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If you had to choose a gender....

Darknovae
09-10-2006, 22:05
Sya you were born genderless, and at the age of 10 had to choose a gender. Which would you choose?

;)
Smunkeeville
09-10-2006, 22:05
I would probably choose male... ture story. ;)
Pyotr
09-10-2006, 22:07
Hermaphrodite *nods*
Farnhamia
09-10-2006, 22:07
Female, 'cause I am, but it's an interesting question. Could you "rent before buying," Pancake? You know, try one on and see how it feels for a while before committing?
Dempublicents1
09-10-2006, 22:07
Beats me. Not sure what growing up to the age of 10 without a gender would be like.

But, if I had to choose to stay my gender or change right now, I'd still be female. =)
The Black Forrest
09-10-2006, 22:08
Male. If I was female I would stay home and play with my boobies all day!
Posi
09-10-2006, 22:08
I would choose to be a bear-man.

But seeing as that is not an option, I'd be a raging lesbian.
Curious Inquiry
09-10-2006, 22:10
I would, of course, be curious to try the other side. How about the ability to choose either at will?
United Chicken Kleptos
09-10-2006, 22:11
Female. Mostly because I'm pretty far from being masculine.

Not to mention I like wearing a dress :p
Chandelier
09-10-2006, 22:12
I would choose to remain genderless. There'd be so much less to deal with then.
Cabra West
09-10-2006, 22:13
I can't imagine not being female...
United Chicken Kleptos
09-10-2006, 22:13
Male. If I was female I would stay home and play with my boobies all day!

But you are female... :eek:
Bolol
09-10-2006, 22:14
Well considering that I'm male, I'd like to know what it would be like to be a female. So if say I live this life, die, and then I'm given the choice of being re-incarnated as a girl...why not?

But I like being a man...Don't ask me why...

And who wants to be genderless? That sounds so boring...
King Arthur the Great
09-10-2006, 22:14
Male. Physical supremacy and avoiding the pain of child-birth are the only reasons anybody needs. Course, I am also male, but that is a moot point.
Smunkeeville
09-10-2006, 22:15
I can't imagine not being female...
I think it would be nice to have a penis...
Female. Mostly because I'm pretty far from being masculine.

Not to mention I like wearing a dress :p
I don't know that I am masculine so much as I hear that I am not very feminine....
Ithania
09-10-2006, 22:15
I'd simply have to say female because both sociologically and physiologically my natural gender matches who I am (whether that's inherently because I was raised in the female "role" is another question).

I'd find the male role too restricting and I'd lack any true form of identification with what I'd be... the role is devoid of what makes me happy and I've kinda always had an inexplicable dislike for the gender based on the history of it.

Although, I do have to ask why a genderless person would choose to force restrictions and expectations on themselves? Wouldn't it be better to remain unassigned so that you can simply be who you wish to without others judging?

Hermaphrodite *nods*

This could be each to their own but I believe the majority prefer the name "intersexed" rather than a sometimes derogatory Victorian term.(speaking as mosaic pattern myself) :)
Cabra West
09-10-2006, 22:16
I think it would be nice to have a penis...



Okay, fair enough. I often wondered what that would be like. But I wouldn't want one forever...
Chandelier
09-10-2006, 22:17
And who wants to be genderless? That sounds so boring...

Because then there'd be less distractions to worry about, and it would be easier to focus on important things.
Smunkeeville
09-10-2006, 22:17
Okay, fair enough. I often wondered what that would be like. But I wouldn't want one forever...

yeah, I get that.
Dempublicents1
09-10-2006, 22:19
Okay, fair enough. I often wondered what that would be like. But I wouldn't want one forever...

Yeah, that's kind of where I am. I'm waiting for them to create some sort of virtual reality thing where you can feel what the other sex feels and then go back to being yourself. Then maybe I'll have some idea what it's like to have a penis. But I really don't think I'd want one forever.
Curious Inquiry
09-10-2006, 22:19
Okay, fair enough. I often wondered what that would be like. But I wouldn't want one forever...

Just borrow one for a while?
Didn't King Missle do a song about that?

And your sentiment is the one that also has me want to be able to rechoose ongoingly ;)
Krensonia
09-10-2006, 22:22
Female! I mean.. multiple orgasms.... You'd think it's worth it!
Bolol
09-10-2006, 22:22
Because then there'd be less distractions to worry about, and it would be easier to focus on important things.

Gah! BOOOORRRINGGG!
Darknovae
09-10-2006, 22:24
Because then there'd be less distractions to worry about, and it would be easier to focus on important things.

Hence why I chose Pancake. ;)
Cabra West
09-10-2006, 22:24
Just borrow one for a while?
Didn't King Missle do a song about that?

And your sentiment is the one that also has me want to be able to rechoose ongoingly ;)

A strap-on isn't quite the same, I guess :D
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
09-10-2006, 22:25
I'd probably go female. A penis only serves to get in the way and get caught in things for 95+% of the time (too lazy to do any sort of real calculations), and having delicate organs hanging out one's front is just worrying.
Of course, if I were a woman I'd have boobies getting in my way all the time, so I guess I'd rather just skip all that mess and stay genderless.
But only if the "genderless" get to look like those alien-things from Aeon Flux.
Cabra West
09-10-2006, 22:27
Female! I mean.. multiple orgasms.... You'd think it's worth it!

Oh.... they are SO worth it, beleive me. :D
Zilam
09-10-2006, 22:29
Well I love my penis. We are like best friends. So i suppose i'd be a boy :)
Vacuumhead
09-10-2006, 22:29
I'd be male. Then I wouldn't have to wear a bra. Also, all my mates would stop hitting on me.
Farnhamia
09-10-2006, 22:29
A strap-on isn't quite the same, I guess :D

Erm, no, not really, I guess, though on the hips of the right person, it's mighty nice. The advantage they have is ... well, you don't leak for the rest of the day or night. And I never heard of a strap-on getting anyone pregnant. ;)
Darknovae
09-10-2006, 22:31
Well I love my penis. We are like best friends. So i suppose i'd be a boy :)

I wish I could buy you that magnet at Spencer's.

I can't find a link to it though... :(
King Arthur the Great
09-10-2006, 22:32
Oh.... they are SO worth it, beleive me. :D

Aye. But how does each compare individually to the male orgasm? And what about rate of recovery? I don't even need an hour. From what I understand, that kind of stamina is normally matched only by female professionals. Not to mention that the process does not run the risk of pregnancy for the penis-bearers. There's something to be said about avoiding child-birth.
Zilam
09-10-2006, 22:34
I'd be male. Then I wouldn't have to wear a bra. Also, all my mates would stop hitting on me.

But, but, but... :(
Infinite Revolution
09-10-2006, 22:34
i've often thought i want to be a girl. they get to dress up in nice clothes without looking gay and they don't generally have to ask people out cuz they get asked out themselves (i mean generally) and they can go out for free by flirting for drinks (actually, i do that sometimes anyway, but i rekon it'd feel less weird if i were a girl, there's something not quite right about a mostly straight guy flirting with old ugly guys to get drinks). only if i didn't have to bother with the pill and periods and the whole childbirth thing. and i'd miss my penis.
Zilam
09-10-2006, 22:35
I wish I could buy you that magnet at Spencer's.

I can't find a link to it though... :(

Yeah I wish you could buy me something too. I like free things :)
King Arthur the Great
09-10-2006, 22:36
i've often thought i want to be a girl. they get to dress up in nice clothes without looking gay and they don't generally have to ask people out cuz they get asked out themselves (i mean generally) and they can go out for free by flirting for drinks (actually, i do that sometimes anyway, but i rekon it'd feel less weird if i were a girl, there's something not quite right about a mostly straight guy flirting with old ugly guys to get drinks). only if i didn't have to bother with the pill and periods and the whole childbirth thing. and i'd miss my penis.

Hence, I retain my balls and bat.
Sarkhaan
09-10-2006, 22:37
Okay, fair enough. I often wondered what that would be like. But I wouldn't want one forever...

but there is so much you can do with it!

well, not really. But the things you can do with it never get boring;)

I'd be male. No question.
Cabra West
09-10-2006, 22:37
Aye. But how does each compare individually to the male orgasm? And what about rate of recovery? I don't even need an hour. From what I understand, that kind of stamina is normally matched only by female professionals. Not to mention that the process does not run the risk of pregnancy for the penis-bearers. There's something to be said about avoiding child-birth.

Well, the pregnancy is the downside of it. I do believe they are more intense than the male ones, though. Mine tend to get more and more intense, up to me almost losing consciousness. I've never stopped the time, though. I guess I was having about 40 minutes at one point, going from one orgasm to the next...
Chandelier
09-10-2006, 22:39
Gah! BOOOORRRINGGG!

:( It wouldn't be boring. I could spend more time on fun things rather than on having to worry about gender-related issues (which I usually don't spend any more time on than necessary, but when I have to, like with periods, it's annoying.)

Hence why I chose Pancake. ;)

Good choice.;)
Kinda Sensible people
09-10-2006, 22:40
I'd be a female.

I think that the other perverted men in this thread have summed up why well enough on their own. :p
Zilam
09-10-2006, 22:42
Well, the pregnancy is the downside of it. I do believe they are more intense than the male ones, though. Mine tend to get more and more intense, up to me almost losing consciousness. I've never stopped the time, though. I guess I was having about 40 minutes at one point, going from one orgasm to the next...

:eek: I'd freak out. Be getting some, and then someone passes out. I'd have thought I'd killed you :P
Sarkhaan
09-10-2006, 22:44
I'd be a female.

I think that the other perverted men in this thread have summed up why well enough on their own. :p

I don't think I could be a girl. I'd probably be a huge whore.

and if not, I like running. I'm assuming I'd have a nice rack, so running would be uncomfortable.

For girls you need to look for a really good bra to be comfortable. I'm perfectly comfortable in boxers, boxer-briefs, nothing...pretty much whatever is clean. When I go running, a jock or compression shorts are plenty of support. Or even boxer briefs. Much easier. And cheaper.
Smunkeeville
09-10-2006, 22:44
:eek: I'd freak out. Be getting some, and then someone passes out. I'd have thought I'd killed you :P

I passed out once, my husband was about 5 seconds from calling 911 when I came to, he really thought he had done some sort of damage... LOL, I am sure it was scary for him, but it was really scary for me.
Sarkhaan
09-10-2006, 22:46
:eek: I'd freak out. Be getting some, and then someone passes out. I'd have thought I'd killed you :P

the real question is would you stop to call 911, or finish up first?;)

or, what is more probable...both at once. That would be a fun 911 call.
King Arthur the Great
09-10-2006, 22:46
If women truly enjoy sex as much as men, how come a woman is derided as being a whore if her sex life includes one person not her husband? Not trying to be political here, but in a discussion with a number of my female colleagues, (fellow future psychologists of America) I learned that many of them have a greater sense of guilt than most of the men in our little cabal, as well as a lower internal urge to procreate (maybe its because we're all post-Freudian voodoo practitioners, a term given to us by Dave Barry). My point is that it appears that women enjoy sex slightly less than men. And please, don't bother me with any study. Any psych student can tell you that not a single one of those stories are double-blinds, or even blinds. We disregard them since we know the mind is already biasing them.
Darknovae
09-10-2006, 22:47
the real question is would you stop to call 911, or finish up first?;)

or, what is more probable...both at once. That would be a fun 911 call.

Ugh... this thread is leaving the realms of PG-13... :eek: :(
Cabra West
09-10-2006, 22:47
I passed out once, my husband was about 5 seconds from calling 911 when I came to, he really thought he had done some sort of damage... LOL, I am sure it was scary for him, but it was really scary for me.

I know what you mean. It took some time for me to get myself together again...it helped that my boyfriend just held me in his arms for the next hour or so :)
Sarkhaan
09-10-2006, 22:49
Ugh... this thread is leaving the realms of PG-13... :eek: :(

no...leaving the realms would be if I typed out the phone conversation in lurid detail. Even that wouldn't be bad, depending how it was done. As it stands, it just puts out a nice little concept for people to play around with
Zilam
09-10-2006, 22:49
the real question is would you stop to call 911, or finish up first?;)

or, what is more probable...both at once. That would be a fun 911 call.

911- This is 911, whats the emergency?
Me- oooh yeah..thats it...-grunts-
911- Hello, sir?
Me- ahhhhhhhh
911- Hello? Whats the emergency?
Me- just let me pull this out and...oh yeah..Hello? 911? I think she is dead. Wait wait...No she just passed out.. -hangs up-



Yeah..That;d be fun :P
Smunkeeville
09-10-2006, 22:50
If women truly enjoy sex as much as men, how come a woman is derided as being a whore if her sex life includes one person not her husband? Not trying to be political here, but in a discussion with a number of my female colleagues, (fellow future psychologists of America) I learned that many of them have a greater sense of guilt than most of the men in our little cabal, as well as a lower internal urge to procreate (maybe its because we're all post-Freudian voodoo practitioners, a term given to us by Dave Barry). My point is that it appears that women enjoy sex slightly less than men. And please, don't bother me with any study. Any psych student can tell you that not a single one of those stories are double-blinds, or even blinds. We disregard them since we know the mind is already biasing them.

wow.... I am not sure how to counter that....
Sarkhaan
09-10-2006, 22:51
911- This is 911, whats the emergency?
Me- oooh yeah..thats it...-grunts-
911- Hello, sir?
Me- ahhhhhhhh
911- Hello? Whats the emergency?
Me- just let me pull this out and...oh yeah..Hello? 911? I think she is dead. Wait wait...No she just passed out.. -hangs up-



Yeah..That;d be fun :P:p
King Arthur the Great
09-10-2006, 22:54
wow.... I am not sure how to counter that....

Don't. I'm trying to polarize this thread until it dies. Real life events are often the most bizzare. Then again, I am a psych student.
Cabra West
09-10-2006, 22:54
If women truly enjoy sex as much as men, how come a woman is derided as being a whore if her sex life includes one person not her husband? Not trying to be political here, but in a discussion with a number of my female colleagues, (fellow future psychologists of America) I learned that many of them have a greater sense of guilt than most of the men in our little cabal, as well as a lower internal urge to procreate (maybe its because we're all post-Freudian voodoo practitioners, a term given to us by Dave Barry). My point is that it appears that women enjoy sex slightly less than men. And please, don't bother me with any study. Any psych student can tell you that not a single one of those stories are double-blinds, or even blinds. We disregard them since we know the mind is already biasing them.

Cause we're being told that this is how we should feel. We're being told that we ought to be saints, that "good girls don't do that"... if we're told anything at all.

Men are being patted on the shoulder for having had two chicks, women must endure talk behind their backs if they are seen having a drink with a guy. A guy "has experience", a girl "is a slut". It's the kind of pressure we grow up with and that we identify with. It does take a lot of strength for a girl to stand up and say "I love sex, and not only with my boyfriend". Most of them are even to shy to talk about their fantasies with their partner...
Sarkhaan
09-10-2006, 22:58
If women truly enjoy sex as much as men, how come a woman is derided as being a whore if her sex life includes one person not her husband? Not trying to be political here, but in a discussion with a number of my female colleagues, (fellow future psychologists of America) I learned that many of them have a greater sense of guilt than most of the men in our little cabal, as well as a lower internal urge to procreate (maybe its because we're all post-Freudian voodoo practitioners, a term given to us by Dave Barry). My point is that it appears that women enjoy sex slightly less than men. And please, don't bother me with any study. Any psych student can tell you that not a single one of those stories are double-blinds, or even blinds. We disregard them since we know the mind is already biasing them.

It isn't psychological. It is social and anthropoligical. ETA: this may become psychological, but not innate.

Men place a higher value upon chastity in a partner than women. Prior to DNA testing, you always knew who the mother was. If the mother slept around, it would be impossible to tell who the father was.

It is seen in the apes and in humans: chastity is valued by the male of the species more than the female.

This is translated into a society that says it is okay, or even favorable, for a young man to go screw around, but lables females who do the same as "whores"
King Arthur the Great
09-10-2006, 23:00
Cause we're being told that this is how we should feel. We're being told that we ought to be saints, that "good girls don't do that"... if we're told anything at all.

Men are being patted on the shoulder for having had two chicks, women must endure talk behind their backs if they are seen having a drink with a guy. A guy "has experience", a girl "is a slut". It's the kind of pressure we grow up with and that we identify with. It does take a lot of strength for a girl to stand up and say "I love sex, and not only with my boyfriend". Most of them are even to shy to talk about their fantasies with their partner...

Odd. I have yet to have a partner not talk about their fantasies. Then again, I can't repeat anything here, simply because it is done in confidance. But most say that it is internal. I view biology as part of it. Many want to have kids when they want, not before. Thus, I think that an inhibition is an advantage, biologically and psychologically, as it appears to maintain health, socially, mentally, and spirtually. True, there is a significant social aspect, but I believe, anthropologically, that this developed as a fail-safe for society. If it became ingrained because our ancestors saw it as a means of survival, then I fail to see how to undo it. What I can do is treat those whose health may require it, counsel those that need it, and hopefully make a dent back at it.
Dempublicents1
09-10-2006, 23:04
If women truly enjoy sex as much as men, how come a woman is derided as being a whore if her sex life includes one person not her husband?

Because society tells her she isn't *supposed* to enjoy it, not even with her husband.

Not trying to be political here, but in a discussion with a number of my female colleagues, (fellow future psychologists of America) I learned that many of them have a greater sense of guilt than most of the men in our little cabal, as well as a lower internal urge to procreate (maybe its because we're all post-Freudian voodoo practitioners, a term given to us by Dave Barry). My point is that it appears that women enjoy sex slightly less than men.

A sense of guilt doesn't imply lack of enjoyment. What it does imply is that women feel that, for some reason, they aren't supposed to enjoy sex. They aren't supposed to want sex. These are attitudes pushed by our society, even though they generally don't fit. Most women do enjoy sex. Most women do want sex. And because we are told that we aren't supposed to do either, feelings of guilt in many women are inevitable. In fact, the more a woman enjoys sex, the more likely she is to feel guilty about it, since she (a) isn't supposed to be doing it and (b) isn't supposed to enjoy it if she does.

And the idea of women having a lower internal urge to procreate is absolutely ridiculous. Although it is probably largely due to societal pressures as well, women are generally the ones who *want* babies, who *want* to have children. We often feel the urge to procreate well before the men in our lives and often want it much more intensely as well.


It is seen in the apes and in humans: chastity is valued by the male of the species more than the female.

Which apes are you looking at? It obviously isn't chimpanzees or bonobos.
Cabra West
09-10-2006, 23:07
Odd. I have yet to have a partner not talk about their fantasies. Then again, I can't repeat anything here, simply because it is done in confidance. But most say that it is internal. I view biology as part of it. Many want to have kids when they want, not before. Thus, I think that an inhibition is an advantage, biologically and psychologically, as it appears to maintain health, socially, mentally, and spirtually.

I can't say I agree with that. And personally, I had to learn to be open enough to be able to talk about my fantasies. Or rather, to even admit to having any. I grew up with all those social inhibitions of a small town - the talk, the gossip, the parents/grnadparents/neighbours watching over your behaviour, the whole palette. It took a while, but once I'd broken free, I don't feel any restraints about my sexuality any more. I'm very picky about my partners, but I'm also up for one night stands, and I'm trying to live out a good few of my perverted little fantasies. I don't feel and "natural" restraints now that the social ones have finally fallen away.
Nadkor
09-10-2006, 23:07
I don't think I would ever choose to be a guy.
Sarkhaan
09-10-2006, 23:09
Which apes are you looking at? It obviously isn't chimpanzees or bonobos.

Surprisingly, yes. I'm not positive when it comes to bonobos, but when an invading group of males takes over a group of chimps, they will kill all of the infant chimps. It may seem unrelated, but this allows the females to return to heat sooner. There is an emphasis placed on knowing that all future generations will be your offspring.

It is more pronounced in gorillas, and to some extent orangutangs.

not sure about gibbons...we didn't really cover the lesser apes.
Zilam
09-10-2006, 23:13
I don't think I would ever choose to be a guy.

Pfft. What do yo know? You're just a silly girl :p
Farnhamia
09-10-2006, 23:15
Pfft. What do yo know? You're just a silly girl :p

Meh. Guys are greatly overrated.
Cabra West
09-10-2006, 23:16
Pfft. What do yo know? You're just a silly girl :p

You might be eating those words in a moment... ;)
Wiccanable
09-10-2006, 23:18
I would choose to be a bear-man.

But seeing as that is not an option, I'd be a raging lesbian.

Ok then.... are u or ould u like to be?????????????:confused:
Minaris
09-10-2006, 23:18
My choice? I'd wake up each day as the opposite gender in a different universe were I was always that gender.

So, basically, it would go:

Day 1: Day 1-Male
Day 2:Day 1-female
Day 3: day 2-Male


and so on.

That'd rock.
Sarkhaan
09-10-2006, 23:22
You might be eating those words in a moment... ;)

*ahem*


*snickers*
Nadkor
09-10-2006, 23:23
Pfft. What do yo know? You're just a silly girl :p

Maybe, but even a "silly girl" would be better than a guy :p
Galloism
09-10-2006, 23:24
I could never be a woman because I would just sit around and play with my breasts all day.
Dempublicents1
09-10-2006, 23:25
Surprisingly, yes. I'm not positive when it comes to bonobos, but when an invading group of males takes over a group of chimps, they will kill all of the infant chimps. It may seem unrelated, but this allows the females to return to heat sooner. There is an emphasis placed on knowing that all future generations will be your offspring.

It is more pronounced in gorillas, and to some extent orangutangs.

not sure about gibbons...we didn't really cover the lesser apes.

That is not, however, an emphasis on chastity. It is an emphasis on offspring.

There is no evidence I have seen that a chimpanzee will choose a virgin female over one who is not a virgin. In fact, the older females are generally more prized as mates - and are also usually much more experienced.

Meanwhile, no, this does not happen in Bonobos, at least not that I have read. This has quite a bit to do (most likely) with the fact that it is actually the female social structure that essentially runs Bonobos society, not the male hierarchy.
Zilam
09-10-2006, 23:25
You might be eating those words in a moment... ;)

I'll be eating something alright..Not sure if its words or not :eek: ;)


Speaking of eating. Im hungry now.
Sarkhaan
09-10-2006, 23:26
That is not, however, an emphasis on chastity. It is an emphasis on offspring.

There is no evidence I have seen that a chimpanzee will choose a virgin female over one who is not a virgin. In fact, the older females are generally more prized as mates - and are also usually much more experienced.

Meanwhile, no, this does not happen in Bonobos, at least not that I have read. This has quite a bit to do (most likely) with the fact that it is actually the female social structure that essentially runs Bonobos society, not the male hierarchy.

I misstated myself when I first posted about apes. I meant to say that a higher focus is placed on certifying that offspring are yours. My bad.
Grainne Ni Malley
09-10-2006, 23:31
You might be eating those words in a moment... ;)

Or something else... ;) :fluffle:
Zilam
09-10-2006, 23:33
Or something else... ;) :fluffle:

Hahah, I beat you to it! :D
Grainne Ni Malley
09-10-2006, 23:33
Sya you were born genderless, and at the age of 10 had to choose a gender. Which would you choose?

;)

I almost went with male because I could do without menstruation and menopause, but then I figured, "Why change who I am?". I'll stick with female.
Farnhamia
09-10-2006, 23:35
I could never be a woman because I would just sit around and play with my breasts all day.

That's twice, now. I admit, they are rather nice to play with but, ladies, do you really just sit around and play with them? There are places to go, people to see, things to do. Guys do seem to be very "play" oriented, don't they?
Grainne Ni Malley
09-10-2006, 23:35
Hahah, I beat you to it! :D

LOL. I realized that. I typed it five minutes or so ago and got distracted by a boss, then I just sent it now without checking it's "freshness" date.
Dempublicents1
09-10-2006, 23:35
I misstated myself when I first posted about apes. I meant to say that a higher focus is placed on certifying that offspring are yours. My bad.

Ah, ok, makes sense. =)
Cabra West
09-10-2006, 23:37
Or something else... ;) :fluffle:

Hiya, honey!!!!

*pounces*

You're offering, then? :fluffle:
Zilam
09-10-2006, 23:38
That's twice, now. I admit, they are rather nice to play with but, ladies, do you really just sit around and play with them? There are places to go, people to see, things to do. Guys do seem to be very "play" oriented, don't they?


That is an interesting point..Maybe we haven't grown up from childhood, seeing as we like to play with out "toys" ;)
Zilam
09-10-2006, 23:39
Hiya, honey!!!!

*pounces*

You're offering, then? :fluffle:

-mutters- i offered first...blast it :p
Whereyouthinkyougoing
09-10-2006, 23:39
Female. I can't even imagine what it would be like to be a guy. I'm fine the way I am, thankyouverymuch. :p
Cabra West
09-10-2006, 23:40
-mutters- i offered first...blast it :p

But you're not a girl... and Grainne is my special girl :D
Sarkhaan
09-10-2006, 23:40
That's twice, now. I admit, they are rather nice to play with but, ladies, do you really just sit around and play with them? There are places to go, people to see, things to do. Guys do seem to be very "play" oriented, don't they?

well, a few things come into play...

first of all, we don't have them, but when we get access to them, we have fun playing with them.

Second, we have access to a penis. We play with it alot. It really never gets old.

Why wouldn't boobs be the same?
Grainne Ni Malley
09-10-2006, 23:41
Hiya, honey!!!!

*pounces*

You're offering, then? :fluffle:

Does that even need to be a question? :D

*licks* (in a non-pornographic manner)

;)
IL Ruffino
09-10-2006, 23:42
Well.. I already have boobies..
Cabra West
09-10-2006, 23:42
Does that even need to be a question? :D

*licks* (in a non-pornographic manner)

;)

*licks back* in a PG13 adequate way

Too bad I can't stay longer now... :(
Zilam
09-10-2006, 23:43
well, a few things come into play...

first of all, we don't have them, but when we get access to them, we have fun playing with them.

Second, we have access to a penis. We play with it alot. It really never gets old.

Why wouldn't boobs be the same?



You, my friend, are a great thinker. Along the lines of Socrates, Einstein and Hugh Hefner. You get a cookie for you brillant deduction.
Minaris
09-10-2006, 23:48
You, my friend, are a great thinker. Along the lines of Socrates, Einstein and Hugh Hefner. You get a cookie for you brillant deduction.

And my friend baked you a cake.

*HUGE cake is given to Sarkhaan. Out of the cake erupts-*

BEEP! BEEP! BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!

This is the Censor. This post has been censored for content above PG-13. That is all.

*-Sarkhaan is content.*
Grainne Ni Malley
09-10-2006, 23:49
*licks back* in a PG13 adequate way

Too bad I can't stay longer now... :(

Awww... our timing has suckage. I'll talk to you later, Love!
Zilam
09-10-2006, 23:53
Well.. I already have boobies..



and thats why I <3 you, you damn sexy beast
Callisdrun
10-10-2006, 00:08
I'd kinda like to know how it is to be female, but I'd only want to do that for a week or something. It just seems like women have things so much tougher, having to deal with all sorts of shit that we don't, and I'm lazy, so I think I'd stick with male.
Sarkhaan
10-10-2006, 00:14
And my friend baked you a cake.

*HUGE cake is given to Sarkhaan. Out of the cake erupts-*

BEEP! BEEP! BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!

This is the Censor. This post has been censored for content above PG-13. That is all.

*-Sarkhaan is content.*
Sarkhaan is content, and then some ;)

what can I say...I'm easily contented. A cake, a cookie, and an illusive, non-pg-13 surprise. What could be better?
Kyronea
10-10-2006, 00:15
Sya you were born genderless, and at the age of 10 had to choose a gender. Which would you choose?

;)

I am SO SICK of being a man. I want to be a woman, damn it!

Sarkhaan: You know, that could be something like a Texas Chainsaw murderer eager to rip you apart with his chainsaw. That WOULD be above PG-13, seeing as how it would be all violent and gory.
IL Ruffino
10-10-2006, 00:17
and thats why I <3 you, you damn sexy beast

;)
Sarkhaan
10-10-2006, 00:19
I am SO SICK of being a man. I want to be a woman, damn it!why're you sick of being a man?

Sarkhaan: You know, that could be something like a Texas Chainsaw murderer eager to rip you apart with his chainsaw. That WOULD be above PG-13, seeing as how it would be all violent and gory.
Blood and gore is fun :)
Kyronea
10-10-2006, 00:22
why're you sick of being a man?


Blood and gore is fun :)

I'm sick of being a man because everything is easier for me. I hate easy. Plus, I'm tired of having a penis.
Ashmoria
10-10-2006, 00:22
well, a few things come into play...

first of all, we don't have them, but when we get access to them, we have fun playing with them.

Second, we have access to a penis. We play with it alot. It really never gets old.

Why wouldn't boobs be the same?

because breasts arent sex organs.
JuNii
10-10-2006, 00:24
Sya you were born genderless, and at the age of 10 had to choose a gender. Which would you choose?

;)

hermaphrodite.... a true Hermaphrodite... with fully functional genitilia of both sexes...
Sarkhaan
10-10-2006, 00:27
because breasts arent sex organs.

but they're fun to play with. So is my penis. If it is fun to play with, then how an it lose its shine

mmm...illogical arguments. The best kind of logic there is;)
The Black Forrest
10-10-2006, 00:33
because breasts arent sex organs.

True but you can play the George of the Jungle beat with them! :D
Kyronea
10-10-2006, 00:36
because breasts arent sex organs.

But they are fun for you to play with, aren't they?
Ashmoria
10-10-2006, 00:39
but they're fun to play with. So is my penis. If it is fun to play with, then how an it lose its shine

mmm...illogical arguments. The best kind of logic there is;)

its fun to play with someone else's breasts. your own have their charms but you would never play with them the way you play with a woman's now.

after all, 3 billion women in the world and pretty much none of them sit around all day playing with their breasts. its gotta mean something.
Ashmoria
10-10-2006, 00:42
But they are fun for you to play with, aren't they?

not particularily.

the breast is not the female equivalent to the penis. that would be the clitoris. now THAT can be fun to play with but its a much more subtle process than a man and his penis.
JuNii
10-10-2006, 00:44
its fun to play with someone else's breasts. your own have their charms but you would never play with them the way you play with a woman's now.

after all, 3 billion women in the world and pretty much none of them sit around all day playing with their breasts. its gotta mean something.

ahh... are you sure that when they're alone... with the doors locked and the shades pulled down... that the majority of women don't play with their breasts...

I would rather play with a woman's breast than a man's breast...
Kyronea
10-10-2006, 00:53
not particularily.

the breast is not the female equivalent to the penis. that would be the clitoris. now THAT can be fun to play with but its a much more subtle process than a man and his penis.
Well of course in equivalent terms the clitoris is the real sex organ, but I thought that breasts were at least SOMEWHAT fun to touch.
New Xero Seven
10-10-2006, 00:54
Man, thanks.
Smunkeeville
10-10-2006, 01:01
Well of course in equivalent terms the clitoris is the real sex organ, but I thought that breasts were at least SOMEWHAT fun to touch.

I have found they are fun for someone else to touch... kinda like you can't tickle yourself (or most of us can't anyway)
Ashmoria
10-10-2006, 01:04
Well of course in equivalent terms the clitoris is the real sex organ, but I thought that breasts were at least SOMEWHAT fun to touch.

a good deal of the time breasts hurt. hormonal fluctuations and all.

its never a thrill to squeeze your own breasts.

nipples can be quite sensitive but it takes a specialist to orgasm from nipples alone. why bother when you have a clitoris?

you can probably get the same thrill out of manipulating your own nipples.
Kyronea
10-10-2006, 01:06
I have found they are fun for someone else to touch... kinda like you can't tickle yourself (or most of us can't anyway)

Ah, okay.

Ashmoria: I'll have to remember that.

Now here's an idea: think we'll ever be able to use surgery--say, via nanintes--to effect a complete sex change without any negative aspects?
Arrkendommer
10-10-2006, 01:25
Girls are icky!
Sarkhaan
10-10-2006, 01:35
its fun to play with someone else's breasts. your own have their charms but you would never play with them the way you play with a woman's now.

after all, 3 billion women in the world and pretty much none of them sit around all day playing with their breasts. its gotta mean something.

It means they clearly don't know what they're doing with those things;)
Minaris
10-10-2006, 01:52
Ah, okay.

Ashmoria: I'll have to remember that.

Now here's an idea: think we'll ever be able to use surgery--say, via nanintes--to effect a complete sex change without any negative aspects?

Then people will morph their bodies a lot, but in OTHER ways. Imagine being able to walk up to a member of the desirable sex and amplify certain parts! :p
Kyronea
10-10-2006, 01:57
Then people will morph their bodies a lot, but in OTHER ways. Imagine being able to walk up to a member of the desirable sex and amplify certain parts! :p

Hahahahaha.

I only ask because I want to be a woman someday. And current sex change operations are not complete enough for my tastes.
Ashmoria
10-10-2006, 01:58
Ah, okay.

Ashmoria: I'll have to remember that.

Now here's an idea: think we'll ever be able to use surgery--say, via nanintes--to effect a complete sex change without any negative aspects?

that would be a great boon to transsexuals. all that surgery can be quite a burden.
Minaris
10-10-2006, 01:59
Hahahahaha.

I only ask because I want to be a woman someday. And current sex change operations are not complete enough for my tastes.

Oh... Yeah, I guess the tech could work as insta-conversion too.
Minaris
10-10-2006, 02:00
Imagine a conversation with the tech I described above.

Guy: Hey.
Girl: Hey.
*Beep*
Girl: *looks down* Hey! wanna come over to my house? :p

Or with roles reversed or whatever.
Theoretical Physicists
10-10-2006, 02:28
If females didn't have periods & pregnancy, I would probably choose that.
Kahanistan
10-10-2006, 02:31
Female, I'd never have trouble getting laid again.
Kiryu-shi
10-10-2006, 03:07
To the do girls play with boobs debate-A couple of years ago, there was a girl who sat next to me in my class right after lunch. She often had on very revealing tanktops, and was almost always high during class. She would spend most of class on most days poking her boobs with a pencil or pen, which was pretty funny. That proves beyond any doubt that all women secretly like to play with their breasts.:p
Mythotic Kelkia
10-10-2006, 03:16
this poll would be more informative if the options also recorded the rl gender of the respondents. Personally I'm male but I'd like to be female. Also a lesbian. Not for any sexual/perverted reason, just lesbian love always seemed more pure honest to me growing up. It's more innocent. I'd love to experience a more idealic teenagehood without having to be around those nasty boy types.
Potarius
10-10-2006, 03:26
Male, because I love my incredible stamina (perfect for how I ride my bike), my athletic ability, and my metabolism.

I also like being relatively tall.
JuNii
10-10-2006, 03:31
its fun to play with someone else's breasts. your own have their charms but you would never play with them the way you play with a woman's now.

after all, 3 billion women in the world and pretty much none of them sit around all day playing with their breasts. its gotta mean something.

Then people will morph their bodies a lot, but in OTHER ways. Imagine being able to walk up to a member of the desirable sex and amplify certain parts! :p

I like my choice better... Hermaphrodite... fully functional sex organs from both genders.
Ladamesansmerci
10-10-2006, 03:36
Sya you were born genderless, and at the age of 10 had to choose a gender. Which would you choose?

;)

I'd stay female. Yay for anti-male feminist tendencies!
Callisdrun
10-10-2006, 05:11
Male, because I love my incredible stamina (perfect for how I ride my bike), my athletic ability, and my metabolism.



Actually, given the same amount of training, it seems that females on average would have more stamina.

Given current trends, women's marathon speeds will pass those of men soon.
Piratnea
10-10-2006, 05:14
Male.

I love my penis.












Almost daily!
JuNii
10-10-2006, 05:17
Male.

I love my penis.

Almost daily!
won't the chafing make it painful after a while?
Potarius
10-10-2006, 05:17
Actually, given the same amount of training, it seems that females on average would have more stamina.

Given current trends, women's marathon speeds will pass those of men soon.

Now, I'm not being prejudiced or anything, but it's a scientific fact that testicles produce large quantities of testosterone, which enhances stamina, muscle, and bone growth... Thus men generally being taller and more muscular.

And what "current trends" are you talking about?
Potarius
10-10-2006, 05:21
Transgender maybe?

Heh, probably. :p
Lunatic Goofballs
10-10-2006, 05:23
I wan't total control over my gender. I want to be male, female, anywhere in between or even genderless.

I want to be able to pee standing up. ...Let me rephrase. I want to be able to pee relatively neatly while standing up. :p

I like my testicles, but I can't even begin to imagine the pain I'd save myself if i could tuck them away for safe keeping.

I want boobies, but I can't even begin to imagine tackling people with a set of those on me.

I want the whole enchillada. :)
JuNii
10-10-2006, 05:26
I want boobies, but I can't even begin to imagine tackling people with a set of those on me.

ever seen the anime Duel? the male pilot gets a female skin suite (to hide the fact that he's the only male pilot around) and the professor says... See, they make excellet shock absorbers.
Lunatic Goofballs
10-10-2006, 05:29
ever seen the anime Duel? the male pilot gets a female skin suite (to hide the fact that he's the only male pilot around) and the professor says... See, they make excellet shock absorbers.

They probably make good floatation devices. :)
JuNii
10-10-2006, 05:31
They probably make good floatation devices. :)

The prof would've probably pointed that out too... if he wasn't groping them infront of the General... the Female General... :D
Kyronea
10-10-2006, 05:32
won't the chafing make it painful after a while?

That's what lotion is for. :D

Lunatic: So do I. But, if I had to settle for something, I'd settle for womanhood.
Callisdrun
10-10-2006, 05:33
Now, I'm not being prejudiced or anything, but it's a scientific fact that testicles produce large quantities of testosterone, which enhances stamina, muscle, and bone growth... Thus men generally being taller and more muscular.

And what "current trends" are you talking about?

Marathon and long distance running times. The times of both men and women are getting shorter (as in, they're running faster), but those of women are decreasing at a much faster rate than those of men, and if the current trends continue, women will surpass men in long-distance running.

I learned this last year at college, in Female Physiology class (yes, that is actually a class offered here at the University of California at Santa Cruz, it's a huge class). If you disagree, take it up with the professor, Mary Zavanelli.

Very interesting. Of course, men are always going to be physically bigger and more muscled than women (on average), but that does not necessarily mean more stamina.
JuNii
10-10-2006, 05:33
That's what lotion is for. :D

Lunatic: So do I. But, if I had to settle for something, I'd settle for womanhood.

:eek: that's a whole lotta lotion....
Kiryu-shi
10-10-2006, 05:38
Marathon and long distance running times. The times of both men and women are getting shorter (as in, they're running faster), but those of women are decreasing at a much faster rate than those of men, and if the current trends continue, women will surpass men in long-distance running.

I learned this last year at college, in Female Physiology class (yes, that is actually a class offered here at the University of California at Santa Cruz, it's a huge class). If you disagree, take it up with the professor, Mary Zavanelli.

Very interesting.

Maybe it's because as gender stereotypes slowly fade, more women are encouraged to participate in sports, so the women have a growing population of long distance runners. Maybe?
Potarius
10-10-2006, 05:39
Maybe it's because as gender stereotypes slowly fade, more women are encouraged to participate in sports, so the women have a growing population of long distance runners. Maybe?

Gentlepeeps, we have a winner.
Callisdrun
10-10-2006, 05:40
Maybe it's because as gender stereotypes slowly fade, more women are encouraged to participate in sports, so the women have a growing population of long distance runners. Maybe?

Men and women have roughly the same size population. Gender stereotypes probably have a lot to do with the fact that this hasn't been happening until now. In the past, women were discouraged from participating in sports, while men were encouraged. Now that they're both encouraged, one would think that their speeds would be going up at the same rate, but they're not. Women's long distance race speeds are going up at a higher rate. A significantly higher rate, high enough that they will soon pass men in marathon times.
Potarius
10-10-2006, 05:43
Marathon and long distance running times. The times of both men and women are getting shorter (as in, they're running faster), but those of women are decreasing at a much faster rate than those of men, and if the current trends continue, women will surpass men in long-distance running.

I learned this last year at college, in Female Physiology class (yes, that is actually a class offered here at the University of California at Santa Cruz, it's a huge class). If you disagree, take it up with the professor, Mary Zavanelli.

Very interesting. Of course, men are always going to be physically bigger and more muscled than women (on average), but that does not necessarily mean more stamina.

1: No, they won't surpass men on average, because men simply have more stamina. It's a little thing called testosterone, and it's been scientifically proven. It's just that more women are running now than ever before, so they count for an increasing percentage of distance runners.

2: Hahahaha, like a Female Physiology professor wouldn't be biased against men... That's funny.

3: Having a bigger build and more muscles doesn't mean more stamina, but more testosterone certainly does. Plus, the extra muscle mass allows for better acceleration and top speed --- again, thanks to testosterone.

Like I said, I'm not trying to be anti-female or anything (if I had things my way, females would be squarely equal physically, but sadly, things don't go my way too often). It's just how things are.
Potarius
10-10-2006, 05:44
"so the women have a growing population of long distance runners",
Is what i said...

Careful dude, this might end up going in circles.
Callisdrun
10-10-2006, 05:45
"so the women have a growing population of long distance runners",
Is what i said...

That doesn't explain why they'll soon pass men.
Neo Undelia
10-10-2006, 05:46
Because then there'd be less distractions to worry about, and it would be easier to focus on important things.
Importance is what you make of it.

That said, being a man thoroughly rocks.
Potarius
10-10-2006, 05:50
That doesn't explain why they'll soon pass men.

You're actually going by what a Female Physiology teacher said about that? Dude, get more oxygen to your brain! That makes about as much sense as somebody believing every word that G.W. Bush says!

I'm hoping you're more intelligent than that...
The Beautiful Darkness
10-10-2006, 06:21
Female ftw! :p

I'm very feminine anyway, so being male wouldn't suit me.
Zilam
10-10-2006, 06:23
Female ftw! :p

I'm very feminine anyway, so being male wouldn't suit me.


Thank Bob you are a girly too. Or else i'd just feel dirty :p
Cabra West
10-10-2006, 06:33
Female ftw! :p

I'm very feminine anyway, so being male wouldn't suit me.

Couldn't agree more... yes, we have it more difficult, but te rewards are so much better, too. :D
Potarius
10-10-2006, 06:34
Thank Bob you are a girly too. Or else i'd just feel dirty :p

Nasty, man. Nasty.
Zilam
10-10-2006, 06:43
Nasty, man. Nasty.

Pftt, you were thinking the same thing :p
The Beautiful Darkness
10-10-2006, 07:06
Couldn't agree more... yes, we have it more difficult, but the rewards are so much better, too. :D

Yes true. We have so much men don't have. ;)

:fluffle:
Cabra West
10-10-2006, 07:09
Yes true. We have so much men don't have. ;)

:fluffle:

And we can have it more often, too :D

:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:
Callisdrun
10-10-2006, 07:23
You're actually going by what a Female Physiology teacher said about that? Dude, get more oxygen to your brain! That makes about as much sense as somebody believing every word that G.W. Bush says!

I'm hoping you're more intelligent than that...


Yeah, thanks for the insult to me and my university. The class was mostly about... other... functions.
Boonytopia
10-10-2006, 09:23
Male. Otherwise I'd have to interested in things like shopping & handbags. ;)
Underdownia
10-10-2006, 10:38
Right....im going to say female. Despite being a guy i hate male culture and attitudes and generally find i get on better with females. And on one of those internet test thingys which is meant to measure whether you have a male or female type brain i was right on the female side, which didnt surprise me at all. Shame it isnt that easy to choose in real life though:(:(:( . Hmmm...I do feel like im one of only a few answering this question seriously. Should i repost and say something witty and amusing instead?:p
Harlesburg
10-10-2006, 10:41
Male, why would i want to throw like a girl?
Not bad
10-10-2006, 10:47
If I had the choice then Id wait until I actually wanted to be one or the other or started identifying with one or the other. I gotta admit though that at ten years old a big motivator might be the ability to write my name in the snow without leaving footprints all over my signature.
Minaris
10-10-2006, 12:34
Male, why would i want to throw like a girl?

So you could get others to throw for you. :D
Jello Biafra
10-10-2006, 12:40
Female. As long as I'm as good looking a female as I am a male (not to say that I am good looking, or anything) I think life would be easier.
Ariddia
10-10-2006, 12:53
Hmm. I like being male, so ideally I'd live out my life as a man, then pick female for the next one. :p
Utmalsty
10-10-2006, 12:53
male.
no bitch-fighting.
no need for giving birth to a thing that shits its own pants.
you don't get preggers.
you can pee whereever you want to (that's a plus if you drink lot's of beer on friday nights ^^).
no "invasion of the red army".
you don't get fat that easy :D

being female sucks.. at least half of the time :D
Jello Biafra
10-10-2006, 12:57
male.
no bitch-fighting.
no need for giving birth to a thing that shits its own pants.
you don't get preggers.
you can pee whereever you want to (that's a plus if you drink lot's of beer on friday nights ^^).
no "invasion of the red army".
you don't get fat that easy :D

being female sucks.. at least half of the time :DIf I was female, I'd have my tubes tied, so I wouldn't have to worry about most of that.
Ifreann
10-10-2006, 13:04
Male. Because it's awfully nice to have a penis.
Bottle
10-10-2006, 13:12
Sya you were born genderless, and at the age of 10 had to choose a gender. Which would you choose?

;)

When I was ten, I would have chosen to be a boy, because I believed that girls wouldn't be allowed to be the kind of person I am.

However, if I were to make that kind of choice knowing what I know now, I would choose to be a girl. Now I know that not only can girls be the kind of person that I am, but that it really pisses off a lot of assholes in the process. And I really like pissing off the assholes. :D
Bottle
10-10-2006, 13:14
male.
no bitch-fighting.
no need for giving birth to a thing that shits its own pants.
you don't get preggers.
you can pee whereever you want to (that's a plus if you drink lot's of beer on friday nights ^^).
no "invasion of the red army".
you don't get fat that easy :D

being female sucks.. at least half of the time :D
Just to let you know, it's very possible for a women to not engage in "bitch fighting," to not give birth, to not get pregnant, and to pee wherever she wants. The "red army" will come by from time to time, but given the choice between having my period for a few days and having to carry around testicles all the time, I'll take the period. :D
Ny Nordland
10-10-2006, 13:30
I'm happy having a dick...
Underdownia
10-10-2006, 13:38
This hypothetical setup is a bit flawed...10 isnt really a great age to choose...when I was 10 id have been perfectly happy to have chosen male, which i CERTAINLY would never choose now. Oh well.
Ice Hockey Players
10-10-2006, 15:01
I'd take the ability to switch back and forth at will, but then again, that might be a neat trick anyway, assuming I can completely change my appearance at the same time.
Safalra
10-10-2006, 15:04
Sya you were born genderless, and at the age of 10 had to choose a gender. Which would you choose?
Hmm... I wonder if there would be different results in an anonymous poll?
Cluichstan
10-10-2006, 15:14
Male, of course. I enjoy pissing standing up and not having to wipe afterwards.
Bottle
10-10-2006, 15:22
Male, of course. I enjoy pissing standing up and not having to wipe afterwards.
Eeeew, please tell me you guys at least clean off the tip or something when you're done. Or, better yet, DON'T tell me if you don't, because that might be enough to kill what's left of my lingering heterosexuality...
Khadgar
10-10-2006, 15:41
Cause we're being told that this is how we should feel. We're being told that we ought to be saints, that "good girls don't do that"... if we're told anything at all.

Men are being patted on the shoulder for having had two chicks, women must endure talk behind their backs if they are seen having a drink with a guy. A guy "has experience", a girl "is a slut". It's the kind of pressure we grow up with and that we identify with. It does take a lot of strength for a girl to stand up and say "I love sex, and not only with my boyfriend". Most of them are even to shy to talk about their fantasies with their partner...

There would be signifigantly less of that if women wouldn't gossip about other women. Hell I can't figure why a guy would be upset if a woman was "easy". Hell there are worse things in the world than a sure thing.
Cluichstan
10-10-2006, 15:43
Eeeew, please tell me you guys at least clean off the tip or something when you're done. Or, better yet, DON'T tell me if you don't, because that might be enough to kill what's left of my lingering heterosexuality...

We can shake it off. No muss, no fuss. ;)
Cabra West
10-10-2006, 19:27
There would be signifigantly less of that if women wouldn't gossip about other women. Hell I can't figure why a guy would be upset if a woman was "easy". Hell there are worse things in the world than a sure thing.

I remember a recent thread on virginity here, and the number of guys saying they would only have sex with a virgin was ridiculously high.
Yes, women are to blame as well, for gossiping and bitching and being envious if another girl seems happier than they themselves are. I never said that the whole thing was enforced by men only, society on the whole is made up of men and women.
Cabra West
10-10-2006, 19:28
We can shake it off. No muss, no fuss. ;)

I think you just disqualified yourself of any chance of future blowjobs any of the females here...
Nadkor
10-10-2006, 19:30
I think you just disqualified yourself of any chance of future blowjobs any of the females here...

I remember a friend of mine, on being told that guys don't eh...clean up, just said "I'm never putting one of those in my mouth again."
Drunk commies deleted
10-10-2006, 19:31
Sya you were born genderless, and at the age of 10 had to choose a gender. Which would you choose?

;)

Even though women have it easier in life, I enjoy being a man. I would choose to be male.
Drunk commies deleted
10-10-2006, 19:33
Eeeew, please tell me you guys at least clean off the tip or something when you're done. Or, better yet, DON'T tell me if you don't, because that might be enough to kill what's left of my lingering heterosexuality...

I'll tell you I run a pipe cleaner through it if it will get you to go down. Doesn't mean I actually do it.
Smunkeeville
10-10-2006, 19:35
I remember a friend of mine, on being told that guys don't eh...clean up, just said "I'm never putting one of those in my mouth again."

yeah, I told my husband point blank, it better be clean and dry... so he decided 20 seconds and a square of TP wasn't too much trouble. :p
Ice Hockey Players
10-10-2006, 19:49
I think you just disqualified yourself of any chance of future blowjobs any of the females here...

It's OK; I don't trust any of you not to bite down on it anyway...
Cabra West
10-10-2006, 19:54
I remember a friend of mine, on being told that guys don't eh...clean up, just said "I'm never putting one of those in my mouth again."

That's why I normally tell them to clean it before ;)
Szanth
10-10-2006, 19:59
Male. Penises and testosterone are like getting the ability to open up three new skill sets in D&D right at the start of the game, with the tradeoff of being really weak to fire or some shit.
Andaluciae
10-10-2006, 20:00
I rather like being male, but sometimes I wonder, as Cap' Tribs said it best "What the hell would it be like to have someone's asshole inside your belly?"
Khadgar
10-10-2006, 20:04
I rather like being male, but sometimes I wonder, as Cap' Tribs said it best "What the hell would it be like to have someone's asshole inside your belly?"

Ever eaten a hot dog?

I couldn't be a chick, I'd be such a slutty bitch.
Szanth
10-10-2006, 20:11
Ever eaten a hot dog?

I couldn't be a chick, I'd be such a slutty bitch.

Agreed.
Soheran
10-10-2006, 20:18
Male. Don't know why.

But being able to switch back and forth between the two would be useful.
Callisdrun
10-10-2006, 22:30
Eeeew, please tell me you guys at least clean off the tip or something when you're done. Or, better yet, DON'T tell me if you don't, because that might be enough to kill what's left of my lingering heterosexuality...


There's almost always nothing to wipe away. So why waste paper?
Minaris
10-10-2006, 22:34
Ever eaten a hot dog?

I couldn't be a chick, I'd be such a slutty bitch.

I'd be sluttier. :p
Babelistan
10-10-2006, 23:09
i'd be female
Terrorist Cakes
10-10-2006, 23:13
I'd remain female. Men are just so sexy, and I'm not sure I could handle all the hostility towards homosexuals if I became a man. I would like to try being a man for a couple days, just for fun, but I'll remain a female permanently.
Posi
10-10-2006, 23:23
I'd remain female. Men are just so sexy, and I'm not sure I could handle all the hostility towards homosexuals if I became a man. I would like to try being a man for a couple days, just for fun, but I'll remain a female permanently.

If you do, you gotta write your name in the snow.
Terrorist Cakes
10-10-2006, 23:25
If you do, you gotta write your name in the snow.

Oh, yes. And perform as the Wolf in Into the Woods, and look damn sexy in men's clothes, and all those fun things. If only...
Posi
10-10-2006, 23:26
Oh, yes. And perform as the Wolf in Into the Woods, and look damn sexy in men's clothes, and all those fun things. If only...

By definition men are not sexy.
Terrorist Cakes
10-10-2006, 23:30
By definition men are not sexy.

I disagree. Have you seen Alexandre Despatie? (http://www.alexandredespatie.com) The word sexy was invented to describe him.
Kyronea
10-10-2006, 23:39
If I was female, I'd have my tubes tied, so I wouldn't have to worry about most of that.

Are you insane?! Being able to have a child is probably the most important reason of all I'd want to be female rather than male.
Potarius
10-10-2006, 23:42
There's almost always nothing to wipe away. So why waste paper?

That's disgusting, man. When you're done going to the bathroom, you still have urine on it. A bit of cream and some TP definitely wouldn't kill you, because I do it all the time, and I have foreskin, so bonus points for that.
Callisdrun
11-10-2006, 00:22
That's disgusting, man. When you're done going to the bathroom, you still have urine on it. A bit of cream and some TP definitely wouldn't kill you, because I do it all the time, and I have foreskin, so bonus points for that.

How so? There isn't still urine on it. I look to make sure.

Oh, for the record, I have no foreskin, so there's not much for residue to catch on it.
Ilie
11-10-2006, 00:47
What I would really, really like is to be able to change genders whenever I want. No fuss, no muss. Hell, I'd like that for everybody.
Grainne Ni Malley
11-10-2006, 01:13
What I would really, really like is to be able to change genders whenever I want. No fuss, no muss. Hell, I'd like that for everybody.

That would be most ideal, but imagine the cost to maintain a wardrobe. Not to mention the hormonal imbalance that would be enough to make anyone psychotic.

"Yep, it's about that time of the month. I'll just be a guy for the next week. Oooh, chocolate!"
Bitchkitten
11-10-2006, 01:16
I'd really like to trry out living as a male for a little while, but as a permanent thing I'd just as soon stay female.
I enjoy the power being a female gives me. You know, the one that makes guys pull over and change my tire for me.;)
Azaea
11-10-2006, 01:20
by the age of ten I was wishing I could choose.

Female.
Ilie
11-10-2006, 01:24
That would be most ideal, but imagine the cost to maintain a wardrobe. Not to mention the hormonal imbalance that would be enough to make anyone psychotic.

"Yep, it's about that time of the month. I'll just be a guy for the next week. Oooh, chocolate!"

I've noticed that most guys sort of wear the same thing every day. I might need two pairs of shoes, two suits, three shirts, and a belt. I'd freakin' go commando, too. Not a big expense. Plus, when I feel like I've run out of things to wear as a girl, I wouldn't have to go out and buy something...just become a guy! I'd say it would be cheaper.
Callisdrun
11-10-2006, 01:24
I'd really like to trry out living as a male for a little while, but as a permanent thing I'd just as soon stay female.
I enjoy the power being a female gives me. You know, the one that makes guys pull over and change my tire for me.;)

True, females do have power like that. Guys just naturally want to do things for them.

Btw, what was the flame that the mods removed in your sig?
Kyronea
11-10-2006, 01:26
That would be most ideal, but imagine the cost to maintain a wardrobe. Not to mention the hormonal imbalance that would be enough to make anyone psychotic.

"Yep, it's about that time of the month. I'll just be a guy for the next week. Oooh, chocolate!"

Exactly. Hence why it's not going to happen.

Sex change operation will, however, become much easier with the advent of nanite technology in surgery. You could concievably change back and forth that way, though I don't know what multiple changes would do to a human body.
Grainne Ni Malley
11-10-2006, 01:32
I've noticed that most guys sort of wear the same thing every day. I might need two pairs of shoes, two suits, three shirts, and a belt. I'd freakin' go commando, too. Not a big expense. Plus, when I feel like I've run out of things to wear as a girl, I wouldn't have to go out and buy something...just become a guy! I'd say it would be cheaper.

True enough. I just assumed that I was a minority, being a woman who is perfectly comfortable wearing jeans and a t-shirt everyday for the rest of my life.

Exactly. Hence why it's not going to happen.

Sex change operation will, however, become much easier with the advent of nanite technology in surgery. You could concievably change back and forth that way, though I don't know what multiple changes would do to a human body.

Ughhh! I'd hate to imagine the stretch marks.
Bitchkitten
11-10-2006, 01:36
True, females do have power like that. Guys just naturally want to do things for them.

Btw, what was the flame that the mods removed in your sig?
Someone, who shall remain nameless, called me a "liberal atheist duckfucker."
I kinda liked it, but the mods didn't.
Callisdrun
11-10-2006, 01:43
Someone, who shall remain nameless, called me a "liberal atheist duckfucker."
I kinda liked it, but the mods didn't.

Lol, that's great. I've never heard anyone be called a duckfucker before. I've been called a "heathen" and "dirty pagan" before, but mostly as a joke. Most conservatives who have insulted me were somewhat unimaginative, relying on "you're a faggot" type insults.

I must say, one has to give a little credit for "duckfucker." Not every day one gets called that.
Kyronea
11-10-2006, 01:43
I'd have to agree when it comes to clothes. It's not like I wear all that much of a variety anyway. I think I'd just stick to what I wear now. I'd just have to add a bra, and I'd be set.
Dobbsworld
11-10-2006, 01:43
Someone, who shall remain nameless, called me a "liberal atheist duckfucker."
I kinda liked it, but the mods didn't.

They'll have to remain nameless, too; a search for "liberal atheist duckfucker" just turns up Bitchkitten's own post above.

Dang it.
Nadkor
11-10-2006, 02:44
by the age of ten I was wishing I could choose.

Female.

If you don't mind me asking, at all, are you transgendered or transexual?
Minaris
11-10-2006, 02:51
I'd have to agree when it comes to clothes. It's not like I wear all that much of a variety anyway. I think I'd just stick to what I wear now. I'd just have to add a bra, and I'd be set.

Why? Why not just wear a T-shirt? :p

White, please. :eek: :p :p :D
Not bad
11-10-2006, 02:53
a good deal of the time breasts hurt. hormonal fluctuations and all.

its never a thrill to squeeze your own breasts.

nipples can be quite sensitive but it takes a specialist to orgasm from nipples alone. why bother when you have a clitoris?

you can probably get the same thrill out of manipulating your own nipples.

For the purposes of this thread, since they have to install genitalia and breasts anyway if the genderless person chooses female, I think they should be able to also fit another clitoris under each nipple. You know out of the kindness of their hearts or maybe for a smll additional fee.
Kyronea
11-10-2006, 03:05
Why? Why not just wear a T-shirt? :p

White, please. :eek: :p :p :D

I want my breasts to be perky.

As for clitorises under the nipples...wouldn't that make them too sensitive? You'd be trying to put on a bra and all of a sudden you'd orgasm.
Grainne Ni Malley
11-10-2006, 03:07
I want my breasts to be perky.

As for clitorises under the nipples...wouldn't that make them too sensitive? You'd be trying to put on a bra and all of a sudden you'd orgasm.

There might even be a reduction in saggy breasts and an increase in bra purchases!

:eek:
Not bad
11-10-2006, 03:08
I think you just disqualified yourself of any chance of future blowjobs any of the females here...

If you intend to give a blowjob to your lover dont ask him if he wipes the tip of his penis after urinating. He does not. If you ever find yourself in the gentlemens lavatory and see the urinals pace off the distance between the urinal and the nearest toilet paper. Sorry to burst your bubble Cabra but honesty is better than letting you think you hygienic ideal is being met. Lets hope you can overcome this hurdle to your sensibilities.
Kyronea
11-10-2006, 03:14
There might even be a reduction in saggy breasts and an increase in bra purchases!

:eek:

Reduction in saggy breasts is always a good thing.
Not bad
11-10-2006, 03:14
I want my breasts to be perky.

As for clitorises under the nipples...wouldn't that make them too sensitive? You'd be trying to put on a bra and all of a sudden you'd orgasm.


I think that since most of us can put on our underwear without climaxing this would not be a real setback to progress.
Kyronea
11-10-2006, 03:17
I think that since most of us can put on our underwear without climaxing this would not be a real setback to progress.

...I know that. I suggested the sensitivity bit because it was funny. Though it would be a wee bit problematic even in the best of circumstances. I imagine it would be an occasional annoying distraction if nothing else.

But then, what do I know? I do not have breasts of any significant size, nor do I have clitorises underneath the nipples. Perhaps we should perform such a procedure on someone and watch what happens as they go about their life.
Nonexistentland
11-10-2006, 03:18
Male. Women've got us by the balls, but behind closed doors, that's the best thing in the world. ;)
Minaris
11-10-2006, 03:20
Male. Women've got us by the balls, but behind closed doors, that's the best thing in the world. ;)

IN FRONT of closed doors, it sucks... in that it is not the set of balls that I want it to be...
Grainne Ni Malley
11-10-2006, 03:28
Reduction in saggy breasts is always a good thing.

Definitely. I saw a woman once who literally had breasts down to her knees. The image is permanently embedded in my brain. No amount of white out has helped.
Minaris
11-10-2006, 03:50
Definitely. I saw a woman once who literally had breasts down to her knees. The image is permanently embedded in my brain. No amount of white out has helped.

Thanks for the image!
Azaea
11-10-2006, 03:57
If you don't mind me asking, at all, are you transgendered or transexual?

The latter.
Nadkor
11-10-2006, 03:58
Definitely. I saw a woman once who literally had breasts down to her knees. The image is permanently embedded in my brain. No amount of white out has helped.

Scary future...
Nadkor
11-10-2006, 04:00
The latter.

Well, I hope you're happy now that you've transitioned :)


From your post I guess you're mtf (not that there could be any other conclusion)?
(I hope you don't mind the questions? If you don't particularly want to answer I will completely understand)
Kyronea
11-10-2006, 04:19
Scary future...

See, that's why you're supposed to wear a proper-sized bra. Perky breasts are much better.

I'll tell you all one thing: if a sex change operation becomes complete enough for my tastes, I'm leaping on it.
Azaea
11-10-2006, 04:52
nadkor: I haven't done it all yet, and yes, you're right

kyronea: actually, there are many doctors who argue that isn't medically neccessary to wear one. Sag all comes down to genetics and how much the muscles and skin in that area holds up over the years, which is a genetic thing. But, they contribute to comfort, it isn't fun at all to just have them flapping around.
Siap
11-10-2006, 05:39
Would probaby be male. Anatomically less to worry about altogether. Less likely to get hassled walking alone at night (something I do often).

It would be interesting to be a woman, albeit with the body I have now I'd be a pretty ugly girl.
Lame Bums
11-10-2006, 05:55
Well, this is actually a decent question to ask, and one that I'd have a hard time answering. While I am a man, and damn proud of it, I can see exaclty how women couldn't possibly see being a man (with a few exceptions, of course on both sides.) So in short I'll list the (a few) advantages and disadvantages of both sides.

Advantages of Being Male:
-Stand up and pee.
-Wedding dress $2000, Tux rental $100. Nuff said.
-Farts are amusing, not a source of embarrassment.
-Wedding plans take care of themselves.
-You don't have to go to the bathroom in groups.
-Shower, 5-10 minutes tops if your in a hurry.
-Guys can receive - and truly enjoy - a $5 haircut.



Disadvantages of Being Male:

-No kids that you helped make, and the ex sticks it to you with alimony.
-You get stuck with the bill. Always.
-Getting kicked in the balls hurts like...balls.
-Only one sexually-related organ, can be used maybe hree or four times max in one night.
-Masculinity issues.
-You appear on Cops frequently.


Advantages of being Female:
(Maybe we can get some girls to elaborate/expand/refute on these; these are just from the man's point of view.)
-Going to the bathroom is an excuse to socialize in groups of at least three or four, and no one asks questions.
-Three sex organs, can be used again and again.
-Multiple orgasms. (As an extension of the previous point).
-The guy pays the bill for you.
-You don't have to worry about lifting anything heavy.


Disadvantages of being Female:

-PMS. (Permissable Man-Slaughter, in the eyes of men.)
-It takes a very long time to get ready for (going out, somewhere, etc.)

(I'm getting lazy; this is all for now.)
Siap
11-10-2006, 06:03
A female body just seems to require more maintenance. All those weird "protection" things I see on TV now. Makeup, hair crap, other "for women" stuff I see. Gynecologists.

I'm happy that I just get my yarbles tugged once a year and having to wait 'till I'm fifty to have any serious probation occur.
Harlesburg
11-10-2006, 11:31
Male, why would i want to throw like a girl?
So you could get others to throw for you. :D
i've never ever seen a guy throw something for a girl, i have however sen a girl catch a tennis ball with her breasts.:)
Todays Lucky Number
11-10-2006, 11:36
i've never ever seen a guy throw something for a girl, i have however sen a girl catch a tennis ball with her breasts.:)

*imagination runs wild* :D
Ifreann
11-10-2006, 11:45
i've never ever seen a guy throw something for a girl, i have however sen a girl catch a tennis ball with her breasts.:)

That would be a fucking great party trick. I know I'd be amused throwing things at a girls cleavage for hours.
Jello Biafra
11-10-2006, 11:47
I couldn't be a chick, I'd be such a slutty bitch.And that's bad because?...

Are you insane?! Being able to have a child is probably the most important reason of all I'd want to be female rather than male.Ah, I see. Well, I suppose if having children is important to you, then I can see that.

Disadvantages of Being Male:
-Only one sexually-related organ, can be used maybe hree or four times max in one night.Methinks somebody needs to get in better touch with his body.
Harlesburg
11-10-2006, 11:57
That would be a fucking great party trick. I know I'd be amused throwing things at a girls cleavage for hours.
Well there are Darts boards with various 'punishments' on them for hitting certain targets, i guess it'd also be like the coin in a cup game.

Sometimes Women shoot the balls at you too.:p