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http://www.cnn.com/2006/LAW/10/11/prosecutor.indecency.ap/index.html

So the next time I get caught naked I can just tell them I'm brain damaged. :)

A month in jail for nudity? Bloody hell. It was even after hours!

A month in jail for nudity? Bloody hell. It was even after hours!

I know It's not like anybody was around. If it weren't for those blasted video cameras, nobody would even know. :p

I know It's not like anybody was around. If it weren't for those blasted video cameras, nobody would even know. :p
Reckon he could sue the security guard for voyeurism?

Scott Blauvelt, 35, was arrested Monday and charged with two counts of indecency lol

should be legal, period. I could care less if he paraded around naked, had sex with his sister (of legal age) covered in peanutbutter!

Scott Blauvelt, 35, was arrested Monday and charged with two counts of indecency lol

should be illegal, period. I could care less if he paraded around naked, had sex with his sister (of legal age) covered in peanutbutter!
Chrunchy or smooth. We will have no filthy talk about sex with crunchy peanutbutter thank you...It has to be smooth on moral grounds.

Reckon he could sue the security guard for voyeurism?

Stranger things have happened. :)

Chrunchy or smooth. We will have no filthy talk about sex with crunchy peanutbutter thank you...It has to be smooth on moral grounds.

It's a self-correcting problem.

One only covers oneself with chunky peanut butter once. Those little bits tend to work their way into your orifices and they sting! :(

http://www.cnn.com/2006/LAW/10/11/prosecutor.indecency.ap/index.html

So the next time I get caught naked I can just tell them I'm brain damaged. :)

And you'd be telling them the truth!:)

It's a self-correcting problem.

One only covers oneself with chunky peanut butter once. Those little bits tend to work their way into your orifices and they sting! :(

unless you are a s\m kinda person, and like pain

Chrunchy or smooth. We will have no filthy talk about sex with crunchy peanutbutter thank you...It has to be smooth on moral grounds.
Not just on moral grounds - crunchy peanut butter is just wrong.

I'm a Crunchy Peanut Butter person. Crunchy Pride. Who's with me?

And you'd be telling them the truth!:)

Yeah, but I never thought of it as an excuse for nudity before. I just use it to explain my excessive drooling. :)

I always find its best to be naked, with the peanut butter on you know what, with the dog licking it off :)

I always find its best to be naked, with the peanut butter on you know what, with the dog licking it off :)

You're a very sick person Zilam.

I'm a Crunchy Peanut Butter person. Crunchy Pride. Who's with me?

w00t! crunchy peanut butter ftw! none of this smooth crap. smooth is for wimps with no teeth!

You're a very sick person Zilam.

You don't even know the half of it. :)

I always find its best to be naked, with the peanut butter on you know what, with the dog licking it off :)

Unless your dog is a nibbler. :p

Unless your dog is a nibbler. :p

Yeah, my dog thought it was kibbles and bit, peantu butter flavour.. That was an embarrassiing story to tell in the ER

w00t! crunchy peanut butter ftw! none of this smooth crap. smooth is for wimps with no teeth!
Smooth is for people who don't want little pieces of crap in their peanut butter. You really think that they're peanuts? :p

Yeah, my dog thought it was kibbles and bit, peantu butter flavour.. That was an embarrassiing story to tell in the ER
They hear that sort of thing all the time. Especially around where I live.










*whistles*










Erm, carry on.

Yeah, my dog thought it was kibbles and bit, peantu butter flavour.. That was an embarrassiing story to tell in the ER

Go with my old standby when I do something embarrassing to myself that needs medical attention: "I fell on a barbed wire fence."

Go with my old standby when I do something embarrassing to myself that needs medical attention: "I fell on a barbed wire fence."

Well after 5 ER visits for the same excuse, it gets a little suspicious :p

Crunchy http://www.aspsmiley.com/smiley/smilies/peanut.gif-butter is simply plain wrong. I'll have the creamy type, thank you. ;)

I hereby claim a win for the creamy peanut butter since y'all failed to answer.

http://www.cnn.com/2006/LAW/10/11/prosecutor.indecency.ap/index.html

So the next time I get caught naked I can just tell them I'm brain damaged. :)
So what did you say when you got caught naked last time? :p

I love how in the quote from his defendant the guy felt the need to specify that he was an American with a disability, like somehow his country of origin makes a difference as to how crazy he is. Personaly though I think that unless your actions in some way harm or restrain the freedoms of others you should be free to do what you like.

LOL I was thinking I'm technically braindamaged does that mean I can do all sorts of crazy shit and blame it on that? sweet :D

So what did you say when you got caught naked last time? :p

"I fell on a barbed wire fence." :)

http://www.cnn.com/2006/LAW/10/11/prosecutor.indecency.ap/index.html

So the next time I get caught naked I can just tell them I'm brain damaged. :)

But we already know you're brain damaged, LG. You've got material witnesses on your side. :)

I understand why this country has in its past believed nudity to be a crime ... but it shocks me that nudity is *still* a crime.

I could have sworn all the Puritans died out.

I could have sworn all the Puritans died out.
It isn't a matter of Puritanism, it is a matter of aesthetic.
Clothes were invented for a reason, and that reason is that nudists tend to be either A) ugly or B) Creepy, old men.

Clothes were invented for a reason, and that reason is that nudists tend to be either A) ugly or B) Creepy, old men.

Well that's because we haven't made it universally acceptable yet!

If you build it, they will come!

http://www.cnn.com/2006/LAW/10/11/prosecutor.indecency.ap/index.html

So the next time I get caught naked I can just tell them I'm brain damaged. :)
That works for anything... except school work it seems.

Well that's because we haven't made it universally acceptable yet!
To do something like that would take at least one, but probably two or three generations to accomplish. I have no intention of suffering through the aforementioned creepy, old men just so that my hypothetical children of my hypothetical children can live in a hypothetical world of universally accepted nudity.
If you build it, they will come!
True, but that doesn't mean that I neccessarilly want "them" coming any closer than they are already.

To do something like that would take at least one, but probably two or three generations to accomplish. I have no intention of suffering through the aforementioned creepy, old men just so that my hypothetical children of my hypothetical children can live in a hypothetical world of universally accepted nudity.

Hrmmmm ... the movement needs a good motivational song ... something to get us through the dark times.

http://www.cnn.com/2006/LAW/10/11/prosecutor.indecency.ap/index.html

So the next time I get caught naked I can just tell them I'm brain damaged. :)

the only way to prove it tho, for you to post a series of Dead Serious threads and no posts of any humor what so ever...

Hrmmmm ... the movement needs a good motivational song ... something to get us through the dark times.

Naked by Bon Jovi?

Hrmmmm ... the movement needs a good motivational song ... something to get us through the dark times.
Dark . . . times . . .?
I think you may have just discovered the solution: blot out the sun for 100 years. By the time light returns, we shall be living in a land of universal and unashamed nakedness: a Nutopia, if you will.

I think you may have just discovered the solution: blot out the sun for 100 years. By the time light returns, we shall be living in a land of universal and unashamed nakedness: a Nutopia, if you will.

Wow! Think of all the pastey people running about!

Smooth is for people who don't want little pieces of crap in their peanut butter. You really think that they're peanuts? :p

they definitely used to be. at least, they were more convincing. crunchy peanut butter now is more like crispy peanut butter. which is weird. still, i wouldn't buy the smooth stuff cuz i like the crunch :p

Wow! Think of all the pastey people running about!
Pale is Beautiful; all these bronze-skinned blondes running around are just making me wish I had the patience to become an oncologist.

Pale is Beautiful; all these bronze-skinned blondes running around are just making me wish I had the patience to become an oncologist.

Pale is a wonderful thing ... but the strange day-glow pastey-ness that comes of sitting in a basement playing World of Warcraft 20 hours a day makes me cringe.

Think of the rickets!

No ... we should keep the sun ...

Hey I know ... how about really dark glasses?

Scott Blauvelt, 35, was arrested Monday and charged with two counts of indecency lol

should be legal, period. I could care less if he paraded around naked, had sex with his sister (of legal age) covered in peanutbutter!

Was that scenario poised there on the tip of your brain waiting for a time and a place to pounce out where it might be appropriate?:p