should shrimps be given human status?
Infinite Revolution
09-10-2006, 00:41
well, they're pink and and and.... they have legs... and i bet they're good at maths if only someone'd ask them. give the little bastards a chance - equal rights for shrimps!!11!
Call to power
09-10-2006, 00:45
plus they can breath underwater!!!!
Theoretical Physicists
09-10-2006, 00:46
No, they are far too good a tool for moving seafood sauce to one's mouth.
Free shepmagans
09-10-2006, 00:47
And they both taste good with kidney beans.
Bitchkitten
09-10-2006, 00:50
Yes. Stop shrimp oppression now!
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
09-10-2006, 00:50
Today I recently came off of the "No Seafood"-diet that I had held to for years by eating a big thing of Shrimp Lo Mein, and now you tell me that shrimp (Note, the correct plural form of the singular shrimp) should have equal rights?! Well you're about 8 hours too late, buddy.
Soviestan
09-10-2006, 00:51
Definitely not. They taste way too good, sorry.
Rainbowwws
09-10-2006, 00:53
Definitely not. They taste way too good, sorry.
Have you ever tried human though? I bet the taste can grow on you.
Rainbowwws
09-10-2006, 00:54
plus they can breath underwater!!!!
They are our superiors
Slaughterhouse five
09-10-2006, 00:55
hmm, for some strange strange reason, this thread seems alot like another thread i have seen recently:D
The Black Forrest
09-10-2006, 00:56
Because they taste too damn good and to label them human would be cannibalism!
Bolondgomba
09-10-2006, 00:56
Have you ever tried human though? I bet the taste can grow on you.
Hear hear
Just because they're human doesn't mean I'll stop eating them. It's never stopped me eating tourists...
Soviestan
09-10-2006, 01:02
Because they taste too damn good and to label them human would be cannibalism!
If shrimps are human, then yes I'm a cannibal and I love it.
Ultraextreme Sanity
09-10-2006, 01:02
well, they're pink and and and.... they have legs... and i bet they're good at maths if only someone'd ask them. give the little bastards a chance - equal rights for shrimps!!11!
As long as I can still eat them with cocktail sauce ...why not ?
Cows ...chickens ...hell even pigs...well we dont want to offend Muslims so maybe not pigs...but is shrimp a shellfish ? I think that would offend Jews ?
Can we offend Jews ? Or are they under the "Muslim cartoon rules " ??
Gotta be carefull what you give human status to ...
In the middle East some countries dont even give human status to humans .
So be sura to check the rules !
Infinite Revolution
09-10-2006, 01:06
As long as I can still eat them with cocktail sauce ...why not ?
Cows ...chickens ...hell even pigs...well we dont want to offend Muslims so maybe not pigs...but is shrimp a shellfish ? I think that would offend Jews ?
Can we offend Jews ? Or are they under the "Muslim cartoon rules " ??
Gotta be carefull what you give human status to ...
In the middle East some countries dont even give human status to humans .
So be sura to check the rules !
i think both jews and muslims adhere to the same, or similar, dietary rules.
Ultraextreme Sanity
09-10-2006, 01:09
So then this would NOT be a good Idea...pissing off ONE of them groups is bad but BOTH ?
Talk about a death wish ...
Nope no shrimps as humans ....only midgets .
Wilgrove
09-10-2006, 01:10
Nah, because then we'll get a bunch of Pro-Shrimp hippies bombing seafood resturant throughout the country and "freeing" the shrimps, and I love eating shrimps dammit!
Infinite Revolution
09-10-2006, 01:31
So then this would NOT be a good Idea...pissing off ONE of them groups is bad but BOTH ?
Talk about a death wish ...
Nope no shrimps as humans ....only midgets .
it's alright, if they come to protest they'll just meet at the gates and destroy each other.
and i'd rather eat shrimps than midgets so i think i'll protect them more actively.
I want to breathe underwater too. make shrimps=humans immediately