Breaking news from Fallujah: Marines battle... midgets?
Bogmihia
10-10-2006, 14:35
Most Surreal Moment - Watching Marines arrive at my detention facility and unload a truck load of flex-cuffed midgets. 26 to be exact. I had put the word out earlier in the day to the Marines in Fallujah that we were looking for Bad Guy X, who was described as a midget. Little did I know that Fallujah was home to a small community of midgets, who banded together for support since they were considered as social outcasts. The Marines were anxious to get back to the midget colony to bring in the rest of the midget suspects, but I called off the search, figuring Bad Guy X was long gone on his short legs after seeing his companions rounded up by the giant infidels.http://hqmc.net/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=284&Itemid=30
Ultraextreme Sanity
10-10-2006, 14:43
The world has truly gone mad .
Fartsniffage
10-10-2006, 14:47
Little did I know that Fallujah was home to a small community of midgets
Lmao
I wonder if he intended that pun.
Ultraextreme Sanity
10-10-2006, 14:52
Wait for the movie..The ankle biters of Fallajua ..a true story...;)
Slartiblartfast
10-10-2006, 14:53
Were they all singing 'Heigh Ho Heigh Ho, it's off to Gitmo we go'??
Fartsniffage
10-10-2006, 14:56
I wonder if he intended that pun.
He must have done, there is no way he could have missed it in proof reading.
Lunatic Goofballs
10-10-2006, 14:58
A squadron of raging muslim midgets. Pity nobody had a camcorder. :(
Todays Lucky Number
10-10-2006, 15:11
They be no midgets lad, they be dwarves! Aye, muslim dwarves :p
Fartsniffage
10-10-2006, 15:12
They be no midgets lad, they be dwarves! Aye, muslim dwarves :p
Do they all have beards? :D
Slartiblartfast
10-10-2006, 15:45
Perhaps they should send in Snow White to 'clean house' with the dwarves
*pictures magic brooms and birds cleaning plates*
Ultraextreme Sanity
10-10-2006, 16:14
Flying monkeys.