Keep The Foley Jokes A-Runnin'
Darknovae
06-10-2006, 22:55
Well ever since the Foley story came out, we've been talking about in my third-period class. My teacher said "now there's going to be tons of Foley jokes". Well, my friend (who is also in this class) came up with one:
After Foley resigned, he decided to write an erotic novel. How long was it?
One page
:D
Any more?
Andaluciae
06-10-2006, 22:56
Something about Foley and Michael Jackson...I dunno.
Greater Trostia
06-10-2006, 22:57
Foley was having difficulty reading because the pages were all stuck together.
Drunk commies deleted
06-10-2006, 23:09
You can kind of use Foley's name in Michael Jackson jokes.
Why did Foley go to Walmart? Boys' pants were half off.
What does Foley like about twenty eight year olds? There are twenty of 'em.
Maybe not. Whatever.
"after resigning, Foley swore that this was a new page in his life."
PsychoticDan
06-10-2006, 23:18
They've got a new mFoley burger at McDonald's. It's a 54 year old piece of meat stuck between 16 year old buns.
Darknovae
07-10-2006, 00:16
You can kind of use Foley's name in Michael Jackson jokes.
Why did Foley go to Walmart? Boys' pants were half off.
What does Foley like about twenty eight year olds? There are twenty of 'em.
Maybe not. Whatever.
Meh, Foley doesn't go after 8 year olds, he goes after 16 year old pages.
Montacanos
07-10-2006, 00:18
They've got a new mFoley burger at McDonald's. It's a 54 year old piece of meat stuck between 16 year old buns.
zing!
Darknovae
07-10-2006, 00:20
"Since when was Michael Jackson in Congress?"
Demented Hamsters
07-10-2006, 03:57
Foley never used bookmarks. He prefered to bend his pages over instead.
Svalbardania
07-10-2006, 09:55
What did Foley say when his girlfriend called him a pervert?
That's an awfully big word for an 8 year old.