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Lightning exits from woman's bum
Tuesday, October 10, 2006

A Croatian woman was left with a severely burned anus after a lightning strike which entered through her mouth left her body through her bottom.

The lightning reportedly struck Natasha Timarovic's building as she was cleaning her teeth – with her mouth to the tap, sending the current through her body.

And as she was wearing rubber-soled shoes, the lightning bolt was unable to earth through her feet – so it took the next easiest route, and came out of her rectum.

It then earthed itself via her moist shower curtain.

'It was incredibly painful, I felt it pass through my torso and then I don't remember much at all,' Timarovic said.

A medic told local news station 24 Sata: 'Instead of earthing through her feet, it appears the electricity shot out of her backside… if she had not been wearing the shoes she would probably have been killed.'

The medic described the incident as 'bizarre, but not impossible.'

http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?in_article_id=20883&in_page_id=2



:eek:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rA7i9XoeOu4

Trust me, it's relevant.

I could say something really dirty right now, but I wont.

Do it

I could say something really dirty right now, but I wont.

Someone mentioned the Time Warp in another thread... but it appears to have happened hear as well...


Let's do the time warp agaaaaaaiiin!

Someone mentioned the Time Warp in another thread... but it appears to have happened hear as well...


Let's do the time warp agaaaaaaiiin!

It's just Posi being a freak :(

Someone mentioned the Time Warp in another thread... but it appears to have happened hear as well...


Let's do the time warp agaaaaaaiiin!
Yeah, mine. Still funny.

[B]The lightning reportedly struck Natasha Timarovic's building as she was cleaning her teeth – with her mouth to the tap, sending the current through her body.

Perhaps I'm not cleaning my teeth properly, but what exactly was she doing with her mouth on the tap? I would have thought that would make brushing exceedingly hard.

That's right, I can fire bolts of lightning from my arse




Best bowel movement evar.

Story of the week! :D

clearly it was not impossible them doctor! :mad: I fuckin' hate them :upyours:

clearly it was not impossible them doctor! :mad: I fuckin' hate them :upyours:

WTF :confused:?

I hate doctors (medic, EMTs and such, but strangely not nurses ;))

I hate doctors (medic, EMTs and such, but strangely not nurses ;))

Why?

Why?

They put me in a wheelchair

She has the coolest superpower ever! :p

She has the coolest superpower ever! :p

Yup, puts Howard Stern's Fartman to shame.

And here I was hoping it involved her getting anal from a man with brass balls.

A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away during a failing A-Level Physics experiment, one of my schoolchums remarked, "I could get more voltage out of my rear-end." I noted this down for future reference and all of us had a good chuckle at his expense. I see he's been put to shame again.

They put me in a wheelchair

what, all of them?

Yup, it was all part of an evil plot.

what, all of them?

as far as I'm concered, yes. They be Rotten bastards!:sniper:

So THAT's how William Wallace consumed the English with fireballs from his eyes and bolts of lightning from his arse.

There was an old man of Madras
Whose balls were made of fine brass
So in stormy weather
They both clanged together
And sparks flew out of his ass

I wonder if lightning can stink?

Did she have to light a match before leaving the bathroom?

So THAT's how William Wallace consumed the English with fireballs from his eyes and bolts of lightning from his arse.

somebody know their braveheart what I would like to know is: how he got 9 feet tall.