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At shcool, we got a new kid in our class a few weeks ago.

At fisrt I thought he was just quiet, nervous to be in a new school.. Then as the weeks went by, he started getting more open, yadda yadda.

Well, you see, he's open to everyone in the class, but me.

Today as I walked out of school I tried to talk to him. What did he do? Mummbled something, put his hoody on, and walked away.

Now.. I don't know if he just has shitty hearing, or if he's just being an ass.


Is it even worth trying to talk to him, or should I just forget about the scumbag's existance?

To stab him with a fork, or to be his friend?

Why not both? :D

Beeeeeeeeeerrrrrraaaaahhhhhhhh!

Why not both? :D
Nothing says friendship quite like flatware to the extremities.

I'm thinking "requiem for a dream" style...



"YOU SMUG FUCK!"
*stab through hand*

If you can't jab your friend with utensils, is he really a friend?

If you can't jab your friend with utensils, is he really a friend?

Hear hear, hear hear!

I love you, LG.

punch him in the face.

There’s always the emo option: stab yourself with the fork because it’s so weirdly and illogically your fault he doesn’t like you.:p

Besides, don’t stab a random with a fork… I reserve fork stabiness for people I like lots *tries to look sultry*;)

Shoot dog poo at him with a slingshot.

Be nice to him. He might spare your life when he decides to go nuts and starts shooting everyone at your school! :eek::eek::eek::eek: :mp5: (<- the guy) :D (<-Ruffy)

Just give it another try. Maybe you aren't easy to befriend, either, eh?

Just give it another try. Maybe you aren't easy to befriend, either, eh?

uh.....we don't take kindly to people who would criticize Ruffy around here....

just so you know.

Why not both? :D
Too much effort!
punch him in the face.
I should.
Shoot dog poo at him with a slingshot.
Hm.. I should punch him, then wipe dog poo all over him.
Be nice to him. He might spare your life when he decides to go nuts and starts shooting everyone at your school! :eek::eek::eek::eek: :mp5: (<- the guy) :D (<-Ruffy)

Just give it another try. Maybe you aren't easy to befriend, either, eh?
:eek:

Stab him with a fork until he dances for you. Make the boy dance. Make the boy dance in a kiddie pool full of jello. Yes. Make him dance or suffer fork stabbings to the inner thigh.

Stab him with a fork until he dances for you. Make the boy dance. Make the boy dance in a kiddie pool full of jello. Yes. Make him dance or suffer fork stabbings to the inner thigh.

and you just made me laugh so hard that soda came out my nose.....

that was painful....

Stab him with a SPOON. It'll take longer and hurt more.

Or, perhaps, you might just try talking to him again. Then, if you two become friends, you can do all the stuff in this thread to someone you BOTH don't like... it is always better to have a cohort in crime, I find (and not just because you can, in a pinch, give him up under interrogation in trade for a lighter sentence).

If you can't jab your friend with utensils until he dances for you in a kiddie poll full of jello, is he really your friend?

If you can't jab your friend with utensils until he dances for you in a kiddie poll full of jello, is he really your friend?

Friends don't let friends escape the kiddie pool of jello... or friends must stab friends with forks.

uh.....we don't take kindly to people who would criticize Ruffy around here....

just so you know.
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y223/GermanNightmare/taxi16.jpg
Ya talkin' ta me? Ya talkin' ta me?
and you just made me laugh so hard that soda came out my nose.....

that was painful....
When will everyone learn not to eat and drink while on NSG? I don't even wanna know how many posters we've lost who suffocated over someone's stupid jokes :D

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y223/GermanNightmare/taxi16.jpg
Ya talkin' ta me? Ya talkin' ta me?



I love that movie... mostly because hubby has a crush on Jodie Foster (not a scary one, a normal one) and so whenever we watch that I can be like "told you she was a whore"

LOL

yeah....

I love that movie... mostly because hubby has a crush on Jodie Foster (not a scary one, a normal one) and so whenever we watch that I can be like "told you she was a whore"

LOL
It's a great movie. Mmh... Jodyboobies... :D

Yeah, well, I watch it whenever it's on - it's still on my "to buy"-list should I have the money for it ;)

yeah....
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y223/GermanNightmare/TaxiDriver.jpg
Really?

Is it even worth trying to talk to him, or should I just forget about the scumbag's existance?

Maybe he's shy because he likes you? I mean likes you...

punch him in the face.

That's a very unchristian attitude Smunkee!:D

uh.....we don't take kindly to people who would criticize Ruffy around here....

just so you know.

Meh, he needs it once in every million posts to keep him grounded (plus teh German Nightmare rocks! ;))

Stab him with a fork until he dances for you. Make the boy dance. Make the boy dance in a kiddie pool full of jello. Yes. Make him dance or suffer fork stabbings to the inner thigh.

You win this one! I laughed my ass off at that! But now I have no ass :(

Forks are for losers.....Ruffy you should stab him with the much fabled SPORK!:cool:

*snip*

WTF? Why the hand-forking? Just ignore him. Whatever, dude.

What would Allah do?

How about, "Try again, but if he doesn't respond, ignore him, and remain largely indifferent towards eachother for the entirity of his life?"


Violence isn't the answer, Ruffy.

Stab him with a Myrth!

He's emo. Stab him with a fork.

Maybe he has a crush on you & doesn't know how to talk to you?

At shcool, we got a new kid in our class a few weeks ago.

At fisrt I thought he was just quiet, nervous to be in a new school.. Then as the weeks went by, he started getting more open, yadda yadda.

Well, you see, he's open to everyone in the class, but me.

Today as I walked out of school I tried to talk to him. What did he do? Mummbled something, put his hoody on, and walked away.

Now.. I don't know if he just has shitty hearing, or if he's just being an ass.


Is it even worth trying to talk to him, or should I just forget about the scumbag's existance?

Well, since he is nice to everyone else, maybe he isnt the problem.
Sounds like this "scumbag" is well on his way to not giving a shit about your existance--and he is much better off for it.

Kiss him square on the lips and begin humping his leg.

At least that will get him to acknowlege your existance.

Well, since he is nice to everyone else, maybe he isnt the problem.
Sounds like this "scumbag" is well on his way to not giving a shit about your existance--and he is much better off for it.

You're a silly little child.

Kiss him square on the lips and begin humping his leg.

At least that will get him to acknowlege your existance.

*scribbles in notebook Kiss the new kid.*

Maybe he has a crush on you & doesn't know how to talk to you?

actually no, i have the crush on ruffy, and don't know how to tell him.



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:eek:

actually no, i have the crush on ruffy, and don't know how to tell him.



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:eek:

*sparys minty stuff in mouth*
*coughs*
*begins to choke*
*spits minty stuff out*
*looks at Zilam and winks*

Five minutes ago, I typed out some really good advice for this situation. It was concise, witty and possessed of wisdom beyond that known to mortal man.
Four minutes ago, I reread that advice, and realized just how good it was. It was the sort of advice that becomes the basis for religions and defines entire philosophies.
Three minutes ago, I called over my roommate, and, while he was at first irate about my interrupting his rigid masturbation schedule for some stupid "emo-shit thread", he was eventually reduced to tears by the sheer beauty of my advice.
Two minutes ago, I remembered that I am not Dear-Fucking-Abby, but am, instead, H N Fiddlebottoms VIII, and that this is the Internets, not a place for being helpful or kind.
So, just one minute ago, I deleted my wonderful advice from the world and replaced it with a joke about testicles:
"So, two testicles walk into a bar. One of them looks at the other and says: 'What the fuck does this have to do with the rest of the thread?'"

Five minutes ago, I typed out some really good advice for this situation. It was concise, witty and possessed of wisdom beyond that known to mortal man.
Four minutes ago, I reread that advice, and realized just how good it was. It was the sort of advice that becomes the basis for religions and defines entire philosophies.
Three minutes ago, I called over my roommate, and, while he was at first irate about my interrupting his rigid masturbation schedule for some stupid "emo-shit thread", he was eventually reduced to tears by the sheer beauty of my advice.
Two minutes ago, I remembered that I am not Dear-Fucking-Abby, but am, instead, H N Fiddlebottoms VIII, and that this is the Internets, not a place for being helpful or kind.
So, just one minute ago, I deleted my wonderful advice from the world and replaced it with a joke about testicles:
"So, two testicles walk into a bar. One of them looks at the other and says: 'What the fuck does this have to do with the rest of the thread?'"

The first testicle replies "I think we came in with the "rigid masturbation schedule"

uh.....we don't take kindly to people who would criticize Ruffy around here....

just so you know.

And to think I was gonna suggest to The Ruffster that he takes things too personally.

Oh, hell, i am gonna say it anyways. To be blunt Ruffy, why do you give a shit one way or the other? If he ain't interested in talking to you, then walk away. You have got to have better things to do than worry about why one person in the whole damned school seemingly doesn't like you.

You don't have to be friends with everyone.

And to think I was gonna suggest to The Ruffster that he takes things too personally.

Oh, hell, i am gonna say it anyways. To be blunt Ruffy, why do you give a shit one way or the other? If he ain't interested in talking to you, then walk away. You have got to have better things to do than worry about why one person in the whole damned school seemingly doesn't like you.

You don't have to be friends with everyone.

You know, I agree.

But it just makes me feel weird, "what exactly does he not like about me?", that crap kinda gets in my head..

*shrugs*

You know, sometimes it could be absolutely nothing. Zero reason to dislike you, but he does anyways. And if someone was to ask him about it, I'll even bet he wouldn't have an answer. Rationality has nothing to do with it.:D

We are assuming that this guy does dislike you, and wasn't merely feeling the need to be a jerk that day.

You know, I agree.

But it just makes me feel weird, "what exactly does he not like about me?", that crap kinda gets in my head..

*shrugs*
Did you accidently flick boogers on him ? That might be it.

At shcool, we got a new kid in our class a few weeks ago.

At fisrt I thought he was just quiet, nervous to be in a new school.. Then as the weeks went by, he started getting more open, yadda yadda.

Well, you see, he's open to everyone in the class, but me.

Today as I walked out of school I tried to talk to him. What did he do? Mummbled something, put his hoody on, and walked away.

Now.. I don't know if he just has shitty hearing, or if he's just being an ass.


Is it even worth trying to talk to him, or should I just forget about the scumbag's existance?
You should i hide your 'Mexican' better.
Of course he doesn't want to talk to you.:p