NationStates Jolt Archive


Worst Holiday Destination?

Kanabia
05-10-2006, 17:17
Of course, leaving out places that are in the middle of some sort of military conflict, since that goes without saying and the majority would probably say Iraq or Afghanistan. I'm talking about places that are generally inconvenient to visit, prohibitively expensive, ugly or downright boring - and not just countries; areas within countries too.

I'm thinking Svalbard (http://wikitravel.org/en/Svalbard) (yay coal mines) and the Pitcairn Islands (http://wikitravel.org/en/Pitcairn_Islands) have to be up there, but for some reason, curiousity makes me actually want to visit both of them.

Any other takers? :p
Hamilay
05-10-2006, 17:18
Adelaide.

:D
Kanabia
05-10-2006, 17:20
Adelaide.

:D

Heh; I was born there, and 'till my surviving grandparents moved over here, I had to endure bi-yearly (sometimes more) visits. It's not the most fun of cities.
The Beautiful Darkness
05-10-2006, 17:20
Adelaide.

:D

:eek: Sacrilidge! I love Adelaide. Why don't you? :p
Hamilay
05-10-2006, 17:22
Well... I come from Dullsville itself, so I suppose I can't really talk about Adelaide :p

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The Beautiful Darkness
05-10-2006, 17:24
Well... I come from Dullsville itself, so I suppose I can't really talk about Adelaide :p

Z0mg t3h 1337 h4x0r0rz!!11elevn!

Haha. Congrats :p
Bitchkitten
05-10-2006, 17:25
Kansas

Though maybe it would be fun to picket a certain Baptist church.
Zilam
05-10-2006, 17:36
Chicago.

Worst.
Place.
Ever.
Rasselas
05-10-2006, 17:39
Lanzarote...Tenerife....pretty much any place that's got ugly hotels and drunk Brits everywhere you turn.
Pure Metal
05-10-2006, 17:42
Skegness

or, in fact, the rest of britain. unless you happen to like rain...
Dodudodu
05-10-2006, 17:43
Rhode Island. Not a whole lot here.
Kanabia
05-10-2006, 17:43
Chicago.

Worst.
Place.
Ever.

I dunno. It can't possibly compare to Svalbard. At least in Chicago I could find a bar somewhere and get drunk in relative comfort. Provided i'm with a group, it could be fun. By contrast, in Svalbard it'd be freezing cold, and all I could do is buy some vodka and stare at walls while I down it, and then toddle off to explore an abandoned coal mine and maybe go hiking across some very boring looking rocks, at risk of being attacked by a hungry polar bear.
LiberationFrequency
05-10-2006, 17:43
Belgium
Alabama
etc
Zilam
05-10-2006, 17:44
Skegness

or, in fact, the rest of britain. unless you happen to like rain...

Is it like...rain rain..or drizzle?
Hamilay
05-10-2006, 17:45
Belgium
Alabama
etc
Belgium? I've never been there, but it looks like a nice place. Peaceful and well-off, beer, fries...
Pure Metal
05-10-2006, 17:46
Is it like...rain rain..or drizzle?

depends... winter or summer (respectively)? ;)
if you also like grey, cloudy, miserable skies, wind, and pasty, pale people, then Britain is your place to be! (:()


*wishes he was in california*
Pax dei
05-10-2006, 17:50
A boat ride down Cahulawassee River. *hears banjo music* ..
Ice Hockey Players
05-10-2006, 17:53
Ohio. There's positively nothing here. Sure, there are amusement parks in both Cleveland and Cincinnati, and if you like roller coasters, they're all right, but they're not worth coming out of state for. Go to Busch Gardens or Six Flags or something. There isn't one thing here in Ohio that you can't get somewhere else. That's worth a damn, anyway.
LiberationFrequency
05-10-2006, 17:54
Belgium? I've never been there, but it looks like a nice place. Peaceful and well-off, beer, fries...

...fields, fields, more fields...
Pax dei
05-10-2006, 17:58
...fields, fields, more fields...

And Liege. Horrible place... No wonder they make the strongest beers in the world..
Keruvalia
05-10-2006, 17:59
A boat ride down Cahulawassee River. *hears banjo music* ..

You win the thread!

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Pax dei
05-10-2006, 18:01
You win the thread!

http://www.foogle.biz/deliverance_the_movie/deliverance2_guitar.jpg

*takes bow*:p
Zilam
05-10-2006, 18:05
depends... winter or summer (respectively)? ;)
if you also like grey, cloudy, miserable skies, wind, and pasty, pale people, then Britain is your place to be! (:()


*wishes he was in california*

For some reason I thought the GB was...more awesome. I guess not.
Zilam
05-10-2006, 18:07
Ohio. There's positively nothing here. Sure, there are amusement parks in both Cleveland and Cincinnati, and if you like roller coasters, they're all right, but they're not worth coming out of state for. Go to Busch Gardens or Six Flags or something. There isn't one thing here in Ohio that you can't get somewhere else. That's worth a damn, anyway.

Yeah I hate ohio. It was nearly as long as the drive through tennessee west to east, except Tennessee wasn't so boring.
Ice Hockey Players
05-10-2006, 18:10
Yeah I hate ohio. It was nearly as long as the drive through tennessee west to east, except Tennessee wasn't so boring.

And the people tend to be a bit nicer. And the scenery tends to be a bit better in Tennessee. The Great Smoky Mountains tend to trump whatever the hell Ohio has, especially in December.
Pure Metal
05-10-2006, 18:10
For some reason I thought the GB was...more awesome. I guess not.

plenty of history, but a bit of a shithole, really. a miserable, dull and rainy shithole at that.
Zilam
05-10-2006, 18:26
plenty of history, but a bit of a shithole, really. a miserable, dull and rainy shithole at that.

-scratches plans to visit Uk-


Well I'll have to settle for something else then. I hear Tahiti is good this time of year.
:p
Congo--Kinshasa
05-10-2006, 18:28
Kinshasa or Bangui.
Pure Metal
05-10-2006, 18:29
-scratches plans to visit Uk-



good choice. its shit.


*restarts plans to go live somewhere else*
IL Ruffino
05-10-2006, 18:30
Boston.
I V Stalin
05-10-2006, 18:31
plenty of history, but a bit of a shithole, really. a miserable, dull and rainy shithole at that.
You really do live up to the cliche of British people moaning about the weather, don't you? Come on, it's not that bad. There was a 'heatwave' in July/August (it was over 30 (Celsius) for a few days). It really doesn't rain all the time.

Anyway. On topic. Serbia. Bulgaria (unless you're on the Black Sea coast). Mongolia (which some friends of mine are trying to convince me to go to next summer - apparently I'd get to live in a yurt for a week and drink yak's milk! Woo!:rolleyes:). Southern Italy (it's really, really, really dull - especially Pompeii). Erm...can't think of any others right now. I imagine Java wouldn't be the best place to go right now...
Zilam
05-10-2006, 18:33
Boston.

Philly(and surrounding areas) sucks too
Kanabia
05-10-2006, 18:34
Kinshasa or Bangui.

Now we're talkin'!
Zilam
05-10-2006, 18:35
You really do live up to the cliche of British people moaning about the weather, don't you? Come on, it's not that bad. There was a 'heatwave' in July/August (it was over 30 (Celsius) for a few days). It really doesn't rain all the time.

Anyway. On topic. Serbia. Bulgaria (unless you're on the Black Sea coast). Mongolia (which some friends of mine are trying to convince me to go to next summer - apparently I'd get to live in a yurt for a week and drink yak's milk! Woo!:rolleyes:). Southern Italy (it's really, really, really dull - especially Pompeii). Erm...can't think of any others right now. I imagine Java wouldn't be the best place to go right now...

I have a friend from Serbia. From his descriptions, it sounded really beautiful, the landscapes anyway.
Congo--Kinshasa
05-10-2006, 18:36
Actually, I retract my previous choice(s).

Worst holiday destination: Lagos!
Pure Metal
05-10-2006, 18:37
You really do live up to the cliche of British people moaning about the weather, don't you? Come on, it's not that bad. There was a 'heatwave' in July/August (it was over 30 (Celsius) for a few days). It really doesn't rain all the time.

meh. i think i probably suffer from SAD - i'm generally fine (ish) in the summer but can't help getting depressed about stuff in the winter, and i know the weather (or the weather when it's dark and grey and rainy - ie most of the time in this country) is a causal factor. i'm on meds now but they're not helping today lol.

god i just wish... i could be somewhere else. somewhere sunny and warm. somewhere less stressful. somewhere where just living here is becoming near impossible, where the banks don't fuck you around, where the price of houses is actually affordable, where we don't work the longest hours in europe for not even the highest GDPpc in europe, where work is less stressful and things are somehow simpler.
i think i'll go move to jamaica and go get stoned every day. either that or a) get very drunk here, or b) end things.
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I V Stalin
05-10-2006, 18:38
I have a friend from Serbia. From his descriptions, it sounded really beautiful, the landscapes anyway.
The landscapes are quite nice actually (I've got some cool photos taken from trains), but the cities are kinda crappy. Bulgaria's the same, but without the nice countryside.
Rasselas
05-10-2006, 18:42
You really do live up to the cliche of British people moaning about the weather, don't you? Come on, it's not that bad. There was a 'heatwave' in July/August (it was over 30 (Celsius) for a few days). It really doesn't rain all the time.
I prefer the rain and the cold. The sun during June gave me horrible sunburn (I still have it :(). Bring on the drizzle! :D
Zilam
05-10-2006, 18:42
meh. i think i probably suffer from SAD - i'm generally fine (ish) in the summer but can't help getting depressed about stuff in the winter, and i know the weather (or the weather when it's dark and grey and rainy - ie most of the time in this country) is a causal factor. i'm on meds now but they're not helping today lol.

god i just wish... i could be somewhere else. somewhere sunny and warm. somewhere less stressful. somewhere where just living here is becoming near impossible, where the banks don't fuck you around, where the price of houses is actually affordable, where we don't work the longest hours in europe for not even the highest GDPpc in europe, where work is less stressful and things are somehow simpler.
i think i'll go move to jamaica and go get stoned every day. either that or a) get very drunk here, or b) end things.
[/rant] (apologies)

Illinois is a good place. Southern Illinois to be exact. It has a nice amount of escarpment, forests, lakes, its warmer, usually sunny. Not a whole lot of rain. And there is plenty of alcohol. Property values are lower, meaning houses are cheaper. Its an overall good place to live, me thinks.
Zilam
05-10-2006, 18:44
The landscapes are quite nice actually (I've got some cool photos taken from trains), but the cities are kinda crappy. Bulgaria's the same, but without the nice countryside.

I guess war and communism does that to cities?

Are the cities like big slums? Or is there at least some modernization? Or what?
Shagria
05-10-2006, 18:44
Lanzarote...Tenerife....pretty much any place that's got ugly hotels and drunk Brits everywhere you turn.

Tenerife bites. It's like England, only warmer. I could have gone to England and saved myself eight hours in the air.
I V Stalin
05-10-2006, 18:46
I prefer the rain and the cold. The sun during June gave me horrible sunburn (I still have it :(). Bring on the drizzle! :D
Surely someone other than me must prefer it when it's not too hot, not too cold, with some nice sunshine. May and September are the best months of the year - September probably shades it because I like autumn.
Zilam
05-10-2006, 18:48
I prefer the rain and the cold. The sun during June gave me horrible sunburn (I still have it :(). Bring on the drizzle! :D

Sucks to be you. I have never had a sunburn.
I V Stalin
05-10-2006, 18:48
I guess war and communism does that to cities?

Are the cities like big slums? Or is there at least some modernization? Or what?
Possibly.

Big slums would be a bit harsh - the centre of a city is generally nice (and quite touristy), but the rest is much worse than you'd find in a western city.
Pure Metal
05-10-2006, 18:49
Surely someone other than me must prefer it when it's not too hot, not too cold, with some nice sunshine. May and September are the best months of the year - September probably shades it because I like autumn.

oh i do. May is ok, and September has been qute nice. but 2 'ok' months of the year is a bit shitty. even our summers tend to be only a couple of weeks of sunshine before it goes cloudy again.
i'd much prefer cold and clear skies than cloud. or too hot and sunny than cold and grey and miserable

Illinois is a good place. Southern Illinois to be exact. It has a nice amount of escarpment, forests, lakes, its warmer, usually sunny. Not a whole lot of rain. And there is plenty of alcohol. Property values are lower, meaning houses are cheaper. Its an overall good place to live, me thinks.

i'll bear that in mind, but i think i'll still aim for California :)
The blessed Chris
05-10-2006, 18:50
Wales. Rainy, hilly, misty, cold, windy, unfriendly and decidedly anti-English.
Pure Metal
05-10-2006, 18:52
Wales. Rainy, hilly, misty, cold, windy, unfriendly and decidedly anti-English.

seconded. i lived in Cardiff for two years and its a fucking dump. a grey, depressing dump (wow, i really hate 'grey' things it seems...)
Zilam
05-10-2006, 18:53
i'll bear that in mind, but i think i'll still aim for California :)

Yeah I'd go for Cali too :p

More liberal, sunny, plus it has a ton of gorgeouss, plastic women.
Piratnea
05-10-2006, 18:54
Baghdad?
The blessed Chris
05-10-2006, 18:54
seconded. i lived in Cardiff for two years and its a fucking dump. a grey, depressing dump (wow, i really hate 'grey' things it seems...)

I went on an Outwards Bounds trip in the summer. I left the sunny, warm south east, with a pub just round the corner, for a desolate hillside in Aberdovey (don't ask where, itll depress you), with no Pub for ten miles, and a large collection of GREY rocks, GREY clouds, GREY cottages, GREY skylines, and exceptionally grey and mundane assistants.
Piratnea
05-10-2006, 18:55
Baghdad?

Ethier that or California.

I hate those places.
Kiue
05-10-2006, 19:24
Boston.

You took my response! Boston looks like a crappier version of Gotham City, if you can imagine that. You have to walk through a ghetto to get to anywhere remotely worth visiting. Scratch that, through a ghetto under construction. For a city that old, I don't see how it manages to be entirely under construction. Mounds of soil and orange hazard signs all over the damn city.

And what's wrong with Britain? I love it here. Nice and cold, sometimes grey, occasionally rainy (I live in Oxford), beautiful countryside and nice people. Not to mention all of the history and beautiful buildings. Brits complain too much about their own country without any experience of living in another.
ChuChuChuChu
05-10-2006, 19:29
I'm gonna have to go with Belfast. Not so much just for the buildings (although they are quite bad) but half the people are just so damm aggressive about things and they look terrible
Saxnot
05-10-2006, 19:39
Any and all of the Canary Islands. What a waste of space.
IL Ruffino
05-10-2006, 20:05
You took my response! Boston looks like a crappier version of Gotham City, if you can imagine that. You have to walk through a ghetto to get to anywhere remotely worth visiting. Scratch that, through a ghetto under construction. For a city that old, I don't see how it manages to be entirely under construction. Mounds of soil and orange hazard signs all over the damn city.

I.. I.. love you.

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Soviestan
05-10-2006, 20:51
Alabama
Swilatia
05-10-2006, 21:20
from everywhere i have been, I must say Detroit.
Arrkendommer
05-10-2006, 21:40
Chicago.

Worst.
Place.
Ever.

How can you not love Chicago? It's my 2nd favorite city in Illinois! (first is Galva)
Pax dei
05-10-2006, 21:41
Lesotho is one fucked up place to visit.On the one hand its a beautiful country but with 30 precent of the country dying from hiv/aids its pretty heart breaking.
Whereyouthinkyougoing
05-10-2006, 22:00
I'm thinking Svalbard (http://wikitravel.org/en/Svalbard) (yay coal mines) and the Pitcairn Islands (http://wikitravel.org/en/Pitcairn_Islands) have to be up there, but for some reason, curiousity makes me actually want to visit both of them.
Whoa, I had no idea Spitzbergen is actually called Svalbard. Plus, I always thought it was relatively scenic, as far as rocky outcrops in an icy sea go.
And I would go to Pitcairn in a split second. Probably a tad creepy, but come on - how cool would it be? If I had too much money I would totally do some "islands in the middle of absolutely nowhere" trip, including Pitcairn, Easter Island, St.Helena and Ascension... Awesome. :)

Chicago.

Worst.
Place.
Ever.
:eek: Chicago is beautiful! Apart from the weather, what is there not to love?


Mongolia (which some friends of mine are trying to convince me to go to next summer - apparently I'd get to live in a yurt for a week and drink yak's milk! Woo!:rolleyes:).
Aw, I'm so jealous. Okay, not so much of the yak's milk (actually, it's the constant diet of mutton that will probably keep me away from there), but Mongolia, man! Can I go for you? I could just take lots and lots of energy bars. :p

seconded. i lived in Cardiff for two years and its a fucking dump. a grey, depressing dump (wow, i really hate 'grey' things it seems...)
Yeah, I'm with you on the grey, depressing things. Hence my personal worst holiday destination would have to be something grey and depressing, especially if it's also cold. Most Russian cities would probably qualify.

Oh, and for something completely different: Florida. The only one of the 50 US states I have no desire whatsoever to see. Yes, Floridians, you've just been beaten by Nebraska. :D
Intestinal fluids
05-10-2006, 22:09
Maine USA in January.
Kiue
06-10-2006, 00:26
I.. I.. love you.

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I love you as well! What's your nationalty? I could really use a second citizenship ;) :D


Oh, and for something completely different: Florida. The only one of the 50 US states I have no desire whatsoever to see. Yes, Floridians, you've just been beaten by Nebraska. :D

I agree, I lived in Florida for the majority of my formative youth and I despise the place with a passion. Hot, humid, annoying old people and Cadillacs and Lincoln Continentals driving 15mph in the slow lane. People there are excessively rude as well. I had a variety of customer service jobs there so I'm quite the expert on how to get by in Florida, but I would strongly recommend against those considering a move to Florida. My British neighbours could tell you horror stories that would make the hair on your neck stand up.
Boonytopia
06-10-2006, 12:07
Of course, leaving out places that are in the middle of some sort of military conflict, since that goes without saying and the majority would probably say Iraq or Afghanistan. I'm talking about places that are generally inconvenient to visit, prohibitively expensive, ugly or downright boring - and not just countries; areas within countries too.

I'm thinking Svalbard (http://wikitravel.org/en/Svalbard) (yay coal mines) and the Pitcairn Islands (http://wikitravel.org/en/Pitcairn_Islands) have to be up there, but for some reason, curiousity makes me actually want to visit both of them.

Any other takers? :p

The Gold Coast. I can't think of a more boring, tacky, soulless place to visit.
Kanabia
06-10-2006, 12:12
And I would go to Pitcairn in a split second. Probably a tad creepy, but come on - how cool would it be? If I had too much money I would totally do some "islands in the middle of absolutely nowhere" trip, including Pitcairn, Easter Island, St.Helena and Ascension... Awesome. :)

Why would it be cool? You're stuck there for several months with nothing to do (and having to work for the right to stay on the island while you're at it) until the next resupply ship comes. Sounds fantastic. :/

The Gold Coast. I can't think of a more boring, tacky, soulless place to visit.

Hmm. I've never been.
Ifreann
06-10-2006, 12:21
The Burren. Infinite miles of rock. It's like the moon, but with full gravity and occassional plants.
Boonytopia
06-10-2006, 12:22
Belgium
Alabama
etc

Belgium? I've never been there, but it looks like a nice place. Peaceful and well-off, beer, fries...

Belgium's not that bad. They have aruably the best beers in the world & some really nice towns like Bruges (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brugge) & Ypres (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ypres).
Whereyouthinkyougoing
06-10-2006, 12:24
Why would it be cool? You're stuck there for several months with nothing to do (and having to work for the right to stay on the island while you're at it) until the next resupply ship comes. Sounds fantastic. :/

o.O

Did you miss the part where I said "if I had too much money"? Of course I'd be going by private plane/ship. Sheesh. If you do Pitcairn, you better do it in style. :p
Whereyouthinkyougoing
06-10-2006, 12:25
The Burren. Infinite miles of rock. It's like the moon, but with full gravity and occassional plants.
:eek:

Noooooooooooooooooooo! The Burren is fantastic!!
Kanabia
06-10-2006, 12:39
o.O

Did you miss the part where I said "if I had too much money"? Of course I'd be going by private plane/ship. Sheesh. If you do Pitcairn, you better do it in style. :p

Ah, but read the wikitravel article - you need permission from the governor to enter the country, arrange lodging with a family, and to top it off, they expect you to work for that lodging.

Fuck that. :p
Whereyouthinkyougoing
06-10-2006, 12:47
Ah, but read the wikitravel article
Ah, see, that's where you assumed wrongly. :p
Ifreann
06-10-2006, 12:51
:eek:

Noooooooooooooooooooo! The Burren is fantastic!!

It's the most boring and depressing place in the history of existence. At least in the vacuum of space you can spin around the place.
Gravlen
06-10-2006, 12:54
Worst I've ever been to? Las Palmas, Gran Canaria. Boring and ugly place, only drunken Scandinavians fresh from the countryside acting obscenely, drunken sun-burned british soccer-hooligans, drunken germans stealing towels, drunken americans complaining, and sober french women. No fun :(

'course, there was a beach...
Whereyouthinkyougoing
06-10-2006, 12:57
It's the most boring and depressing place in the history of existence. At least in the vacuum of space you can spin around the place.
You're obviously delusional. *nod*
I loved it. Actually, it might the one really grey place that isn't depressing and awful at all. And even the weather was grey when I was there and I still loved it. :)
Ifreann
06-10-2006, 12:59
You're obviously delusional. *nod*
I loved it. Actually, it might the one really grey place that isn't depressing and awful at all. And even the weather was grey when I was there and I still loved it. :)

You say delusional as though it were a bad thing.
Boonytopia
06-10-2006, 13:52
Ah, see, that's where you assumed wrongly. :p

You read it & you still want to go?? :confused:

You can only get there by boat, I'm betting that'd be the highlight of the holiday to Pitcairn. :p
Whereyouthinkyougoing
06-10-2006, 13:59
You read it & you still want to go?? :confused:
Heh, actually I meant he was assuming wrongly that I'd actually read it. :p

But yeah, of course I still would want to go. I was serious about that "islands in the middle of absolutely nowhere" trip. And Pitcairn is just such a legendary name. It scares me a bit, what with being so very isolated and rugged (not to mention recent events...) but it'd still be way cool. :)
Slartiblartfast
06-10-2006, 14:02
Parisians have perfected a look that makes you feel they have just scraped you off the bottom of their shoe.
CanuckHeaven
06-10-2006, 14:19
Of course, leaving out places that are in the middle of some sort of military conflict, since that goes without saying and the majority would probably say Iraq or Afghanistan. I'm talking about places that are generally inconvenient to visit, prohibitively expensive, ugly or downright boring - and not just countries; areas within countries too.

I'm thinking Svalbard (http://wikitravel.org/en/Svalbard) (yay coal mines) and the Pitcairn Islands (http://wikitravel.org/en/Pitcairn_Islands) have to be up there, but for some reason, curiousity makes me actually want to visit both of them.

Any other takers? :p
Well, the absolute last place in the world that I would want to visit is Melbourne, Australia. I understand that there is a drunken Kanabian on the loose and that he is more dangerous than a Tazmanian devil. :p

All kidding aside, I have absolutely no desire to visit North Korea or Darfur. Other then that, I would love to see the four corners of the earth.
Boonytopia
06-10-2006, 14:22
Heh, actually I meant he was assuming wrongly that I'd actually read it. :p

But yeah, of course I still would want to go. I was serious about that "islands in the middle of absolutely nowhere" trip. And Pitcairn is just such a legendary name. It scares me a bit, what with being so very isolated and rugged (not to mention recent events...) but it'd still be way cool. :)

My brother-in-law's family (long before I my sister met him) built an ocean going yacht in the back yard (they have a large piece of land). They launched it from Melbourne & sailed around Australia, the South Pacific & all the way to the Caribbean. He was about 10-14 at the time. I reckon that would have been a cool way to grow up. He did get sick of eating fish for a while though & doesn't like whole fish (with the heads on) even now. You'd get pretty sick of being cooped up with your parents for long stretches of time too.
Kanabia
06-10-2006, 14:23
Well, the absolute last place in the world that I would want to visit is Melbourne, Australia. I understand that there is a drunken Kanabian on the loose and that he is more dangerous than a Tazmanian devil. :p

More dangerous than one of these?

http://www.pbs.org/edens/tasmania/pics/photos/05_devils.jpg

You betcha.

But i'm not drunk at the moment. Work tomorrow. :(
Cluichstan
06-10-2006, 14:30
Cambodia.

Yes, another DK reference. :p
Smunkeeville
06-10-2006, 14:32
my car broke down in Shamrock, Texas for like 2 weeks once, I didn't make it to my destination in San Antonio, so I thought "I will just see what is here" and guess what......there is NOTHING

I asked the hotel desk person "what is there to do here?" and he said "we have a drive in theater" and I said "what time does the show start?" and he said "oh, we tore it down in the 80's"

:headbang:

I did get a ride to Amarillo, which btw has a zoo, they neglected to tell me on the phone that it had all of 10 animals, 2 bears that were borrowed from someone else, 2 spider monkeys, and 6 parakeets.

:rolleyes:
IL Ruffino
06-10-2006, 14:33
I love you as well! What's your nationalty? I could really use a second citizenship ;) :D

:D

Want a lil usian in ya?

;)

I hate Florida, too. :eek:
IL Ruffino
06-10-2006, 14:34
More dangerous than one of these?

http://www.pbs.org/edens/tasmania/pics/photos/05_devils.jpg

You betcha.

But i'm not drunk at the moment. Work tomorrow. :(

*pets*

Aww lil fur ball!
Kanabia
06-10-2006, 14:38
*pets*

Aww lil fur ball!

http://www.abc.net.au/science/news/img/life/devil_marsupial.jpg
Whereyouthinkyougoing
06-10-2006, 14:40
http://www.abc.net.au/science/news/img/life/devil_marsupial.jpg
Aww, look, children, now the widdle fur ball is all tired. Isn't he cute when he yawns? :)
IL Ruffino
06-10-2006, 14:41
http://www.abc.net.au/science/news/img/life/devil_marsupial.jpg

*hand gets ripped off*

I HATE YOU!!!

*cries*

*random dingo eats random baby*
Kanabia
06-10-2006, 14:44
Aww, look, children, now the widdle fur ball is all tired. Isn't he cute when he yawns? :)
*bites*
http://www.abc.net.au/nature/australasia/img/ep1/gall10a.jpg
I V Stalin
06-10-2006, 14:54
Aw, I'm so jealous. Okay, not so much of the yak's milk (actually, it's the constant diet of mutton that will probably keep me away from there), but Mongolia, man! Can I go for you? I could just take lots and lots of energy bars. :p
It's not always mutton. They keep goats as well. And you're perfectly welcome to go, bearing in mind the people you'll be going with are a fascist medical student, a guy from Somerset whose idea of a holiday souvenir is a plate with a picture of Vladimir Putin on it, a Dutch medical student who claims it will 'take 10 years' to get over his ex, and a tight-fisted northern lech who the Dutchman can't stand. So yes, by all means go with them. ;)
Kanabia
06-10-2006, 14:56
I went on an Outwards Bounds trip in the summer. I left the sunny, warm south east, with a pub just round the corner, for a desolate hillside in Aberdovey (don't ask where, itll depress you), with no Pub for ten miles, and a large collection of GREY rocks, GREY clouds, GREY cottages, GREY skylines, and exceptionally grey and mundane assistants.

Haha, that's what outward bound is over there? I did one over here once. It was insane.
Whereyouthinkyougoing
06-10-2006, 15:25
*bites*
http://www.abc.net.au/nature/australasia/img/ep1/gall10a.jpg
Nah, they're just kissing. *nod*


It's not always mutton. They keep goats as well. And you're perfectly welcome to go, bearing in mind the people you'll be going with are a fascist medical student, a guy from Somerset whose idea of a holiday souvenir is a plate with a picture of Vladimir Putin on it, a Dutch medical student who claims it will 'take 10 years' to get over his ex, and a tight-fisted northern lech who the Dutchman can't stand. So yes, by all means go with them. ;)
Ah, sorry, I'd love to, but something came up.

*runs away*
Kanabia
06-10-2006, 15:29
Nah, they're just kissing. *nod*

*kills and eats*
http://www.nyx.net/~rarobert/ausnzff/tasmaniandevil.jpg
Boonytopia
06-10-2006, 15:29
Ah, sorry, I'd love to, but something came up.

*runs away*

Coward! :p
Whereyouthinkyougoing
06-10-2006, 15:34
*kills and eats*
http://www.nyx.net/~rarobert/ausnzff/tasmaniandevil.jpg
Aw, and now it's playing with its stuffed snowman. Too cute. *giggles*

Gotta try harder. ;)
Whereyouthinkyougoing
06-10-2006, 15:34
Coward! :p
Here, you go. *hands ticket, resumes running away*

You're welcome. :)
Kanabia
06-10-2006, 15:36
Aw, and now it's playing with its stuffed snowman. Too cute. *giggles*

Gotta try harder. ;)

Hisss...

http://www.news-tasmania.com/tasmanian-devil.jpg
Whereyouthinkyougoing
06-10-2006, 15:38
Hisss...

>.<

I should have known you'd win this... *hates*
Kanabia
06-10-2006, 15:40
>.<

I should have known you'd win this... *hates*

You pushed me too far. :)
Slaughterhouse five
06-10-2006, 15:46
Adelaide.

:D

i really liked adelaide when i went there. then again i was about 7 years old at the time. and was very amused by little things.

hey look, its a ball
*goes to play with ball*
Cluichstan
06-10-2006, 15:53
No, I win this thread.

http://www.museum.vic.gov.au/spidersparlour/images/vic-funnel.jpg

:p
IL Ruffino
06-10-2006, 17:40
No, I win this thread.

http://www.mushjhgjhjfhgjhgjfghgfheum.vic.gov.au/spidhfdhfgherspghdfghharloudfhr/imaghdfhges/vfdhgfhic-ffghfdhunnhfhfghdel.jpghdg

:p

*kills Cluich*
Rejistania
06-10-2006, 20:58
Keutschach! http://www.keutschach.at/ They pretend to be an ideal place for holidays, but NOTHING is there. The infrastructure makes remote areas of Hungary appear to be great! No internet-cafes and the water in the lakes looks muddy and just eeeeeeeewwwwww.
Rameria
06-10-2006, 21:56
Yeah I'd go for Cali too :p

More liberal, sunny, plus it has a ton of gorgeouss, plastic women.
Hey now! We're not all like that (for the record, I am neither gorgeous nor plastic). :p

As for my list of places I wouldn't want to vacation... can't really think of any. Iowa's not on the top of my list of places to visit before I die, but I'd probably have fun there if I went, and the same goes for a lot of other places.
Kiue
09-10-2006, 07:40
:D

Want a lil usian in ya?

;)

I hate Florida, too. :eek:

Count me in! Although I've already got American citizenship :-\ Hey and plus gay marriage ain't exactly legal in the States, except.... Boston!
Fezveristan
09-10-2006, 07:56
Brunei a.k.a. Sultanate of BOREDOM
The Mindset
09-10-2006, 07:58
I wouldn't mind retiring to the Pitcairn Islands, so long as I had a gazillion pounds and a satellite internet connection.
Daistallia 2104
09-10-2006, 08:22
Of course, leaving out places that are in the middle of some sort of military conflict, since that goes without saying and the majority would probably say Iraq or Afghanistan. I'm talking about places that are generally inconvenient to visit, prohibitively expensive, ugly or downright boring - and not just countries; areas within countries too.

I'm thinking Svalbard (http://wikitravel.org/en/Svalbard) (yay coal mines) and the Pitcairn Islands (http://wikitravel.org/en/Pitcairn_Islands) have to be up there, but for some reason, curiousity makes me actually want to visit both of them.

Any other takers? :p

You may want to check out The "Idler" Book of Crap Holidays: 50 Tales of Holiday Hell and Holidays in Hell.
Dixie State
09-10-2006, 09:47
England
Harlesburg
09-10-2006, 11:36
Japan
Risottia
09-10-2006, 16:16
Genova.
Dirty, smelly, high prices, sea and air horribily polluted, and when it rains, streams and rivers burst and flood the city.
Cluichstan
09-10-2006, 16:18
*kills Cluich*

No, you don't. You wuv me, Ruffy! :D
IL Ruffino
09-10-2006, 18:01
Count me in! Although I've already got American citizenship :-\ Hey and plus gay marriage ain't exactly legal in the States, except.... Boston!

Oh.. snap.

:(
IL Ruffino
09-10-2006, 18:03
No, you don't. You wuv me, Ruffy! :D

Not after what you did to WYTYG! :mad:
Whereyouthinkyougoing
09-10-2006, 18:07
Not after what you did to WYTYG! :mad:
http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/love005.gif (http://assets.jolt.co.uk/forums/images/smilies/fluffle.gif)
IL Ruffino
09-10-2006, 18:14
http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/love005.gif (http://assets.jolt.co.uk/forums/images/smilies/fluffle.gif)

*looks around to see if anyone is looking*

:fluffle:
Whereyouthinkyougoing
09-10-2006, 18:15
*looks around to see if anyone is looking*

:fluffle:

Aww.

*giggles*

I'm sure nobody saw anything. :)
Gravlen
09-10-2006, 18:35
Aww.

*giggles*

I'm sure nobody saw anything. :)

Hmm? Saw what? What are you talking about?
*Is further distracted by bouncy smilie* http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/jumping/jumping0001.gif



;)
Cluichstan
09-10-2006, 18:36
Not after what you did to WYTYG! :mad:

I did nothing. :p
Cypresaria
09-10-2006, 18:44
I went on an Outwards Bounds trip in the summer. I left the sunny, warm south east, with a pub just round the corner, for a desolate hillside in Aberdovey (don't ask where, itll depress you), with no Pub for ten miles, and a large collection of GREY rocks, GREY clouds, GREY cottages, GREY skylines, and exceptionally grey and mundane assistants.

Gawd is that place STILL there?????:eek:
I'm sure its there because the protestant religion wanted their own version of limbo to send sinners to:headbang:

Btw the previous year I had to endure the worst sort of holiday, one with your parents when you are 15 (by a strange coindience, It was on the other side of the estuary to that bloody outword boinding place.)

Still my last holidays were nothing to talk about

Sept 2004 : New Orleans..... flew in 4 days before Hurricane Ivan was due to hit.... A week in a hotel room doing nothing but watching cheap US cable TV

August 2005 :New Orleans (Booked and paid for just before Katrina formed.... cancelled)

March 2007 : Pyongyang, North Korea: (I'm fully expecting this place to not exist by the time I fly in:D )

El-Supremo Boris
Taredas
09-10-2006, 21:15
Hmm... Bournemouth seems like a good candidate for worst holiday destination, unless there happens to be a large robot resting on the beach...

... oh, wait, you wanted a serious answer instead of a Hitchiker's Guide reference, didn't you?

In that case, may I nominate redneck east Texas to the list of bad travel destinations? I should know - I lived there for sixteen years and still visit when on forced leave from school.
New Xero Seven
09-10-2006, 21:17
Unda da sea!