NationStates Jolt Archive

New Russian/Latvia Pipeline.

Pax dei

05-10-2006, 16:22

http://funreports.com/fun/02-10-2006/1411-alcohol-0

Ok.There is a new pipeline running from Russia to Latvia.I demand an invasion to secure this vital asset for world...Send in a NATO force at once..

Vetalia

05-10-2006, 16:28

Well, we could definitely launch an invasion if we call it an "ethanol" pipeline instead of a vodka pipeline...

Didn't they do this during prohibition to bring alcohol from Canada to the US?

Slartiblartfast

05-10-2006, 16:29

Perhaps we could use the Channel Tunnel as a conduit for cheap wine?

Not the French stuff though

Pax dei

05-10-2006, 16:31

Perhaps we could use the Channel Tunnel as a conduit for cheap wine?

Not the French stuff though
How about a pipeline from James Gate in Dublin to England as the Guinness sucks there.;)