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Aw, make it HARD, LG....
























:p

Aw, make it HARD, LG....


:p

I can't help it, I giggled my ass off when I saw this pic, and it was the only way I could think of to share it. :)

"He was this close to making a touchdown"



.. oh shut up, like the obvious caption needed to be said..

"Foley said your 16 year old was this long."

Is that gesture dubya's response to:

"How much land have we gained in Iraq over the last year?":p

or

"How much land has Israel actually given back to Palestine?":rolleyes:

My imaginary friend is this tall.

President Bush and Congressman Foley compare the sizes of their biggest blunders.

"I am going to say the fish was this big, but really there is no fish"

I swear, those Israelies and Palestinians. They're fighting over land this big. I'm serious. All because no one really wants the Palestinians. Maybe if they blew up some Syrian and Lebonese stuff, they'd be able to get more land. Why try to kill Isreal? That land is tiny.

"Eheh, so I was preparin' to spank the Democrats by callin' them terrorists supporters..."

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Foley said he put it in this deep.

Tee hee. My inner 10-year-old is greatly amused by that photo.

my dick this big iam tell you it is

my dick this big iam tell you it is

I commend you for having to courage to say the one none of us would. :D

Anyhoo, peut-etre "If you come within this distance of my daughters, I'll kill you"

The liberal media took a small story, twisted it, and made it this big.

Bush: This is how you do Kung-Fu.

MeansToAnEnd
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Whatever you said I'm sure it's anti Left, pro bush, and stupid.

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Foley: "Are you upset about that tiny scandal of mine?"
Bush: "Nah. I've screwed up about this big in comparison!"

I commend you for having to courage to say the one none of us would. :D

Anyhoo, peut-etre "If you come within this distance of my daughters, I'll kill you"

thank you
iam form the land down under it cames to us easy

a mad persons is after me an there this big

when i get home iam making a sandwich this big want to help

a mad persons is after me an there this big

That'll be Dick Cheney then. ;)

Anddddd...hmmmm: "I was this close to killing Colbert after the White House Correspondent's Dinner speech".

or because I love Cobert (we lack his wit in the UK):

"This is how big I felt when I stood next to the demi-god that is Colbert".

"Keep the monitor close so your aides won't see that you're rubbing one out."

Ooooo, on the Cheney theme.

"He was *this* close to shooting me instead of that lawyer guy! Hey!! You look slightly happy about that..."

Ooooo, on the Cheney theme.

"He was *this* close to shooting me instead of that lawyer guy! Hey!! You look slightly happy about that..."

the other person

"who me sir no iam not"


what he was think at time

blood cheney he fuck up now we never get him out

"And that is how you toss someone's salad."

other person

boy he goes on and on i wish he shut up

Down the street they are selling hot dogs this big!

or:
Rice was wearing a strap-on this big I swear!

Whatever you said I'm sure it's anti Left, pro bush, and stupid.

Hey you got 2.5/3. I'm impressed.

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foley: geez i only stuck it in this far...

bush: hell son, in texas if it doesnt go in THIS far its not statutory rape.

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It was THIS big?

Bush: This is how you do Kung-Fu.


Whatever you said I'm sure it's anti Left, pro bush, and stupid.

Huh. You are actually all right. here, I'll quote him:

"The liberal media took a small story, twisted it, and made it this big."

Not really funny, or even true.

Say what you want about Colin Powell... I swear to go some steryotypes are true!

Jon Stewart's ego grew this much when he made his jokes about the Foley case.

I'm tellin' ya Cherie Blair's ass, It's Huge!!!

I'm tellin' ya Cherie Blair's ass, It's Huge!!!

I trust the only reason he's mentioning her ass is because his arms can't possibly stretch to the size of her mouth! :D

Huh. You are actually all right. here, I'll quote him:

"The liberal media took a small story, twisted it, and made it this big."

Not really funny, or even true.

Figures, that's why he joins the like of RealAmerica on my ignore list.

I think Bush is telling he needs a good cowboy on his farm.

"They're this huge in Texas!"

Foley: I make one little mistake, and look at one happens...
Bush: From what I heard Big Boy, it was no little mistake ;)


*I apologise profusely, that was horrible taste

"If yer a dumbass and you know it, clap your hands........HEY!"

Bush: This is how you do Kung-Fu.


Whatever you said I'm sure it's anti Left, pro bush, and stupid.

Bingo. :)

Well, apparently, this picture was taken in 2004 after Hurricane Katrina struck. Way to blow something out of proportion. It may have even been doctored -- I saw it on Reuters.

http://today.reuters.com/news/newsPhotoPresentation.aspx?type=newsOne&imageID=2006-10-08T132300Z_01_N06365010_RTRUKOP_0_PICTURE0.xml

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"God talks to me this looong on Sundays!"

Bush: This is how you do Kung-Fu.

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Whatever you said I'm sure it's anti Left, pro bush, and stupid.
You made my day! :D

"I swear to God, after this war, our dignity is going to grow this much!"

"According to the box my penis pump will help my penis and ego grow this much"

Well, apparently, this picture was taken in 2004 after Hurricane Katrina struck. Way to blow something out of proportion. It may have even been doctored -- I saw it on Reuters.

http://today.reuters.com/news/newsPhotoPresentation.aspx?type=newsOne&imageID=2006-10-08T132300Z_01_N06365010_RTRUKOP_0_PICTURE0.xml

What proportion?

This is a captioning contest. There's no proportion to blow out!

Or from a different perspective, the whole purpose OF a captioning contest is to blow it out of proportion. ;)

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"Then MeansToAnEnd grabbed my by the waist like this and..."

"Got his IM address?"

Oh, well, you can take anything out of proportion quite easily.

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"And I will squash America like a bug!"

Yer so the cells in Guantanamo are ,if they're lucky, this big
and
Hey, I could of sworn I was holding Osama's head a second ago.

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"YOU CALL THIS QUICHE?!?"

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The arm is actually somebody who he's holding face down in a tub of water and he's grasping for help.

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"Do you know how many times I'll become President?! This many!. I don't care if its unconstitutional!"

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Do you REALLY want to know where I've had these?!

Oh, well, you can take anything out of proportion quite easily.

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"And I will squash America like a bug!"Hehe. That's actually funny without being at your expense! :D

And now I have this iron girder through my head.

Mummy... Satan has possessed my right hand again... I've tried making this face at it, but it's still evil.

"I want doughnuts. More doughnuts!"

"Mr. President, 13 soldiers were just ambushed and have been captured. We feel executi-"

"Don't interupt me now, Secretary! Just get me some damn doughnuts! Oh, and a coffee, too. One about this big..."