NationStates Jolt Archive

I have been asking my comrades from work what gets them up in the morning, and due to the alarming lack of any real innovation in their methodology I am popping in here to pose the question...

For most, the common answer is of course coffee... and for those random granolas out there, a nice shiny green apple... for myself, its the image of Monica Bellucci dripping wet in a tight white shirt... how about you? What gets you up in the morning people?

The knowledge that if I go to school I'll probably see the hot chick I have a crush on.

tenting in class eh? classy!

I work third shift (I'm at work right now), so I don't wake up in what you call "morning". As I also go to school, my actual sleep schedule varies widely during the week.

I generally just take a scalding hot shower immedeatley upon waking up...works better than coffee, and is quicker too.

Of course, I get a Mt. Dew as soon as I get to work...so I'm just delaying the caffeine intake. :p

tenting in class eh? classy!

No, just glancing... alot... :p

My alarm clock.

Its amazing.. I know I havent been into general in a long time... but wow, come on people...think about this one... thiiiinkkk about it...

Its amazing.. I know I havent been into general in a long time... but wow, come on people...think about this one... thiiiinkkk about it...

You're high aren't ya?

My morning wake up call is my dog pushing her cold wet nose onto my butt to tell me to get up and let her go outside. She used to lick my foot to get me up. Im hoping this change in her behavior is because I jump up in surprise much faster now as opposed to a message from her about my foot hygiene.

My morning wake up call is my dog pushing her cold wet nose onto my butt to tell me to get up and let her go outside. She used to lick my foot to get me up. Im hoping this change in her behavior is because I jump up in surprise much faster now as opposed to a message from her about my foot hygiene.

Smart pooch ya got there! :p

I get up in the morning because I know that not getting up will cause my legs to atrophy, and then, someday, when I do want to get up, I will be incapable.

Not really. A strong desire to see what's new in the world is what helps me rise from my bed in the morning.

~ Romandeos

Knowing that I'm a day closer to really starting my life is enough to get me up in the morning. Anything by Rush also supplements that... Marathon is particularly good.

And I never thought I'd see you back here. Stay. We need more good posters, damnit!

If I wake up due to anything other than feeling rested, I get out of bed and curse the day and its foul inhabitants. I continue to do that until after I get back from class.

Knowing that failing my classes will result in large problems is the only thing that makes me get up.

You're high aren't ya?

good god, are you telling me that no one gets the semi obvious and somewhat perverted underlying theme of this thread? christ... is this what we've come to people?

The knowledge that if I go to school I'll probably see the hot chick I have a crush on.

Does that mean that you hibernate during the holidays?

good god, are you telling me that no one gets the semi obvious and somewhat perverted underlying theme of this thread? christ... is this what we've come to people?

Well, I am pretty tired, plus I've preoccupied myself with Rush tabs...

Edit: Ah, now that I've read the topic post, I see what you're getting at. And sense I'm not quite open about that stuff (:p), I'll just have to take us on a trip back down memory lane...

...To nude Football. Yes. May your mind implode.

good god, are you telling me that no one gets the semi obvious and somewhat perverted underlying theme of this thread? christ... is this what we've come to people?

I got it...

...frankly, I thought it was too easy.

*flees*

good god, are you telling me that no one gets the semi obvious and somewhat perverted underlying theme of this thread? christ... is this what we've come to people?

Some were probably either ignoring or denying your desire to discuss morning wood. I know I was.

Well, I am pretty tired, plus I've preoccupied myself with Rush tabs...

Well, then I suppose you're excused...

but for the most part, I'm pretty pissed at the level of communication in here... this reminds me of when that movie Toy Story came out, featuring that little boy playing with that marionette cowboy figurine... what was his name? oh yeah, Woody... Well hell, I had a Woody when I was a little boy, and every morning I'd wake up and play with it until my hands hurt. But did they make a movie about me? Nooooo! Bastards, the lot of them.

Some were probably either ignoring or denying your desire to discuss morning wood. I know I was.

Your mother was a hampster, and your father smelled of elderberry!

Does that mean that you hibernate during the holidays?

you've got it.

good god, are you telling me that no one gets the semi obvious and somewhat perverted underlying theme of this thread? christ... is this what we've come to people?

Morning wood?

Well, then I suppose you're excused...

but for the most part, I'm pretty pissed at the level of communication in here... this reminds me of when that movie Toy Story came out, featuring that little boy playing with that marionette cowboy figurine... what was his name? oh yeah, Woody... Well hell, I had a Woody when I was a little boy, and every morning I'd wake up and play with it until my hands hurt. But did they make a movie about me? Nooooo! Bastards, the lot of them.

I sated my desires today, so sue me.:p

Well, then I suppose you're excused...

but for the most part, I'm pretty pissed at the level of communication in here... this reminds me of when that movie Toy Story came out, featuring that little boy playing with that marionette cowboy figurine... what was his name? oh yeah, Woody... Well hell, I had a Woody when I was a little boy, and every morning I'd wake up and play with it until my hands hurt. But did they make a movie about me? Nooooo! Bastards, the lot of them.

Hmm, a boy plays with a cowboy named woody.

I sated my desires today, so sue me.:p

sue you? hell no - congratulations my friend, once a day keeps the awkward water cooler situation at bay.

The Today Programme, my computer, the light coming through the shit curtains, orange juice.

OTHER THING: It just happens! I don't have to be psychologically on, it's just a physical thing.

Hmm, a boy plays with a cowboy named woody.

when i was a little boy i played with my Woody so much that eventually it got all limp and useless... it wasnt until the i let some girls play with it that I started to really enjoy sharing my toy... funny how that works, you just see someone with a smile on their face and suddenly you want to share it all the time... life is like that.

when i was a little boy i played with my Woody so much that eventually it got all limp and useless... it wasnt until the i let some girls play with it that I started to really enjoy sharing my toy... funny how that works, you just see someone with a smile on their face and suddenly you want to share it all the time... life is like that.

and your woody can even be used as a short range squirt gun with ammo that never runs out!

and your woody can even be used as a short range squirt gun with ammo that never runs out!

I know! its so great!!!!

Wow. You guys are totally gonna get banned for this. :p

Wow. You guys are totally gonna get banned for this. :p

Eh. :p

ok I'll quit now. I'll be good.

Wow. You guys are totally gonna get banned for this. :p

Actually british stereotypes and... some guy had conversations involving sticky puddles without mod intervention (besides thread deletion)

Your comrades? What are you some bolshevaggot?

Things that get me up
1. Your mom
2. Satan's delicious breakfast
3. Polly Pocket and Mighty Max having mad sex
4. The sound of nails being pounded into my dog
and 5. Dennis Moore (hes always wanting more of my lupines)

meh - mods... whatever

Your comrades? What are you some bolshevaggot?

Things that get me up
1. Your mom
2. Satan's delicious breakfast
3. Polly Pocket and Mighty Max having mad sex
4. The sound of nails being pounded into my dog
and 5. Dennis Moore (hes always wanting more of my lupines)

Finally a decent reply!

and with the exception of 'your mom' (what is this kindergarten?) those were all pretty good... ill come over and pound your dog anytime you sick bastard... ok, on to the next...

Hatred.

Hatred gets me up in the morning.

Hatred.

Hatred gets me up in the morning.

is this your way of saying you like violent masturbation?

Your mother was a hampster, and your father smelled of elderberry!

Hamster (no "p") and elderberries, actually.

Hamster (no "p") and elderberries, actually.

damn... im forever misquoting the almighty Monte Python...

is this your way of saying you like violent masturbation?

No, I don't "get up" in the morning like that. It's usually already up. I assume that it gets up sometime in the middle of the night.

damn... im forever misquoting the almighty Monte Python...

My apologies for being a total ass, but it's Monty Python.


Sorry, couldn't resist.

No, I don't "get up" in the morning like that. It's usually already up. I assume that it gets up sometime in the middle of the night.

maybe looking for a drink of water... or a snack.. I've often wondered about that...

My apologies for being a total ass, but it's Monty Python.


Sorry, couldn't resist.

How would you know I didn't do that one on purpose?

I'd hate to live in San Francisco. Gaysville USA, not only that but it's also the most dispicable city in the country. If it didn't have kickass food there would be nothing for decent folk to go there cept alcatraz. But I don't mind gays, just the way they have sex, with all these 4 foot long double anal penatration dildos, and body oil, and all this ball in the mouth while you're getting fucked. Disgusting, I don't know how they like it so much, poopie dick is gross.

But anyways, YEAH! I live in fucking mexico (Bakersfield California) I'd trade San Francisco for bako anyday. Even if it is liberal up the ass (literal sense). You're lucky you get to look at all the stupid hippies who act all anti-war peace groups except they protest in a violent way. Then you got PETA coming in throwing red paint on people. It's great, if only LA and SF were combined there would be a war between liberals.

I'd hate to live in San Francisco. Gaysville USA, not only that but it's also the most dispicable city in the country. If it didn't have kickass food there would be nothing for decent folk to go there cept alcatraz. But I don't mind gays, just the way they have sex, with all these 4 foot long double anal penatration dildos, and body oil, and all this ball in the mouth while you're getting fucked. Disgusting, I don't know how they like it so much, poopie dick is gross.

But anyways, YEAH! I live in fucking mexico (Bakersfield California) I'd trade San Francisco for bako anyday. Even if it is liberal up the ass (literal sense). You're lucky you get to look at all the stupid hippies who act all anti-war peace groups except they protest in a violent way. Then you got PETA coming in throwing red paint on people. It's great, if only LA and SF were combined there would be a war between liberals.

Troll.

maybe looking for a drink of water... or a snack.. I've often wondered about that...

I think maybe it's just due to excitement. Kinda like how kids have trouble sleeping the night before going to disneyland. Or something.

I'd hate to live in San Francisco. <snip>

and now... nominated for the most randomly bitter and unrelated comment of the day...

But anyways, YEAH!

Dispite what the cool kids told you, capslock is NOT cruise control for "Awesome".

How would you know I didn't do that one on purpose?

I suppose I didn't....

and now... nominated for the most randomly bitter and unrelated comment of the day...


San Francisco pones Bul Katho.

I think maybe it's just due to excitement. Kinda like how kids have trouble sleeping the night before going to disneyland. Or something.

ooh! good point! As if it has a mind of it's own (I know for a fact mine does, or at least so several women have been inclined to point out to me) and as such, it lets the anticipation be it's guide! I like your logic!

ooh! good point! As if it has a mind of it's own (I know for a fact mine does, or at least so several women have been inclined to point out to me) and as such, it lets the anticipation be it's guide! I like your logic!


Well, these important mysteries do need solving you know.

Well, these important mysteries do need solving you know.

A man of science... dig it.

In the meanwhile, some other things that get me up in the morning:

That smell on my lips and the glazed donut goatee that I sometimes sport when I haven't shaved for a while...

Whoa, my roommate is making this weird two-tone snore. There's the low snore and then a sort of nasally droning sound above it.

I should probably go to bed.

What actually gets me up in the mornings? My alarm, followed by a shower & breakfast, with coffee.

Why do I get out of be in the mornings? To earn a living & a sense of obligation, I suppose.

My mum yelling at me on school days and the computer on the weekends.

Sometimes I don't get up in the morning. Sometimes I do so at night, day or evening instead. When I do get up in the morning, though, it is thanks to the sometimes bordering on insufficient will I manage to amass as my head gradually becomes clearer.

Waking up.

Normally I get up when I can't sleep any more.

Normally I get up when I can't sleep any more.

Sleeping until you wake up should be the goal of every human. It's the bestest.

Sleeping until you wake up should be the goal of every human. It's the bestest.

Agreed. ^_^

Sleeping until you wake up should be the goal of every human. It's the bestest.

I've always considered it my goal in life to never have to be woken up. Unfortunately that occasionally requires going to bed early or sleeping in late. Oh well, it's still great.

I start my mornings off with some black tar heroin injected straight into my eyeball.

nothing "gets me up in the morning". i get up when my wife gets home in the middle of the night. the sun comming up is my hint to go to bed. i am truely nocturnal.

what gives me a reason to want to get up for is playing with stuff on this computer. mostly blender, autocad, and rule the rail, but also this internet.

ok, i must admit i'm 'retirement age' so of course my reply probably won't be very useful to anyone. but it's fun being harmlessly wierd. it's one of the few gratifications in life we can all afford, and what a more wonderful and enjoyable world this would be if more people allowed and encouraged each other to do so.

=^^=
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I put the kettle on and run the bath. Soaking in hot water while drinking a cuppa wakes me up. :)