Santa's Slay!
Wilgrove
08-10-2006, 08:30
Has anyone else seen this awesome Christmas movie? I'm watching it right now on Spike TV, and it is freakin Awesome! For once Santa isn't some happy fat stupid toy giving child "hugging" idiot. Noooo, now he's a murderous bad ass who wants to kill every child on earth, why because he is tired of being nice! Oh, and the fact that he was actually a demon who lost a bet with an Angel. Usually I avoid holidays movie like the plague (except for A Christmas Story and Rudolph) but this one rocks!
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0393685/
Wilgrove
08-10-2006, 08:41
some quotes:
Santa Claus: I'm Santa Claus, not Dracula! *the boy tried to shine a flashlight at Santa*
The Boy: I can't believe I'm being hunted down by Santa of all people.
Weserkyn
08-10-2006, 08:58
Lawl.
When I saw the title, I was about to post that it's "Santa's sleigh", being the Grammar/Spelling Nazi that I am.
But yeah, never mind. :p
Oh, and, what time zone are you in? I'm in Pacific, so I might be able to catch a bit of it.
they should make a cross over movie with this one...
JACK FROST (http://imdb.com/title/tt0116671/)
Boonytopia
08-10-2006, 10:13
Sounds a bit like Xmas (http://www.geocities.com/zoidberg_fan/episodes/xmas-story.html) episode of Futurama.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xmas_Story_%28Futurama_episode%29
Bazalonia
08-10-2006, 10:18
The Night Santa Went Crazy! by Weird Al.. Great song
Yes, Virginia, now Santa's doing time. In federal prison for his infamous crime
Hey, little friend now. Don't you cry no more tears.
He'll be out with Good Behaviour in 700 more years.
I watched the last half of it with my sister because nothing else was on and we needed to watch something while rubbing each others necks.
It was the stupidest piece of shit I've ever watched, and I've watched a lot of shit over the years. After I got over the initial humor of Santa being an evil killing asshole, it was just stupid.
Wilgrove
08-10-2006, 20:31
I watched the last half of it with my sister because nothing else was on and we needed to watch something while rubbing each others necks.
It was the stupidest piece of shit I've ever watched, and I've watched a lot of shit over the years. After I got over the initial humor of Santa being an evil killing asshole, it was just stupid.
That what made it great, the fact that it was stupid. Some movies are just so corny that they're actually good. Of course I do have to say the ending sucked. Santa should've killed them while they were kissing.
That what made it great, the fact that it was stupid. Some movies are just so corny that they're actually good. Of course I do have to say the ending sucked. Santa should've killed them while they were kissing.
I will agree that there are many movies that are so horrible, they're good. This movie was not one of those, however.
Liberated New Ireland
08-10-2006, 21:20
This reminds me of my favorite band:
SLEIGHER!!!
New Xero Seven
08-10-2006, 21:26
I think I roasted Santa a bit the last time he dropped down my chimney and into my lit fireplace last year...
Crabcake Baba Ganoush
08-10-2006, 21:30
Best Xmas movie ever ^_^
Even better than Santa with Muscles