd thought he'd won.


that's pretty funny.

On the topic of Australian politicians, I once turned up to meet the NSW governer and receive an award all whilst carrying the most shocking hangover of my life. A 6am start and an out-of-tune pipe band did little to assuage my misanthropy.

Ummm . . . never get drunk and pick up a chick in a bar, find out the next morning it's your best friend's sister . . .

Oh, and a blind mate of mine who was waiting for a lift from the parental unit, heard a car stop. He promptly climbed in, sat down and said, "What took you so bloody long?". Wasn't his car.

That's about all I've got at the moment

Fish

At one point in time, I was recieving a blow job from a girlfriend of mine. She didn't feel like having me finish up in her mouth, so she pulled it out, and let things go from there.

This girl was particularly good at giving head, and I went off enough to get spunk all over my own face; in my eye and mouth. Kinda stung :/

At one point in time, I was recieving a blow job from a girlfriend of mine. She didn't feel like having me finish up in her mouth, so she pulled it out, and let things go from there.

This girl was particularly good at giving head, and I went off enough to get spunk all over my own face; in my eye and mouth. Kinda stung :/


Hahahah not so much embaresing, but very funny!

Hahahah not so much embaresing, but very funny!

I didn't think so, but she did :rolleyes:

I didn't think so, but she did :rolleyes:

So would any passers by... if there were any. :eek: :confused: