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Zombie Hunters Needed In Sweden

Deep Kimchi
05-10-2006, 11:39
Yes, some of us on NS General need to apply:

http://platsbanken.ams.se/text/97/061003,090010,240916,81,0281650597.shtml

Let's see if I translated this correctly:

Zombiehunters 2-10 positions.

Channel+ is seeking 2-10 zombiehunter to partake in an expedition to the inlands of Norrland (norrland is a big "county" in the far north of Sweden) to explore the myth of Swedish zombies.
The Expeditions task is to document and gather evidence,through scientific investigations, interviews and fieldwork.

As a Zombiehunter you should be able to work independently in a group.
You should a good safety consciousness, combined with a fundamental curiousity. There are certain risk elements inherent in the work.

You are personally responsibly to prevent dangerous objects, substances or organisms from being spread to the public.

You should have some experience in security checks through observation, visitation and the use of technical securityequippment such as metal detectors and x-ray machines.

Please observe , This expedition is performed under the leadership of an external partner to C More Entertainment Inc, in conjunction with the premiere of the tv-show Masters of Horror on Chanelle+. This does not mean that C More Entertainment Inc claim that zombies exists, We do however think that it's fun with people who are passionate for unusual ideas , and wish the expedition good luck.

Duration
The expedition is taking place during week 41

Access to own car is demanded.

Demands
* Hunting exam with shooting proficiency for big game.
* Deep documented knowledge of Zombies and other virally undead
* Expedition experiences
* Epidemiological research experience.
* Medical Trained


Meritoral:
* Knowledge of the Military economic system and Material logistics system (LIFT, TELLUS, FS/PLUS, EvEDI)
* Security guard and or Protective guard education

Drivers licence B required.

Duration/Working hours.

Limited, Immediate employment, Fulltime. In addition to daytime work the work as a zombie hunter early mornings,late nights and weekends.
Ifreann
05-10-2006, 11:41
Shit, they're on to me.
*flees into Swedish mountains*
Sweden has mountains, right?
Imperial isa
05-10-2006, 11:44
what are they on
but having fun with a :sniper: is good fun for all
Naliitr
05-10-2006, 11:56
I would man, but I'm like, on the west coast of America. Get Fass to do this.
Cromotar
05-10-2006, 12:02
Yeah, this was a big WTF? for me when I saw it in the newspapers:

http://www.dn.se/DNet/jsp/polopoly.jsp?d=147&a=577804&previousRenderType=3

Translated:
Next Friday the zombie hunters will be needed at Stureplan in Stockholm, since a large number of zombies is expected to show up around 7 PM.

:eek:
Boonytopia
05-10-2006, 12:10
That's pretty cool, I wonder if they'll find anything? I never realised that Sweden had a zombie problem. :p
Greyenivol Colony
05-10-2006, 14:10
Zombies!?

*panics and looks for shovel*
LiberationFrequency
05-10-2006, 14:45
Whats the betting they disapear and are never seen again?
Mt-Tau
05-10-2006, 15:02
Ok, I will do this only if I can take my AK-47, and a Win 12 guage side by side sawed off shotgun.
Imperial isa
05-10-2006, 15:11
ok iam now arm to the teeth were are the dam things
i make them pay for making me pay for there call to me oh sorry that was same other thread
The Lone Alliance
05-10-2006, 16:00
Some reason I'm reminded of another ad.

WANTED: someone to go fight zombies with me. This is not a joke.
You get paid after we get back. Must bring your own weapons. Safety not guaranteed. I have only done this once before.
Greyenivol Colony
05-10-2006, 19:27
In other Zombie news, I recommend anyone interested to read "World War Z: An Oral History of the Zombie War" by Max Brooks.

It's a collection of fictional interviews with survivors from a global Zombie infestation. It's freakishly realistic and a real page turner.
Nguyen The Equalizer
05-10-2006, 19:28
In other Zombie news, I recommend anyone interested to read "World War Z: An Oral History of the Zombie War" by Max Brooks.

It's a collection of fictional interviews with survivors from a global Zombie infestation. It's freakishly realistic and a real page turner.

And soon to be a film produced by Brad Pitt.
Greyenivol Colony
05-10-2006, 19:42
And soon to be a film produced by Brad Pitt.

Wow. Perhaps this will finally give me the chance to be one of those people who complain about how a film is not as good as its original book.

I can't see how a film would work, the book is essentially set out as a set out as a series of monologues, unless they completely bastardise it it doesn't seem very cinematic.
Imperial isa
05-10-2006, 19:47
i seem to think of a book that help you stay a live in a Zombie take over the world plan but cant came up with the name
Greyenivol Colony
05-10-2006, 20:04
i seem to think of a book that help you stay a live in a Zombie take over the world plan but cant came up with the name

'The Zombie Survival Guide'? Same author as 'World War Z'.
Imperial isa
05-10-2006, 20:23
'The Zombie Survival Guide'? Same author as 'World War Z'.

thank you
now buck theres one came up behind :sniper: got him
Cal D
03-06-2007, 21:44
OMG, first the Umbrella Corp. nukes my old zombie region metalicized realists, now their coming after my new region in sweden zombie plateau, WHEN WILL IT END??

:upyours:
Ifreann
03-06-2007, 21:46
Hey, I remember this thread.

I thought DK was back for a second.........


Also, gravedigging is bad.
Oklatex
03-06-2007, 22:05
They are after FASS. Run Fass run. Hide Fass hide. On second thought...