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What if all the characters in Star Trek were mute, dyslexic, Chinese acrobats?

I thought they already were dyslexic and acrobats!:eek:

They all verbally record “logs” instead of writing them so they can’t write, and when you see Kirk he's always rolling over everywhere!:p

I have a better question:


Why did you think of something as dumb as that? :p

What if I considered this thread spam and postwhoring?

What if all the characters in Star Trek were mute, dyslexic, Chinese acrobats?

Well, away missions would tend to follow a predictable pattern of unsuccessfully forming human pyramids followed by heated exchanges of sign language - with the occasional encounter with a giant, space-bourne clone of the Great Chairman himself. Other than that, no difference whatsoever.

What if I considered this thread spam and postwhoring?

Then I'd say you're blowing things out of proportion. This is just some fun, from what I make of it.

It would be the greatest show ever!

Sir, we've detected a klingon warship off the starboard bow!

Quick scotty, spin some plates on long poles while Spock and I balance on a stack of chairs!

It would be the greatest show ever!

I think the Japanese may have already made it!

Sir, we've detected a klingon warship off the starboard bow!

Quick scotty, spin some plates on long poles while Spock and I balance on a stack of chairs!

Remember they're mute!

They'd be miming the instructions to each other!

Remember they're mute!

They'd be miming the instructions to each other!

and dyslexic.

Off the starbord...I mean port....I mean starbord bow!

Then I'd say you're blowing things out of proportion. This is just some fun, from what I make of it.
;)

Here's a red shirt for you...

*sets phaser to desintegrate*

You know the deal. :eek::D:p

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