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I'm a bit bored and was wondering if anyone had any amusing/funny/not too dull/abnormal stories about drug experiences?

Go on.

Spill.

None that I'd be willing to share on a public forum... Sorry. ;)

None that I'd be willing to share on a public forum... Sorry. ;)

I 2nd this

I used to grow my own cannabis and mushrooms.
One night my girlfriend and her brothers took some of the mushrooms while I stayed straight (needed a rest from them).

I put Pink Floyd's Wish You Were Here on the stereo in loop mode and played it over and over for 6 hours.

A good time was had by all.

None that I'd be willing to share on a public forum... Sorry. ;)

Youre all too paranoid.

the first (and only) time I tripped acid my dad found out and made me watch "The Wall" which up until that point I had not seen and it really freaked me out....

You're all too paranoid.
I know I am. So?

I'm 27, straight, never smoked, or drank, still a virgin, so HA! plus im a christian. bet ya didn't think there was any ppl like me on this forum did ya

Youre all too paranoid.

Yeah, what's the deal? Loads of people have talked about drugs shit on here before.

I'm 27, straight, never smoked, or drank, still a virgin, so HA! plus im a christian. bet ya didn't think there was any ppl like me on this forum did ya

Oh yes. HA. I'm so jealous.:rolleyes:

u should b;)

Two words : Leeds Fest.

one thing i don't get... why are you all like druggies and everythin'? I mean, why NOT live a straight life?! we should all wait until we are married to have "it". And drinkin, well, we should NEVER do that. u people are crazy. I'm perfectly normal, and that got me a 52 dollar-an-hour job, and you ppl probably work at mcdonalds. how sad.:gundge:

I'm 27, straight, never smoked, or drank, still a virgin, so HA! plus im a christian. bet ya didn't think there was any ppl like me on this forum did ya

:eek: get the freak I bet he even flosses!!! :p

I did sugar on Monday its amazing what sugar can do to you especially when you heat it on a spoon with a flame underneath it till it catches fire and burns out then put the now black tar like stuff on a plate and snort it

No drug stories that are anything worth reading which kind of defeats the point in drugs :(

first of all, im a she. second, yes i do floss. after every meal!!! :p

one thing i don't get... why are you all like druggies and everythin'? I mean, why NOT live a straight life?! we should all wait until we are married to have "it". And drinkin, well, we should NEVER do that. u people are crazy. I'm perfectly normal, and that got me a 52 dollar-an-hour job, and you ppl probably work at mcdonalds. how sad.:gundge:

I don't care how much I earn why should that even matter?

On that bombshell I live a happy life and have never gotten addicted to anything but sex you should try living sometime it’s a blast and makes you a better person

I am a virgin. At any time i can become one of u, but u can never become what i am. yeah, its been hard, 'specially cuz my job is a model, but ya never see me braggin' do ya?!

The first time I did acid-

A friend asked early on if I was feeling it. "No man, not really." "You sure?" "Yeah?" "Because you're standing an inch away from the wall. Why don't you come inside."

A can of diet coke became my best friend. I was flipping it in my hand over and over again. The bottom changed shape. Eventually it sprung a leak so I hucked my good friend the diet coke can and he exploded.

I went to my work to watch the re-release of Star Wars. I was the head projectionist and we had a new projectionist who actually knew his shit and was pretty good. But I kept coming up and adjust little things here and there on the projector because the print was meant for a different kind of screen. I wouldn't normally care, but...and he was worried that he was messing up in front of his new boss (though, again, I couldn't have been happier with that guy-totally made my job nothin'-I got to be the kind of 'boss' I'd want to be, boss only in that I get slightly more money...and write the schedule...)

I bought a reeses peanut butter cup because I was used to munchies when I was high. It was the worst thing I've ever put in my mouth. It was weird to actually hate a peanut butter cup, usually one of the world's great delights.

Then we say around and smoked the ganj while every once in a while one of the dudes would get confused and stop us all and ask, "What are you guys talking about." Which was amusing because A)High as fuck, and B) We where talking about how he was getting confused and asking that. Heavy on the A.

first of all, im a she. second, yes i do floss. after every meal!!! :p

See I'm personally not a christian because i don't enjoy eating quiche, wearing sweaters or playing a tamborine. My dad's a reverend. I have to suffer the boredom of attending Christian social functions where I can't smoke.

I'm also glad I don't have to live my life based on some bullshit incomprihensible, irrelevant book that's been corrupted, nitpicked, rewritten, altered, censored and lost any of the original message it once had.

oh yeah and im allergic to peanuts. deathly allergic, actually. that makes me lose points. :D

first of all, im a she. second, yes i do floss. after every meal!!! :p

watch out girls have coodies *hides behind curtains* :p

And why floss:confused:

i dont do any of the 3 and i know for a FACT that the bible is true. there are 6833 scientists that say that too. and they are paid better than you:confused:

watch out girls have coodies *hides behind curtains* :p
I agree and would like also to state - Urrr! Girls!
And why floss:confused:
It's not forbidden in the Bible :p

watch out girls have coodies *hides behind curtains* :p

And why floss:confused:

it gets ur teeth all shiny!! :p

it gets ur teeth all shiny!! :p
Yellow, wonky teeth are a sign of a good British upbringing, though! :p

I am a virgin. At any time i can become one of u, but u can never become what i am. yeah, its been hard, 'specially cuz my job is a model, but ya never see me braggin' do ya?!

you can get your virginity back apparently just don't have sex for a few years (though its only physical but who wants there first time fear again :p)

oh yeah and im allergic to peanuts. deathly allergic, actually. that makes me lose points. :D

:eek: you tried peanut butter!

I'm 27, straight, never smoked, or drank, still a virgin, so HA! plus im a christian. bet ya didn't think there was any ppl like me on this forum did ya

No we hoped there were no people like you on this forum.

i dont do any of the 3 and i know for a FACT that the bible is true. there are 6833 scientists that say that too. and they are paid better than you:confused:

:D

you can get your virginity back apparently just don't have sex for a few years (though its only physical but who wants there first time fear again :p)



no you can't that was disproven by Albert T. Kianchi. and you should save yourself for the only that TRULY loves you, and the only one.:fluffle:

i dont do any of the 3 and i know for a FACT that the bible is true. there are 6833 scientists that say that too. and they are paid better than you:confused:

not if I was a drug lord though :p

proof that drugs are cool:D

it gets ur teeth all shiny!! :p

flossing make your teeth shiny! (and there is me thinking its to get rid of food)

No we hoped there we're no people like you on this forum.

smart-alecky aren't we now? i have to go to bed soon cuz I DONT STAY UP TIL LIKE 10 AT NIGHT LIKE YOU ALL DO!

smart-alecky aren't we now? i have to go to bed soon cuz I DONT STAY UP TIL LIKE 10 AT NIGHT LIKE YOU ALL DO!

its 2 am here. haha.

another joint? oh why not.

no you can't that was disproven by Albert T. Kianchi. and you should save yourself for the only that TRULY loves you, and the only one.:fluffle:

I lost mine to a girl who truly loved me......*evil grin* you know I truly love you ;)

floosing makes your teeth shiny! (and there is me thinking its to get rid of food)


flossing removes plaque from beneath your gums, which in turn heals the growth of your teeth, usually resulting in more plaque removal from your teeth because the growth is not halted enough to prevent proper nutrients to flow from your gums and into your saliva. BEAT THAT!

daaaaang i've never stayed up past 8 except on new years eve in which i stay up til midnight... but i usually fall asleep around 9:D

flossing removes plaque from beneath your gums, which in turn heals the growth of your teeth, usually resulting in more plaque removal from your teeth because the growth is not halted enough to prevent proper nutrients to flow from your gums and into your saliva. BEAT THAT!

So I was wasting my time using it to remove decaying meat caught between my teeth!

thats just cuz you don't know any better.

daaaaang i've never stayed up past 8 except on new years eve in which i stay up til midnight... but i usually fall asleep around 9:D

what time do you get up?

well i get up around 8 to go to work, and i have my prayer time 'til 9, then i leave.

thats just cuz you don't know any better.

ignorance is bliss and false teeth rule :D

false teeth are unattractive and very bad in the modeling business

I'm a bit bored and was wondering if anyone had any amusing/funny/not too dull/abnormal stories about drug experiences?

Go on.

Spill.

I'm high... I am a weasel...

well i get up around 8 to go to work, and i have my prayer time 'til 9, then i leave.

you get ready in well under an hour!

and your getting too much sleep which has been shown to make you live less and damage your metal health (in fact 4 hours is all you need and is quite healthy to do so!)

what's high mean? i hear that all the time. does that mean the opposite of low? ur happy?

My bets are on Okielahoma for the puppet. Sounds about like him.

well not really. i usually get up around 3 and go back to bed around 6 cuz thats when the gym is usually not very packed. and they leave their heater on overnight so the pool is nice and warm. but then i go back to bed..... cuz i have nothing better to do.

false teeth are unattractive and very bad in the modeling business

that’s a lie false teeth are unnoticeable

what's high mean? i hear that all the time. does that mean the opposite of low? ur happy?

kind of like being in space depends really

:eek: uh huhhhhhh....... well when they called me for the job they asked me if i wore false teeth. so

well not really. i usually get up around 3 and go back to bed around 6 cuz thats when the gym is usually not very packed. and they leave their heater on overnight so the pool is nice and warm. but then i go back to bed..... cuz i have nothing better to do.

your a model and you go to the gym 3 hours a day :confused:

:eek: uh huhhhhhh....... well when they called me for the job they asked me if i wore false teeth. so

ouch! 27 must be old :p (and they already had pictures of you :p)

My bets are on Okielahoma for the puppet. Sounds about like him.
I'll back you on that, since this-
daaaaang i've never stayed up past 8 except on new years eve in which i stay up til midnight... but i usually fall asleep around 9:D

what's high mean? i hear that all the time. does that mean the opposite of low? ur happy?

no way that's real.

ima swimsuit/winter clothes model, and i also do some ads for Bowflex and stuffz.

what's high mean? i hear that all the time. does that mean the opposite of low? ur happy?
High = a whole multitude of pleasant feelings.

Basically.

ima swimsuit/winter clothes model, and i also do some ads for Bowflex and stuffz.

got any pictures? :D

on that note 3 hours gym! you must be a very buff model

not "buff" really.... i just do some moderate walking and swimming. g2g to bed now peeps bye bye. Well, i still have a half hour, prayer time!!! nighty night!!!!!

not "buff" really.... i just do some moderate walking and swimming. g2g to bed now peeps bye bye. Well, i still have a half hour, prayer time!!! nighty night!!!!!
2:33 a.m here - no rest for the wicked!

2:33 a.m here - no rest for the wicked!

2:40

skin up

sandwich?

tv-posse

bed

2:40

skin up

sandwich?

tv-posse

bed
College work... bah...

Just drinking a whole mug of espresso-strength coffee.

I'm a bit bored and was wondering if anyone had any amusing/funny/not too dull/abnormal stories about drug experiences?

Go on.

Spill.

Okay, I'll have a go:

Well there once was a time, a long long time ago, that I was plagued by little smiling happy gnomes. Little smiling happy gnomes wearing flopping pointy hats and oversized buckles, waving 'hello' from behind furniture, trees - inside of light fixtures, drain pipes - you know, just the sort of place you wouldn't expect to see gnomes. There was nothing too terrible or menacing about them, they just seemed to be everywhere at once, though really mostly in my peripheral vision... they'd always vanish if you looked right at them.

http://www.enchantedfantasies.com/gnomes.JPG
Little jolly fat bastard gnomes in their natural habitat, laughing and being jovial, just like in my hallucinations

A few hours of this at a very large summer house party got a bit distracting, though. I needed to cool my heels.

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxhttp://www.westfalia.com/Images/PediCuRx-Footbath-190x190_tcm90-21943.jpg
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxThe pause that refreshes. Or the hooves.

I decided to play some euchre with a few of the people I was with at the time, and that got the wee folk off my mind, but - before too long, I realized the illustrations on the playing cards all looked like... well, like they were all made of thousands of microscopic-sized gnomes. Even the numerals - Hell, even the negative spaces inside and around the numerals - everything was just writhing with tiny little people, and then... the gnomes began waving 'hello' to me again.


xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxhttp://www.kardwell.com/images/texan-playing-cards.jpg
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxNo sanctuary, no escape, no clue: the perilously perilous perils of the playing cards

My mind was just not on playing the card game at all - I just threw cards mostly at random, giving myself as little time to really focus on the illustrations as possible. But my partner and I somehow won five or six games of euchre in a row that night anyway. I still to this day don't even remember knowing how to play euchre, let alone win at it. Imagine the looks on their faces when, after an hour or two without seeing the jolly little bastards staring out at me from under the coffee-maker, I let out a sigh of relief and casually announced that I was finally coming down. They apparently hadn't realized I was peaking like mad the entire time we were playing cards, and I guess I was doing a good job of keeping myself together throughout.


xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxhttp://www.stomptokyo.com/pia/freakout/freakout-d.jpgxxhttp://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j315/crashcow/NSG/happy.jpg
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxThe wholly internalized freakout: should I gibber, moan and drool like a deranged lunatic or just play it cool?

But I never did once see a gnome again. And they all melted away into insubstantiality and lived happily ever after inside my head someplace.


http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j315/crashcow/NSG/phrenology.jpg


The end...



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...So was that too boring, Dhomme?

I'm surprised the admin haven't come in and lock this thread down.

I'm surprised the admin haven't come in and lock this thread down.

Nice.

I spend a frickin' hour formatting and illustrating my lovely story about the gnomes, and this is the response I get?

I think I'll just re-post my story right here, JiangGuo.

I'm a bit bored and was wondering if anyone had any amusing/funny/not too dull/abnormal stories about drug experiences?

Go on.

Spill.

Okay, I'll have a go:

Well there once was a time, a long long time ago, that I was plagued by little smiling happy gnomes. Little smiling happy gnomes wearing flopping pointy hats and oversized buckles, waving 'hello' from behind furniture, trees - inside of light fixtures, drain pipes - you know, just the sort of place you wouldn't expect to see gnomes. There was nothing too terrible or menacing about them, they just seemed to be everywhere at once, though really mostly in my peripheral vision... they'd always vanish if you looked right at them.

http://www.enchantedfantasies.com/gnomes.JPG
Little jolly fat bastard gnomes in their natural habitat, laughing and being jovial, just like in my hallucinations

A few hours of this at a very large summer house party got a bit distracting, though. I needed to cool my heels.

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxhttp://www.westfalia.com/Images/PediCuRx-Footbath-190x190_tcm90-21943.jpg
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxThe pause that refreshes. Or the hooves.

I decided to play some euchre with a few of the people I was with at the time, and that got the wee folk off my mind, but - before too long, I realized the illustrations on the playing cards all looked like... well, like they were all made of thousands of microscopic-sized gnomes. Even the numerals - Hell, even the negative spaces inside and around the numerals - everything was just writhing with tiny little people, and then... the gnomes began waving 'hello' to me again.


xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxhttp://www.kardwell.com/images/texan-playing-cards.jpg
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxNo sanctuary, no escape, no clue: the perilously perilous perils of the playing cards

My mind was just not on playing the card game at all - I just threw cards mostly at random, giving myself as little time to really focus on the illustrations as possible. But my partner and I somehow won five or six games of euchre in a row that night anyway. I still to this day don't even remember knowing how to play euchre, let alone win at it. Imagine the looks on their faces when, after an hour or two without seeing the jolly little bastards staring out at me from under the coffee-maker, I let out a sigh of relief and casually announced that I was finally coming down. They apparently hadn't realized I was peaking like mad the entire time we were playing cards, and I guess I was doing a good job of keeping myself together throughout.


xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxhttp://www.stomptokyo.com/pia/freakout/freakout-d.jpgxxhttp://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j315/crashcow/NSG/happy.jpg
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxThe wholly internalized freakout: should I gibber, moan and drool like a deranged lunatic or just play it cool?

But I never did once see a gnome again. And they all melted away into insubstantiality and lived happily ever after inside my head someplace.


http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j315/crashcow/NSG/phrenology.jpg


The end...



http://www.mediabistro.com/unbeige/original/gnomev.jpg



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Despite the fact that I've been sober for quite some time now, I got done reading through these posts and I can't help but feel like I just had a drug-related experience. Right now. This very instant. Flashback?

*hides under desk and frantically brushes away pink spiders*

Good Morning Sunshines!!!! Im Back!:)

oooh i got one! Mine was legal of course. when I got my wisdom teeth pulled they put me on vicodin (and I was glad cause my mouth hurt like hell)
One day I was laying on my bed in agony, and after I popped a vicodin pill I lied back again just kind of staring. I must've been vulnerable to its effects or something, because i never thought vicodin was that strong. anyways before you know it i zoned out and starting having a hallucination, I was in another place. I was in a topless bar, and there were some beautiful women there, but to my horror...my sister was there too:eek:

Eventually I fell asleep and woke up, and the pain was back...I'm so glad I got those teeth over with!

Good drug stories....


Well, I don't do illegal drugs myself, but if you want to, have fun. I drink....alcohol is good. And those religious people out there, even the best of the best drank, so God doesn't condemn the use of alcohol....or did you miss that in your Bible study groups? ;)


My best incident myself was when dipshit me drank way too much wine and took a little too much codeine to suppress this nasty cough I had. Let's say, it was like the Fourth of July in my head.....I kept seeing brilliant flashes of light, even while I was trying to sleep.



The best drug story I have recently.... Find out a good friend of mine is a Methamphetamine addict. How do I find this out? He was over my house, talking to some of my friends online while I was reading for class and lo and behold, he takes a heart attack. Great way to find out your friend is a Meth addict. Best though, he might have HIV as well. Great! I love IV pushers! ;) But hey, he's my friend and he's still alive in Rehab, so I'm not complaining.



:D