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My fiance and I were, uhh pondering this topic today. I'm definitely not against it. I don't see it as degrading if you love the person. I'm not against gay men doing it either. Here, the legal age for sex is 16, but the legal age of consent for anal sex is 18! Do you think that's discrimination?

Have you ever done it "up the butt?"

I'm intrigued.

Here, the legal age for sex is 16, but the legal age of consent for anal sex is 18! Do you think that's discrimination?

Have you ever done it "up the butt?"

yes and yes.

I am sending scrotum-seeking attack weasels against the first person to say 'my butt is one-way only' or something of that nature.

It's definitely discrimination.

Yes, but it wasn't my butt.

I am sending scrotum-seeking attack weasels against the first person to say 'my butt is one-way only' or something of that nature.

It's definitely discrimination.

Yes, but it wasn't my butt.

Did you like it?

Did you like it?

*shrug* Certainly no better or worse than a reasonably flexible vagina. *nod*

Did you like it?What?

are you a pervert or something ..^^ I am just screwing around

What?

are you a pervert or something ..^^ I am just screwing around

Haha, no. Are you a virgin, or something?

Haha, no. Are you a virgin, or something?of course i am. (my ass ^^)

and you are not? :D

The last time I watched Howard Stern, there was a gal on that was essentially advocating anal.
Apparently, she says, some women have more intense orgasms when doing it that way.

I dont care much for Howard Stern, but that was informative.

LOTS of lube is required, she says.
Caution as well.
Apparently, since a womans rectum, and vagina are so close, that anal sex that is too rough, can actually break the membranes that separate them, and aside from the damage, can actually cause a woman to defacate from the vagina.

Now before you say "No way!"...I assure you, its true.

So...be careful,but from what this gal says, some women find it very enjoyable.

of course i am. (my ass ^^)

and you are not? :D

No, you see, people of the opposite sex are attracted to me.

*shrug* Certainly no better or worse than a reasonably flexible vagina. *nod*

Wich is another way to say "Well, Hell yes i liked it."

My fiance and I were, uhh pondering this topic today. I'm definitely not against it. I don't see it as degrading if you love the person. I'm not against gay men doing it either. Here, the legal age for sex is 16, but the legal age of consent for anal sex is 18! Do you think that's discrimination?

Have you ever done it "up the butt?"

I'm intrigued.
Discrimination?
Give me a break, isn't it obvious?
For so long it was frowned upon now because of this word 'discrimination' and the word 'hate-crime' and 'square' those in power have chosen to conform to wacky ideas like yours.

Thank god we still have Fiji!

No, you see, people of the opposite sex are attracted to me.

All of them?

Yes, and yes.

LOTS of lube is required, she says.
Caution as well.
Apparently, since a womans rectum, and vagina are so close, that anal sex that is too rough, can actually break the membranes that separate them, and aside from the damage, can actually cause a woman to defacate from the vagina.

Now before you say "No way!"...I assure you, its true.
Well, if you do it like that, you're doing it wrong.

Yes, and yes.


Well, if you do it like that, you're doing it wrong.

Indeed.

I would think the point is not to go "Ow! OW! oW! ow! Ow!"

All of them?

Yes. :rolleyes:

Yes, and yes.


Well, if you do it like that, you're doing it wrong.

Haha, that's so true!

@ Knowyourright, did you like it?

Haha, I'm never one to fuck and tell.TG coming your way
U Got mail ;)

Yes, most definitely, and yes. And while it's been a pleasant and new experience, I can't say it's that much different.

I'm not planning to be on the receiving side, but I guess one can never totally rule that out.

Other than that - be on the look-out for Mustaf Herod Apyur Poupr!

TG coming your way
U Got mail ;)

Why?

Why?You will figure.

lots of lube, he should wear a condom, you should go slow, and read up on how your colon works beforehand, I can't link to any sites here, but you should read first, that is one place you don't want to be hurt.

i cant see people fascination with this

or midgets

i just dont get it.

My fiance and I were, uhh pondering this topic today. I'm definitely not against it. I don't see it as degrading if you love the person. I'm not against gay men doing it either. Here, the legal age for sex is 16, but the legal age of consent for anal sex is 18! Do you think that's discrimination?

Have you ever done it "up the butt?"

I'm intrigued.

wow, thats f'ed up, the butt, HAHAHA, anyways, Anal sex is perfectly ok, As a strait man I have engaged in it. Just be careful, go slow and use lube.

I don't mind if anyone else does it (remember I don't care what you do in the privacy of your own home), but for me and my girl it's a one way street.

*runs away from the attack weasels*

Wich is another way to say "Well, Hell yes i liked it."

Well, of course. But it isn't worth the effort of convincing a reluctant partner to try it.

I don't mind if anyone else does it (remember I don't care what you do in the privacy of your own home), but for me and my girl it's a one way street.

*runs away from the attack weasels*

You can run, but you'll only end up tired. ;)

I done it, though I do not prefer it.

Done it and gotten it done, many many many times.

Love it. Though the guy really needs to know what he's doing. An inexperienced partner is, well, a pain in the butt.

I think the fact that it has a different age of consent than vaginal sex is aimed at gay men. Very definitely discriminatory.

There is only one reason why a person even has a butt. Sexual pleasure.

There is only one reason why a person even has a butt. Sexual pleasure.

Erm ... :confused: what about ... no, I won't go there.

I've done a little, and quite liked it. :p

Indeed.

I would think the point is not to go "Ow! OW! oW! ow! Ow!"

Hey, sometimes "Ow! OW! oW! ow! Ow!" can be fun... ;)

...probably not in this specific context, though.

Hey, sometimes "Ow! OW! oW! ow! Ow!" can be fun... ;)

...probably not in this specific context, though.

True, that's not exactly where I'd be looking to test the old pleasure/pain boundary. :D

Erm ... :confused: what about ... no, I won't go there.

I've done a little, and quite liked it. :p

One reason. The rest is just annoying side issues.

One reason. The rest is just annoying side issues.

"Annoying side issues" ... I like that. :D

I have both givin' it up the butt and taken it up the butt [girls with strap-ons].

I don't think of it as degrading as long as I treat my girlfriend with respect while doing it...though I like it when she doesn't.

Indeed.

I would think the point is not to go "Ow! OW! oW! ow! Ow!"

LOL!!!

I find sodomy a bit sick (why anyone would want to put anything inside something so filthy as an anus is beyond me), but to each his own.

I find sodomy a bit sick (why anyone would want to put anything inside something so filthy as an anus is beyond me), but to each his own.

Doesn't bother me in the least.


This is going to win a Wanderjarian Thread Award, I just need to find one that this one fits....

Yes and yes.

And it can be a lot of fun (there are a lot of nerve endings in that area to stimulate).

But the advice about lubrication and going slow are VERY accurate, and should be listened to most carefully. Or you WILL get a lot of "Ow! OW! oW! ow! Ow!"

Doesn't bother me in the least.


This is going to win a Wanderjarian Thread Award, I just need to find one that this one fits....

Ok, I can't find an image for the award that won't get me banned, so just add to your sig "Winner of the Wanderjarian Horny Thread Award!"

Here, the legal age for sex is 16, but the legal age of consent for anal sex is 18! Do you think that's discrimination?

Have you ever done it "up the butt?"

Yes and absolutely.

Yes and absolutely.

LNI, that is why I love you man

....in a non gay, homo way of course.

Yes and yes.

And it can be a lot of fun (there are a lot of nerve endings in that area to stimulate).

But the advice about lubrication and going slow are VERY accurate, and should be listened to most carefully. Or you WILL get a lot of "Ow! OW! oW! ow! Ow!"
Yeah, and,
PSA: Don't use any soap-based lube... or you'll get an terrible burning sensation back there.

And don't cut one, or the pitcher will explode. ;)

I'd do a woman in the back, and if we were feeling enterprizing I'd let her peg me. :)

LNI, that is why I love you man

....in a non gay, homo way of course.

Certainly. *humps Wanderjar... in a non-gay, homo way*

Guh... I'm starting to hate sex threads... All they do is depress me and remind me that I don't have a social life and fail miserably with women AND men.... hence, I've never been on a date or kissed someone... Great, now I'm thinking too much about it... :(

I'd do a woman in the back, and if we were feeling enterprizing I'd let her peg me. :)

lol Almost sig worthy. I'll deffinately have to consider it.

Guh... I'm starting to hate sex threads... All they do is depress me and remind me that I don't have a social life and fail miserably with women AND men.... hence, I've never been on a date or kissed someone... Great, now I'm thinking too much about it... :(

There, there. They piss me off too.

I'd do a woman in the back, and if we were feeling enterprizing I'd let her peg me. :)

YOU WOULD?! ZOMfG, YOU'RE TEH GHAY!!!

You tell 'em, you homophobic bastard.

Guh... I'm starting to hate sex threads... All they do is depress me and remind me that I don't have a social life and fail miserably with women AND men.... hence, I've never been on a date or kissed someone... Great, now I'm thinking too much about it... :(

Same here. And yet I keep clicking them.

lol Almost sig worthy. I'll deffinately have to consider it.

Wow, almost sigged by Wanderjar, does this mean I've arrived?

Guh... I'm starting to hate sex threads... All they do is depress me and remind me that I don't have a social life and fail miserably with women AND men.... hence, I've never been on a date or kissed someone... Great, now I'm thinking too much about it... :(


:(


Cheer up man. I feel your pain. Once, a Bi girl, the hottest in our school asked me out, and later told me that she and her "Girlfriend" wanted to....play with me. I didn't take her up on it. I regret it immensely.

*Slaps self with a fish*

You tell 'em, you homophobic bastard.

*randomly humps the homophobic bastard in a "what happens in general STAYS in general" kinda way*

There, there. They piss me off too.

Actually... they just depress me... they don't really piss me off...

:(


Cheer up man. I feel your pain. Once, a Bi girl, the hottest in our school asked me out, and later told me that she and her "Girlfriend" wanted to....play with me. I didn't take her up on it. I regret it immensely.

*Slaps self with a fish*

:eek: ... words do not... :eek:

Cheer up man. I feel your pain. Once, a Bi girl, the hottest in our school asked me out, and later told me that she and her "Girlfriend" wanted to....play with me. I didn't take her up on it. I regret it immensely.

Wander, I have to say it: You're such a gay. *shakes head*

Unless she had VDs, then you're just smart.

*randomly humps the homophobic bastard in a "what happens in general STAYS in general" kinda way*

Good man.

Did you see what he was saying back in the one "Gheys in the Army" thread (or whatever it was called)?

Good man.

Did you see what he was saying back in the one "Gheys in the Army" thread (or whatever it was called)?

Yes I did, I think I actually posted in that thread...

Same here. And yet I keep clicking them.


We all do. We all do.

Wow, almost sigged by Wanderjar, does this mean I've arrived?

Indeed. I have given you my seal of approval.

http://img206.imageshack.us/img206/9153/sealofapprovalpq1.png

Certainly. *humps Wanderjar... in a non-gay, homo way*


lol. LNI! I didn't know you cared!

Actually... they just depress me... they don't really piss me off...

You don't get irritated because they depress you?

Indeed. I have given you my seal of approval.

http://img206.imageshack.us/img206/9153/sealofapprovalpq1.png

ROFL

:(


Cheer up man. I feel your pain. Once, a Bi girl, the hottest in our school asked me out, and later told me that she and her "Girlfriend" wanted to....play with me. I didn't take her up on it. I regret it immensely.

*Slaps self with a fish*

It's not really that... No one's even asked me out... I haven't kept a girlfriend for more than a month... and they've all broken up with me... is that a bad sign..?

You don't get irritated because they depress you?

Not really... I just have a depressive episode usually...

It's not really that... No one's even asked me out... I haven't kept a girlfriend for more than a month... and they've all broken up with me... is that a bad sign..?

Dude, three times I've "Gone out with Girls", and then finally, they just stop showing up to our dates, and they refuse to talk to me anymore...:(

ROFL

Thank you, I thought that was pretty good too :D

It's not really that... No one's even asked me out... I haven't kept a girlfriend for more than a month... and they've all broken up with me... is that a bad sign..?

YOUR GIRLFRIENDS BREAK UP WITH YOU?!?!?!?!?!???!?!??!??!JONE *gasp* :rolleyes:

No, it's not a bad sign. Relax. No one's ever asked me out either (well, this one girl DID ask me when she was stoned off her ass...), and I'm apparently "hot" (Though, the girls could just be lying to me... *hasn't considered this possibility)...

YOUR GIRLFRIENDS BREAK UP WITH YOU?!?!?!?!?!???!?!??!??!JONE *gasp* :rolleyes:

No, it's not a bad sign. Relax. No one's ever asked me out either (well, this one girl DID ask me when she was stoned off her ass...), and I'm apparently "hot" (Though, the girls could just be lying to me... *hasn't considered this possibility)...

I've had to help a friend of mine convince a dude she didn't actually "love him", that infact when she said this, she was drunk as hell. It was hilarious, and I wish I'd saved the AIM conversation.

I've had to help a friend of mine convince a dude she didn't actually "love him", that infact when she said this, she was drunk as hell. It was hilarious, and I wish I'd saved the AIM conversation.

I wish you had to, desperate people are hilarious!

I've had to help a friend of mine convince a dude she didn't actually "love him", that infact when she said this, she was drunk as hell. It was hilarious, and I wish I'd saved the AIM conversation.

:D


And one that note, I need some sleep. And sex. Not in that order though. And I have no one to smash. Damn.

I guess it's self-service tonight!!! D: :D

:D


And one that note, I need some sleep. And sex. Not in that order though. And I have no one to smash. Damn.

I guess it's self-service tonight!!! D: :D

ROFLMAO!!!

I am sigging that. I have to.

Free shepmagens, you should add to your sig that you won the "Winner of the Wanderjarian Seal of Approval" with a link to the image (hyper linked on the word seal)

Have you ever done it "up the butt?"

I'm intrigued.

Yes, but hated it.
Would rather chew shards of broken glass than go through that again. :) :(

Still, each to their own. If other people find it enjoyable, well, good for them :)

lol, thank you Free Shepmagens. I hope you take good care of your Official Wanderjarian Seal.

Yes, but hated it.
Would rather chew shards of broken glass than go through that again. :) :(

Still, each to their own. If other people find it enjoyable, well, good for them :)

Wow, thats pretty intense. I'm going to take a wild guess: It made you go "Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow*!"


(*Joke from earlier in thread ;) )

I'm going to take a wild guess: It made you go "Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow*!"

Look! Behind you! Ninjas! They're eating red herring and sailing away on a boat called "The Decoy"!

*runs and hides, embarrassed, while you ponder the herring-eating ninjas*

My fiance and I were, uhh pondering this topic today. I'm definitely not against it. I don't see it as degrading if you love the person. I'm not against gay men doing it either. Here, the legal age for sex is 16, but the legal age of consent for anal sex is 18! Do you think that's discrimination?

Have you ever done it "up the butt?"

I'm intrigued.nope. tho I did have an "examination" and it wasn't fun... for me.

however, if my future GF/Wife wants to try it... of course the owner of the butt has final say.

for me, I consider my Butt One Way.


*captures Attack weasles, retrains them to attack LG by ferouciously gnawing on his ankles... It would be your Scrotum, but the poor little dears would break their jaws on your invulerable sacs.* :D

Look! Behind you! Ninjas! They're eating red herring and sailing away on a boat called "The Decoy"!

*runs and hides, embarrassed, while you ponder the herring-eating ninjas*

*Continues to ponder....................*


Red Herring-eating ninjas?

.....So, they eat Communist Herrings? Why would a Herring be a Communist?


.....What is a herring?!?!

Free shepmagens, you should add to your sig that you won the "Winner of the Wanderjarian Seal of Approval" with a link to the image (hyper linked on the word seal)

oh, hyperlinked on the word "Goes to fix", and a herring is a fish:p

oh, hyperlinked on the word "Goes to fix", and a herring is a fish:p

Thank you, and thank you. Though I must say, the "Small White Seal bestowed unto me" comment was equally amusing. :D

Thank you, and thank you. Though I must say, the "Small White Seal bestowed unto me" comment was equally amusing. :D

The picture'd be funnier if it was a hunter with a dead seal, a club, and the phrase "Here you go!" At the bottum. :P ;)

The picture'd be funnier if it was a hunter with a dead seal, a club, and the phrase "Here you go!" At the bottum. :P ;)

Maybe, but I don't want to risk a possible bad response from that. So I thought the cute, white seal would be a good choice.

Maybe, but I don't want to risk a possible bad response from that. So I thought the cute, white seal would be a good choice.

Yeah, true. ;) I get reckless late at night, but whatcha gonna do? ;) *looks at title of thread* Urm.. hopefully not that.:p

MMMM Buttsex....*drools*

MMMM Buttsex....*drools*

lol, calm yourself man!

lol, calm yourself man!

Too late!:p

lol, calm yourself man!

Indeed, and you're supposed to use the rear entrance! :p

Yeah, true. ;) I get reckless late at night, but whatcha gonna do? ;) *looks at title of thread* Urm.. hopefully not that.:p

lol, me too. Once I was really sick, and borderline dilusional from a 105 fever, and I emailed a hate message to the Neo-Nazis, telling them they were pussies and shit. They sent me an email back calling me a bleeding heart, and that when they took power that I would be killed with all the other "lesser races". It was hilarious!

Too late!:p

Hahaha!

Hahaha!

*considers looking at porn. again*

WTF is wid teh slow forums?

*considers looking at porn. again*

WTF is wid teh slow forums?

Well you... I'm hoping that's drool... all over the server! What'd you expect? :p

I can comfortably fit two fingers into my vagina, but it hurts if I try pushing even one up my anus.

Moral: If you're going to do it, PREPARE IT FOR THE LOVE OF REASON.:headbang:

I can comfortably fit two fingers into my vagina, but it hurts if I try pushing even one up my anus.

Moral: If you're going to do it, PREPARE IT FOR THE LOVE OF REASON.:headbang:

If you plan on remaining around the NS General Forum, I award you the Wanderjarian Official Seal of Approval:

http://img206.imageshack.us/img206/9153/sealofapprovalpq1.png

If you plan on remaining around the NS General Forum, I award you the Wanderjarian Official Seal of Approval:

http://img206.imageshack.us/img206/9153/sealofapprovalpq1.png

You give that seal away like Jenna Jameson.

You give that seal away like Jenna Jameson.

I've given it away twice. Besides, I don't plan on giving it away any more until I find a post which is truly Immortal. I'm raising my award standards.


I'm trying to go from Jenna Jameson, to.....*Insert Hot, More Prudish Model/Actress Here*

I've given it away twice. Besides, I don't plan on giving it away any more until I find a post which is truly Immortal. I'm raising my award standards.


I'm trying to go from Jenna Jameson, to.....*Insert Hot, More Prudish Model/Actress Here*

I actually got two remember?:p

I actually got two remember?:p


Very true. Ok, then in the three hours I've had the seal, I've given it away three times now. Though I don't expect the third person who recieved my wonderous gift to remain around long enough to enjoy its benefits.

Very true. Ok, then in the three hours I've had the seal, I've given it away three times now. Though I don't expect the third person who recieved my wonderous gift to remain around long enough to enjoy its benefits.

If he does go, can I club his seal?

If he does go, can I club his seal?

If you must....;)

If he does go, can I club his seal?If you do, don't worry; my lips are sealed.

If you do, don't worry; my lips are sealed.

haha

If you must....;)

I'm Canadian, its in my blood.

I'm Canadian, its in my blood.

Well all those beavers must get boring...

I'm Canadian, its in my blood.

I'm an adopted Canadian. I have Canadian buddies who say I meet all the criteria:


1. I love Hockey.
2. I am good at Hockey
3. I say "Eh" regularly


Etc. ;)

Well all those beavers must get boring...

That is they gayest thing I have ever heard anyone say.

I've given it away twice. Besides, I don't plan on giving it away any more until I find a post which is truly Immortal. I'm raising my award standards.


I'm trying to go from Jenna Jameson, to.....*Insert Hot, More Prudish Model/Actress Here*
Immortal or immoral?:p

That is they gayest thing I have ever heard anyone say.

Thank you.:p

Immortal or immoral?:p

Possibly a combination of the two ;)


As long as its immortally Immoral....or Immorally Immortal. ;)

Have you ever done it "up the butt?"


Nopers.

It's not really that... No one's even asked me out... I haven't kept a girlfriend for more than a month... and they've all broken up with me... is that a bad sign..?

Possibly a combination of the two ;)


As long as its immortally Immoral....or Immorally Immortal. ;)
Completely acceptable.

True, that's not exactly where I'd be looking to test the old pleasure/pain boundary. :D
Love testing it. But then I really like the mix. My pain tolerance goes way up when I'm aroused.

Love testing it. But then I really like the mix. My pain tolerance goes way up when I'm aroused.

:eek:

that's... errr... reaally nice to know... 'scuse me...

*runs to take an ICE COLD shower.*

:eek:

that's... errr... reaally nice to know... 'scuse me...

*runs to take an ICE COLD shower.*ROFL
It's after four here. I'll talk about anything at this hour.

ROFL
It's after four here. I'll talk about anything at this hour.

11:03 pm... isn't sleep deprivation FUN!!! :D

Nay, though I really want to. Give AND take. But then, I just reeaaally want sex. DAMN MY 19-YEAR OLD HORMONES! :(

Yes, yes.

Nay, though I really want to. Give AND take. But then, I just reeaaally want sex. DAMN MY 19-YEAR OLD HORMONES! :(

LOL!

Nicely put.

The last time I watched Howard Stern, there was a gal on that was essentially advocating anal.
Apparently, she says, some women have more intense orgasms when doing it that way.

I dont care much for Howard Stern, but that was informative.

LOTS of lube is required, she says.
Caution as well.
Apparently, since a womans rectum, and vagina are so close, that anal sex that is too rough, can actually break the membranes that separate them, and aside from the damage, can actually cause a woman to defacate from the vagina.

Now before you say "No way!"...I assure you, its true.

So...be careful,but from what this gal says, some women find it very enjoyable.


I honestly doubt that. I have gotten all sorts of nasty with girls in bed and I never got the impression any barriers would be "broken".

besides, women whether they admit it or not, can take some pretty huge dumps just like men. How are these bowel movements any less rough than what you see some porn stars engaging in?

I honestly doubt that. I have gotten all sorts of nasty with girls in bed and I never got the impression any barriers would be "broken".

besides, women whether they admit it or not, can take some pretty huge dumps just like men. How are these bowel movements any less rough than what you see some porn stars engaging in?

ROFL!!

Anal sex brings you closer to Jesus.

Anal sex brings you closer to Jesus.

lol


I...can't...stop....laughing!

Anal sex brings you closer to Jesus.

lol


I...can't...stop....laughing!

Anal sex brings you closer to Jesus.

Really? I have to get some more, then. To see what the strory is with all those people claiming to have had "personal experiences" with Jesus... :D

Really? I have to get some more, then. To see what the strory is with all those people claiming to have had "personal experiences" with Jesus... :D

Yeah, well remember there'll be a second coming.

Really? I have to get some more, then. To see what the strory is with all those people claiming to have had "personal experiences" with Jesus... :D

Hahahaha


Both of you are almost worthy of the Seal (Look on page 5)

Yeah, well remember there'll be a second coming.

I should hope so! You've got to let a girl finish after all....

*cough* Look at my sig Second comming indeed.

I am sending scrotum-seeking attack weasels against the first person to say 'my butt is one-way only' or something of that nature.

.

Even so--MINE only wants traffic to go one way.

I think I might quite like to try it, in the right situation.

I honestly doubt that. I have gotten all sorts of nasty with girls in bed and I never got the impression any barriers would be "broken".


You haven't looked very hard. Or your idea of nasty is pretty tame.

I've had a couple of girlfriends who enjoy it, so yes.

yes and yes.



I cant help it....



I know I really shouldnt...





Its like clubbing a baby seal....





But OD ...why am I not suprised ?:D

Yeah, well remember there'll be a second coming.



Well I sure hope so...and a third and a fourth and a fith...so what If you may have to break out the viagra sooner or later ??



Anal sex brings you closer to Jesus.


Your assuming the cross is over the headboard though.


You could be right though Priest seem to endorse that view.......

My fiance and I were, uhh pondering this topic today. I'm definitely not against it. I don't see it as degrading if you love the person. I'm not against gay men doing it either. Here, the legal age for sex is 16, but the legal age of consent for anal sex is 18! Do you think that's discrimination?

Have you ever done it "up the butt?"

I'm intrigued.

Given to a guy, taken from a guy, given to a girl and er... taken from a girl too... strange experience.

Nothing wrong with it, tis fun.

the girl one was a bit degrading though.

I find it amusing the only way people stay on topic for more than 6 pages on here is if the thread is about sex.

I find it amusing the only way people stay on topic for more than 6 pages on here is if the thread is about sex.

... not true, i once saw a george bush bashing thread last.
And a religion one.

...
ok it was religions view on sex but the george bush bashing one... unless i read bashing in the wrong way :eek:

... not true, i once saw a george bush bashing thread last.
And a religion one.

...
ok it was religions view on sex but the george bush bashing one... unless i read bashing in the wrong way :eek:

You did. That was about bashing Bush in the bum.

You did. That was about bashing Bush in the bum.

dear god! i said i was up for it!

Tried with an ex, without any protection like the true daredevil that I am... was fantastic until.. how to say... some trapped air was released. Noisily. While her arse was pointing at me.

I was debating whether to ignore it or brush it off, when she shrieked and refused to do it again >.<

dear god! i said i was up for it!

:eek:

Tried with an ex, without any protection like the true daredevil that I am... was fantastic until.. how to say... some trapped air was released. Noisily. While her arse was pointing at me.

I was debating whether to ignore it or brush it off, when she shrieked and refused to do it again >.<

ya know, some stories are just best left in the bedroom my friend.

ya know, some stories are just best left in the bedroom my friend.

Not really, best to get them out in the open, last thing he wants to do is get another person in his room and go "Ya know once i blasted a gal in the ass..."

You did. That was about bashing Bush in the bum.
dear god! i said i was up for it!

:p

I probably shouldn't be in this thread...

but this is sigged. :D

Tried with an ex, without any protection like the true daredevil that I am... was fantastic until.. how to say... some trapped air was released. Noisily. While her arse was pointing at me.

I was debating whether to ignore it or brush it off, when she shrieked and refused to do it again >.<

Well, no risk, no fun, as my old granny used to say... :D

Yes, and yes. I'd say it's Meh.

MMMM Buttsex....*drools*That can be a nice prerequisite.