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Hey, i just discovered this site while resting in my hotel room. I am a recently retired air force pilot and now work for United. I was just wondering if there were any other pilots here.

Welcome. There's still time to escape

Do they make pilots take off their shoes at the airports too?

Welcome. Don't eat or drink anything anyone here offers you.

Hey, i just discovered this site while resting in my hotel room. I am a recently retired air force pilot and now work for United. I was just wondering if there were any other pilots here.

One of my buddies is a male stewardess, or sky waiter as I like to call them, on US airways.

I think there are one or two ex military pilots here.

Not pilots, but Celtlund and Eutrusca are retired military. I believe they are both online right now.

Not pilots, but Celtlund and Eutrusca are retired military. I believe they are both online right now.

Cetlund wasn't a pilot? Who am I thinking of then?

Should we tell Setracer that most of us are gay, left-wing, pinko commie tree-huggers? Except for the one who aren't, of course. They're all right-wing, fascist bible-thumpers. I mean that in a nice way, of course. :p

Cetlund wasn't a pilot? Who am I thinking of then?
I don't really know that he wasn't. I've never seen him mention it, though.

I don't really know that he wasn't. I've never seen him mention it, though.

I'm pretty sure someone was a navy aviator, but I can't remember who.

By posting on this forum you have just relinquished all rights to your immortal soul, which is now the property of Max Barry and/or [violet]. Welcome!

Galtach is a pilot... I think...

Welcome. There's still time to escape

Do they make pilots take off their shoes at the airports too?

Hehe, at some airports.

Hehe, at some airports.

Well that's just retarded. If a pilot wants to destroy the plane he doesn't need exploding shoes.

Well that's just retarded. If a pilot wants to destroy the plane he doesn't need exploding shoes.

Well, maybe he wants exploding shoes. My God, man. Wouldn't you?

Well, maybe he wants exploding shoes. My God, man. Wouldn't you?

Hell no. I'm an exploding pants man.

Well that's just retarded. If a pilot wants to destroy the plane he doesn't need exploding shoes.

Haha, well i'm gonna have to put in a complaint now. But seriously, anybody could just get a fake uniform get some fake documents and get bypass security if we didn't have to go through at least a metal detector.

Well, maybe he wants exploding shoes. My God, man. Wouldn't you?Hell no. I'm an exploding pants man.
...

I'll just stick to my exploding candy...

Hell no. I'm an exploding pants man.

Well, it's a matter of delivery system. You can kick your shoes at somebody or something and thus create a satisfying explosion at a relatively safe distance with just a swing of the leg. On the other hand, pants have to be taken off, swung around the head to gain momentum and flung. Maybe exploding jockstraps because the waistband acts as an integrated slingshot. Besides, airports rarely search jockstraps. *nod*

Well, it's a matter of delivery system. You can kick your shoes at somebody or something and thus create a satisfying explosion at a relatively safe distance with just a swing of the leg. On the other hand, pants have to be taken off, swung around the head to gain momentum and flung. Maybe exploding jockstraps because the waistband acts as an integrated slingshot. Besides, airports rarely search jockstraps. *nod*

Ah, but we don't all have your indestructable genitals. One stray erection could very well detonate the jockstrap prematurely.

Ah, but we don't all have your indestructable genitals. One stray erection could very well detonate the jockstrap prematurely.

You wouldn't know if you were coming or going! :eek:

Hey, i just discovered this site while resting in my hotel room. I am a recently retired air force pilot and now work for United. I was just wondering if there were any other pilots here.

Welcome, I promise this website will slowly consume your freetime. I mean, uhh I'm sure you'll greatly enjoy your time here, both Roleplaying and talking on General.

As a tip, I suggest reading the stickies in each forum, just to get a good firm idea of how things are done, and so you don't accidently get in trouble.

Afterwards, forget evwerything you read, and have fun!

Ah, but we don't all have your indestructable genitals. One stray erection could very well detonate the jockstrap prematurely.

Carry a picture of Ann Coulter with you. If that doesn't stop your erection, you deserve to have your testicles blown off.

So Nationstates caught you in ists web too like the luring spider it is..........I mean you've just found one of the greatest places on the web.

Please note: You are required to give one sacrifice to NSG for uhhh scientific studies.....yes that'll do

Dear God, man, RUN!!!!! No, really. Run while you still can! Here's why:

Welcome. There's still time to escape

Do they make pilots take off their shoes at the airports too?

Welcome. Don't eat or drink anything anyone here offers you.

Well, maybe he wants exploding shoes. My God, man. Wouldn't you?

Hell no. I'm an exploding pants man.

Well, it's a matter of delivery system. You can kick your shoes at somebody or something and thus create a satisfying explosion at a relatively safe distance with just a swing of the leg. On the other hand, pants have to be taken off, swung around the head to gain momentum and flung. Maybe exploding jockstraps because the waistband acts as an integrated slingshot. Besides, airports rarely search jockstraps. *nod*

Ah, but we don't all have your indestructable genitals. One stray erection could very well detonate the jockstrap prematurely.

You wouldn't know if you were coming or going! :eek:

So Nationstates caught you in ists web too like the luring spider it is..........I mean you've just found one of the greatest places on the web.

Please note: You are required to give one sacrifice to NSG for uhhh scientific studies.....yes that'll do

Dear God, man, RUN!!!!! No, really. Run while you still can! Here's why:

Player Hater!

Welcome. Don't eat or drink anything anyone here offers you.
Except for Lunatic Goofballs' tacos. Those are great!
Hell no. I'm an exploding pants man.
I shall dub thee I-Zheet M'Drurz!

Anyway, welcome to NSG!

Player Hater!

Hey, I'm just trying to save another poor, hapless soul.:p

Galtach is a pilot... I think...
She definatly has been in a plane.
*Has seen pics*

watch out for the drunks

Er...well, i've flown a plane before, do I count?

Gaeltach is a pilot... I think...

Yeah, I remember her saying so.

And Wilgrove is a pilot too, or at least one in training.

Welcome, I promise this website will slowly consume your freetime. I mean, uhh I'm sure you'll greatly enjoy your time here, both Roleplaying and talking on General.

As a tip, I suggest reading the stickies in each forum, just to get a good firm idea of how things are done, and so you don't accidently get in trouble.

Afterwards, forget evwerything you read, and have fun!

Here here Ri-An!


Welcome to the forums Setracer! This place shall soon consume your free time, your life, and your sanity. You will enjoy every second of it too. :D

Here here Ri-An!


Welcome to the forums Setracer! This place shall soon consume your free time, your life, and your sanity. You will enjoy every second of it too. :D

Hey, Wander, how's it goin'?


And, Setracer, welcome to the last refuge of intelligence and insanity on the Intartubes.

Hey, Wander, how's it goin'?


And, Setracer, welcome to the last refuge of intelligence and insanity on the Intartubes.


Not too good man. My Grandpa just keeps getting worse. The Chemo is starting to work though, so I'm hoping he'll pull through it.

Not too good man. My Grandpa just keeps getting worse. The Chemo is starting to work though, so I'm hoping he'll pull through it.

:( Ah, that sucks, man. Here's hopin' he gets better! :)

:( Ah, that sucks, man. Here's hopin' he gets better! :)

Thanks!


How you doin bro?


(By the way, Setracer, I'm working on giving you a Wanderjarian Thread Award: FNG Award ;))

Thanks!


How you doin bro?

Well, no family members, spouses*, or friends are seriously ill... so I guess I can't complain. :D

And, yes, I have many spouses. ;)

(By the way, Setracer, I'm working on giving you a Wanderjarian Thread Award: FNG Award )
:eek:
Can't believe you called him that...

You wouldn't know if you were coming or going! :eek:

JESUS H. CHRIST! Are you trying to kill me?!

You win the thread, by FAR.

Er...well, i've flown a plane before, do I count?


I was in a production of Plain and Fancy once... does that help?

Probably not, but welcome to NSG.

Muahahahahaha, another poor soul to consume.

(don't tell my doctor)

Well, no family members, spouses*, or friends are seriously ill... so I guess I can't complain. :D

And, yes, I have many spouses. ;)


:eek:
Can't believe you called him that...

haha!

And as to the FNG Award, I'm just playing around. That award doesn't exist. (I have created: Nerdy Thread Award, War Criminal Award, Ultra Conservative Award, Dumbass Award, Weird Thread Award, This Thread Sucks award, and last, but certainly not least, Ultimate Pwnage Thread. :))

Yet again, welcome to the forums mate :)

Yet again, welcome to the forums mate :)

Umm... thank you?

Umm... thank you?

Not you LNI!


Setracer.

Not you LNI!


Setracer.

I know. ;)

I know. ;)

lol

See audience, Those who have not posted that much, are scarecly nsers at all, likewise, those who post greatly, scarecly have any time for anything else.

Allow me to demonstrate, using one of my Bogus Mathmaticle theorems:

The free time of the poster, is directly porportional, to the volume of posts by a player, influenced by the quality of those posts.

You get all that?

This means that new people, just starting ut, obviously have some free time, and can therefore pick up a worth while hobby, like stamp collecting, while they still can.

However, as is clearly shown by those with great numbers of posts, they no longer have any free time for anything, save the only the neccessary task of Working/bill paying.

Sleeping and eating can all be done while playing nationstates, or doing related activity, such as researching real world facts to twist and distort to back up your newest godmoddishly huge army. In fact, while I sleep, I think about my nation, and dream about nationstates.

anyways, back on subject, the more you post, the more NS becomes important to you, the more time you give to it, resulting in a neverending loop. Even if your not activly posting, your still drawing up plans for the next part of your nation.

This concludes Professor Ri-ans lecture. Those with questions will be ignored, unless they pertain to one of my many bogus theorems.

JESUS H. CHRIST! Are you trying to kill me?!

Yes. But the actual plot hasn't been set into motion yet.

<_<

>_>

Actually, my mistake. I was thinking about something else. Forget I said that. :)

Yes. But the actual plot hasn't been set into motion yet.

<_<

>_>

Actually, my mistake. I was thinking about something else. Forget I said that. :)

.....Look! A green Chinchilla!

.....Look! A green Chinchilla!

Hey, Wanderjar, Join Us! (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?p=11779763)

Hey, Wanderjar, Join Us! (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?p=11779763)

I have, however I'll RP your opposition.


What do you expect from a member of the Galactic Empire? :p

Hey, i just discovered this site while resting in my hotel room. I am a recently retired air force pilot and now work for United. I was just wondering if there were any other pilots here.

i've got my solo gliding wings and i've got about 50 hours flying single engined planes so not really a pilot per se but i can fly a plane.

and yo! welcome! and oi! oi! btw.

JESUS H. CHRIST! Are you trying to kill me?!

You win the thread, by FAR.
Isn't it obvious?

.....

I mean....
<.<
>.>
*flees*
See audience, Those who have not posted that much, are scarecly nsers at all, likewise, those who post greatly, scarecly have any time for anything else.

Allow me to demonstrate, using one of my Bogus Mathmaticle theorems:

The free time of the poster, is directly porportional, to the volume of posts by a player, influenced by the quality of those posts.

You get all that?

This means that new people, just starting ut, obviously have some free time, and can therefore pick up a worth while hobby, like stamp collecting, while they still can.

However, as is clearly shown by those with great numbers of posts, they no longer have any free time for anything, save the only the neccessary task of Working/bill paying.

Sleeping and eating can all be done while playing nationstates, or doing related activity, such as researching real world facts to twist and distort to back up your newest godmoddishly huge army. In fact, while I sleep, I think about my nation, and dream about nationstates.

anyways, back on subject, the more you post, the more NS becomes important to you, the more time you give to it, resulting in a neverending loop. Even if your not activly posting, your still drawing up plans for the next part of your nation.

This concludes Professor Ri-ans lecture. Those with questions will be ignored, unless they pertain to one of my many bogus theorems.
Something like that.;) Some of us are just that good (read:pathetic). :cool:
Yes. But the actual plot hasn't been set into motion yet.

<_<

>_>

Actually, my mistake. I was thinking about something else. Forget I said that. :)

Yes, it was. That's not scheduled for another week.