Wacky Evangelicals
Drunk commies deleted
10-10-2006, 16:29
An evangelical preacher is telling the faithful not to vote Republican. It seems Bush's efforts have delayed the second comming of Christ. Could have fooled me. I thought we were only one more invasion away from Armageddon.
The Houston-based preacher said he believes that the Bush administration has delayed the second coming because U.S. foreign policy has blocked Christian missionaries from working in Iraq, Iran and Syria. http://www.cleveland.com/news/plaindealer/index.ssf?/base/cuyahoga/116038288540580.xml&coll=2
Lunatic Goofballs
10-10-2006, 16:34
And this is a bad thing? :confused:
As far as I'm concerned, I hope Jesus takes the scenic route on his way here. :p
Don't vote republican, they're delaying the end of the world!
Slaughterhouse five
10-10-2006, 16:41
i wish there were some sort of strict guidelines you had to take before teaching of christianity. it seems everyone and their retarded brother is teaching "christianity" these days
Fartsniffage
10-10-2006, 16:44
Don't vote republican, they're delaying the end of the world!
Now thats a lie and we all know it.
Righteous Munchee-Love
10-10-2006, 16:50
To think I got accused of being weird for playing D&D...
What's with all these Armaggedon people, anyways? If they don't like it here, they can always kill themselves, or go to some place like liberated Afghanistan, preach about that god of theirs and get stoned as martyrs (I take it the rule about suiciders not being admitted into paradise still stands).
Ashmoria
10-10-2006, 16:56
i wish there were some sort of strict guidelines you had to take before teaching of christianity. it seems everyone and their retarded brother is teaching "christianity" these days
no kidding!
what kind of idiot who believes in the apocalypse believes that we can do anything to stop it?
if you are going to be an end-of-the-world nutcase you need to get the theology right at least.
Pistol Whip
10-10-2006, 16:57
Some are giving too many divine attributes to the President. I mean think about it if he could really do all the things people say:
1. 911 - Bush's fault
2. Hurricanes - Bush's fault
3. North Korea Nukes - Bush's fault
4. Delay of Christ's return - Bush's fault
I think this has reached the logical conclusion of absurdity. I didn't realize how powerful the man really was :p
Slaughterhouse five
10-10-2006, 17:02
Some are giving too many divine attributes to the President. I mean think about it if he could really do all the things people say:
1. 911 - Bush's fault
2. Hurricanes - Bush's fault
3. North Korea Nukes - Bush's fault
4. Delay of Christ's return - Bush's fault
I think this has reached the logical conclusion of absurdity. I didn't realize how powerful the man really was :p
no kidding, may want to watch what you say about him. in his last year he is going to smite all those that spoke badly of him.
Clearly Bush is the anti-christ and is using his power to corrupt our world and our souls.
As happy as I am to see them not voting republican, I'm still irritated they're going about it the most ignorant way possible, even in their own line of thinking - if god planned for Jesus to come at a specified time, he's gonne come. He knows what's gonna happen, and has planned around it. That's the point of this whole "it's part of his plan" bullshit.
Know your religion before you start talking about it and calling yourself a preacher.
Pistol Whip
10-10-2006, 17:19
It's a great campaign theme for the dems though:
Vote for us and end will come!
(alright, maybe not).
Lunatic Goofballs
10-10-2006, 17:39
Maybe it's reverse psychology.
New Dracora
10-10-2006, 17:50
An evangelical preacher is telling the faithful not to vote Republican.
Now there's a first.
Clearly Bush is the anti-christ and is using his power to corrupt our world and our souls.
Some are giving too many divine attributes to the President. I mean think about it if he could really do all the things people say:
1. 911 - Bush's fault
2. Hurricanes - Bush's fault
3. North Korea Nukes - Bush's fault
4. Delay of Christ's return - Bush's fault
I think this has reached the logical conclusion of absurdity. I didn't realize how powerful the man really was :p
http://www.bushisantichrist.com/
:rolleyes: :headbang:
Pistol Whip
10-10-2006, 18:14
http://www.bushisantichrist.com/
:rolleyes: :headbang:
lol! If that site is correct, it kind of contradicts the initial preacher cited in this thread. The end is coming sooner than we thought.
I'm a Christian. I believe we are living in the last days. I don't buy into the dispensational pre-millenialism point of view, but I know several who do and most are not as odd as the ones cited here.
An evangelical preacher is telling the faithful not to vote Republican. It seems Bush's efforts have delayed the second comming of Christ. Could have fooled me. I thought we were only one more invasion away from Armageddon.
http://www.cleveland.com/news/plaindealer/index.ssf?/base/cuyahoga/116038288540580.xml&coll=2
It should be noted that he's violating his church's tax exempt status. Hope the IRS nails him to the wall.
It should be noted that he's violating his church's tax exempt status. Hope the IRS nails him to the wall.
My nationstate has deported churches for refusing to pay taxes. =)
Maineiacs
10-10-2006, 18:44
Isn't the term "wacky Evangelicals" in most cases just redundant?
My nationstate has deported churches for refusing to pay taxes. =)
As has mine. If you contribute to charity you can write that off, you don't get to make millions just because you occasionally mention god.
Babelistan
10-10-2006, 19:17
Don't vote republican, they're delaying the end of the world!
hell yeah If I were american I would vote democrat just for that.
ragnarokk owns!
Ice Hockey Players
10-10-2006, 19:38
http://www.bushisantichrist.com/
:rolleyes: :headbang:
So wait...that's NOT a Fred Phelps satellite site?
East of Eden is Nod
10-10-2006, 20:03
Christians to the front!!!
The Nazz
10-10-2006, 20:14
An evangelical preacher is telling the faithful not to vote Republican. It seems Bush's efforts have delayed the second comming of Christ. Could have fooled me. I thought we were only one more invasion away from Armageddon.
http://www.cleveland.com/news/plaindealer/index.ssf?/base/cuyahoga/116038288540580.xml&coll=2
So now who does he think will open that area up for his army of Jeebuses? Does he have a counter-suggestion?
The Lone Alliance
10-10-2006, 20:24
There goes their tax excempt status. Of course if they said "Vote for Bush" nothing would happen.
It should be noted that he's violating his church's tax exempt status. Hope the IRS nails him to the wall.
In 2004 Churchs that said Vote for Bush weren't even noticed by the IRS.
Those who said vote for Kerry, however were targeted.
Drunk commies deleted
10-10-2006, 20:29
There goes their tax excempt status. Of course if they said "Vote for Bush" nothing would happen.
In 2004 Churchs that said Vote for Bush weren't even noticed by the IRS.
Those who said vote for Kerry, however were targeted.
That's not true. You've got to use code words to tell your congregation who to vote for. Preaching against gay marriage and abortion is the code for "vote Republican". Actually saying "vote Republican" can get your tax exemption taken away.
The Nazz
10-10-2006, 20:51
That's not true. You've got to use code words to tell your congregation who to vote for. Preaching against gay marriage and abortion is the code for "vote Republican". Actually saying "vote Republican" can get your tax exemption taken away.
It can in theory. That doesn't happen in practice, however.
German Nightmare
10-10-2006, 21:30
And this is a bad thing? :confused:
As far as I'm concerned, I hope Jesus takes the scenic route on his way here. :p
You disappoint me, LG. You're always so eager to welcome our new alien overlords as one of the first, but you're not willing to welcome the return of our Lord? Tststs... ;)