NationStates Jolt Archive

Considering all of my posts tonight have been following a general theme, which is firstly being about sex, and secondly barely recieving any replies, I ventured onto LiveJournal, and came across this...

http://www.livejournal.com/tools/memories.bml?user=sextips

You know you want to visit it.

I am so bored, horny and alone.:(

Curious. I've never seen such a complete list of sexual "things". :eek:

I am so bored, horny and alone.:(

http://home.maine.rr.com/waassaap/Forum%20Pictures/porncheaper.jpg

My innocent little fragile mind has been heavily corrupted today:eek: :D

http://home.maine.rr.com/waassaap/Forum%20Pictures/porncheaper.jpg

My innocent little fragile mind has been heavily corrupted today:eek: :D

Haha, if only I were a guy.

http://home.maine.rr.com/waassaap/Forum%20Pictures/porncheaper.jpg

My innocent little fragile mind has been heavily corrupted today:eek: :D

the sign says it all

Haha, if only I were a guy.

Why do you have to be a guy to watch porn? :confused:

Haha, if only I were a guy.

Yeah, I know you're a girl cos I saw the other threads. Porn is for women too! Well, at least there's some in it :D

You shouldn't be feeling like that when you have a b/f surely.......

Haha, if only I were a guy.

i dont know i have been told storys
but iam not going to get in to it

the sign says it all

Yes I am a total [insert masturbatory expletive here].:(

Why do you have to be a guy to watch porn? :confused:

Ahh, true. I was saying that moreso in reference to the tissues. I don't know, I guess I associate males with orgasming over porn rather than females. Strange, really. I have no idea why I said that now!

Yeah, I know you're a girl cos I saw the other threads. Porn is for women too! Well, at least there's some in it :D

You shouldn't be feeling like that when you have a b/f surely.......

Yeh, I realised what I said was ridiculous!

And my fiance and I have been having sex all day... I'm just horny again.

Ahh, true. I was saying that moreso in reference to the tissues. I don't know, I guess I associate males with orgasming over porn rather than females. Strange, really. I have no idea why I said that now!

A lot of porn is male-oriented. It's hard to find stuff that's more for women. :(

i dont know i have been told storys
but iam not going to get in to it

You shouldn't, considering "stories" has no "Y".

Yes I am a total [insert masturbatory expletive here].:(

:eek:
i was going with its cheaper then a date
the other thing i was going to leave alone

A lot of porn is male-oriented. It's hard to find stuff that's more for women. :(

I know that with photography, I love nudes, but I only get turned on when they're classy, elegant, beautiful and sensual. A front on view of a hairy pussy in "Hustler" really doesn't do it for me.

Yeh, I realised what I said was ridiculous!

And my fiance and I have been having sex all day... I'm just horny again.

Aw man, comments like that make me even more miserable (been single for 6 and a half years:()

A lot of porn is male-oriented. It's hard to find stuff that's more for women. :(

Plenty of lesbian vids out there!:eek: :D ;) :fluffle:

I know that with photography, I love nudes, but I only get turned on when they're classy, elegant, beautiful and sensual. A front on view of a hairy pussy in "Hustler" really doesn't do it for me.

I totally agree. If you're looking for good stuff, I recommend anything by Andrew Blake. ;)

:eek:
i was going with its cheaper then a date
the other thing i was going to leave alone

*Rofl*:p
It's all true! (about the cheaper bit anyhow)

You shouldn't, considering "stories" has no "Y".

i get things wrong to having dyslexia but i get by

but like i said the stories iam not going there

I totally agree. If you're looking for good stuff, I recommend anything by Andrew Blake. ;)

Bill Henson isn't all about nudes, but his photography is very sexual somehow.

Bill Henson isn't all about nudes, but his photography is very sexual somehow.

I haven't heard of him before, I'll check it out. :)

EDIT: He's very black, isn't he? Not sure it's my thing...

Bleh, enough with the sex threads already. :p

Bleh, enough with the sex threads already. :p

But I'm SO bored!

But I'm SO bored!

:fluffle: ?

:p

But I'm SO bored!

50 Dark Movies hidden in a picture (http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=19700)

That may keep you amused for a bit - There was a thread about it a while back.

If not then flash games maybe? (No - I don't mean flashing!):p

WARBEARS (http://www.2flashgames.com/f/f-War-Bears-2290.htm)

But I'm SO bored!

Bleh.

Go masturbate, or something.

You want quality? Two words and a name: Met Art, Voronin

A lot of porn is male-oriented. It's hard to find stuff that's more for women. :(
Well what exactly is it that women prefer in porn?

Well what exactly is it that women prefer in porn?

Something a little more classy and less "in your face". Storyline is also good. I imagine it's an individual thing though.

Something a little more classy and less "in your face". Storyline is also good. I imagine it's an individual thing though.

It's called hentai...well certain types of hentai. Not only do they have plot, sometimes on par with regular movies, but there are as many categories for hentai as there are regular movies.

Well what exactly is it that women prefer in porn?

Men usually. ;)

It's called hentai...well certain types of hentai. Not only do they have plot, sometimes on par with regular movies, but there are as many categories for hentai as there are regular movies.

Yes I've seen it. The only thing it lacks is real people.

Yes I've seen it. The only thing it lacks is real people.
Beggars needn't be choosers

Beggars needn't be choosers

Who said I'm a beggar? :p ;)

Who said I'm a beggar? :p ;)

Well it's a lot harder to come across regular porn that women would prefer than it is hentai that women would prefer.

Well it's a lot harder to come across regular porn that women would prefer than it is hentai that women would prefer.

Maybe. But not all hentai is good though.

Maybe. But not all hentai is good though.

The same goes for regular porn

The same goes for regular porn

Don't I know it. :(

add same of the german porn
an you get hello what the fuck are you doing thats sick

add same of the german porn
an you get hello what the fuck are you doing thats sick

But lederhosen makes me hot.

But lederhosen makes me hot.

have you seen some of the sick shit they in to

But lederhosen makes me hot.

http://members.aon.at/tangofeldkirch/images/schuhplattler_0.jpg

have you seen some of the sick shit they in to

http://members.aon.at/tangofeldkirch/images/schuhplattler_0.jpg

Hell yes. Just check out the size of his accordion. :eek:

*fap fap fap*

Considering all of my posts tonight have been following a general theme, which is firstly being about sex, and secondly barely recieving any replies, I ventured onto LiveJournal, and came across this...

http://www.livejournal.com/tools/memories.bml?user=sextips

You know you want to visit it.

I am so bored, horny and alone.:(

*raises hand*

Me too :(

Considering all of my posts tonight have been following a general theme, which is firstly being about sex, and secondly barely recieving any replies, I ventured onto LiveJournal, and came across this...

http://www.livejournal.com/tools/memories.bml?user=sextips

You know you want to visit it.

I am so bored, horny and alone.:(

You normally would have got a lot of replies from me, but... I've been busy as my boyfriend was here for the weekend. :)

*hump.... erm, bump! Bump! Not hump...

<.<
>.>

Yeh, I realised what I said was ridiculous!

And my fiance and I have been having sex all day... I'm just horny again.

...

I want sex...you lucky girl...:(

Bleh.

Go masturbate, or something.I can't. I live in an efficiency and have guests passed out on my floor. And my bathroom is the size of a broom closet. This is as close to mastrubation as I can get.

I can't. I live in an efficiency and have guests passed out on my floor. And my bathroom is the size of a broom closet. This is as close to mastrubation as I can get.

Your guests wouldn't mind. That or you could go masturbate outside.

Why do you have to be a guy to watch porn? :confused:
Guys always grab the tissues in movies.
*shrugs*

Guys always grab the tissues in movies.
*shrugs*

Women tend to wash their hands afterwards, though.

Women tend to wash their hands afterwards, though.

>.>
<.<
Men don't.

>.>
<.<
Men don't.

Did I really need to know that, so shortly before lunchtime? :eek:

Did I really need to know that, so shortly before lunchtime? :eek:

That depends, are you going to get your lunch from a man or a woman?

That depends, are you going to get your lunch from a man or a woman?

I'll be sure to get it from a woman now, thank you.

I'll be sure to get it from a woman now, thank you.

I aim to please.

Women tend to wash their hands afterwards, though.
Yeah that ain't the point, the point is guys always grab a box of tissues.
Wheter it is true or not thats what seems to happen in the movies...
Real life may or may not be different.

Anyways what man has tissues?:confused:

I aim to please.
But fail misearbly.:p
*Flees*

Yeah that ain't the point, the point is guys always grab a box of tissues.
Wheter it is true or not thats what seems to happen in the movies...
Real life may or may not be different.

Anyways what man has tissues?:confused:

You're asking the wrong person... when I'm around, they tend not to need tissues :D

You're asking the wrong person... when I'm around, they tend not to need tissues :D
I'm sure.
---------------------------
My Dream thread was so much better than this...

I'm sure.
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My Dream thread was so much better than this...

Wet dreams, right? :p

I am so bored, horny and alone.:(

Then shut down the computer and go get somebody to love.

Best wishes!

Considering all of my posts tonight have been following a general theme, which is firstly being about sex, and secondly barely recieving any replies, I ventured onto LiveJournal, and came across this...

http://www.livejournal.com/tools/memories.bml?user=sextips

You know you want to visit it.

I am so bored, horny and alone.:(

You didn't ask for advice but that's never stopped me before, so here goes: if you want women to be attracted to you, concentrate on becoming the best "you" you can be. Not only will women find you to be mature and attractive, but you will attract the sort of woman who matches you much better.

This works. Really!

You didn't ask for advice but that's never stopped me before, so here goes: if you want women to be attracted to you, concentrate on becoming the best "you" you can be. Not only will women find you to be mature and attractive, but you will attract the sort of woman who matches you much better.

This works. Really!She already has a fiance, but I'm unsure if he'd like a woman to join...

I can't. I live in an efficiency and have guests passed out on my floor. And my bathroom is the size of a broom closet. This is as close to mastrubation as I can get.

NationStates as masturbatory fantasy? LMAO! :D

You didn't ask for advice but that's never stopped me before, so here goes: if you want women to be attracted to you, concentrate on becoming the best "you" you can be. Not only will women find you to be mature and attractive, but you will attract the sort of woman who matches you much better.

This works. Really!

*Giggles* Knowyourright is a woman. And she's engaged to Rotovia-. ;)

Women tend to wash their hands afterwards, though.

LOL! Or lick them! :D

LOL! Or lick them! :D

What the..... when have you been watching me??!!?? :eek:

She already has a fiance, but I'm unsure if he'd like a woman to join...

Oh. Sigh! That's what happens when you don't keep up on who iis male or female on here! :(

What the..... when have you been watching me??!!?? :eek:

Mwahahahahaha! :D

Curious. I've never seen such a complete list of sexual "things". :eek:

Your education has obviously been sadly neglected! ;)

Oh. Sigh! That's what happens when you don't keep up on who iis male or female on here! :(Tsk, tsk. That'll teach you to have a life outside of NS.

Tsk, tsk. That'll teach you to have a life outside of NS.

I seem to have broken the addiction, what with now having a couple of new girlfriends and buying a Harley. Only time will tell! ;)

I can't. I live in an efficiency and have guests passed out on my floor. And my bathroom is the size of a broom closet. This is as close to mastrubation as I can get.

Sucks.

Sucks.

From what I know of Bitchkitten, yes, sometimes. :D

TAG

Mainly so that I can read this at home on my own with the lights out. :cool:

Wet dreams, right? :p
Nope, it only involved Hitler a Coffee Maker and Kate Beckinsale...
:p

I am so bored, horny and alone.:(

Pfft...welcome to my world.

*insert vaguely ominous theme music here*

Considering all of my posts tonight have been following a general theme, which is firstly being about sex, and secondly barely recieving any replies, I ventured onto LiveJournal, and came across this...

http://www.livejournal.com/tools/memories.bml?user=sextips

You know you want to visit it.

I am so bored, horny and alone.:(
Awww, now I'm horn.:(
Yeh, I realised what I said was ridiculous!

And my fiance and I have been having sex all day... I'm just horny again.
No fair! I can't have sex at all. (Apart from cheap hookers, but that's of no interest to me.
i get things wrong to having dyslexia but i get by

but like i said the stories iam not going there
Try punctuation and capitalization. They work wonders.:p
Beggars needn't be choosers
Women have as much right to orgasmic porn as men, even if it does require more than raw sex. I'm sure they'd much rather have that than watch it.;)
The same goes for regular porn
True, but it doesn't [I]have to be so male-oriented. Just think of how much money there is to be made in porn that caters to desires females tend to harbor.
You normally would have got a lot of replies from me, but... I've been busy as my boyfriend was here for the weekend. :)
Thanks for rubbing that in.:(
*hump.... erm, bump! Bump! Not hump...

<.<
>.>
*walks into hump*
:eek:
You didn't ask for advice but that's never stopped me before, so here goes: if you want women to be attracted to you, concentrate on becoming the best "you" you can be. Not only will women find you to be mature and attractive, but you will attract the sort of woman who matches you much better.

This works. Really!
:eek: ROFLMFAO!!!!1111!SHIFtone!!!!!!!!
She already has a fiance, but I'm unsure if he'd like a woman to join...
I doubt it.
*Giggles* Knowyourright is a woman. And she's engaged to Rotovia-. ;)
Yes.
Oh. Sigh! That's what happens when you don't keep up on who iis male or female on here! :-(
You're losing your mind, old timer.:p
Tsk, tsk. That'll teach you to have a life outside of NS.
Aww, I'm developing one of those. I don't wanna be like Eutrusca!
*runs off crying*
Pfft...welcome to my world.

*insert vaguely ominous theme music here*

*plans to queue vaguely ominous theme music when he gets home*

Considering all of my posts tonight have been following a general theme, which is firstly being about sex, and secondly barely recieving any replies, I ventured onto LiveJournal, and came across this...

http://www.livejournal.com/tools/memories.bml?user=sextips

You know you want to visit it.

I am so bored, horny and alone.:(


gah! Circumcision is shortly followed by "crying", lol

gah! Circumcision is shortly followed by "crying", lol

Yes, that's how the alphabet works.:p

Ahh, true. I was saying that moreso in reference to the tissues. I don't know, I guess I associate males with orgasming over porn rather than females. Strange, really. I have no idea why I said that now!

And yet you wrote it, looked at it, thought about, wrote about how you don't know why you wrote it, looked at it again, thought about it again, then posted it anyway.

Bleh, enough with the sex threads already. :p

They can't help it, they're bored and alone.

I seem to have broken the addiction, what with now having a couple of new girlfriends and buying a Harley. Only time will tell! ;)

*Jealously* (Over breaking the habit not the Harley)

Yes, that's how the alphabet works.:p

lol, yeah yeah yeah...don't make me sic a Rabbi on you! :D

Women have as much right to orgasmic porn as men, even if it does require more than raw sex. I'm sure they'd much rather have that than watch it.;)

Both at the same time is gooooooooooooooooooooood :D


True, but it doesn't have to be so male-oriented. Just think of how much money there is to be made in porn that caters to desires females tend to harbor.

Personally, I tend to go for gay porn these days. I'm more interested in the faces and bodies of the male actors than of the female actress, so gay porn is good ;)


Thanks for rubbing that in.:(

:fluffle: There's still room in my bed

I seem to have broken the addiction, what with now having a couple of new girlfriends and buying a Harley. Only time will tell! ;)
*Jealously* (Over breaking the habit not the Harley)
Ego dies a little*:(

They can't help it, they're bored and alone.


Well, so am I. Stop reminding me. Nnngggn.

Well, so am I. Stop reminding me. Nnngggn.
*Cuddles*
Wai...
:(

*Cuddles*
Wai...
:(

*maintains composure and brushes off point of contact*

*fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap*

Well, so am I. Stop reminding me. Nnngggn.
*Cuddles*
Wai...
:(

*cuddles the both of you

Feeling better now, you two? :p

*cuddles the both of you

Feeling better now, you two? :p

Marginally. Are you wearing lederhosen?

Marginally. Are you wearing lederhosen?

Ok, now you scare me....
I might find a leather mini skirt somewhere, but that's as far as I would go.

Ok, now you scare me....
I might find a leather mini skirt somewhere, but that's as far as I would go.

You'd get it if you read back a few pages. :p

You'd get it if you read back a few pages. :p

That doesn't make it any less scary, you know?

That doesn't make it any less scary, you know?

Hahaha.

OK, i'll compromise. Can you play the bagpipes?

OK, i'll stop.

Hahaha.

OK, i'll compromise.

Can you play the bagpipes?

I'm outta here. No more cuddles for you. :p

I'm outta here. No more cuddles for you. :p

It happens every time. What do I do wrong? :(

It happens every time. What do I do wrong? :(

Try to pick more mainstream fetishes. What's wrong with women's shoes, or good ol' candlewax?

Try to pick more mainstream fetishes. What's wrong with women's shoes, or good ol' candlewax?

Candlewax tastes funny.

Candlewax tastes funny.

Try beeswax :D

Try beeswax :D

Earwax?

Rrrrrrrrrright.... well, whatever floats your boat, I guess.

Lederhosen and bagpipes, pay attention ;)



Let's do the time warp again

Earwax?

Rrrrrrrrrright.... well, whatever floats your boat, I guess.

Rrrrrrrrrright.... well, whatever floats your boat, I guess.

*pats* Um. You do realise i'm only being silly?

*pats* Um. You do realise i'm only being silly?

:p I do... but if I played silly as well, this would soon become a very disgusting conversation, I think ;)

:p I do... but if I played silly as well, this would soon become a very disgusting conversation, I think ;)

We'd be doing a public service. Anyone bored and lonely and sex deprived that comes in here suddenly won't want sex anymore. :)

We'd be doing a public service. Anyone bored and lonely and sex deprived that comes in here suddenly won't want sex anymore. :)

Nothing could make me not want sex anymore.

Nothing could make me not want sex anymore.

Not even a picture of a very sweaty and hairy Eutrusca in a bikini sucking tenderly on some bagpipes?

Nothing could make me not want sex anymore.

Agreed

Women tend to wash their hands afterwards, though.

Guys don't get their hands as dirty though hehehe.

Guys don't get their hands as dirty though hehehe.

Speak for yourself. :)

Not even a picture of a very sweaty and hairy Eutrusca in a bikini sucking tenderly on some bagpipes?

How do you know what my wallpaper is?

How do you know what my wallpaper is?

That's not all I know either.

Speak for yourself. :)

Well dont have to...

That's not all I know either.

:eek:
*makes poor attempts to hide....things.... under much smaller things.

:eek:
*makes poor attempts to hide....things.... under much smaller things.

It's OK, I won't tell anyone about your little secret. :)

It's OK, I won't tell anyone about your little secret. :)

:fluffle:

lol, yeah yeah yeah...don't make me sic a Rabbi on you! :D
So we can drink until we all get fashnookt (*doesn't know the real spelling*:p)?
Both at the same time is gooooooooooooooooooooood :D



Personally, I tend to go for gay porn these days. I'm more interested in the faces and bodies of the male actors than of the female actress, so gay porn is good ;)



:fluffle: There's still room in my bed
Yes, I imagine both is good. But I'm not really into porn.
:p I do... but if I played silly as well, this would soon become a very disgusting conversation, I think ;)
But it'd be so funny.:p

Not even a picture of a very sweaty and hairy Eutrusca in a bikini sucking tenderly on some bagpipes?
No, but nice try.

Nothing could make me not want sex anymore.
Exactly.

How do you know what my wallpaper is?

Eeeeewwwww!:p

Marginally. Are you wearing lederhosen?

you still on about that

Ok, now you scare me....
I might find a leather mini skirt somewhere, but that's as far as I would go.

that be a good show

you still on about that
He's always on for that.;)
that be a good show

It would indeed.

He's always on for that.;)


It would indeed.

*lol
I know... I'm currently trying to find an affordable one ;)

*lol
I know... I'm currently trying to find an affordable one ;)

Until then, I guess it's nothing for you.;)

Until then, I guess it's nothing for you.;)

Hehe... oh, I have... other things. But I'm not going into details here ;)

Hehe... oh, I have... other things. But I'm not going into details here ;)

Probably safer that way.;)

Probably safer that way.;)

what you said is fine by me too

fleshlight?

lol

what you said is fine by me too
Which time? I've said plenty of things.:p
fleshlight?

lol

Yeah...what about it?

Hehe... oh, I have... other things. But I'm not going into details here ;)

Probably safer that way.;)

[QUOTE=Fascist Dominion;11792454]Which time? I've said plenty of things.:p



to this one

[QUOTE=Fascist Dominion;11792454]Which time? I've said plenty of things.:p



to this one

LOL Yeah.:p

You didn't ask for advice but that's never stopped me before, so here goes: if you want women to be attracted to you, concentrate on becoming the best "you" you can be. Not only will women find you to be mature and attractive, but you will attract the sort of woman who matches you much better.

This works. Really!

Uh, I'm a female, I'm engaged and I'm awesome.

Uh, I'm a female, I'm engaged and I'm awesome.

I think we all know that. I'm not sure I could forget the person who posted pictures of Rotvia's pubes. :rolleyes:

Personally, I tend to go for gay porn these days. I'm more interested in the faces and bodies of the male actors than of the female actress, so gay porn is good ;)





Ditto.

I know a lot of guys who get off on watching two girls go at it. Not a lot of girls seem to watch a couple of guys.I don't know if we're more perverted than the average female, or the others just don't admit it.

Oh well, here's to being a pervert.:p

Ditto.

I know a lot of guys who get off on watching two girls go at it. Not a lot of girls seem to watch a couple of guys.I don't know if we're more perverted than the average female, or the others just don't admit it.

Oh well, here's to being a pervert.:p

Considering that most women wouldn't even admit to enjoying porn, even if it was straight, I guess we're just more openly perverted than the rest.

And don't we love it! :D

Uh, I'm a female, I'm engaged and I'm awesome.
Something like that.;)
I think we all know that. I'm not sure I could forget the person who posted pictures of Rotvia's pubes. :rolleyes:

:eek:

*cuddles the both of you

Feeling better now, you two? :p
Not i.-_-

I know a lot of guys who get off on watching two girls go at it.p

I don't.

Ewwww there's a section on queefing! EWWWWW!

Ewwww there's a section on queefing! EWWWWW!

So don't click it.

I don't.
I am in the same boat.
Dirty Skanks.

I am in the same boat.
Dirty Skanks.

No, that's a different boat. I just don't find it arousing.

No, that's a different boat. I just don't find it arousing.

Being young and all, isn't everything arousing? :)

No, that's a different boat. I just don't find it arousing.
Well this boat is better.:cool:

Being young and all, isn't everything arousing? :)
I meant mentally stimulating. It takes surprisingly little for a purely physical stimulation.
Well this boat is better.:cool:

Mine's bigger.:p

I meant mentally stimulating. It takes surprisingly little for a purely physical stimulation.

Hell, if you want mental stimulation, get out a calculus textbook. Just, make sure the pages don't end up stuck together.

Hell, if you want mental stimulation, get out a calculus textbook. Just, make sure the pages don't end up stuck together.

Different sort of mental stimulation, I'm afraid.:p

Different sort of mental stimulation, I'm afraid.:p

...A naked girl with a calculus book?

...A naked girl with a calculus book?

Now you're talking. ;)

Hell, if you want mental stimulation, get out a calculus textbook. Just, make sure the pages don't end up stuck together.

I think I feel my brain shutting down...

...A naked girl with a calculus book?

Ok, I think it is booting up once again. ;)

...A naked girl with a calculus book?

Where?! :D

Where?! :D

OMG, I can see it now: a naked girl on her boyfriend's bed flipping through his Calculus book and fingering herself when he walks in.:D

Both at the same time is gooooooooooooooooooooood :D




:fluffle: There's still room in my bed

Yay! I'm SO there. :fluffle: :fluffle:

My very first thought on the subject, without even reading the thread or even the OP, is:

Yes, please. I'd like some more of that.

Why don't chicks fuck more? Or is it just me? I'm guessing #2.

OMG, I can see it now: a naked girl on her boyfriend's bed flipping through his Calculus book and fingering herself when he walks in.:D

*shifty eyes*

Should I have saved my calculus book?

Also, does The Complete Works of Shakespeare have the same effect? Cuz, I do still have that.

*rereads*
Oh wait, I need a boyfriend. Shit. :headbang:

I didn't know LJ was really used by people here. That is crazy.

*shifty eyes*

Should I have saved my calculus book?

Also, does The Complete Works of Shakespeare have the same effect? Cuz, I do still have that.

*rereads*
Oh wait, I need a boyfriend. Shit. :headbang:

Yes. And that works, too. Too bad I'm taken, darling.:p