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What would you do?

Would you kill yourself to prevent yourself from turning into a zombie? Or would you do nothing, thus becoming a zombie yourself and end up eating the brains of other people?

I think 'life' as a zombie could be quite interesting...

Is there going to be a poll?

I would give my beretta a blow-job.

What would you do?

Would you kill yourself to prevent yourself from turning into a zombie? Or would you do nothing, thus becoming a zombie yourself and end up eating the brains of other people?

Now hold on, if these zombies are brain eaters, thean why is it that they haven't just eaten my brain? Or are you infected by having your brain eaten? Because that would just be odd.

I'd be a zombie. Zombies are great. Barhah!

The only change would be a slightly paler skin tone.

Now hold on, if these zombies are brain eaters, thean why is it that they haven't just eaten my brain? Or are you infected by having your brain eaten? Because that would just be odd.

I'm not an expert on zombies, but as far as I know, you'd get infected by getting bitten.

Just imagine, that you've got bitten and managed to kill the zombie before he had a chance to eat your brain.

The only change would be a slightly paler skin tone.

so true, so true.

The only change would be a slightly paler skin tone.


There would be no change for me...

Go find the nearest smart Goth girl, I'm sure we'll hit it off well.

There would be no change for me...

Yay for being pale!

The only change would be a slightly paler skin tone.

And the stench of rotting flesh... I hope. :)

And the stench of rotting flesh... I hope. :)

Um... not right now... :eek:

*heads off to shower*

I would just become a Zombie its seems to be a much more pleasant way of being with a group collective that doesnt demand too much from you other then killing the things trying to kill you....I mean zombies are pretty much the ultimate consumer....Walmart.

And the stench of rotting flesh... I hope. :)

do as the french did in the 1600 and 1700s (and up) dose yourself with a LOT of perfume.

Wooohooo! Happy times! Graaaagh.

(Which kind of zombie are we talking about?)

obviously I'd kill myself. The dead should stay dead. :mp5: :gundge: :sniper:

obviously I'd kill myself. The dead should stay dead. :mp5: :gundge: :sniper:

Tell that to Jesus.

it depends.

If i was in a group of survivors, id grab a baseball bat and go mental on all the zombies outside our fort.

If i was alone id blow my brains out with a shotgun while listening to music.

If i was with 1 or 2 other survivors, if one was male and one was female id do the above, if they were both male id keep it hush and infect them.

What character am I? If I'm the protagonist I'll probably find an antidote

What character am I? If I'm the protagonist I'll probably find an antidote

Sorry, you're the black guy. You be dead. And the protagonist will kill you soon too.

I'd sell my television, and be cured.

i'd probaly do as the swat guy (or some such) in Resident Evil. when surrounded with zombies, and just one bullet.. shoot one zombie and say: "you'll have to work for your food".

i would get a buzzsaw and a spoon and eat my own brain. then i'd chew my arms and legs off.

What would you do?

Would you kill yourself to prevent yourself from turning into a zombie? Or would you do nothing, thus becoming a zombie yourself and end up eating the brains of other people?
I'd welcome it and go on a rampage.

only if the option is available

First I would try to get on a tour with Rob Zombie!
"Demenoid phenominon! Get it out! Get it on!........" :p

Oh that's easy .... I'd become a pirate!

What would you do?

Would you kill yourself to prevent yourself from turning into a zombie? Or would you do nothing, thus becoming a zombie yourself and end up eating the brains of other people?

I would ask someone who loved me to blow my fucking head off.

What would you do?

Would you kill yourself to prevent yourself from turning into a zombie? Or would you do nothing, thus becoming a zombie yourself and end up eating the brains of other people?

Give a .357 Magnum a blowjob.

I mean zombies are pretty much the ultimate consumer....Walmart.

LOL, that was pretty much the theme of Dawn of the Dead.

LOL, that was pretty much the theme of Dawn of the Dead.

Nah, it came after several other themes in rankings of importance.

1.) Shooting/exploding/beating-to-death-with-a-croquet-mallet/running over/chainsaw-slashing zombies.
2.) Awesome running zombies
3.) Get Down With the Sickness by Richard Cheese
4.) Getting to know your inner being
5.) CHAINSAW
6.) Consumerism theme
7.) Boob shot

zombies are awesome! I'd certainly allow myself to be one.

Eat some salt. :p

There would be no change for me...

... so you already have rotted skin hanging off of your body, and you feast on human brains...









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Me, I'd take down as many zombies I can before I get too far gone. and then I'll have someone cap me.

LOL, that was pretty much the theme of Dawn of the Dead.

ever seen the Xbox game "Dead Rising"? You fight zombies in a mega mall... :D

Nah, it came after several other themes in rankings of importance.

The 2005 version, yeah, but George Romero's original -- the 1979 version -- was definitely about rampant consumerism. And blue pancake makeup.