P is for urine sample
Drunk commies deleted
11-10-2006, 23:11
A parent of a kid who's urine had been stolen by a sub-contracted teacher and her husband wants the urine sample back. The teacher and hubby had gone into the school and tried to force little boys to pee in a cup. One kid got pee-shy, but one kid did give up a sample.
How is getting the urine back going to help matters any?
http://www.nbc10.com/news/10045482/detail.html
The Aeson
11-10-2006, 23:12
A parent of a kid who's urine had been stolen by a sub-contracted teacher and her husband wants the urine sample back. The teacher and hubby had gone into the school and tried to force little boys to pee in a cup. One kid got pee-shy, but one kid did give up a sample.
How is getting the urine back going to help matters any?
http://www.nbc10.com/news/10045482/detail.html
Could by the kid had AIDS and his parents don't want that spread around.
Can you determine that by urine? Anyways...
What the hell did they want little boy pee for anyways?
Drunk commies deleted
11-10-2006, 23:14
Could by the kid had AIDS and his parents don't want that spread around.
Can you determine that by urine? Anyways...
What the hell did they want little boy pee for anyways?
I don't know. Maybe there are perverts who are into that and willing to pay for Pee. Maybe they needed to pass a drug test and figured that little kids had clean urine.
Philosopy
11-10-2006, 23:16
A parent of a kid who's urine had been stolen by a sub-contracted teacher and her husband wants the urine sample back. The teacher and hubby had gone into the school and tried to force little boys to pee in a cup. One kid got pee-shy, but one kid did give up a sample.
How is getting the urine back going to help matters any?
http://www.nbc10.com/news/10045482/detail.html
I'm not sure they'd want the urine 'back' as such, so much as not wanting it to remain in the hands of the people who took it.
Yeah, it's just a cup of piss, but there's still something weird about the idea of someone stealing something like this from your kids.
Farnhamia
11-10-2006, 23:17
Okay, my mind shut down after reading that story. Why, in the name of all that's sensible, was this man trying to get urine samples from 5th grade boys? I mean ... I ... :headbang: Ow ...
Yootopia
11-10-2006, 23:17
What the hell did they want little boy pee for anyways?
Throwing at girls, obviously...
SHAOLIN9
11-10-2006, 23:19
A parent of a kid who's urine had been stolen by a sub-contracted teacher and her husband wants the urine sample back. The teacher and hubby had gone into the school and tried to force little boys to pee in a cup. One kid got pee-shy, but one kid did give up a sample.
How is getting the urine back going to help matters any?
http://www.nbc10.com/news/10045482/detail.html
Now that's really taking the piss!:D
The Aeson
11-10-2006, 23:20
Throwing at girls, obviously...
Or commiting a robbery and not being able to have it traced back to them.
Okay, so that was feces...
I think that was also a DCD thread...
Babelistan
11-10-2006, 23:20
not even your pee is safe? truly a police state!
Yootopia
11-10-2006, 23:22
Or commiting a robbery and not being able to have it traced back to them.
They must have done a poor job of it if they were still found guilty.
Okay, so that was feces...
No, that's for putting on the end of sticks and chasing girls with :p
I V Stalin
11-10-2006, 23:39
Now that's really taking the piss!:D
*gunshot*
Not because it's a bad joke, but because you got there before me. :p
Lunatic Goofballs
12-10-2006, 00:20
Getting the urine back? Maybe I'm the wacko here, but that isn't the big issue to me. The big issue is: Why the fuck do they want my kid's urine?!? :eek:
Once I have a satisfactory explanation of that, maybe we can come to an arrangement. :p