How Much Do You Support Dear Leader?
Now that our dear leader Kim Jong-Il has given our nation nukes, how much do you support him?
Kecibukia
10-10-2006, 23:39
*unable to reply as there are no home computers, electricity, or enough food to give energy to type*
*unable to reply as there are no home computers, electricity, or enough food to give energy to type*
Just answer the poll.
I think a certain OP was watching the Daily Show last night... :D
I answered both, cause if you put them together they cancel each other out. *nods*
I think a certain OP was watching the Daily Show last night... :D
Daily Show?
Leader doesn't want us watching such propoganda.
Drunk commies deleted
10-10-2006, 23:53
Dear Leader has wisely led our nation down the road to nuclear weapons. Now we shall not have to endure hunger and shiver in the cold of winter. Our suffering is likely to end in a split second as we are consumed by a great nuclear fireball.
Darknovae
10-10-2006, 23:56
Dear Leader is a wonderful, intelligent man who has blessed us with the nuclear technology to defend us from enemies like China, Japan, and the USA.
:rolleyes:
What Luney McNukePants lacks in height, he makes up for in nukes. :rolleyes:
Drunk commies deleted
10-10-2006, 23:57
Dear Leader is a wonderful, intelligent man who has blessed us with the nuclear technology to defend us from enemies like China, Japan, and the USA.
:rolleyes:
What Luney McNukePants lacks in height, he makes up for in nukes. :rolleyes:
Don't badmouth Dear Leader. He's actually quite tall for his height.
MeansToAnEnd
10-10-2006, 23:58
I answered both, cause if you put them together they cancel each other out. *nods*
No, it's not division; it's multiplication. They reinforce each other, not cancel each other out. You support our Great Leader, squared! :eek:
No, it's not division; it's multiplication. They reinforce each other, not cancel each other out. You support our Great Leader, squared! :eek:
Ya, well, I support Dear Leader, cubed!
*proud*
Darknovae
11-10-2006, 00:00
Don't badmouth Dear Leader. He's actually quite tall for his height.
He's the same height I am (5'3), and I'm a fourteen-year-old girl. :eek:
Though you don't see me taking over countries, spreading poverty like wildfire, sending my own people to concentration camps and lettign them starve to death, whilst threatening everyone with nukes. :rolleyes: Must be a man thing.
The South Islands
11-10-2006, 00:01
I support Dear Leader so much that I will die defending him from the US Imperialists that are sure to be invading our shores!
Drunk commies deleted
11-10-2006, 00:01
Dear Leader has a posse
Footage of his bodyguards.
http://www.armscontrolwonk.com/925/kim-jong-ils-bodyguards
Drunk commies deleted
11-10-2006, 00:02
He's the same height I am (5'3), and I'm a fourteen-year-old girl. :eek:
Though you don't see me taking over countries, spreading poverty like wildfire, sending my own people to concentration camps and lettign them starve to death, whilst threatening everyone with nukes. :rolleyes: Must be a man thing.
You're just a reactionary, counterrevolutionary tool of the American imperialist propaganda machine.
German Nightmare
11-10-2006, 00:03
Choice? I'm not used to choices. Which is the correct answer?
I support Dear Leader absolutely!!!
Darknovae
11-10-2006, 00:05
You're just a reactionary, counterrevolutionary tool of the American imperialist propaganda machine.
American propaganda machine? I hang out on NSG too much, and it's run by "jolt.co.uk"....
Though I do currently live in North Carolina...
Sdaeriji
11-10-2006, 00:06
Write in. "Entirely."
Drunk commies deleted
11-10-2006, 00:06
American propaganda machine? I hang out on NSG too much, and it's run by "jolt.co.uk"....
Though I do currently live in North Carolina...
See? I've tricked you into admitting the truth.
Darknovae
11-10-2006, 00:12
See? I've tricked you into admitting the truth.
So?
*points sniper rifle at Dear Leader*
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
11-10-2006, 00:19
I support Dear Leader with the steadfastness of a 100,000 underwire bras.
Darknovae
11-10-2006, 00:22
I support Dear Leader with the steadfastness of a 100,000 underwire bras.
...
That was weirder than Nazz's thoughts on the term "hot monkey sex" and Bush... :eek:
"Dear Leader?" Pah! You pathetic, moronic drones! Kim Jong Il is no good for our country! We must reunite with our South Korean brothers! A free, truly democratic Korea for al--*shot in the face multiple times*
Darknovae
11-10-2006, 00:28
"Dear Leader?" Pah! You pathetic, moronic drones! Kim Jong Il is no good for our country! We must reunite with our South Korean brothers! A free, truly democratic Korea for al--*shot in the face multiple times*
KYRONEA!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! *crumples by Kyronea's corpse, sobbing* WHY?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?! WHY??!?!?!!
I must get revenge!!! :sniper: *aims at Kimmy*
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
11-10-2006, 00:31
...
That was weirder than Nazz's thoughts on the term "hot monkey sex" and Bush... :eek:
Phear my awesome Metaphorical skillz.
Colbert to Dear Leader: "Please don't hurt me (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_PGULAGrO0)."
http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/736/colbertflagcz4.png
:D
Darknovae
11-10-2006, 00:34
Phear my awesome Metaphorical skillz.
Ph33r my snipin' skillz, biatch!
*snipes Kimmy*
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
11-10-2006, 00:38
Ph33r my snipin' skillz, biatch!
*snipes Kimmy*
You cannot "snip" Kim Jong Il, his thick, luxurious hair can stop any bullet.
Darknovae
11-10-2006, 00:42
You cannot "snip" Kim Jong Il, his thick, luxurious hair can stop any bullet.
*watches bullet richochet off, swears loudly*
Alas... *snipes Kimmy, but shoots him in chest*
PWNT!
Colbert to Dear Leader: "Please don't hurt me (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_PGULAGrO0)."
http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/736/colbertflagcz4.png
:D
And this is why Jon Stewart is superior to Stephen Colbert.
Novemberstan
11-10-2006, 01:17
Oh how many ways...
Let's just class them all.
Surely, the North Koreans aren't human at all like the South Koreans are...
The Northerners didn't fight the regime enough... like many others in the region... Hey, Fuck'm, nuke those bastards.
North is BAD, South is GOOD.
Harlesburg
11-10-2006, 11:24
Now that our dear leader Kim Jong-Il has given our nation nukes, how much do you support him?
I am the 34-DD to his B Cup.
I support Dear Leader by grooming his father, who apparently is still president, despite being dead.
Harlesburg
11-10-2006, 11:38
Is it wrong of me to tick on both?
I support Dear Leader so much, I've already completed a monument in his honor here in the states!
Some people complained, but I think it looks better now...it's not done yet though, I still have to remove some excess from either side.
Dear Leader (http://www.mondolithic.com/Images/MaximMashups/Kim%20Jong-il.jpg)
Harlesburg
11-10-2006, 11:41
VOTE MOBRA!
ELECTIONS DECEMBERISH...
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Delator, where pray tell is the Football thread?
Is it wrong of me to tick on both?
Didn't everyone tick both? :confused:
VOTE MOBRA!
ELECTIONS DECEMBERISH...
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Delator, where pray tell is the Football thread?
More elections? :confused:
Harlesburg
11-10-2006, 11:54
Didn't everyone tick both? :confused:
More elections? :confused:
Yeah they are meant to be every 3 or 4 months...
Maybe January or Feburary, thats kinda Decemberish...
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No not everyone ticked both.:(
Soviet Haaregrad
11-10-2006, 11:59
He's the same height I am (5'3), and I'm a fourteen-year-old girl. :eek:
Though you don't see me taking over countries, spreading poverty like wildfire, sending my own people to concentration camps and lettign them starve to death, whilst threatening everyone with nukes. :rolleyes: Must be a man thing.
Angus Young is a man who stands 5'3". He also doesn't take over countries, spread poverty, send his own, or other people to concentration camps or starve the populace into submission. He also doesn't have a nuclear weapon program to defend his rule from 'imperialist American aggression'. He only plays guitar in AC/DC.
But, I'm sure you're much cuter. :fluffle:
Harlesburg
11-10-2006, 12:09
This much
http://www.bloggerheads.com/images/bush_impeach_bill.jpg
[QUOTE=Harlesburg;11791778]Yeah they are meant to be every 3 or 4 months...
Maybe January or Feburary, thats kinda Decemberish...
[QUOTE]
I only ever remember there being one a year. Then again, the parliament sort of disappeared after about two weeks anyway.
Delator, where pray tell is the Football thread?
You asked me this yesterday, and I answered...weren't you paying attention?? :p
http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=11786992&postcount=4