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Students shot by school cannon

Drunk commies deleted
10-10-2006, 16:38
Snohomish High School traditionally fires a cannon after their team scores a touchdown. This year they've decided to make the tradition a little more exciting by aiming the cannon at random students.

http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/snohomishcountynews/2003293280_cannon07m.html
Khadgar
10-10-2006, 16:40
It would of been far more amusing if a student had been shot out of the cannon.
Keruvalia
10-10-2006, 16:41
Snohomish High School traditionally fires a cannon after their team scores a touchdown. This year they've decided to make the tradition a little more exciting by aiming the cannon at random students.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ...

Oh man that ...

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Ok ok ok *gasp* ... no wait ... not done ...

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

*cry*

AHAHAHAHA

*whew*

Awesome.
Lunatic Goofballs
10-10-2006, 16:42
Wow! That's a story to tell, isn't it?

The last guy to be shot by a cannon was probably Custer :p

I've always wanted to be shot out of a cannon, not by one. :)
Fartsniffage
10-10-2006, 16:43
Not only were they shot with a cannon but their team went on to lose. Talk about insult to injury.
Kroblexskij
10-10-2006, 16:44
Snohomish :p
Lunatic Goofballs
10-10-2006, 16:47
Snohomish :p

It's a Native American word meaning, 'know when to duck'.

:D
Pistol Whip
10-10-2006, 17:16
Not only were they shot with a cannon but their team went on to lose. Talk about insult to injury.

I guess they didn't want anyone else to get hurt. Less touchdowns = less cannon fire.
Piratnea
10-10-2006, 17:18
This is like 3 days old...

Old!
German Nightmare
10-10-2006, 18:33
This is like 3 days old...

Old!
http://www.studip.uni-goettingen.de/pictures/smile/aetsch.gif
Carnivorous Lickers
10-10-2006, 19:10
students in control of a cannon is never a good idea.

next, they'll be building several story bonfires...
LiberationFrequency
10-10-2006, 19:14
Randomly firing a cannon into the air isn't a good idea
Drunk commies deleted
10-10-2006, 19:16
Randomly firing a cannon into the air isn't a good idea

Randomly firing it into a crowd is worse.
Andaluciae
10-10-2006, 19:17
"Students hit by student shot from school cannon!"

This headline would prove the existence of a God to me.
Lunatic Goofballs
10-10-2006, 19:23
Randomly firing it into a crowd is worse.

But then what would we laugh at?
Utracia
10-10-2006, 19:26
Well, if we aim at the nerds...
LiberationFrequency
10-10-2006, 19:27
Yeah, down with intelligence!
The squattersociety
10-10-2006, 19:28
lol, brilliant!!
I also want to do that, accidently fire my gattlinggun from 1900 into the school sports team :mp5: :gundge: :sniper:
what a bunch of wackos..
Drunk commies deleted
10-10-2006, 19:42
But then what would we laugh at?The suffering of others, same as always.
Szanth
10-10-2006, 19:49
I love you, LG.
New Domici
10-10-2006, 20:27
Yeah, down with intelligence!

That was apparently the thinking that went into this "tradition."
Soheran
10-10-2006, 20:29
"Students hit by student shot from school cannon!"

This headline would prove the existence of a God to me.

"Students hit by student shot from cannon made of students"?
Pyotr
10-10-2006, 20:30
"Students hit by student shot from cannon made of students"?

*head explodes*