NationStates Jolt Archive


Is the US government censoring websites?

Zarakon
15-10-2006, 23:43
The reason is, I just tried to access Conspiracy-Net.com and saw it for about 5 seconds-something about hurricane Katrina, before I was redirected to one of those search sites. I was just wondering if anyone thinks this might be a little more than a coincidence (I'm not saying I do.)
Vittos the City Sacker
15-10-2006, 23:45
That was pretty good for a laugh.
Damor
15-10-2006, 23:45
just press ESC within those 5 seconds.
Philosopy
15-10-2006, 23:45
There are so many things in that statement to laugh at, I'm not sure where to start. :D
Zarakon
15-10-2006, 23:46
I didn't say this was serious. I just was toeing the water to see how many conspiracy theorists are on Nationstates. Some of you strike me like that...


But this story actually did happen, but other than that I wasn't really serious.
Pyotr
15-10-2006, 23:48
Wasn't Goatse banned in the US?
Vittos the City Sacker
15-10-2006, 23:49
I didn't say this was serious. I just was toeing the water to see how many conspiracy theorists are on Nationstates. Some of you strike me like that...


But this story actually did happen, but other than that I wasn't really serious.

Yeah, I bet.

Your tin foil hat gives you away.
Soviestan
16-10-2006, 00:08
The reason is, I just tried to access Conspiracy-Net.com and saw it for about 5 seconds-something about hurricane Katrina, before I was redirected to one of those search sites. I was just wondering if anyone thinks this might be a little more than a coincidence (I'm not saying I do.)

Yes, yes they are. And JFK planned 9/11 to stop people from discovering the truth about his death.
New Xero Seven
16-10-2006, 05:38
China is.
U.S.A. probably is...

Pesky gov'ts... hands off the net!!!! ARgh!!!! :sniper:
UpwardThrust
16-10-2006, 05:43
I get to use this one a lot
http://geek.upwardthrust.us/pictures/dog.jpg
Minaris
16-10-2006, 13:09
China is.
U.S.A. probably is...

Pesky gov'ts... hands off the net!!!! ARgh!!!! :sniper:

Of course the US does. It controls 11 out of the 13 hubs. So don't piss off America or your country is cut off from the Web. :eek:
The Mindset
16-10-2006, 13:26
The reason is, I just tried to access Conspiracy-Net.com and saw it for about 5 seconds-something about hurricane Katrina, before I was redirected to one of those search sites. I was just wondering if anyone thinks this might be a little more than a coincidence (I'm not saying I do.)

You're probably infected with browser hijacking spyware. In either case, no, the US government doesn't censor sites - but individual ISPs may, voluntarily censor sites as is the case in the UK.
New Burmesia
16-10-2006, 13:27
Wasn't Goatse banned in the US?

I can get it in school. Always a laugh when someone forgets to log off! :D
Andaluciae
16-10-2006, 13:34
Wasn't Goatse banned in the US?

Using it as a prank was banned, I don't believe that Goatse itself was banned.
NERVUN
16-10-2006, 13:34
Yes, actually. Last year it decided that it would be a good idea to block off the web pages of both houses of Congress (and members thereof) from overseas.

I couldn't access ANY US government web page (Except first.gov) for a while if it was hosted in the US with my Japanese IP, even the IRS.
Free Randomers
16-10-2006, 13:37
An old Arab lived in Chicago for more than 40 years. He wanted to grow potatoes in his garden, but he is old, alone and weak. His son however studies in Paris.

One day he wrote his son an e-mail and explained the problem:

"Dear Ahmed, i am very sad because i can not plant any potatoes in my garden. i am certain that if you were here, then you could help me by digging up the garden. love - your father"

The next day the old man received a reply:

"dear Father, please dont do anything in the garden. i have hidden "the thing" there. You know what i mean. love - Ahmed"

Then at 4 in the morning the US Army, the Marines, the FBI, the CIA, the NSA and the Rangers came to the old mans house. They searched everywhere, took the garden to pieces and searched every inch - but found nothing!

Disappointed they retreated.

The next day the old man received another e-mail from his son:

"Dear father, without a doubt the garden has been dug up and you can now plant your potatoes. i cant do any more than that - Ahmed"


Meh... good enough excse of a topic to put post this one.
Zarakon
17-10-2006, 02:48
What's Goatse?
Montacanos
17-10-2006, 02:53
Meh... good enough excse of a topic to put post this one.

I've heard many versions of this, but its always funny to me.
Call to power
17-10-2006, 02:54
What's Goatse?

:D *resists*

edit: Google image search is your friend
Katganistan
17-10-2006, 02:57
An old Arab lived in Chicago for more than 40 years. He wanted to grow potatoes in his garden, but he is old, alone and weak. His son however studies in Paris.

One day he wrote his son an e-mail and explained the problem:

"Dear Ahmed, i am very sad because i can not plant any potatoes in my garden. i am certain that if you were here, then you could help me by digging up the garden. love - your father"

The next day the old man received a reply:

"dear Father, please dont do anything in the garden. i have hidden "the thing" there. You know what i mean. love - Ahmed"

Then at 4 in the morning the US Army, the Marines, the FBI, the CIA, the NSA and the Rangers came to the old mans house. They searched everywhere, took the garden to pieces and searched every inch - but found nothing!

Disappointed they retreated.

The next day the old man received another e-mail from his son:

"Dear father, without a doubt the garden has been dug up and you can now plant your potatoes. i cant do any more than that - Ahmed"


Meh... good enough excse of a topic to put post this one.

Yeah -- the part about the potatoes kind of gives away that this very old joke was originally about the father of a jailed IRA member.... you know, in Ireland.

Re: Goatse. You. Don't. Want. To. Know.
Sheni
17-10-2006, 03:18
What's Goatse?

Wikipedia knows all. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goatse)
Congo--Kinshasa
17-10-2006, 03:20
Wasn't Goatse banned in the US?

Goatse!? :eek:

THE HORROR!!!!!!
Congo--Kinshasa
17-10-2006, 03:21
What's Goatse?

The manifestation of all that is immoral, unjust, evil, cruel, banal, insane, repulsive, and ugly in the world. Avoid it like the plague.
Hakeka
17-10-2006, 03:47
:D *resists*

edit: Google image search is your friend

Now that is just seriously fucked up.
So fucked, in fact, that even Wikipedia refuses to show it. Really, it doesn't work on my computer. :p
Congo--Kinshasa
17-10-2006, 03:55
Now that is just seriously fucked up.
So fucked, in fact, that even Wikipedia refuses to show it. Really, it doesn't work on my computer. :p

You didn't see it, did you? :(
Zarakon
18-10-2006, 02:39
Wow...I'm glad I just read the wikipedia article instead of google imaging it...
New Naliitr
18-10-2006, 03:11
Of course. They don't announce it publicly, of course. And they don't do it to big websites like this, where many people would notice. But they most certainly do.