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Make sure To turn the sound up. (http://www.addictinggames.com/imfoley.html)

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Nazz thats OK but the onions gotta have a better one let me go look...by now there should be some great ones ..



Disgraced Rep. Mark Foley says "I'm secretly Amish!"

NoPepperThanks

10/4/2006 9:59 am
From his rehabilitation bunker, alcoholic gay pedophile Mark Foley has revealed that he was Amish at birth, and will return to his faith. "Bonnets turn me on", Foley revealed in an email to Rush Limbaugh, "And Fox News has offered me a daily slot called 'The Amish Factor'. Larry King isn't the only guy with suspenders. I have already forgiven myself, and I know my viewers will appreciate my brand of naughty Amish politics".

[quote]Tuesday, October 3, 2006

Representative Foley Resigns
Congressman Mark Foley (R–FL) resigned Friday after it was revealed that he exchanged sexually charged Internet chat messages with a teenage boy. What do you think?


Jeremy Shapiro,
EMT
"Why all the fuss? Mark Foley is nothing but a hopeless romantic with a dream to keep chivalry alive. Congress has lost a great gentleman today."


Vicky O'Malley,
Software Tester
"I can't believe an upstanding citizen like Foley would do such a thing. He must have thought he was talking to a teenage girl."

Bobby Fields,
Lifeguard
"It was a little disconcerting for Foley to issue his resignation via a Fall Out Boy chat room."

I know not Foley but still funny



All Japanese electronics to explode on December 7th Aug 26, 2006 8:14 pm
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Sources in the CAI have revealed to us that the Sony battery explosions were accidental: not in intent, but off-schedule.

The Japanese government has been planning for years to strike every single American home on the anniversary of Pearl Harbor by burning our homes when appliances erupt in flames.

Farewell.

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Japanese plot to kill Americans revealed Aug 24, 2006 4:51 pm
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Sony notebook computer batteries are designed to blow up in your face, it was revealed today by the Pentagon. President Bush is convening a war cabinet before millions of Americans die.

Sony batteries are in all Dell notebooks, all Apple notebooks, and most of the rest too.

Sir Howard Stringer-san, the chairman of Sony, who is ENGLISH!, told the Dissasociated Press "Bloody hell, innit plain as yer nose this is some wanker in the battery department gone jihadi? We'll kill him."

Get it right Sony. This looks to us like prima facie terrorism. Boycott sushi, America





so NON pc its not even funny...I may burn in hell

http://www.avantnews.com/modules/news/article.php?storyid=290


See what you started Nazz !

I lost my soul because of Nazz !



Might as well piss off the muslims too .

Khameini Nixes Masturbation During Ramadan, Lopping Off Jewish Heads Still Permitted
Supreme Iranian Leader Sayyid Ali Khameini has recently decreed that "deliberate masturbation" during the holy month of Ramadan is not allowed under Islamic law. When Khameini had a question regarding that time-honored pleasure practice posed to him on his website the other day, he responded thus:

"If he do (sic) not intend masturbation and discharging semen and nothing is discharged, his fasting is correct even though he has done a ḥarām (forbidden) act. But, if he intends masturbation or he knows that he usually discharges semen by this process and semen really comes out, it is a ḥaram intentional breaking fasting."

We were able to uncover some additional Ramadan related questions on Mr. Khameini's website:

Dear Supreme Leader,

The other day I was placing high-powered bombs packed with nails and glass inside of cuddly teddy bears that are to be left near Jewish playgrounds and Chuck E. Cheese's. Out of habit, I began noshing on some Frito's as I often do while working. As soon as I realized my error, I forced myself to vomit up the offending snacks, gargled with bleach and slew my first born son. My question is, have I done enough to make amends for my terrible transgression?

Worried Wahabbist

Dear Worried,

You have made a good start, but more needs to be done to achieve full atonement. Since you broke your fast during the pursuit of a noble goal, you will receive a lighter penalty. Here is what you must do. Cut off the middle and pointer fingers on each of your wives's hands while your remaining children watch. While performing these acts, alternately look at each of your children and scream, "The Great Snack Food Satan is responsible for this!" Please keep me posted on your progress.

The Supreme #1

Dear Supreme Leader Khameini,

If I were to unintentionally severe the head of a Jew-pig, praise be to Allah, during the holy month of Ramadan and some of his wretchedly porcine spinal fluid were to squirt into my mouth unintentionally, would this invalidate my fasting?

Trepidatious in Tehran

Dear Trepidatious,

LOL! ROFL! I was having a bad day until I received your e-mail! Your question is so innocent as to be tremendously endearing to me! As you must surely know, you can actually gnaw off the head of a Jew-pig and serve it in a white wine sauce over couscous and it would not be considered an "invalidation of your fasting" as you so adorably put it. You can find further information on this matter by referring to the "Infidel Extermination Exception Clause" in Chapter 15 of your "Complete Q'Aran Companion", but the Supreme Leader gets the feeling that you are yanking his chain!

The Supreme #1








back to Foley ...


http://www.scrappleface.com/?p=2351

I wan2 watch you rub yur pork barrel


-cries-




(how fitting to say that to ME too) :P

I like the Jesus faeces story, the rest are pretty dumb.