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This (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=11781967&postcount=11) Post got me to thinking: I remember various posters in the past being considered "Royalty" and was wondering: Who are currently considered to be NSG Royalty? In short: Who should I be refering to as Their Highness?:D

*Before anyone else posts it, I know: LG for royal jester.:p *

I'm in the anti-Royalty. Antiking of NSG.

I've been a knight at various points of the NS royal family.

It's probably alot bigger than it was last time someone made one of these threads (maybe a yaer ago?)

ah i was a Lord last time we had an NSGRoyalty *sighs for teh old1e days*

no. however i am the king of spam.

ah i was a Lord last time we had an NSGRoyalty *sighs for teh old1e days*

Oh, you and Glitzi are still king and queen of hearts :)

no. however i am the king of spam.

I think that would either be Fascist Dominion or Ruffy

I think that would either be Fascist Dominion or Ruffy

no. ruffy is the king of pissing me off.

no. ruffy is the king of pissing me off.

Well, royalty is entitled to that, I think :D

Oh, you and Glitzi are still king and queen of hearts :)

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww :P :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:

It's probably alot bigger than it was last time someone made one of these threads (maybe a yaer ago?)

Hmm, need to remember to post one of these annually.

Oh, you and Glitzi are still king and queen of hearts :)

Agreed!:)

I'm one of the various chancellors and ministers assisting the throne: I do all the work, but history won't remember me. :p

Am I in yet? I wanna be a duke.

Well, royalty is entitled to that, I think :D

well, thats what you think.

well, thats what you think.

Actually, they're entiteled to a whole lot more. You wouldn't want Ruffy to claim Ius Primae Noctae on you, now, would you? :p

-=Alco=-Grapnel is the one and only King of Spam, what with 100,286 posts. Not really a part of the NSGeneral family though...

But I see Fascist D and Ruffy as contenders for the throne, waiting for him to abdicate and passing the time by trying to merrily assassinate each other. :)

They're both Spam Princes, while The Beautiful Darkness is the Queen of Fluffles and WC Imperial Court is her Captain of the Guard.

(I think I have been bestowed a title too... Baron of fluffles - and minister of naughtiness ;) )

no. however i am the king of spam.

Only in your mind ;)

I see you as the Evil Prince, dressed all in black, sitting in his tower cursing the colourful fluffles everywhere :D

Can I be a peasant?

No! A shoe shine boy!

Shine yer shoes, guv?

-=Alco=-Grapnel is the one and only King of Spam, what with 100,286 posts. Not really a part of the NSGeneral family though...

But I see Fascist D and Ruffy as contenders for the throne, waiting for him to abdicate and passing the time by trying to merrily assassinate each other. :)

They're both Spam Princes, while The Beautiful Darkness is the Queen of Fluffles and WC Imperial Court is her Captain of the Guard.

(I think I have been bestowed a title too... Baron of fluffles - and minister of naughtiness ;) )
spam is not about fluffing though, its all ruffy's fault.


lets say itagin:
Damn you, Ruffy!

Does having a four-digit post count (albeit a thousand posts of irrelevance) qualify me for a knighthood? :p

Does having a four-digit post count (albeit a thousand posts of irrelevance) qualify me for a knighthood? :p

I say yes, but only because I too have a 4 digit post count.

The last knights were myself and the Lord Legless Pirates himself.


You are not at this level.

I wanna be in the harem!

The last knights were myself and the Lord Legless Pirates himself.


You are not at this level.
There are an exponentially greater number of knights than actual royalty, though. NS royalty requires a great army to command, no?

The last knights were myself and the Lord Legless Pirates himself.


You are not at this level.

:(
*struggles to lvl up to an NSG Knight*
:p

spam is not about fluffing though, its all ruffy's fault.


lets say itagin:
Damn you, Ruffy!

But Fluffle is NSG's favourite flavour of Spam...

Can I be the twisted, bitter half-brother who broods about usurping the throne? The one who attempts (and appears) to kill the rightful heir when said heir is still but a child only for the child to miraculously survive, be raised by goodly peasant folk and then on his 18th birthday, he finds out his true identity and embarks upon a quest to rid the lands of the twisted, bitter (who's now been promoted to downright nasty) half-brother (i.e. me)?

Either him, or the deformed half-wit rightful heir locked in an attic somewhere, howling mournfully at night (and at knights) and is secretly befriended by a young prince and princess, who he saves one day from a nigh-certain fatal fire and thus is accepted back into the family?


Failing that, the drunk, ne'er-to-well brother-in-law, Phil.

spam is not about fluffing though, its all ruffy's fault.


lets say itagin:
Damn you, Ruffy!

But Ruffy is the chief castrater of the anti fluffle brigade, how is fluffle spam his fault?


Oh, and :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:

Can I be the twisted, bitter half-brother who broods about usurping the throne? The one who attempts (and appears) to kill the rightful heir when said heir is still but a child only for the child to miraculously survive, be raised by goodly peasant folk and then on his 18th birthday, he finds out his true identity and embarks upon a quest to rid the lands of the twisted, bitter (who's now been promoted to downright nasty) half-brother (i.e. me)?

Either him, or the deformed half-wit rightful heir locked in an attic somewhere, howling mournfully at night (and at knights) and is secretly befriended by a young prince and princess, who he saves one day from a nigh-certain fatal fire and thus is accepted back into the family?


Failing that, the drunk, ne'er-to-well brother-in-law, Phil.
In any case, can I be your obnoxious talking-animal sidekick?

a popularity thread and I haven't been mentioned yet?! :eek:

well, then....

oh, and I just noticed that I am really really close to 10K on my post count... that's freaky.

I'm a faithful bureaucrat attending to the matters of state, probably in the secret police, given that we are a dictatorial monarchy with a rubber stamp parliament, and we don't dedicate any money to the Foreign Ministry or the Military, soooooooooo...

In any case, can I be your obnoxious talking-animal sidekick?
Aren't you already?

Aren't you already?
I deserved that.

In any case, can I be your obnoxious talking-animal sidekick?


*L*
I was under the impression Eddie Murphy had exclusive rights to that spot after Mulan and Shrek

a popularity thread and I haven't been mentioned yet?! :eek:

well, then....

oh, and I just noticed that I am really really close to 10K on my post count... that's freaky.

Queen of the Harpies !! :p

I deserved that.
Leaving an opening like that, yes you did.

Anyway, Ny's the annoying talking animal sidekick. Either that or the court-appointed Fool.

Queen of the Harpies !! :p
LOL, I will take that as a nomination haha

although I first read it "Queen of the Herpies" and I was like "eww, gross"

:p

LOL, I will take that as a nomination haha

although I first read it "Queen of the Herpies" and I was like "eww, gross"

:p

Nah-I didnt mean it-ony kidding. Just came to mind-a line from the Simpsons.

I also thought of Steve Martin calling someone a "Scum Queen"- but didnt want to be that offensive.

a popularity thread and I haven't been mentioned yet?! :eek:

well, then....

oh, and I just noticed that I am really really close to 10K on my post count... that's freaky.

I'm coming up on it for the second time. I think that makes me the slightly schizophrenic uncle/Duke who sits in the corner and mumbles to himself and drinks a lot.

no. however i am the king of spam.

Whilst I am the Duke of Image Spam. :cool:

http://www.p0stwh0res.com/images/turnerbot.gif

-=Alco=-Grapnel is the one and only King of Spam, what with 100,286 posts. Not really a part of the NSGeneral family though...

But I see Fascist D and Ruffy as contenders for the throne, waiting for him to abdicate and passing the time by trying to merrily assassinate each other. :)

They're both Spam Princes, while The Beautiful Darkness is the Queen of Fluffles and WC Imperial Court is her Captain of the Guard.

(I think I have been bestowed a title too... Baron of fluffles - and minister of naughtiness ;) )

Oh sweet, I didn't have to mention myself. :cool: ;):fluffle:

Only in your mind ;)

I see you as the Evil Prince, dressed all in black, sitting in his tower cursing the colourful fluffles everywhere :D

By Jove! He does remind me of a cartoon character... A parody of Wiley Cyote? :p

I was voted king last time, but everyone rebelled against my "rule". :(

(damn, I suck at avoiding NS.)

I was voted king last time, but everyone rebelled against my "rule". :(

(damn, I suck at avoiding NS.)

OMG almost 20,000 posts!

:cool:

I'm a survivng member of the Reject Royalty, and am therefore far more important and alternative than any of you.

Reject Royalty - it's like emo, except not shit.

¬_¬

This (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=11781967&postcount=11) Post got me to thinking: I remember various posters in the past being considered "Royalty" and was wondering: Who are currently considered to be NSG Royalty? In short: Who should I be refering to as Their Highness?:D

*Before anyone else posts it, I know: LG for royal jester.:p *

I reluctantly accept. ;)

I'm a survivng member of the Reject Royalty, and am therefore far more important and alternative than any of you.

Reject Royalty - it's like emo, except not shit.

¬_¬

Your shoes are awfully scuffed sir. My mother, before the plague, always used to say you can tell a lot about a man by the way he looks after his shoes. Shine your shoes, guv?

Can I be the remaining member of a decadent, perverted noble family that has interests including but not limited to BDSM?

Can I be the remaining member of a decadent, perverted noble family that has interests including but not limited to BDSM?

No, but you can be my royal dishcloth if you like.

I am still the current reigning hedonism bot.

http://www.antinomian.com/trans/hedonism_bot.jpg

im the crazy bag lady who mumbles as she pushes her shopping cart down the street believing that she IS the empress and that everyone is listening to her.

I was voted king last time, but everyone rebelled against my "rule". :(

(damn, I suck at avoiding NS.)

i followed your rule last time dude... i seem to remember being a Lord and some kind of ninja assasin or sommat :P

Whilst I am the Duke of Image Spam. :cool:

http://www.p0stwh0res.com/images/turnerbot.gif

what... the fuck?

what... the fuck?

I rest my case. :cool:

La noblesse à la latèrne!

*whips out guillotine*

-=Alco=-Grapnel is the one and only King of Spam, what with 100,286 posts. Not really a part of the NSGeneral family though...

But I see Fascist D and Ruffy as contenders for the throne, waiting for him to abdicate and passing the time by trying to merrily assassinate each other. :)

They're both Spam Princes, while The Beautiful Darkness is the Queen of Fluffles and WC Imperial Court is her Captain of the Guard.

(I think I have been bestowed a title too... Baron of fluffles - and minister of naughtiness ;) )

Of course, they'd never suspect my plans for the throne.

i have been made king by the Grace of God.:D

now crown me or before you are struck down by the lord himself.

i followed your rule last time dude... i seem to remember being a Lord and some kind of ninja assasin or sommat :P


Indeed.

Hm. If I declare myself emperor, will you kill anyone that disagrees with me, and stuff?

I reluctantly accept. ;)

Can I be the dwarf clown? I come with a miniature trampoline.

I'm not royalty, but I've been elected pope.

Can I be the dwarf clown? I come with a miniature trampoline.

You're hired. :)

You're hired. :)

Wait til I tell my mother!! Rad.

I declare myself Duke of Goatse.

I'm not royalty, but I've been elected pope.

Do you wear white shoes? Who polishes them for you? I'm not quite at home with white shoes. I mean what do you use on them? Some kind of wax?

Trilby63;11788235']Do you wear white shoes? Who polishes them for you? I'm not quite at home with white shoes. I mean what do you use on them? Some kind of wax?

Something a little...creamier, I suspect. :p

Something a little...creamier, I suspect. :p

What? Cream? Do you know anything about shining shoes?

Of course, they'd never suspect my plans for the throne.

Oh, don't worry...we're keeping an eye on you...well half an eye, actually. You're really not that much of a threat to the crown.

I remember FairyTinkArisen was like a queen in here, but I havent seen her in a long time.

I remember FairyTinkArisen was like a queen in here, but I havent seen her in a long time.

Ugh.

Oh, don't worry...we're keeping an eye on you...well half an eye, actually. You're really not that much of a threat to the crown.

And that, is precisely what I plan for you to think.

I remember FairyTinkArisen was like a queen in here, but I havent seen her in a long time.

And her nation died some time ago. Too bad, really. She's a nice gal.

And her nation died some time ago. Too bad, really. She's a nice gal.

I agree-I always got along with her.

And her nation died some time ago. Too bad, really. She's a nice gal.

She's had it restored before, let's hope that happens again.

Perhaps in time for the next holiday office party?

GOD I HOPE.

Trilby63;11788235']Do you wear white shoes? Who polishes them for you? I'm not quite at home with white shoes. I mean what do you use on them? Some kind of wax?

I avoid white shoes. I prefer black boots or a pair of sneakers.

The Grand Marquis of overly-emotional rants that get ignored by everyone.

I avoid white shoes. I prefer black boots or a pair of sneakers.

*spit shines*

I avoid white shoes. I prefer black boots or a pair of sneakers.

I prefer my Sambas. :cool:

check the sig.

also, technically, being pope and all, DCD can name whomever he likes as king.

check the sig.

also, technically, being pope and all, DCD can name whomever he likes as king.

I don't care who gets to be king so long as they're willing to contribute troops to my crusade to liberate the Holy Land (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Playboy_Mansion).

She's had it restored before, let's hope that happens again.

Perhaps in time for the next holiday office party?

GOD I HOPE.

Yeah - me too...

*Longs for another holiday office party* :cool:

Yeah - me too...

*Longs for another holiday office party* :cool:

*is sad that he wasn't able to be here for the first one*

:(

Hmm. I wonder if I would make the forum royalty crowd.

Honestly, I don't think I post enough.

Try as I might, I can't figue out a role for me...

Try as I might, I can't figue out a role for me...

You can come over in the corner with me and drink heavily, heh heh heh...;)

You can come over in the corner with me and drink heavily, heh heh heh...;)

How would that make me a member of royalty?? :confused:

But drinking's always a good idea. Hand over the gin and show me those handsome young men with the bearskin helmets....
























I apply for queen mum! :D

Indeed.

Hm. If I declare myself emperor, will you kill anyone that disagrees with me, and stuff?

You got my proverbial vote, m'lord

*dons pirate costume, prepares to rape, plunder, and pillage*

ah this brings back fond memories of the Reject Royalty crew. Those were the days.

*shines up her saber*


We were this close to kidnapping King Kanabia damnit.

I want to be a knight. That would be great.

I want to be a knight. That would be great.

Gallahad would be a good one.The "it" knight, brave strong honorable and so pure of heart all admire him. Right up to the point where he knobs the Kings wife.

This (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=11781967&postcount=11) Post got me to thinking: I remember various posters in the past being considered "Royalty" and was wondering: Who are currently considered to be NSG Royalty? In short: Who should I be refering to as Their Highness?:D

*Before anyone else posts it, I know: LG for royal jester.:p *

I always thought the notion of "Forum Royalty" ridiculously self-serving: a small group voting for itself and deluding itself into thinking its relative longevity affords it special privileges over everyone else.

Gallahad would be a good one.The "it" knight, brave strong honorable and so pure of heart all admire him. Right up to the point where he knobs the Kings wife.

You're thinking of Lancelot.

But Ruffy is the chief castrater of the anti fluffle brigade, how is fluffle spam his fault?

He created... The beast

You're thinking of Lancelot.

Lancelot schmancelot Im thinking of Guinevere!


But yeah you are right and Im blushing!:eek:

I always thought the notion of "Forum Royalty" ridiculously self-serving: a small group voting for itself and deluding itself into thinking its relative longevity affords it special privileges over everyone else.


That's coming close to treading on mod toes that is!

I always thought the notion of "Forum Royalty" ridiculously self-serving: a small group voting for itself and deluding itself into thinking its relative longevity affords it special privileges over everyone else.
One of us. One of us. One of us. One of us. One of us. One of us. One of us. One of us. One of us. One of us. One of us. One of us. One of us. One of us. :D

I always thought the notion of "Forum Royalty" ridiculously self-serving: a small group voting for itself and deluding itself into thinking its relative longevity affords it special privileges over everyone else.

And that's bad because...?

[/elitist]

I didn't know there was a royalty thread.

He created... The beast

And who is the beast?

And that's bad because...?

[/elitist]

Silence Commoner!

You got my proverbial vote, m'lord

*dons pirate costume, prepares to rape, plunder, and pillage*

If rape is involved, I am in. It has always been my favorite felony.

I always thought the notion of "Forum Royalty" ridiculously self-serving: a small group voting for itself and deluding itself into thinking its relative longevity affords it special privileges over everyone else.

Your power will soon be eclipsed. A new World Order is coming.

When the moon is in the Seventh House
And Jupiter aligns with Mars
Then peace will guide the planets
And love will steer the stars

This is the dawning of the age of Aquarius
The age of Aquarius
Aquarius!
Aquarius!

Harmony and understanding
Sympathy and trust abounding
No more falsehoods or derisions
Golden living dreams of visions
Mystic crystal revalation
And the mind's true liberation
Aquarius!
Aquarius!

When the moon is in the Seventh House
And Jupiter aligns with Mars
Then peace will guide the planets
And love will steer the stars

This is the dawning of the age of Aquarius
The age of Aquarius
Aquarius!
Aquarius!

I always thought the notion of "Forum Royalty" ridiculously self-serving: a small group voting for itself and deluding itself into thinking its relative longevity affords it special privileges over everyone else.

Unless you're the Duke of Goatse...I'm declaring myself the Patron Saint of Trolls.

I'll be the resident gold-digger. Now, which one of you princes can I marry for mon....er, love?

I'll be the resident gold-digger. Now, which one of you princes can I marry for mon....er, love?

What's your sign?

What's your sign?

Scorpio. You know what that means...

Scorpio. You know what that means...
You are dumb enough to believe in astrology?

What's your sign?

$

Scorpio. You know what that means...

Scorpio. Scorpion. The Scorpion King was a bad movie. You're The Rock?

Scorpio. Scorpion. The Scorpion King was a bad movie. You're The Rock?

Close....I'm passionate, artistic, and controlling. So, basically what you said...

Close....I'm passionate, artistic, and controlling. So, basically what you said...

Nice. Do you come with a whip?

You are dumb enough to believe in astrology?

I'm hoping that was a humerous barb, not a mean spirited attack of some people's beliefs. If the latter, maybe you should step back and think critically about the context of this conversation.

Nice. Do you come with a whip?

That depends. What's your yearly income?

That depends. What's your yearly income?

23 thou, baby. A third can be yours if you ever divorce me.

I'm hoping that was a humerous barb, not a mean spirited attack of some people's beliefs. If the latter, maybe you should step back and think critically about the context of this conversation.
When have I ever be serious? In fact I'm not being serious right now.

23 thou, baby. A third can be yours if you ever divorce me.

Fuck, that is seven times what I make. Good thing I didn't waste that energy being nice.

23 thou, baby. A third can be yours if you ever divorce me.

If you give me half, I'll throw in a whip. Two thirds and I'll bring hand cuffs.

If you give me half, I'll throw in a whip. Two thirds and I'll bring hand cuffs.

You can have it all if you ride me like a....


I have a fiancee, this is starting to not feel right.

You can have it all if you ride me like a....


I have a fiancee, this is starting to not feel right.

Not for long!

*snitches to Ms DM*

You can have it all if you ride me like a....


I have a fiancee, this is starting to not feel right.

Yeah. It was bound to cross the line eventually.

Yeah. It was bound to cross the line eventually.

Just DM was hoping the line would be somewhere after sex.

Just DM was hoping the line would be somewhere after sex.

Did I mention I'm a minor....(I'm legal in Canada, but not in most parts of the US)...

Did I mention I'm a minor....(I'm legal in Canada, but not in most parts of the US)...
What Uncle Sam don't know won't hurt him.


EDIT: If I keep up all these pedo jokes, maybe I can make Fox News!

What Uncle Sam don't know won't hurt him.


EDIT: If I keep up all these pedo jokes, maybe I can make Fox News!

Well, that's something to look forward to. What an accomplishment...

Well, that's something to look forward to. What an accomplishment...

I'd come onto Bill O'Reilly.

I always thought the notion of "Forum Royalty" ridiculously self-serving: a small group voting for itself and deluding itself into thinking its relative longevity affords it special privileges over everyone else.
Self-Serving . . . Delusional . . . yes, this is exactly my kind of arrangement.
I call Head Executioner, with my trusty axe, black hood, tight leather pants and family motto ("Whackin' 'em off since '06"), I shall strike terror into the hearts of dissenters everywhere.

I am the royal Pancake.

Bow, dammit.

I hereby declare myself the king of the protal.:) No wait, I think that's been taken.:(

And now...smilies!
:upyours: :headbang: :sniper: :mp5: :gundge: :fluffle:

I hereby declare myself the king of the protal.:) No wait, I think that's been taken.:(

And now...smilies!
:upyours: :headbang: :sniper: :mp5: :gundge: :fluffle:

Nice. :rolleyes:

Just DM was hoping the line would be somewhere after sex.

Stop getting into my psyche and no telling Ms DM... she has a whip, too....

I am still the current reigning hedonism bot.

http://www.antinomian.com/trans/hedonism_bot.jpg

Haha! The Hedonism Bot was the best character.

Well, I'm a freakin' NS pr1nc355. So there.

I doubt I'm anywhere near in line for the throne though. I'm like the 5th daughter who just gets stuffed into ridiculous dresses and sometimes does scandalous things that embarass the royal family. You know, with...whoever.

;)

Well, I'm a freakin' NS pr1nc355. So there.

I doubt I'm anywhere near in line for the throne though. I'm like the 5th daughter who just gets stuffed into ridiculous dresses and sometimes does scandalous things that embarass the royal family. You know, with...whoever.

;)
Oh dear. Us Secret Police will have to make sure your discretions stay quiet. Wouldn't want you to disturb the populace.

Perhaps we could just stick you in a nunnery somewhere and find a look-alike for public functions...

Oh dear. Us Secret Police will have to make sure your discretions stay quiet. Wouldn't want you to disturb the populace.

Perhaps we could just stick you in a nunnery somewhere and find a look-alike for public functions...

"Get thee to a nunnery!"

Fuck that, I'd expose the hypocrisy of the royals. Aaaand maybe be assassinated as part of a conspiracy to shut me up. Excitement! Intrigue!

oooo fun i want to be royal
*looks at sig*
oh i guess iam :( :p

Yeah - me too...

*Longs for another holiday office party* :cool:

Soon. December isn't too far away. I can only hope that I have the internet back at home by then.

I hope I can be an obscure Baron.

No love for Rotovia... there's never any love for Rotovia...:(

No love for Rotovia... there's never any love for Rotovia...:(

:(
poor Rotovia, here have a :fluffle:

*Before anyone else posts it, I know: LG for royal jester.:p *Oh! Can I be his apprentice? :confused:

I hereby appoint myself Princess Nadkor or Generalopolis.

I wish to be a disgraced lord who prefers to farm.

I wish to be a disgraced lord who prefers to farm.

You'd have to be a disgraced Lady...

I hereby appoint myself Princess Nadkor or Generalopolis.

All hail fair Princess Nadkor! May your reign be long and bountiful.

All hail fair Princess Nadkor! May your reign be long and bountiful.

We (royal 'we', you understand) will, of course, be a most excellent benefactor of all kinds of motorsport.

Well, I'm a freakin' NS pr1nc355. So there.

I doubt I'm anywhere near in line for the throne though. I'm like the 5th daughter who just gets stuffed into ridiculous dresses and sometimes does scandalous things that embarass the royal family. You know, with...whoever.

;)


You are my kinda princess!

I appoint myself Lord Of The Sciences (especially cyrogenics and anatomy).

We (royal 'we', you understand) will, of course, be a most excellent benefactor of all kinds of motorsport.

Despite spirited debates about the relative merits of the various disciplines I enjoy all kinds of motorsports even the terminally obscure ones like motorised barstool racing. I pledge my support to your reign Princess.

Despite spirited debates about the relative merits of the various disciplines I enjoy all kinds of motorsports even the terminally obscure ones like motorised barstool racing. I pledge my support to your reign Princess.

Well, if we can agree that bikes generally produce better racing than cars, then I will gladly accept your support.

Can I be the Court Sorceress? The one who is so wise nobody knows if she is really good or evil? Who casts a good curse, when the occasion demands it, but when the king really needs to know the future, she may be off somewhere hunting down obscure spell ingredients so he is forced to do for himself, which she knew would be better for him anyway?


Either that or I want to be Dennis.

Well, if we can agree that bikes generally produce better racing than cars, then I will gladly accept your support.

I can agree to that without hesitation or comment. In fact it gives me inspiration for a thread.

noobs of NS General, Unite!

...I think I'll be a fisherman and spend a lot of time on the open sea...

I can agree to that without hesitation or comment. In fact it gives me inspiration for a thread.

ooo...I want to know what this thread is...post quickly!

Am I Lord Of the Sciences, or will that not work?

I guess I'll probably be one of those people hanging around in the dungeon. That's where us small and unnoticed people go. :(


Could you feel the self pity? Was it convincing?

I guess I'll probably be one of those people hanging around in the dungeon. That's where us small and unnoticed people go. :(


Could you feel the self pity? Was it convincing?

That's where I usually reside...among the great forgotten of Generalites....

I at least should be one of the princes. It is my birth -nay, God-given, I daresay!- right. Plus I'd look good in a crown. :D

That's where I usually reside...among the great forgotten of Generalites....

We can hang around in the dungeon together and play Rock, Paper, Scissors. Or whatever. I'm always open for suggestions.

I guess I'll probably be one of those people hanging around in the dungeon. That's where us small and unnoticed people go. :(


Could you feel the self pity? Was it convincing?

You there! Lurking in the dungeon! I see you there you know.:D

I just didnt know it was a dungeon until you mentioned it. I just thought it was a legitimate physical therapist's practice.

No love for Rotovia... there's never any love for Rotovia...:(

That's cus your not badass enough to nominate yourself as everyone else did.

I call the position of Royal Chef (http://muppet.wikia.com/images/thumb/f/f8/Swedishchef2.JPG/300px-Swedishchef2.JPG)!

*plots secret poisonings*

no. ruffy is the king of pissing me off.

That means Ruffy is the court jester, because that's what jesters are supposed to do.

You'd have to be a disgraced Lady...

but that has bad connotations. a disgraced lord on the other hand, is rather romantic.

I always thought the notion of "Forum Royalty" ridiculously self-serving: a small group voting for itself and deluding itself into thinking its relative longevity affords it special privileges over everyone else.

awwww I would vote for you :)


Ill take back my position of knight, The only one to stand up against the rejects

hail Kanabia

awwww I would vote for you :)


Ill take back my position of knight, The only one to stand up against the rejects

hail Kanabia
Hello good sire.
*Can't remember what title/position 'he' had*

I'm one of the various chancellors and ministers assisting the throne: I do all the work, but history won't remember me. :p
Like that Byzantine guy that went to Naples with Fine Cloth?...

Well, seeing as I am God. the King or Queen will riegn by my grace.:eek:

*Wait, it gets better*
The Pope gets to decide who will reign.

I'm not royalty, but I've been elected pope.

I appoint myself Lord Of The Sciences (especially cyrogenics and anatomy).

What a great way to be able to crack a cold one AND avoid charges of necrophilia.:D

I always thought the notion of "Forum Royalty" ridiculously self-serving: a small group voting for itself and deluding itself into thinking its relative longevity affords it special privileges over everyone else.

Communist.

I always thought the notion of "Forum Royalty" ridiculously self-serving: a small group voting for itself and deluding itself into thinking its relative longevity affords it special privileges over everyone else.

I always thought it was more about the respect or at least the recognition of oyour peers, and not special privilages. Hell, I've been here forever. I still have to obey the rules.

Soon. December isn't too far away. I can only hope that I have the internet back at home by then.

*Daydreams*

I was voted king last time, but everyone rebelled against my "rule". :(

(damn, I suck at avoiding NS.)
If you can remember what position i had then i'll swear fielty again...
Footman of some sorts...
I remember FairyTinkArisen was like a queen in here, but I havent seen her in a long time.
She was, is and always will be the Queen.
ah this brings back fond memories of the Reject Royalty crew. Those were the days.

*shines up her saber*


We were this close to kidnapping King Kanabia damnit.
Yes you were.
*Foils*
I'll be the resident gold-digger. Now, which one of you princes can I marry for mon....er, love?
What's your sign?
Scorpio. You know what that means...
You are dumb enough to believe in astrology?
Posi wins thread
$
Ruffy also wins thread
Close....I'm passionate, artistic, and controlling. So, basically what you said...
When have I ever be serious? In fact I'm not being serious right now.
X2

Nice to see there are still some oldies around :p

I'll hide in some dank corner of the dungeon and pretend I have something to do with the Royal family.

I declare myself Duke of Goatse.That sounds like something that would be handled in the harem. We could be bunkmates!

What a great way to be able to crack a cold one AND avoid charges of necrophilia.

Hey, man, I can do serious stuff too... like create zombie hordes.

*smiles evilly*



And I also do pyrotechnics.

*smiles even eviller*

We (royal 'we', you understand) will, of course, be a most excellent benefactor of all kinds of motorsport.

I may well support your rule, then. :cool:

I, Minaris, as Lord Of The Sciences (any not-language study) hereby present to thee, the NS Royalty, motorbikes that shoot lasers.

I may well support your rule, then. :cool:

:cool:

Well, if you're going to appoint yourselves royalty, then you need to start posting in an erudite manner. Come, come, privlege demands responsibilities, does it not?

There's only one non-elected position I'd want: Lord of Robbing the Rich and Giving to the Poor.

You there! Lurking in the dungeon! I see you there you know.:D

I just didnt know it was a dungeon until you mentioned it. I just thought it was a legitimate physical therapist's practice.

Well, the rack is a bit therapeutic.

*Daydreams*

Hey! No premature daydreaming! :D

Well, if you're going to appoint yourselves royalty, then you need to start posting in an erudite manner. Come, come, privlege demands responsibilities, does it not?

There's only one non-elected position I'd want: Lord of Robbing the Rich and Giving to the Poor.

I am Lord Of All Who Say They Are a (social) scientist, engineer, virologist, mathematician, epidemologist, cyrogenist, etc.

Nowhere is certain language a required part of being Lord Of The Sciences (and thus, history and math)...

Well, if you're going to appoint yourselves royalty, then you need to start posting in an erudite manner. Come, come, privlege demands responsibilities, does it not?


Privilege demands a decent staff and a willingness to enforce the ideas and conditions to which one has become accustomed. Nothing more.

Privilege demands a decent staff and a willingness to enforce the ideas and conditions to which one has become accustomed. Nothing more.

Yes. So I, as Lord Of The Sciences, will enforce... science-ing...

everyone, do a science task. I will accept:

something Social Science (History)
something Science (Knowledge, Anatomy, etc.)
something engineering (CPU, architectural, etc.)

or some math.

Yes. So I, as Lord Of The Sciences, will enforce... science-ing...

everyone, do a science task. I will accept:

something Social Science (History)
something Science (Knowledge, Anatomy, etc.)
something engineering (CPU, architectural, etc.)

or some math.

I pick history.

Once upon a time there was an irritated guy named Aristotle. He wanted to know about the interesting stuff he saw. He tried asking people about interesting stuff but they often led him astray and answered his questions like politicians or lawyers would. After arguing with a shedload of Greeks for years and getting nowhere, Aristotle decided that he needed an angle to pry the truth out of these people. He named his angle logic and told everybody that if they just used logic then only The Truth would survive a discussion and bullshitters and scam artists would be out of a job. This did not catch on at first until the bullshitters and scam artists recognised Aristotle as one of their flock, and thus logic became the way to truth. From this humble beginning of logic came the entire Scientific Method of finding the Truth and Only the Truth as well as the general way of thinking in the Western world. Bullshitters and scam artists have never been so busy either.

I pick history.

Once upon a time there was an irritated guy named Aristotle. He wanted to know about the interesting stuff he saw. He tried asking people about interesting stuff but they often led him astray and answered his questions like politicians or lawyers would. After arguing with a shedload of Greeks for years and getting nowhere, Aristotle decided that he needed an angle to pry the truth out of these people. He named his angle logic and told everybody that if they just used logic then only The Truth would survive a discussion and bullshitters and scam artists would be out of a job. This did not catch on at first until the bullshitters and scam artists recognised Aristotle as one of their flock, and thus logic became the way to truth. From this humble beginning of logic came the entire Scientific Method of finding the Truth and Only the Truth as well as the general way of thinking in the Western world. Bullshitters and scam artists have never been so busy either.

*Sends zombie army to attack Not Bad for bad answer*

LOGIC IS NOT A SCAM!!!!!!

I oppose the forum royalty on principle, but I have to figure that at this point I'm some sort of colonial governor or something.

I'll be the Royal Cook, Queen of the Kitchen. I'll loll in comfort by the fire while my minions do the work. If the king is overthrown, I'll be safe, because good cooks are hard to find.

*Sends zombie army to attack Not Bad for bad answer*

LOGIC IS NOT A SCAM!!!!!!

Cool. Another one has bought into the pyramid!

Yes. So I, as Lord Of The Sciences, will enforce... science-ing...

everyone, do a science task. I will accept:

something Social Science (History)
something Science (Knowledge, Anatomy, etc.)
something engineering (CPU, architectural, etc.)

or some math.

0 + 0 = 0

:D

Posi wins thread

Ruffy also wins thread
If Ruffy wins, then I don't win.

X2
How do you multiply words?

0 + 0 = 0

:D

Yay! *Gives UB big laser*

Now fire this at Not Bad... I mean, what? :D

I oppose the forum royalty on principle, but I have to figure that at this point I'm some sort of colonial governor or something.
All opposition shall be crushed! :mad: Guards, seize this fool!

Well, if you're going to appoint yourselves royalty, then you need to start posting in an erudite manner. Come, come, privlege demands responsibilities, does it not?
Le NSG c'est moi.

There's only one non-elected position I'd want: Lord of Robbing the Rich and Giving to the Poor.
The guillotine awaits thee, paysan. :)

Lunatic Goofballs for king.

i want to be a Marquis pleeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaasssssssssseeeeeeeee

Well, the rack is a bit therapeutic.
:cool: He he heee...


Hey! No premature daydreaming! :D

Fair enough. I guess I shall just stock up on the booze, the snacks, and the fire-proof underwear...

I call Court Geologist!

I call Court Geologist!

I don't think that's going to help against the Court Pikachu. :cool:

Fair enough. I guess I shall just stock up on the booze, the snacks, and the fire-proof underwear...

We'll also be needing tents, a super-sized trampoline and disposable cameras. Oooh, and water balloons.

I call Court Geologist!

Yo!

I, as Lord Of Sciences, appoint myself Court Geologist.

And Court Pyrotechnic. :p

Can I be the Court Phantom?

i want to be a Marquis pleeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaasssssssssseeeeeeeee

*Zaps with uber pwnsor taser*

I could kill you, but tasing is so much more rewarding.

Le NSG c'est moi.

Pourquoi? Etes-vous agité de petites choses?

The guillotine awaits thee, paysan. :)

Vous premier, le Roi Louis. Vive la révolution!

Pourquoi? Etes-vous agité de petites choses?



Vous premier, le Roi Louis. Vive la révolution!
Tu n'existes pas, paysan. Je suis fini avec toi. Gardes, traînez ce cadavre misérable hors de ma vue !

View this: http://www.tenthdimension.com/flash2.php

It is the ten dimensions of String Theory...
/decree

Tu n'existes pas, paysan. Je suis fini avec toi. Gardes, traînez ce cadavre misérable hors de ma vue !

Votre autorité est illégitime. En plus, il y a une foule d'un millier d'autres paysans sur votre seuil préparant un coup d'état.

Can I be the Court Phantom?

NO.

*Flamethrowers blast near Chandelier.*

Votre autorité est illégitime. En plus, il y a une foule d'un millier d'autres paysans sur votre seuil préparant un coup d'état.
Is that a ghost I hear? Must be the wind.

Is that a ghost I hear? Must be the wind.

It's either a collection of EM interference or dark energy...

It's either a collection of EM interference or dark energy...
I knight thee my paranormal investigator - now deal with it. :)

I knight thee my paranormal investigator - now deal with it. :)

*EMPs room*

There. No more electromagnetic sources. i broke them. Now leave.

*Brings room to 0K.*

All done. :p

Watch out for the brittle stuff in the room... that and the ices are melting...

We'll also be needing tents, a super-sized trampoline and disposable cameras. Oooh, and water balloons.

Mmmm... You're right again. Also, new christmaslights and decorations since the rest burned up in a freak accident last year :cool:

Can I be the Court Phantom?

But of course you can. I can't think of any better - though you will have to moonlight as a ghost and/or spectre from time to time. And as an apparition.*nods*

View this: http://www.tenthdimension.com/flash2.php

It is the ten dimensions of String Theory...
/decree

*looks at 10D porn*
Sweet.

*looks at 10D porn*
Sweet.

There is no such thing as 10D porn. The tenth dimension is only a point...

There is no such thing as 10D porn. The tenth dimension is only a point...

You didn't really expect me to read the thing about the tenth dimension did you? I'm an engineer technically, I struggle with 3 dimensions.

But of course you can. I can't think of any better - though you will have to moonlight as a ghost and/or spectre from time to time. And as an apparition.*nods*

Naturally.:)

Yo!

I, as Lord Of Sciences, appoint myself Court Geologist.

And Court Pyrotechnic. :p

*throws rocks at Minaris*

Naturally.:)

Good :)

*Keeps hands at the level of my eyes, just to be safe* ;)

Good :)

*Keeps hands at the level of my eyes, just to be safe* ;)

That's probably a good plan. Although it can still be countered by a true master of the Punjab lasso. *maniacal laughter*

However, only the original phantom is at that level.

:)

*throws rocks at Minaris*

*Has forcefield*

I have total control of what you see, hear,... and do. :eek:

:P

You are my kinda princess!

<3

How many princesses are there?

Can I be.... The royal hippie adviser?

Can I be.... The royal hippie adviser?

So you're a hippie now?

If you all keep this nonsense up, I'll be forced to resurect the Reject Royalty clan.....aka the Kazoo.

If you all keep this nonsense up, I'll be forced to resurect the Reject Royalty clan.....aka the Kazoo.

:eek:

Nooo :(

:eek:

Nooo :(



pfft....you'd love it. read this whole thread when you get bored:

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=410484

thats just a tiny sample

pfft....you'd love it. read this whole thread when you get bored:

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=410484

thats just a tiny sample

I miss all the good stuff :(

I miss all the good stuff :(

best roll play thread. ever.

best roll play thread. ever.

Now aday that wouldn't be the same..

*cries*

Nice to see there are still some oldies around :p

first big jim now you, where is everyone coming from

pfft....you'd love it. read this whole thread when you get bored:

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=410484

thats just a tiny sample

Hell yeah.

And looking back on it, my title had some very dirty conotations.

first big jim now you, where is everyone coming from

Yonder?

I think that would either be Fascist Dominion or Ruffy

I'm working on it, okay? :D :p :cool:

Now aday that wouldn't be the same..

*cries*

Yeah, it'd get busted for cyb0ring. :eek:

Yeah, it'd get busted for cyb0ring. :eek:


Hey, most of the time we were just killing peasants and kidnapping cheerleaders. I made necklaces out of scrotums and Vitto tortured victims in the dungeon. And we were constantly plotting to kidnap King Kanabia and the rest of the Royals.


just good wholesome fun.

Hey, most of the time we were just killing peasants and kidnapping cheerleaders. I made necklaces out of scrotums and Vitto tortured victims in the dungeon. And we were constantly plotting to kidnap King Kanabia and the rest of the Royals.


just good wholesome fun.
W00T!!!
9000 Posts!

my half-arsed, late-night, kept-up doing other stuff research has brought me to the conclusion that this is aroun the 6th time this has been done.:)

W00T!!!
9000 Posts!

yay! I now have elite status.

I'm so happy I get to share this moment with you Harley.:fluffle:


btw......i havent forgotten about....you know.

first big jim now you, where is everyone coming from

No one ever truly leaves NSG.:D

yay! I now have elite status.

I'm so happy I get to share this moment with you Harley.:fluffle:


btw......i havent forgotten about....you know.
I am pleased that i could be there for such a momentous occasion.

I haven't forgetten either. :(

We already have one self proclaimed King trolling this joint, we certainly don't need any royalty polluting our pristine boards. :p

I always thought the notion of "Forum Royalty" ridiculously self-serving: a small group voting for itself and deluding itself into thinking its relative longevity affords it special privileges over everyone else.
Yeah.....like the Kat lady says.... :D