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I'm limited by the poll numbers, so obviously, not all of them can appear here. Given the choices, though, which is your favourite?

:confused: where is the poll?

I'd do smurfette.

smurfette naturally :cool:

edit: great minds think alike

:confused: where is the poll?

Takes time to type it out, y'know. :p

I like handy smurf because his name is in itself just chock-full of innuendo.

smurfette naturally :cool:

edit: great minds think alike

I get to go first though.

I like handy smurf because his name is in itself just chock-full of innuendo.

That's even worse than the folks who wanna bang Smurfette. :p

smurfette is a slut.. so that works out for all 3 of them :P

That's even worse than the folks who wanna bang Smurfette. :p

Saying you don't want to?

Saying you don't want to?

Dude, she's a Smurf. My penis is bigger than her entire body. :p

Dude, she's a Smurf. My penis is bigger than her entire body. :p

Like that's ever stopped anybody.

Like that's ever stopped anybody.

I think I just threw up in my mouth.

I think I just threw up in my mouth.

Mwahahaha

I'd do smurfette.
Papa Smurf is her pimp. He has control over all sex in the Smurf Valley. Except gay sex, of course.

Papa Smurf is her pimp. He has control over all sex in the Smurf Valley. Except gay sex, of course.

Reminds me of the Smurf thing I saw on Robot Chicken.

Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have... reproductive organs under those little, white pants. It's just so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. You know, what's the point of living... if you don't have a dick?

I've got to watch that movie again.

Reminds me of the Smurf thing I saw on Robot Chicken.
Eh? Reminds me of my Economics A level...

But then, so does the Notorious B.I.G.

Papa Smurf is her pimp. He has control over all sex in the Smurf Valley. Except gay sex, of course.

Don't make me whip out the Donnie Darko quote on you.

I've got to watch that movie again.

Fuck, you did it before me -_-

hmm....it's a toss up between Hefty and Handy. Hefty with those rugged good looks, bulging blue biceps. Handy with his tool belt and ability to craft most anything out of a speckled mushroom.


decisions decisions

Smurfs! Hell yeah!!! I knew there was a reason I had saved those little guys when I found'em...

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y223/GermanNightmare/smurf.gif
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y223/GermanNightmare/PapaSmurf.gifhttp://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y223/GermanNightmare/Smurfette.gif

I like Brainy Smurf the best, probably because I myself am a mixture of him, as well as Grouchy Smurf and Lazy Smurf. And part of Handy Smurf, maybe - If I'm not too lazy, that is...
(Papa smurf is the best, but that doesn't really count. He's Papa Smurf, after all!)

Smurfs! Hell yeah!!! I knew there was a reason I had saved those little guys when I found'em...

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y223/GermanNightmare/smurf.gif
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y223/GermanNightmare/PapaSmurf.gifhttp://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y223/GermanNightmare/Smurfette.gif


I was never really frightened by your smilies till now, GNM. :p

I was never really frightened by your smilies till now, GNM. :p
Hehehehehe *GWB chuckle* :D

Gotta go with Smurfette. Barring that, any purple smurf.

They all turn purple when being choked...

Ruffy.

I've voted Brainy, but Grouchy would have to come a very close second.

The names just sound silly in English, though. :p In French, it's Schtroumpf à Lunettes (Smurf With Glasses!) and Schtroumpf Grognon.

Not that they're as fun as... the Snurfs (http://ns.goobergunch.net/wiki/index.php/Les_Schloumpf). :D

Aww the Smurfs. I remember watching them on Saturday morns. And the Snorkels .. iirc. Guess my fav's were Handy .. then Hefty .. then Jokey. And I don't remember Lazy smurf.. but I do remember Vanity smurf. Azreal and Gargamel (sp?)were funny.

Gargamel.

How about Greedy/Baker or King Smurf, if you must insist on it being one of the blue guys.

Not to mention my favorite "episode"...

"We play Wagner, it scare the shit out of the Smurfs!!!!!!! (http://img175.imageshack.us/img175/1914/antismurfrs9.jpg)"

*cues Flight of the Valkyries*

Gargamel.

How about Greedy/Baker or King Smurf, if you must insist on it being one of the blue guys.

Ahhh .. I forgot about Greedy & Baker Smurf! I don't remember King Smurf. Just rememberd Clumsy and Harmony.. and found The Smurf Site (http://bluebuddies.com/help/smurf_names_and_list_of_the_smurfs.htm). I don't remember a few of those listed.. like Farmer and Wild Smurf..

Communist Smurfs! (http://www.iamlost.com/features/smurfs/commies.shtml)

" The most compelling evidence that the Smurfs were communists comes from their relationship to the arch-villian Gargamel. If you remember, the only thing that Gargamel wanted the Smurfs for was for his own profit. In the first four or five seasons, Gargamel's master plan was to catch the Smurfs, boil them, and turn them into gold. For some reason, in the later years when the show was dying, they started saying that he wanted to eat the poor blue creatures, but for the most part he wanted to turn them into gold. He didn't care about the Smurfs themselves, their culture, or their well-being. All he cared about was getting gold. His only interest in how to get rich, and nothing, nothing would get in his way.

Gargamel was a capitalist.

The evil antagonist of the Smurfs was the ultimate capitalist, terrorizing the peaceful good little communist Smurf community. It all starts to fit together doesn't it? "

" The Smurfs presented moral lessons in a facile, repetitive manner, making it comprehensible to all children with normal cranial capacity. The Smurfs were as American as apple pie. Or were they? "

No, not even the Smurfs escape conspiracy.

Of course the smurfs were communists. A lot has been written on that topic. Usually by people who go into "moral panic mode" and start blabbering about the smurfs' lifestyle being "evil", without ever explaining why. Which is rather amusing.

It was the whole "communist smurf" thing which led me to do this (http://ns.goobergunch.net/wiki/index.php/Les_Schloumpf).

Am I the only one here who actually read the smurfs' comic books more than I watched the TV series?

Slut Smurf.

No, not even the Smurfs escape conspiracy.

The smurfs were communists. The scooby gang made a living by selling drugs. The story of little Red Riding Hood is full of sexual metaphors.

So.. what else is new ;) ?

Of course the smurfs were communists. A lot has been written on that topic. Usually by people who go into "moral panic mode" and start blabbering about the smurfs' lifestyle being "evil", without ever explaining why. Which is rather amusing.

It was the whole "communist smurf" thing which led me to do this (http://ns.goobergunch.net/wiki/index.php/Les_Schloumpf).

Am I the only one here who actually read the smurfs' comic books more than I watched the TV series?


Ahh ok. Well actually the site I linked to is joking about the conspiracy. Can see that on some of the other pages. I've never read the comic, only watched the show years ago. Earlier this morning was the first I had heard/read of the communist Smurf conspiracy.

That smurf that gave exploding presents ... Jokey Smurf or whatever ...

I just wish he'd scream "Allah Akbar!" when he did it.

Oh ... and I liked that mincing faggot smurf .... ummm ... Vanity Smurf, I think. He was kick ass.

The smurfs were racist, not communist.

"In retrospect, some visual aspects of the show and even story lines show the creator's connection with Ku Klux Klan. The Klan is an organization of white supremacists who believe white people are the master race. (Webmaster Note: Or some such nonsense. I'll I know for sure is that they wear white bed sheets, silly, pointy hats, and are ignorant in a dangerous way.) The village was headed by Papa Smurf, a red-hat-wearing leader amongst the white-pointed-hat-wearing group. Similarly, the leader of the K.K.K.(known as the Grand Dragon) wears a pointy red hat. In one episode, the Smurfs had an evil spell cast upon them. When they were black in colour, they were suddenly bad. There were also many episodes where they danced around fires much like one of the K.K.K's traditional rituals."
http://evlweb.eecs.uic.edu/caylor/SMURF/aryan.html

That smurf that gave exploding presents ... Jokey Smurf or whatever ...

I just wish he'd scream "Allah Akbar!" when he did it.

Oh ... and I liked that mincing faggot smurf .... ummm ... Vanity Smurf, I think. He was kick ass.

Schtroumpf Farceur and Schtroumpf Coquet. Hehe... An Islamist Smurf would have been... very politically incorrect. ;)


The smurfs were racist, not communist.

"In retrospect, some visual aspects of the show and even story lines show the creator's connection with Ku Klux Klan. The Klan is an organization of white supremacists who believe white people are the master race. (Webmaster Note: Or some such nonsense. I'll I know for sure is that they wear white bed sheets, silly, pointy hats, and are ignorant in a dangerous way.) The village was headed by Papa Smurf, a red-hat-wearing leader amongst the white-pointed-hat-wearing group. Similarly, the leader of the K.K.K.(known as the Grand Dragon) wears a pointy red hat. In one episode, the Smurfs had an evil spell cast upon them. When they were black in colour, they were suddenly bad. There were also many episodes where they danced around fires much like one of the K.K.K's traditional rituals."


Which just goes to show it's possible to argue any ridiculous theory on the basis of a few meaningless tidbits. (Oh, and "I'll I know"?) I assume (hope) the writer of that silliness was joking, though.

Probably meant 'All I know..'

Okay, for those of oyu that haven't seen it, here's the Smurf bombing video (http://www.metacafe.com/watch/139689/bomb_the_smurfs/). Oh, and personally I've seen maybe two episodes of the Smurfs, a long time ago, so, I have nothing else to say.

Okay, for those of oyu that haven't seen it, here's the Smurf bombing video (http://www.metacafe.com/watch/139689/bomb_the_smurfs/). Oh, and personally I've seen maybe two episodes of the Smurfs, a long time ago, so, I have nothing else to say.

Considering quite a few comments on this thread, some people may also wish to search the web for "The Smurfs - The Lost Episode". No linkie, since it has .. "somewhat explicit" lyrics ;)

The Suntots (http://www.criterionpic.com/cpl/lcl_cinar_smoggies.html) pwn the Smurfs.

I've got to watch that movie again.

Well, here it is: Smurfs Se7en (http://www.planetvids.com/html/7-Deadly-Smurf-Sins.html)!

I posted it here in NSG a while back, but it's worth a return visit. :cool:

Ruffy beats Jokey Smurf? What's up with that?

This Smurf!:p
http://pererre.clarence.com/img/puffo_spinello.sized.jpg
Check the Nationstates Player Profiles, specifically the pics of me, and you will see my favourite smurf.;)

This Poll sucks!

Ruffy beats Jokey Smurf? What's up with that?
If given half a chance he'd fist him too.:p :( *

*Also too many n00Bs.

*Also too many n00Bs.

Isn't that always the case, though? ;)

http://www.p0stwh0res.com/images/supern00b[1].jpg

smurfette is a slut.. so that works out for all 3 of them :P

Don't be hatin' on Smurfette! She's not the one who created herself as the only female in the village. And unless you all saw some versions of this show I didn't, Smurfette could possibly be a virgin? I'm not even sure if smurfs sexually procreate. Aren't they all created individually?

Don't be hatin' on Smurfette! She's not the one who created herself as the only female in the village. And unless you all saw some versions of this show I didn't, Smurfette could possibly be a virgin? I'm not even sure if smurfs sexually procreate. Aren't they all created individually?

Gargamel created Smurfette. :p

:headbang: :sniper: handy smurf is better cause with out him nothing would be built!!!!:headbang: :headbang: :headbang:

[QUOTE=Gravlen;10872050]
Smurfs?? Where?

Martha, git the shotgun! Them Smurfs are a-commin' back! :eek:

I'm limited by the poll numbers, so obviously, not all of them can appear here. Given the choices, though, which is your favourite?

Grouchy....I'm not sure why.

:headbang: :sniper: handy smurf is better cause with out him nothing would be built!!!!:headbang: :headbang: :headbang:

Wonderful use of smileys. I predict you will do well here.

Wonderful use of smileys. I predict you will do well here.

I'm sure people like that would be a fairly interesting case study for pyschologists. I wonder whether it's been done yet. The use of gun and headbang smilies as an insight into the mind of... ahem... certain individuals.

I'm sure people like that would be a fairly interesting case study for pyschologists. I wonder whether it's been done yet. The use of gun and headbang smilies as an insight into the mind of... ahem... certain individuals.

You're assuming there's a mind to be studied. ;)

You're assuming there's a mind to be studied. ;)

Good point. I stand corrected. ;)

Smurfs?? Where?

Martha, git the shotgun! Them Smurfs are a-commin' back! :eek:

Smurfs are eternal. :cool:

Good point. I stand corrected. ;)

No need to be so formal. Why stand, when you can take a seat? ;)

No need to be so formal. Why stand, when you can take a seat? ;)

You're right; that's much more comfortable.

I sit corrected. Fancy a beer? :D

You're right; that's much more comfortable.

I sit corrected. Fancy a beer? :D

Always! :D

Always! :D

Here you go. Courtesy of Drunken Smurf (http://www.londonist.com/attachments/Rob/smurfbeer.jpg).

Here you go. Courtesy of Drunken Smurf (http://www.londonist.com/attachments/Rob/smurfbeer.jpg).


I should resize that and use it as my av on offsite forums. :D

I just learned that yesterday was the Smurfs' birthday! They first appeared on 23 October 1958. Happy birthday, Smurfs! :D

I just learned that yesterday was the Smurfs' birthday! They first appeared on 23 October 1958. Happy birthday, Smurfs! :D

Pfft. The Smurfs are nothing on Pingu.

Nothing like a penguin talking gibberish and peeing everywhere to screw up your kids minds!

Pfft. The Smurfs are nothing on Pingu.

Nothing like a penguin talking gibberish and peeing everywhere to screw up your kids minds!


http://www.p0stwh0res.com/images/poohwtf.jpg

http://www.p0stwh0res.com/images/poohwtf.jpg

:eek:

You don't know Pingu?

:eek:

You don't know Pingu?

Noooo...

Not sure I want to either.

Noooo...

Not sure I want to either.

Pingu was great! The most bizarre children's programme you're ever likely to see.

I just learned that yesterday was the Smurfs' birthday! They first appeared on 23 October 1958. Happy birthday, Smurfs! :D

Happy birthday, smurfs!

http://www.toytokyo.com/productImages/2340_0.jpg

My Favourite Smurf?
A dead one. Can't stand the little buggers.
Horrid, horrid things.

Cluichstan - I'm surprised you like the Smurfs, considering their Communist heritage. Smurf being an acronymn for:
Socialist
Men
Under
Red
Father

They live in a co-operative where everyone helps out, according to ability. Duties and resources are shared equally.
And Papa Smurf, with his RED trousers, pleb's hat and big bushy beard bears more than a striking resemblance to Karl Marx.

Gargamel, of course, embodies Capitalism. Hence his greedy nature, hatred of Smurfs and obsession with generating wealth by turning smurfs into gold. He even tries to sew unrest and dissent by creating smurfette in the hope of turning them away from pure communism. Fortunately, smurfette sees the beauty of Communism, joins with the smurfs and rises up against her 'master'.



As I said: Very surprised that you, of all people, would enjoy this. Mayhaps you are have a secret leaning towards Socialism, hmm?

http://www.playfulplushtoys.com/miva/graphics/00000001/jokey.jpg
"It's a surprise! Yuk, yuk, yuk..."

They live in a co-operative where everyone helps out, according to ability. Duties and resources are shared equally.


How truly awful! A communal society where people help one another, care for one another and no-one goes hungry or homeless. Obviously that's perverse.

Do you think you're saying anything new here? Everyone knows the smurf's society is a socialist one.

Now stop spoiling the birthday celebrations. :p

Indeed, Baker Smurf's prepared some tasty treats! :D

http://brentcards.com/ecards/icondownloads/smurf-baker.gif

The only good smurf is a dead smurf.

GARGAMEL '08

Better than Hillary, that's for damn sure. :p

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7MAYrF1PDks

Take that, you little blue bastards!

How truly awful! A communal society where people help one another, care for one another and no-one goes hungry or homeless. Obviously that's perverse.

Do you think you're saying anything new here? Everyone knows the smurf's society is a socialist one.

Now stop spoiling the birthday celebrations. :p
And there are only 2 Female Smurfs, one of which would be underage.:p

And there are only 2 Female Smurfs, one of which would be underage.:p

Two? :confused:

Two? :confused:
Yeah the Orange haired girl.
Came into the show late.
No one seems to remember.:(
EDIT:Sassette
http://www.mushroomvillage.com/sitepics/s20404blg.jpg

Whats even gayer than a 200 man orgy?

The Smurfs.

Noooo...

Not sure I want to either.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pingu

If memory serves, Gargamel (The Evil Capitalist) created a third female smurf in one of his diabolical experiments.

This smurf was also a child and had straight black hair, and had some rather naughty inclinations.
:eek: :( :( :(

what is a smurf?

If memory serves, Gargamel (The Evil Capitalist) created a third female smurf in one of his diabolical experiments.

This smurf was also a child and had straight black hair, and had some rather naughty inclinations.
:eek: :( :( :(

you evil communist!

what is a smurf?

What planet are you from? :confused:

If memory serves, Gargamel (The Evil Capitalist) created a third female smurf in one of his diabolical experiments.

This smurf was also a child and had straight black hair, and had some rather naughty inclinations.
:eek: :( :( :(
That might be right and some sirry* sausages think it is Smurfette!

*Deliberate

The only good smurf is a dead smurf.

GARGAMEL '08

Did he want to eat them or grind them into magic powder?

Yeah the Orange haired girl.
Came into the show late.
No one seems to remember.:(
EDIT:Sassette


First appeared in the album Les P'tits Schtroumpfs (no idea what the English title was; I read it in French). I can't remember where she came from, though. The other children smurfs (males) were adults who got trapped in a magic clock which made them younger, if I recall correctly.

First appeared in the album Les P'tits Schtroumpfs (no idea what the English title was; I read it in French). I can't remember where she came from, though. The other children smurfs (males) were adults who got trapped in a magic clock which made them younger, if I recall correctly.
I found out or at least was reminded that the old Smurf Grandpa Smurf hhad a companion funnily enough a Grandma Smurf.

I don't know who Papa Smurf had though.
Ah Smurfette.:D

I found out or at least was reminded that the old Smurf Grandpa Smurf hhad a companion funnily enough a Grandma Smurf.


Not in the comic books.


I don't know who Papa Smurf had though.
Ah Smurfette.:D

Papa Smurf and Smurfette? What a dreadful idea! :p

I always figured Smurfette would end up banging Hefty.

Not in the comic books.
There were Comic books?:eek:
Papa Smurf and Smurfette? What a dreadful idea! :p
There is a video around somewhere of Papa Smurfs Pimping ways.:)

There were Comic books?:eek:


Yeah, scary, isn't it? ;)

There were Comic books?:eek:


Of course! The smurfs started as comic books, by the Belgian Peyo. :) The TV series was based on the comic books.

http://www.coinbd.com/images/couvertures/20051004184226_t1.jpeg

True. The cartoon came later.

I like handy smurf because his name is in itself just chock-full of innuendo.

riot:p

Of course! The smurfs started as comic books, by the Belgian Peyo. :) The TV series was based on the comic books.

http://www.coinbd.com/images/couvertures/20051004184226_t1.jpeg
Yeah i knew it was belgian, sometime last year i found the official website.
That is really cool.
I wonder if they'll make a movie like is being done with Asterix.:)

Is there a dead smurf? I choose the dead one.

Cannot think of a name:

Did he want to eat them or grind them into magic powder?

Gargamel:

'I'll boil a few,
and pickle a few,
and turn a few to gold!!!'

Yarr

Yeah i knew it was belgian, sometime last year i found the official website.
That is really cool.
I wonder if they'll make a movie like is being done with Asterix.:)

You can get episodes of the old TV show on Comcast On Demand where I live, but yeah, a Smurf movie? I'd go see that, if only for nostalgia's sake.

You can get episodes of the old TV show on Comcast On Demand where I live, but yeah, a Smurf movie? I'd go see that, if only for nostalgia's sake.
I've sen DVD's but they aren't full seasons just 3 or 4 episodes per disc.

I've sen DVD's but they aren't full seasons just 3 or 4 episodes per disc.


Bleh, that sucks.

I always loved Hefty... he a tattoo... he was cool :cool:

I always loved Hefty... he a tattoo... he was cool :cool:

But it was a heart... :p

But it was a heart... :p

yeah... so?

I bet he was a hopeless romantic too then.... making him the deepest smurf of all the smurfs

yeah... so?

I bet he was a hopeless romantic too then.... making him the deepest smurf of all the smurfs

Wasn't there a Poet Smurf, though?

Wasn't there a Poet Smurf, though?
yeah but he was a sissy

Bleh, that sucks.
Yeah it does, it would be like NZ$15-20(U.S. $7-10) per disc...

Yeah it does, it would be like NZ$15-20(U.S. $7-10) per disc...

For just three or four eps? :eek: Screw that!

For just three or four eps? :eek: Screw that!
Damn straight, thats why i buy box sets, it makes more sense, Especially with Stargate, MacGyver, The X-Files...

Damn straight, thats why i buy box sets, it makes more sense, Especially with Stargate, MacGyver, The X-Files...

Meh, I rarely ever buy DVDs. I get a nice steady stream of rentals from Netflix. :D

The Evil Smurfs, you filthy hippy.

The Evil Smurfs, you filthy hippy.

I knew you'd post that if you stumbled across this thread. :p

This is smurfin' ridiculous.

Meh, I rarely ever buy DVDs. I get a nice steady stream of rentals from Netflix. :D
I know someone with over 300, yep they've pretty much spent over 8K on the things.:eek:

I know someone with over 300, yep they've pretty much spent over 8K on the things.:eek:


That's just freakin' insane! :eek:

I only buy DVDs that I know I'm going to want to watch over and over again -- like the Star Wars films. :cool:

That's just freakin' insane! :eek:

I only buy DVDs that I know I'm going to want to watch over and over again -- like the Star Wars films. :cool:
Yeah i only have 8 or so.
The one i watch the most is Monty Pythons Holy Grail and then Pirates of the Carribean.

Yeah i only have 8 or so.
The one i watch the most is Monty Pythons Holy Grail and then Pirates of the Carribean.

I've got quite a few, but a lot of them I've gotten as gifts. Others I've bought were those cheapo $1 bad sci-fi movies. They're just a blast to watch and make fun of. In fact, one of the silly Christmas presents that my gf's daughter and I will be getting is the DVD of Santa Claus Conquers the Martians. :D

This be still going on? For the love of Gargamel! :p Or Smurfette...mmm...;)

Or Smurfette...mmm...;)

Seek help immediately. :p

Seek help immediately. :p

So you wouldn't do Smurfette?

So you wouldn't do Smurfette?

Sorry, little blue chicks do nothing for me. :p

Seek help immediately. :p

http://www.djhobby.com/catalog/images/SHH20037.jpg
"You called?"

http://www.djhobby.com/catalog/images/SHH20037.jpg
"You called?"

That's just wrong! LOL

Seek help immediately. :p
Oh, don't worry, I've found help...http://tn3-1.deviantart.com/fs6/300W/i/2005/114/a/5/Beergoggles__Smurfette_by_spckeith2000.jpg

Oh, don't worry, I've found help...http://tn3-1.deviantart.com/fs6/300W/i/2005/114/a/5/Beergoggles__Smurfette_by_spckeith2000.jpg
yes, beer goggles do help.

So you wouldn't do Smurfette?

Google "The Smurfs - the Lost Episode".

I've got quite a few, but a lot of them I've gotten as gifts. Others I've bought were those cheapo $1 bad sci-fi movies. They're just a blast to watch and make fun of. In fact, one of the silly Christmas presents that my gf's daughter and I will be getting is the DVD of Santa Claus Conquers the Martians. :D
I got Pirates of the Carribean II on Friday.:cool:

This is one thread that i don't mind getting bumped up.






Funky Junk has a few things on the smurfs.

Oh, don't worry, I've found help...http://tn3-1.deviantart.com/fs6/300W/i/2005/114/a/5/Beergoggles__Smurfette_by_spckeith2000.jpg

Now THAT's different! :D

Google "The Smurfs - the Lost Episode".

I'm afraid to...