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A man has been disqualified from a tractor-racing competition at National Fieldays for competing in a souped-up vehicle.

The final of the national tractor-pull competition at Mystery Creek, near Hamilton, on Saturday ended in drama when Winner Clinton Doran was demoted after his vehicle was found to be modified.

National Fieldays Society chairman Lloyd Downing said yesterday a switch was found that, when activated, increased the tractor's power by increasing the fuel.

Mr Downing said the society would try to find who was to blame and then impose sanctions.

Chris Haverman of Gavin Grains, in Gordonton, who initially came second was awarded first place and won a trip to Australia and $100.
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That article i got out of the Dominion Post, a newspaper in New Zealand, it is a few months old but i was browsing through some old paper at work and it gave me a slight laugh.

But also what wont people cheat in?

I'd also like to say, the prize money may have been $1000(A snick of the aritcle is missing at the end.

The idea of souped-up tractors is hilarious to me. Pimp my Tractor is now showing in my head.

The idea of souped-up tractors is hilarious to me. Pimp my Tractor is now showing in my head.
I can Picture Xzibit clearing a trafic jam to get to the shops, right now.

that ain't that weird tractors would be wicked with a SERIOUS paint-job :D

If I souped up my pulling power, I'd be missing parts by now.:D

A man has been disqualified from a tractor-racing competition at National Fieldays for competing in a souped-up vehicle.

The final of the national tractor-pull competition at Mystery Creek, near Hamilton, on Saturday ended in drama when Winner Clinton Doran was demoted after his vehicle was found to be modified.

National Fieldays Society chairman Lloyd Downing said yesterday a switch was found that, when activated, increased the tractor's power by increasing the fuel.

Mr Downing said the society would try to find who was to blame and then impose sanctions.

Chris Haverman of Gavin Grains, in Gordonton, who initially came second was awarded first place and won a trip to Australia and $100.
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That article i got out of the Dominion Post, a newspaper in New Zealand, it is a few months old but i was browsing through some old paper at work and it gave me a slight laugh.

But also what wont people cheat in?

I'd also like to say, the prize money may have been $1000(A snick of the aritcle is missing at the end.

He's going to need more than $100 (or even $1000) when he gets here. We know how to fleece those Kiwis good & proper. :D

If I souped up my pulling power, I'd be missing parts by now.:D

Okay, so I'm not the only one who thought the thread title was referring to a horrible masturbation accident...

I want to buy a ride-on lawn mower and put some trick suspension and a big chrome pipe on. And then cruise for chicks...

So when New Zealanders win a holiday, they go to Australia? Cool :D

Okay, so I'm not the only one who thought the thread title was referring to a horrible masturbation accident...

I did, but only after reading the title and summary five times and waiting more than 5 seconds for it too load.

I did, but only after reading the title and summary five times and waiting more than 5 seconds for it too load.

That could also describe a masturbation accident occuring whilst reading erotic fiction.

I think i just crossed a line.

That could also describe a masturbation accident occuring whilst reading erotic fiction.

I think i just crossed a line.

:D I had a feeling a post along these lines would show up.

Erotic Fiction + Masturbation Accident + Tractor = Disturbing Mental Images

:D I had a feeling a post along these lines would show up.

Erotic Fiction + Masturbation Accident + Tractor = Disturbing Mental Images

:eek: Maybe someone misunderstood when they were told they should 'mow the lawn' on their privates to improve sex.

:eek: Maybe someone misunderstood when they were told they should 'mow the lawn' on their privates to improve sex.


Ouch. :eek:

:eek: Maybe someone misunderstood when they were told they should 'mow the lawn' on their privates to improve sex.

This thread has changed strangely and quickly. I wonder what Harlesburg thinks about all this?

This thread has changed strangely and quickly. I wonder what Harlesburg thinks about all this?

Probably too busy touching himself right now to be putting much thought into this thread. :p

This thread has changed strangely and quickly. I wonder what Harlesburg thinks about all this?

I would predict either :eek: or :headbang: or:rolleyes: or :confused:

A man has been disqualified from a tractor-racing competition at National Fieldays for competing in a souped-up vehicle.

The final of the national tractor-pull competition at Mystery Creek, near Hamilton, on Saturday ended in drama when Winner Clinton Doran was demoted after his vehicle was found to be modified.

National Fieldays Society chairman Lloyd Downing said yesterday a switch was found that, when activated, increased the tractor's power by increasing the fuel.

Mr Downing said the society would try to find who was to blame and then impose sanctions.

Chris Haverman of Gavin Grains, in Gordonton, who initially came second was awarded first place and won a trip to Australia and $100.
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That article i got out of the Dominion Post, a newspaper in New Zealand, it is a few months old but i was browsing through some old paper at work and it gave me a slight laugh.

But also what wont people cheat in?

I'd also like to say, the prize money may have been $1000(A snick of the aritcle is missing at the end.

I live on a farm, so suped up tractor doesn't strike me as being wrong. Way I see it, their rules are teh gay.

This thread has changed strangely and quickly. I wonder what Harlesburg thinks about all this?
Yeah...
I just checked up on it and the frst thing i thought was 6 posts and the Shafters and Knob Jockeys Butt rape it!
Great work Arse hats!
Probably too busy touching himself right now to be putting much thought into this thread.
Ouch.:(
I was asleep.Fag