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Here's (http://www.kotaku.com/gaming/pc/gothic-3-combat-is-hilarious-207649.php) a trailer for the upcoming RPG Gothic 3.

Watch the last third of the video and tell me what you think.

Sick, maybe, but people who want to play it should be allowed to do. People should be allowed to play any video game they want, even vile trash like Ethnic Cleansing, so long as they don't emulate the situations in the game in real life.

50% RPG
50% porn
100% not funny

Sick, maybe, but people who want to play it should be allowed to do. People should be allowed to play any video game they want, even vile trash like Ethnic Cleansing, so long as they don't emulate the situations in the game in real life.

You didn't actually watch the video, did you?

this maybe the dumbest thing Ive seen all day and I saw this one thing about midget clowns. That should tell you something.

You didn't actually watch the video, did you?

I dont think he did. Though I did and that was some crazy sex

thats not sick, thats one BAD game. I wouldn't play it.
i'll stay with my Runaway 2.

Don't feed the Rushdie Effect.

Leave it alone and this will simply become another sad BMX-XXX and die out.

Hmm, looks like vaguely interesting gameplay, decent graphics instead of block-mania like in some other MMORPGs of the genre, all crippled by some incredibly poor choice of voice acting/audio use. An by "incredibly poor" I mean "gay pornographic."

I don't get it, how is that gay porn or sick beatiality?

I don't get it, how is that gay porn or sick beatiality?

Apparently from the grunts and squeals they think the NPCs were sticking their "weapons" rather than their weapons into the piggy.

Charming. A whole fleet of Thompsonettes.

Apparently from the grunts and squeals they think the NPCs were sticking their "weapons" rather than their weapons into the piggy.


Oh come on, no one really believes they were actually doing anything pornographic. It just *sounds* like it is.

It's not just the grunts, it's the groans, the moans, and the loud, repetitive way they sound out.

Combined with the "villagers" doing all this, in a barn, with a squealing pig...

Well, maybe I'm just a pervert, Katie Monster, but I can see how that might be interpretable as something less than PG. :p

Apparently from the grunts and squeals they think the NPCs were sticking their "weapons" rather than their weapons into the piggy.

Charming. A whole fleet of Thompsonettes.

I dunno.. the way the pig moved in that shack... :D

and there was the whole "Now you asked for it! ugh, ugh, ugh, *grunt*"

Oh come on, no one really believes they were actually doing anything pornographic. It just *sounds* like it is.

It's not just the grunts, it's the groans, the moans, and the loud, repetitive way they sound out.

Combined with the "villagers" doing all this, in a barn, with a squealing pig...

Well, maybe I'm just a pervert, Katie Monster, but I can see how that might be interpretable as something less than PG. :p
a friend of mine was telling me of a fight he saw... a ranger was helping a monk with a mob... the ranger was infront while the monk was hitting it from behind with a staff.

from his angle, evey now and then, the staff would portude from the front of the beastie... giving the appearance that the mob had a "thing" for the Ranger...:D

The game looked and sounded a whole lot like Dungeon Siege to me, so forgive me if I didn't see this "obvious" gay bestial agenda.

(And yeah, when I said grunts and squeals I meant human grunts, and piggy squeals).

Oh come on, no one really believes they were actually doing anything pornographic. It just *sounds* like it is.
Exactly. You'd be have to be pretty damn stupid to think that that's really pornographic though. Or perhaps wrapped in cotton wool...

Lame, but nice effort.

Here's (http://www.kotaku.com/gaming/pc/gothic-3-combat-is-hilarious-207649.php) a trailer for the upcoming RPG Gothic 3.

Watch the last third of the video and tell me what you think.

ROFL.

Wow. Those NPCs really got it from that boar.

Apparently from the grunts and squeals they think the NPCs were sticking their "weapons" rather than their weapons into the piggy.

Charming. A whole fleet of Thompsonettes.

Meh, I have my sound off. Now I'm glad.

Meh, I have my sound off. Now I'm glad.

I need say no more than:

http://badgas.co.uk/language/thats_hot.jpg

!

I need say no more than:

(snip)

!

She used the wrong word.

She used the wrong word.
Your powers of observation are mind-boggling. :)

I don't get it, how is that gay porn or sick beatiality?

Yeah, I can't believe I watched that for a mindnumbing 4:30 minutes. :confused:
Apparently the porn I watch has better sound quality...

The game looked and sounded a whole lot like Dungeon Siege to me, so forgive me if I didn't see this "obvious" gay bestial agenda.

(And yeah, when I said grunts and squeals I meant human grunts, and piggy squeals).

that was boring, i thought there was actually going to be some controversial cutscenes or something in an attempt to get attention.

I have been looking forward to this game. Graphics look good but the A.I. looks primitive, hopefully it will be much improved.

and i never would have thought of beastiality or gay porn if you never suggested it. The "grunts" are awkward sounding but suggesting anything beyond that is really pushing it.

Well... the gamer really sucks at that game...

looks like a good game and no one plays mmorpgs with the sound on.

She used the wrong word.

she? or the printers?

she? or the printers?

Well, she's more than likely the one that chose what the shirt said.

That's 5 minutes I will never get back.

ROFL! Oh my God, the barn scene! The only way they could've made it better if they added in "I'm gonna make you squeal like a pig."