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Republicans are so scared that they lose an election they have begun to move buildings around to make planes hit them in NY city...

Ed Ragsbeenoff an unnamed source from Moveon,org claims to have a memo leaked by a waiter who was sitting next to karl Roves secretary that outlines the plan to shift the earths crust and thus ensure Republican dominance of congress until the next North Korean Nuke lands in the Oval office or Al Queda buys one at K-Mart and blows up Washington .

Talking heads on TV claim unamimously that planes should not be allowed to hit buildings and laws to ban Handguns should immediately be enacted .

The White house has no comment ..well because they are all like hiding in holes that are secret in West Virginia and in Colorado next to the SAc Base.

But some dude who missed the helicopter said ..and this is a direct quote .." fuck them I hate them assholes anyway...see if I care gimme another scotch bitch " .

More news later as soon as this reporter can find the key to the fucking door to the damm bombshelter that I know was RIGHT fucking here ...:rolleyes:

Fuking keys...should have used a keypad.

Republicans are so scared that they lose an election they have begun to move buildings around to make planes hit them in NY city...

Ed Ragsbeenoff an unnamed source from Moveon,org claims to have a memo leaked by a waiter who was sitting next to karl Roves secretary that outlines the plan to shift the earths crust and thus ensure Republican dominance of congress until the next North Korean Nuke lands in the Oval office or Al Queda buys one at K-Mart and blows up Washington .

Talking heads on TV claim unamimously that planes should not be allowed to hit buildings and laws to ban Handguns should immediately be enacted .

The White house has no comment ..well because they are all like hiding in holes that are secret in West Virginia and in Colorado next to the SAc Base.

But some dude who missed the helicopter said ..and this is a direct quote .." fuck them I hate them assholes anyway...see if I care gimme another scotch bitch " .

More news later as soon as this reporter can find the key to the fucking door to the damm bombshelter that I know was RIGHT fucking here ...:rolleyes:

Fuking keys...should have used a keypad.

Isn't this exactly what we've been trying to say on NSG for years? :rolleyes:

Republicans are so scared that they lose an election they have begun to move buildings around to make planes hit them in NY city...

Ed Ragsbeenoff an unnamed source from Moveon,org claims to have a memo leaked by a waiter who was sitting next to karl Roves secretary that outlines the plan to shift the earths crust and thus ensure Republican dominance of congress until the next North Korean Nuke lands in the Oval office or Al Queda buys one at K-Mart and blows up Washington .

Talking heads on TV claim unamimously that planes should not be allowed to hit buildings and laws to ban Handguns should immediately be enacted .

The White house has no comment ..well because they are all like hiding in holes that are secret in West Virginia and in Colorado next to the SAc Base.

But some dude who missed the helicopter said ..and this is a direct quote .." fuck them I hate them assholes anyway...see if I care gimme another scotch bitch " .

More news later as soon as this reporter can find the key to the fucking door to the damm bombshelter that I know was RIGHT fucking here ...:rolleyes:

Fuking keys...should have used a keypad.

What?

Get off the stage! :p

*passes out tinfoil hats*

Its true I read it on the internet .

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What?

so far, this makes the most sense.

i think people on NSG have lost their marbles for good this time

-SNIP-

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