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First of all, there is no room for any Neither, Other or Both options on this poll. The rule is that you have to assume that there is a Heaven and a Hell, even if you don't believe in one or the other or both of them yourself.

Second of all, NOBODY wants to read any of that stupid liberal BS or extreme-right dogma in this thread. This is meant to be a FUN poll and I'd like to keep it that way. Moderators, I would appreciate it very much if you would back me up on this. Thank you very much.

Last but not least, for those of you who are too dumb or ignorant to know what this poll is really about (LOL), here are some dictionary and encyclopedia links that tell you what Heaven and Hell is:


http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/heaven
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heaven
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/hell
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hell

HAVE FUN!!! :D

I see no poll.
Hehe...

This thread sucks.

Jesus: OMG! wtF h4xx!
God: lol im in ur brain killin ur mind

What about Purgatory?

'cause I think most people, maybe not NY Nordland, here would wind up there, but than I might be making a mistake in thinking most people here are decent people that try and follow the Golden Rule.

Limbo!

How low can you go? :D

The City of Dis, according to one internet poss. So hell.

Limbo. I was raised old school catholic and I think I qualify as a virtuous unbeliever.

Which hell? Which heaven?

Canada.

I think I'm in various areas of circles one-six.

Depends on what God is like.

If He's the asshole Christian rightists glorify, well, I'm screwed and will burn in hellfire.

If He truly loves humanity, I'm not particularly worried.

Mmmm, do I smell a springboard to proselytism?

Oh noes! I'm going to teh hellx0rz! Save me, Christian internet missionary, save me!

Hell looks like much more fun, all the greats are in hell.

Hell. That's where all the cool people are going to be.
I wouldn't want to spend eternity without my gay and bi friends :D

Hell. That's where all the cool people are going to be.
I wouldn't want to spend eternity without my gay and bi friends :DI'll be there with you and all the rest. It's where all the cool people will be. I'll be looking to jam with Jimi and SRV, you can bet your ass. Hell is hot because it's the greatest party of all time going on.

where do you think you'll be spending your eternity?
If the One True Religion is one whose rules I've unintentionally been following, then heaven. Otherwise, hell. According to that Dante's Inforno test thing, I'm a 'virtuous non-believer', so end up in limbo.

I took a test on that some time ago. sixth circle of hell I believe it stated or some such. either way definetly hell.

Hell, with about 90% certainty. I've done a lot of things people would consider "evil" that I'm proud of. That said, I'd rather spend eternity in hell being tormented, than eternity in heaven being bored.

Definitely Hell. I don't go in for any religion, so I'll be going where the other unbelievers go.

At least I won't get lonely.:D

Never will this smiley make more sense than in this thread!

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y223/GermanNightmare/HeavenHell.gif

i don't know of any heaven, but there is a Hell. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hell%2C_Norway)

i don't know of any heaven, but there is a Hell. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hell%2C_Norway)

Bwah? Norway? The only true Hell is in Michigan (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hell%2C_Michigan).

Everyone's wrong!!!

The only true hell is Hell, Grand Cayman (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hell%2C_Grand_Cayman)! It's awfully tiny, though, and if as many people are going there as the Bible says, then Hell is going to be seriously overcrowded! I guess Hell is not for me! Hee hee! :D

Assuming God is a kind hearted, loving person as He should really be, then I'll probably end up in Heaven or Purgatory. If He is the Fundie's God...I and everyone else here are screwed.

Of course, since it is highly unlikely that God or an afterlife of any nature exists, we'll all go into Oblivion instead.

Knowing my luck, I'll prolly end up in Heaven. But at least it'll be a way out of buying all the pints I've promised various people to buy when we meet in hell.

Bwah? Norway? The only true Hell is in Michigan (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hell%2C_Michigan).

no, the true one is the one in norway. after all, the weather there is bloody freezing.

no, the true one is the one in norway. after all, the weather there is bloody freezing.

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they are burning my wings,i will always burn

no, the true one is the one in norway. after all, the weather there is bloody freezing.

No, I disagree. Hell is hot, and in Hell, Grand Cayman you'll be sure to get sunburned.

No, I disagree. Hell is hot, and in Hell, Grand Cayman you'll be sure to get sunburned.

no. thtas what the bile says. i say hell is cold because cold weather is bloody annoying.

no. thtas what the bile says. i say hell is cold because cold weather is bloody annoying.

That's right! Cold blooded and evil as hell!

i don't know of any heaven, but there is a Hell. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hell%2C_Norway)

man thats old, I have a concert ticket that says: live in hell

"Hell on Earth" I actually believe that. When God cast Lucifer out of the Heavens, he was sent to Hell. With that said, when God casted him from the Heavens, Lucifer fell to Earth. If I'm not correct please correct me. With that understanding I believe Hell is on Earth not in or beyond but on.

So when one dies their soul will either go to the Heavens or they remain on Earth, right?

Dunno... I rarely fight, and when I do, I fight to help the oppressed. I don't do anything really hell-worthy in particular.

"Hell on Earth" I actually believe that. When God cast Lucifer out of the Heavens, he was sent to Hell. With that said, when God casted him from the Heavens, Lucifer fell to Earth. If I'm not correct please correct me. With that understanding I believe Hell is on Earth not in or beyond but on.

It's becoming more and more like it with each passing day, but it'll get worse before it gets better.

16 people think they're going to heaven?

Damn optimists...

God can't get to me if I'm wearing my cheese helmet.

All train compartments smell vaguely of shit. It gets so you don't mind it. That's the worst thing that I can confess. You know how long it took me to get there? A long time. When you die you're going to regret the things you don't do. You think you're queer? I'm going to tell you something: we're all queer. You think you're a thief? So what? You get befuddled by a middle-class morality? Get shut of it. Shut it out. You cheat on your wife? You did it, live with it. You fuck little girls, so be it. There's an absolute morality? Maybe. And then what? If you think there is, go ahead, be that thing. Bad people go to hell? I don't think so. If you think that, act that way. A hell exists on earth? Yes. I won't live in it. That's me.David Mamet kicks ass.

well you ask me to assume that there is a heaven and a hell but you dont force me to believe any particular thing about them. meaning that i dont have to share YOUR belief about the afterlife

therefore, if i believed in either one, which i dont, i would believe that in the end every living thing will achieve perfect consciousness and will end up in "heaven". our notion of heaven is as imperfect as our human brain.

in the end, not only will *I* end up in heaven but you will too, so will the dregs of humanity such as adolf hitler and pol pot, in fact, in the fullness of eternity (or the next couple billion years until the sun devours the earth in its inevitable expansion) even the GRASS will achieve perfect consciousness and will join us all in heaven.

if i believed.

I'm an atheist, so if there was (which there is more than likely not), I'd go to Hell. But when you think about it, knowing you're at the end of your existance IS Hell, so it doesn't really matter. Perhaps thinking that your life will go on is heaven, since you wouldn't have to face being a corpse in the ground.

I'd definately be going to hell. I mean, I don't believe in killing, always do my homework, am polite to my elders, love animals, love children, etc. I'm the perfect heaven girl, except for one thing: I'm pretty darn close to amoral. The only thing I have that is remotely close to a moral is the idea that all humans are completely equal, and I should behave accordingly. That's why no killing, limited judgement, respectful behavior, etc. I don't believe in doing something just because somebody tells me it's "right." Right and wrong mean nothing to me. I also don't believe in God.

I'd definately be going to hell. I mean, I don't believe in killing, always do my homework, am polite to my elders, love animals, love children, etc. I'm the perfect heaven girl, except for one thing: I'm pretty darn close to amoral. The only thing I have that is remotely close to a moral is the idea that all humans are completely equal, and I should behave accordingly. That's why no killing, limited judgement, respectful behavior, etc. I don't believe in doing something just because somebody tells me it's "right." Right and wrong mean nothing to me. I also don't believe in God.

See, I'm pretty much the opposite of this. I believe all life is a huge mistake, and therefore have pretty much no qualms about eradicating it. I've killed many animals for both sport and food, it's one of my ambitions to eat a human and I hate old people and children. I do agree with you on one thing though: all humans are equal insofar as they're equal to dirt. That said, there is no right or wrong, or good or evil.

I'd definately be going to hell. I mean, I don't believe in killing, always do my homework, am polite to my elders, love animals, love children, etc. I'm the perfect heaven girl, except for one thing: I'm pretty darn close to amoral. The only thing I have that is remotely close to a moral is the idea that all humans are completely equal, and I should behave accordingly. That's why no killing, limited judgement, respectful behavior, etc. I don't believe in doing something just because somebody tells me it's "right." Right and wrong mean nothing to me. I also don't believe in God.
And see, this is why you and people like you are fantastically awesome.

See, I'm pretty much the opposite of this. I believe all life is a huge mistake, and therefore have pretty much no qualms about eradicating it. I've killed many animals for both sport and food, it's one of my ambitions to eat a human and I hate old people and children. I do agree with you on one thing though: all humans are equal insofar as they're equal to dirt. That said, there is no right or wrong, or good or evil.

Well, that means you're going to heaven.

I'd definately be going to hell. I mean, I don't believe in killing, always do my homework, am polite to my elders, love animals, love children, etc. I'm the perfect heaven girl, except for one thing: I'm pretty darn close to amoral. The only thing I have that is remotely close to a moral is the idea that all humans are completely equal, and I should behave accordingly. That's why no killing, limited judgement, respectful behavior, etc. I don't believe in doing something just because somebody tells me it's "right." Right and wrong mean nothing to me. I also don't believe in God.

I agree with you TC. Thats an awesome way to say it.

And see, this is why you and people like you are fantastically awesome.

I agree with you TC. Thats an awesome way to say it.

Wow. I now officially feel special! Hooray!

I can hardly believe how this poll has turned out. Honestly, I don't think some people are being honest with themselves; then again this is really suppose to be just a FUN poll and a FUN thread. ;)

All the cool people go to hell.

I've done a lot of things people would consider "evil" that I'm proud of.So have I, but thankfully, (I believe) the opinions of the "people" don't determine whether I go to Heaven or Hell.

So, I'm guessing Heaven for me, if I have to pick one of the two. (I actually believe there are many "afterlife" realms, and that the Big Two are just the extreme ends of the spectrum...)

Highway to Hell! I am athiest. But if I did believe, I dont think my sins would be forgiven by executing a criminal.

either there are too many gawd luva's on this forum or alot of ppl are lieing...

But wouldn't you like to know the truth
Of what's out there to have the proof
And find out just which side you're on
Where would you end in Heaven or in Hell?
Iron Maiden - Infinite Dreams

I meant to post this right after I've seen the thread. I forgot. Now I did. http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y223/GermanNightmare/Eddienormal.gif

But wouldn't you like to know the truth
Of what's out there to have the proof
And find out just which side you're on
Where would you end in Heaven or in Hell?
Iron Maiden - Infinite Dreams

I meant to post this right after I've seen the thread. I forgot. Now I did. http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y223/GermanNightmare/Eddienormal.gif

Maiden rox :)

Maiden rox :)
Sure do! And Infinite Dreams is one of my favorites by them.

Sure do! And Infinite Dreams is one of my favorites by them.

Maiden RulZ !!! I still prefer the old Paul DiAnno Maidens though! http://www.postsmile.com/img/emotions/223.gif

Maiden RulZ !!! I still prefer the old Paul DiAnno Maidens though! http://www.postsmile.com/img/emotions/223.gif
Before we get accused of threadjacking, let me just say that, unfortunately, there are only the two albums with him. Besides, I've grown kind of fond of Bruce over the years.

I'm going to pop down and say hi to my buddy Charon as he farrys me across Styx/Acheron.

I'm going to pop down and say hi to my buddy Charon as he farrys me across Styx/Acheron.
Don't forget the obolus.

I'll go to hell.

My morals imo are quite strong.
They just arent that of the church.

Church says.
No gays.

I say.
Go f*ck yourselves, literally.

Church says.
Jesus rocks.

I say.
Jesus walked on water, i swim on land wheres my damn religion.

Ect

I'm going to heaven so I can enjoy the joys of the Beer Volcano and the Stripper Factory. I will be amoung His chosen people, the Pirates.