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Preparing to take a barrage of poltical correctness and whiners complaining about "untrue interpretations," I set out with this thread: What is your stereotype opinion on straight guys? If you don't have an opinion, than what universal, derived traits make straight guys different from non-straight guys? Please, I don't want comments about having a Y chromosome and physiological attraction to women. However, anything deriving from that is fair-play. Go to it!

What is your stereotype opinion on straight guys?

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Preparing to take a barrage of poltical correctness and whiners complaining about "untrue interpretations," I set out with this thread: What is your stereotype opinion on straight guys? If you don't have an opinion, than what universal, derived traits make straight guys different from non-straight guys? Please, I don't want comments about having a Y chromosome and physiological attraction to women. However, anything deriving from that is fair-play. Go to it!

dunno, i don't generally make friends with other straight guys for some reason. maybe because i think they all like sports, and talking about who they'd like to screw and they think that the cool thing about gangster movies is the number of times and gruesome ways in which people die. probably also cuz i feel like i could do without the competition.

They prefer sex with females.

They prefer sex with females.

Damnable lies!!

They prefer sex with females.

And happen to be males.

That last commentor did not read the whole thing about: BESIDES ATTRACTION TO FEMALES
stereotype, beer, footbal, XXXl

And happen to be males.

I figured that would be an assumption.

That last commentor did not read the whole thing about: BESIDES ATTRACTION TO FEMALES
stereotype, beer, footbal, XXXl

I read it just fine. But there's only one "universal, derived traits" that "make straight guys different from non-straight guys?"

I figured that would be an assumption.

Yea, much along the same lines as "prefer sex with females" :p

Yea, much along the same lines as "prefer sex with females" :p

Aye. But the fact that they were male was implicit in the title of the thread. There are some straight guys who are attracted to women, but don't like to have sex, period. I have a friend like that. And being male isn't a difference between straight guys and gay guys.

I definitely prefer bisexuals.

Other than that, ... meh.

The only annoying "straight" guy is the one who can't take a joke about his sexuality.

The only annoying "straight" guy is the one who can't take a joke about his sexuality.

But he's the easiest one to make fun of!

But he's the easiest one to make fun of!
QFT!

I definitely prefer bisexuals.


That's because we are the bestest.

[pic of Goofy]didn't you know... that's only when a male reaches Orgasm.

"While having sex, you feel like a GOD! but during an Orgasm, you look like Goddamn Goofy... that's why men cannot fake an Orgasm... who wants to look so stupid on purpose" - Robin Williams

That last commentor did not read the whole thing about: BESIDES ATTRACTION TO FEMALES stereotype, beer, footbal, XXXlI don't like beer, football, XXXL....

I do get a boner when I look at Naked Women... and I do loose that boner when I see pics filled with nothing but Naked men...

I said stereotype, I don't think ALL men are like that

That last commentor did not read the whole thing about: BESIDES ATTRACTION TO FEMALES
stereotype, beer, footbal, XXXl

aside from xxxl, you have me. But I am hardly the stereotype of "male".

They like beef jerky. (The food, of course)

OK I will bite.

Heterosexual Male Traits

wont ask for directions
love watching passionate lesbians
think with their dicks
are not sensitive
forget anniversaries birthdays etc
will copulate with any female with a pulse
are sports enthusiasts
are handy with tools
are homophobic
are not as good at parenting as females
are auto enthusiasts
drink beer
tell bawdy jokes
are the main problem with the world
are too selfish or insular to consider others
find three stooges films hilarious

Just incidentally I dont think those are all true of me, but I thought y'all needed a target to shoot at.

Can't dance?

Don't care about their bodies/health.

Immature assholes who think everything that isn't stereotypically "masculine" is an affront to their heterosexuality and must do whatever they can to prove how omgstraight they are.

Very broad generalization, but very true with most straight men I know. (Most. Some are quite awesome and I think of them as anti-stereotype and actually quite tolerable/enjoyable to be around. :D )

Oh, Oh I have a good one

Think that every girl they see is interested in impressing them

(I recall seeing a group of 15yr olds walk by a middle aged woman and say "Hey baby whats uip!!?" in a sarcastic way. As if she was actually trying to impress them)

Oh, Oh I have a good one

Think that every girl they see is interested in impressing them

(I recall seeing a group of 15yr olds walk by a middle aged woman and say "Hey baby whats uip!!?" in a sarcastic way. As if she was actually trying to impress them)

My God, are you serious? I've never had an opinion of myself that was nearly that high...

Hmm - arrogant, sexist pigs?

Can't dance?

This bisexual non-white male is more hopeless at dancing than lots of straight white males I know.

I defy all stereotypes.

OK I will bite.

Heterosexual Male Traits

wont ask for directions
love watching passionate lesbians
think with their dicks
are not sensitive
forget anniversaries birthdays etc
will copulate with any female with a pulse
are sports enthusiasts
are handy with tools
are homophobic
are not as good at parenting as females (haven't been a parent yet...don't know. But most people think I will be good at it.)
are auto enthusiasts(somewhat true, but not an "enthusiast")
drink beer
tell bawdy jokes
are the main problem with the world
are too selfish or insular to consider others
find three stooges films hilarious

bolds are true of me.

I defy all stereotypes.

That's what ALL of you bisexual non-white males say.

That's what ALL of you bisexual non-white males say.

We all know you're as common as white bread and soda. Just give up the act and take over congress already.

We all know you're as common as white bread and soda. Just give up the act and take over congress already.

OK! Thanks for the permission! Glad you approve.

That's what ALL of you bisexual non-white males say.

Well, we are double minorities.

Well, we are double minorities.

It would be a lot easier to cure that minority business if there were more of you.

OK! Thanks for the permission! Glad you approve.

Like congress means anything, the executive branch FTW. The only position always held by rich white landowners. Yay for oliglarchy. ;)

Like congress means anything, the executive branch FTW. The only position always held by rich white landowners. Yay for oliglarchy. ;)

You are right! Not once has an impoverished homeless person scored free rent at the white house for 4 years by becoming president. It's a conpeeeeeerrracy I tell you, a dadgummed conspiracy!

You are right! Not once has an impoverished homeless person scored free rent at the white house for 4 years by becoming president. It's a conpeeeeeerrracy I tell you, a dadgummed conspiracy!

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All according to plan.

OK I will bite.

Heterosexual Male Traits

wont ask for directions
love watching passionate lesbians
think with their dicks
are not sensitive
forget anniversaries birthdays etc
will copulate with any female with a pulse
are sports enthusiasts
are handy with tools
are homophobic
are not as good at parenting as females
are auto enthusiasts
drink beer
tell bawdy jokes
are the main problem with the world
are too selfish or insular to consider others
find three stooges films hilarious

know how to fix anything
hate their wife/girlfriend
would never do anything for her unless he is "whipped"
don't know how to cook
will eat anything
always have gas.

Masturbate uncontrollably.

wont ask for directions - but will Google them beforehand. Half credit.
love watching passionate lesbians - and what guy doesn't?
think with their dicks - no, but I do let it vote. Half credit.
are not sensitive - maybe, maybe not. Half credit.
forget anniversaries birthdays etc - I'm a human calendar
will copulate with any female with a pulse - hardly.
are sports enthusiasts - OK, yeah, so what?
are handy with tools - depends on who you ask. Half credit.
are homophobic - nope. Not homophobic.
are not as good at parenting as females - better than some people at parenting, but my future wife will be the better parent. Half credit.
are auto enthusiasts - completely car illiterate
drink beer - teetotaler
tell bawdy jokes - can't tell a joke worth a damn
are the main problem with the world - yup, everything's my fault. That Israel-Palestine problem? All me.
are too selfish or insular to consider others - quite the opposite; I don't really like to consider myself
find three stooges films hilarious - never seen one

Let's see...five "half credit" answers, three accurate, and eight way off. Out of 16 possible, I got 6.5. Hardly a stereotype.

This could be a fun thread, I look forward to watching it.

This could be a fun thread, I look forward to watching it.

In Soviet General, thread watches you!

Well, I'm straight, so I guess I must use the word gay and fag to describe things a lot?

Well, I'm straight, so I guess all I want to do is talk about sex?

Well, I'm straight, so I guess all I want to do is watch the game and drink some booze?

Meh...

I'm a straight, Italian-German-Irish-Quebecois male who really see's many stereotypes other than the fact of his ethnic make-up...

Really, what are the straight stereotypes? Infact, rephrasing, what do Gay Men say about straight guys? I mean, what do you commonly joke about us then? I'm actually interested.

wont ask for directions -- No, but I'll try my best to help others who ask. - Meh?
love watching passionate lesbians -- No, this is more of a 13 year old unsure of his own penis size male. - Oh and, so...who really doesn't enjoy watching two chicks kiss? I mean, I don't live to see it 24/7 but if it happens...fuck...I'm gonna applaud them.
think with their dicks -- I'll have to go with females on this one, I do think most straight guys think with their dicks...hell, I do from time to time, but I've been told with past relations and even the ones that seem to hate me now that I think with my heart...so...I guess I must have a bad heart being as I have so many failed relations.
are not sensitive -- Fuck...I'll admit I cry my good share of teers.
forget anniversaries birthdays etc -- Well....er....fine you win.
will copulate with any female with a pulse -- No, but I always try to be a little more friendly with most females.
are sports enthusiasts -- So? This is as stupid as saying 'Gays are enthusiastic about breast cancer patients.' Sure, one has more meaning to life, but the other...it's more entertaining...and no don't give me shit about the breast cancer thing, I have something in my life related to that.
are handy with tools -- Not really...my father is, I'm just handy with my hands....no not being sexual or perverted, if something needs fixing, I try to solve it using almost no tools.
are homophobic -- Nope. I have a lot of bi and gay friends, more or less being male. Does it bother me some? Well, let me ask you this...would it make you feel slightly awkward when your friend talks to you about some guy that stood him up? Yes, yes it would.
are not as good at parenting as females -- Fuck no. I'm sorry, women have the chalice and the plushy pillows...but I know for a fact that most are not the best parents. I love my mother and she is a great parent, and I admit my dad isn't much of a parent...but in most scenarios, it is equal. I'd say there may be more motherly figures, but it doesn't constitute all straight males as being horrible parents.
are auto enthusiasts -- Meh...not really. It runs, it runs.
drink beer -- I think beer is the nastiest shit ever. I drink Vodka, go away!
tell bawdy jokes -- I'm not sure what you mean by bawdy unless you mean inapropriate school boy jokes about sexual organs...if so...yes, on occasion.
are the main problem with the world -- Yes, you guys caught me red handed. I'll forfeit the secret documents as to what happened on 9/11, I mean the true thing. Yes...that...thing...
are too selfish or insular to consider others -- No, I'd be the exact opposite. I worry about my self last.
find three stooges films hilarious -- Meh, granted some clips on commercials I've seen are okay...but to be honest....I have never seen a single one in my life, don't plan to either.

Are my responses a little harsh? I'm sorry, I'm...just that way sometimes. Anyways, not trying to start a little flame fest with how I responded, just stating my opinion. But I like to see how others think of straight men, infact it sort of helps because I'm sure some of them will help me think about how I act sometimes.

Really, what are the straight stereotypes? Infact, rephrasing, what do Gay Men say about straight guys? I mean, what do you commonly joke about us then? I'm actually interested.You all have small penises.

are homophobic -- Nope. I have a lot of bi and gay friends, more or less being male. Does it bother me some? Well, let me ask you this...would it make you feel slightly awkward when your friend talks to you about some guy that stood him up? Yes, yes it would.Why is that?

You all have small penises.

But I have dozens of guns and a fast car, that makes my penis bigger, right?






Right?

Preparing to take a barrage of poltical correctness and whiners complaining about "untrue interpretations," I set out with this thread: What is your stereotype opinion on straight guys? If you don't have an opinion, than what universal, derived traits make straight guys different from non-straight guys? Please, I don't want comments about having a Y chromosome and physiological attraction to women. However, anything deriving from that is fair-play. Go to it!

one question.
Are you a member of revleft site?
in this case or not, my stereo typing will say:
" because they have a hard one,they are guys after all" " because they have a hard one,they are guys after all"


having said that,get a life witch is full of it,you can deny it,but you won't avoid it.

OK I will bite.

Heterosexual Male Traits

wont ask for directions
love watching passionate lesbians
think with their dicks
are not sensitive
forget anniversaries birthdays etc
will copulate with any female with a pulse
are sports enthusiasts
are handy with tools
are homophobic
are not as good at parenting as females
are auto enthusiasts
drink beer
tell bawdy jokes
are the main problem with the world
are too selfish or insular to consider others
find three stooges films hilarious

Holy crap im gay! :eek: