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Should We Blaime Pedophillia on Aerosmith?

Posi
08-10-2006, 07:40
It is quite easy to see that they support it. Look at this excert from "Dueces Are Wild":

I really love you little girl, I don't need to explain

Need more proof? Fine.

I been lovin' you since you was a child, girl

Now, I know the first can be a bit iffy, but here he comes out and says he loved a child.

Now should be blaime the band for the Foley incedent?
Neo Undelia
08-10-2006, 07:41
Yes.
Pyotr
08-10-2006, 07:41
first the japan pride thread and now this, is the entire forum high?
Potarius
08-10-2006, 07:41
What else could guys that ugly possibly be, man?
Neo Undelia
08-10-2006, 07:45
What else could guys that ugly possibly be, man?
Heroin addicts?
Gurguvungunit
08-10-2006, 07:46
[spelling nazi]
We could blame Aerosmith, if you like. But I don't.
[/spelling nazi]
Posi
08-10-2006, 07:47
Heroin addicts?
The do do not have to be mutually exclusive...
BackwoodsSquatches
08-10-2006, 07:48
What else could guys that ugly possibly be, man?

Millionare rock stars?
Posi
08-10-2006, 07:48
[spelling nazi]
We could blame Aerosmith, if you like. But I don't.
[/spelling nazi]
Every thread I create has a typo in the title.
Free shepmagans
08-10-2006, 07:51
Yes!!!! I admit it! Aerosmith made me fall in love with a 14 year old girl!! I'm so ashamed! I must commit Seppuku! http://i103.photobucket.com/albums/m123/gatelover12/harakiri.gif
Posi
08-10-2006, 07:55
Yes!!!! I admit it! Aerosmith made me fall in love with a 14 year old girl!! I'm so ashamed! I must commit Seppuku! http://i103.photobucket.com/albums/m123/gatelover12/harakiri.gif

That waslamer than the entire Japan Pride thread.
Free shepmagans
08-10-2006, 07:57
That waslamer than the entire Japan Pride thread.

I lose my charm after a bit, so sue me.
Posi
08-10-2006, 07:58
I lose my charm after a bit, so sue me.

You let your seals go to your head.

You head small be must.[/Yoda]
Posi
08-10-2006, 07:59
You head small be must.[/Yoda]

I'm talking down-town.

*snaps fingers in Z-shape*
Free shepmagans
08-10-2006, 08:00
I'm talking down-town.

*snaps fingers in Z-shape*

Oh snap, I've been burned.
Neo Undelia
08-10-2006, 08:00
You let your seals go to your head.

You head small be must.[/Yoda]
http://www.theory.org/~strthrwr/pictures/yoda-of-borg.jpg
Posi
08-10-2006, 08:02
Oh snap, I've been burned.

Laughs at FS' pain.
Free shepmagans
08-10-2006, 08:03
Laughs at FS' pain.

*drowns his sorrow in fluffly fluffly seals*
Andaluciae
08-10-2006, 08:09
first the japan pride thread and now this, is the entire forum high?

Christ, I was so drunk people around me were talkin' about how they could so definitely smell pot, and I was sitting there like "what? I don't smell pot! I smell my own alcohol infested breath, but not pot!"
Kyronea
08-10-2006, 11:05
http://www.theory.org/~strthrwr/pictures/yoda-of-borg.jpg

So the Borg assimilated the New Galactic Republic?

...no wonder their ships are so damned fast...

As for Aerosmith: No. Furthermore, I do indeed think that tonight, we all simultaneously had a drink or smoked something illegal. Except me.
Nihonou-san
08-10-2006, 16:13
Now should be blaime the band for the Foley incedent?

Jesus Christ, man. Maybe he was a child himself for all I know. Anyway, Aerosmith rocks, and you are like those idiots in the 50s who hated rock'n'roll.
Rock'n'roll ain't noise pollution.
Go get a life.
Clanbrassil Street
08-10-2006, 19:38
We should blame Aerosmith for everything we can pin on them.
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
08-10-2006, 19:42
We should blame Aerosmith for everything we can pin on them.
Why should we blame them with anything? Can't we just indefinitely detain them without having to go through the media circus of trials now?
That was what the whole "war on terror" has really been about, right? Giving the government to the tools required to capture shitty musicians and surgically removing their vocal cords?
Not bad
08-10-2006, 19:55
Pedophilia is the fault of Aerosmith? No! Aerosmith is the fault of Pedophilia more like.
Dobbsworld
08-10-2006, 20:16
There's more than enough in this world to blame on Aerosmith - like being Aerosmith, for example. Being Aerosmith - and playing all that godawful drivel all those years.
Posi
08-10-2006, 22:02
Jesus Christ, man. Maybe he was a child himself for all I know.

Then why didn't he say "Been loving you since we were childs, girl"???
Darknovae
08-10-2006, 22:25
Yes!!!! I admit it! Aerosmith made me fall in love with a 14 year old girl!! I'm so ashamed! I must commit Seppuku! http://i103.photobucket.com/albums/m123/gatelover12/harakiri.gif

I thought you said you were 15.................... :confused:

Anyway, would I be that 14 year old girl? :eek: :p
Bumboat
08-10-2006, 22:30
I think you were the girl he meant!
Invite me to the wedding!
Posi
09-10-2006, 06:51
I think you were the girl he meant!
Invite me to the wedding!

:eek:

Who told you we were getting married.
Teneur
09-10-2006, 08:51
Y'know, Ozzy Osborne's Mr. Tinkertrain was also about a pedophile.

"Would you like some sweeties little girl? Come a little closer."

"I'm going to show you a brand new world tonight."
Free shepmagans
09-10-2006, 08:56
I thought you said you were 15.................... :confused:

Anyway, would I be that 14 year old girl? :eek: :p

I am 15, but no this is a girl from school, and the last thing I need is another belief challenging crush.:p
Hobabwe
09-10-2006, 10:07
Sure, lets blame a rockband for a psychological problem, because we all know there where no pedofiles before the 70s...
German Nightmare
09-10-2006, 14:41
first the japan pride thread and now this, is the entire forum high?
I wish I were - that at least would make me care less about the depths of stupidity the forum has plunged into lately.
[spelling nazi]
We could blame Aerosmith, if you like. But I don't.
[/spelling nazi]
Thank you! (If you hadn't pointed that out, I sure would have!)
Ice Hockey Players
09-10-2006, 15:52
Where that "Ah jeez, not this shit again!" picture when you need it?
Cluichstan
09-10-2006, 16:10
Where that "Ah jeez, not this shit again!" picture when you need it?


Ask and ye shall receive. ;)

http://limewoody.wordpress.com/files/2006/03/aw_jeez_not_this_shit_again2.jpg
Cluichstan
09-10-2006, 16:10
Yes!!!! I admit it! Aerosmith made me fall in love with a 14 year old girl!! I'm so ashamed! I must commit Seppuku! http://i103.photobucket.com/albums/m123/gatelover12/harakiri.gif


That gif is horrifyingly phallic. :eek:
Ice Hockey Players
09-10-2006, 16:12
Ask and ye shall receive. ;)

http://limewoody.wordpress.com/files/2006/03/aw_jeez_not_this_shit_again2.jpg

Thanks. I'll have to remember that for future reference.
Khadgar
09-10-2006, 16:13
He's slicing a little high isn't he? And I though the traditional method had a slice on direction, then a twist and slicing perpendicular.
Wanderjar
09-10-2006, 16:15
It is quite easy to see that they support it. Look at this excert from "Dueces Are Wild":



Need more proof? Fine.



Now, I know the first can be a bit iffy, but here he comes out and says he loved a child.

Now should be blaime the band for the Foley incedent?

No.



'Nuff said.
Cluichstan
09-10-2006, 16:19
Thanks. I'll have to remember that for future reference.

No problem, mate. Google image search ("not this shit") is your friend. ;)
Ice Hockey Players
09-10-2006, 16:24
No problem, mate. Google image search ("not this shit") is your friend. ;)

I thought maybe Google or some image site was good, but I know there are a few NS looks down upon linking to, so I wanted to be careful. Google image search works as well as any.
Harlesburg
10-10-2006, 11:00
It is quite easy to see that they support it. Look at this excert from "Dueces Are Wild":



Need more proof? Fine.



Now, I know the first can be a bit iffy, but here he comes out and says he loved a child.

Now should be blaime the band for the Foley incedent?
Posi, you rule!

medical report has detailed a twenty-fold increase in infection rates over the past ten years of the sexually transmitted disease VODAIS (Viral Overactive Dysfunction of the Auto-Immune System). People all over the nation are petitioning that the government do something about the epidemic.

The Debate
"This situation is about to explode. At this rate, this epidemic could severely impact our economy, our way of life, and even our government," says Doctor Randy Hanover. "We must supply powerful drugs to all infected people, even if we have to produce and distribute it ourselves. We must also educate people on the dangers of VODAIS and supply condoms to all sexually active males. Sure, we'll need to divert tax money from the military to fund all this, but what good is a military if the soldiers are too sick to fight?"
[Accept]

"If you supply condoms, you'll increase sexual promiscuity," scoffs religious leader Buy Broadside. "If you supply drugs, you'll risk creating an aura of invincibility which in turn increases sexual promiscuity. Sexual abstinence is 100% effective in preventing VODAIS infection. This knowledge must be taught at all schools and workplaces, and all other choices must be ridiculed. Make celibacy the only option!"
[Accept]


"Supplying drugs and condoms will not stop VODAIS infections and forcing everyone to be celibate will be the slow death of Bussinessia," whispers Health Minister Peggy Jong-Il in a poorly-lit back room. "Segregating the infected people is the most effective method. Everybody in Bussinessia must be tested for VODAIS. Then all the VODAIS positive people will be shipped to seperate gated communities away from the rest of us. If they need to mingle with uninfected people, then they must wear distinguishing badges that feature a Grim Reaper holding a skeletal kiwi puppet."
[Accept]
Drunk commies deleted
10-10-2006, 20:12
Chris Isaak is responsible

Little girl standing, and I'm so alone,
Little girl whispers, stranger come home.
Sad little eyes, so much to say,
Oh what a game, little girls play, and it must be.

Wrong to love you like I do, it must be.
Wrong to love you like I do.

Little girl talking, casting her spell,
Little girl moving, moving so well.
I can hear music, sounds so far away,
And I can hear voices, I know just what they say, it must be.

Wrong to love you like I do, it must be
Wrong to love you like I do.

My head, goes round and round,
My heart, comes a tumbling down.
Your hot kisses, only makes me think of you,
Your hot loving, only makes me know it's true, it must be.

There will be no song of love there will be no sweet refrain.
There will be no soft goodbye or slow walk in the rain.
There will be no whispered words no vows that can't come true.
There's only me, waiting here for you and it must be.

Wrong to love you like I do, (Wrong to love you) it must be
Wrong to love you like I do. (Wrong to love you)
Wrong to love you, (Wrong to love you)
Wrong to love you, (Wrong to love you)
Wrong to love you, (Wrong to love you) Like I do!
Do I do I do I do I do I do I do
Do I do I do I do I do I do I
I do!


He acknowledges she's a "little girl", and he even admits it's wrong to love her. Fuckin' pedo.
Wanderjar
10-10-2006, 20:13
You could also blame Jethro Tull. Ever hear of Aqua Lung?