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Bear follows Foley's lead

Drunk commies deleted
04-10-2006, 15:35
A black bear in Colorado was endangering the welfare of underage students near a school. The bear's excuse? It was drunk. Personally I think the only appropriate punishment is for this bear to share a cell with former congressman Foley in a federal prison.


http://www.wftv.com/irresistible/9998283/detail.html
Call to power
04-10-2006, 15:50
so now even bears can get served!

Maybe Foley is a secret master of disguise….
Carnivorous Lickers
04-10-2006, 15:53
did the bear touch any of the kids?
Or did he just whisper to them through the fence?
Utracia
04-10-2006, 15:55
I'm sure the bear just wanted to watch the kids. Look out for them, you see. ;)
New Burmesia
04-10-2006, 16:02
Where's MTAE telling us that a police investingation into this Bear would be wrong, as no actual crime has yet been comitted, and would damage the Bear's reputation in the eyes of the public?
Ifreann
04-10-2006, 16:05
Where's MTAE telling us that a police investingation into this Bear would be wrong, as no actual crime has yet been comitted, and would damage the Bear's reputation in the eyes of the public?

I think stumbling around drunk damaged the bear's standing in the eyes of the public. Especially considering it got caught on tape doing so.
Farnhamia
04-10-2006, 16:11
I think stumbling around drunk damaged the bear's standing in the eyes of the public. Especially considering it got caught on tape doing so.

Oh, come on, if stumbling around drunk damaged one's reputation, then half the bears in Congr ... I mean, in the forest would ... well, you know what I mean. I think the real question what the Speaker knew about this bear and when did he know it? And are there any priests up near Lyons that might have traumatized the bear? :p
Demented Hamsters
04-10-2006, 16:34
Do you think 'Foley' is going to enter the English langauge?
Used to describe someone who gets drunk and does something utterly reprehensible, mortifying and possibly career-suicidal?

for example:
"Man, did you get wasted last night! You did an absolute Foley!"
"OMG! What did I did I do?"
"You were so Foleyed you stripped naked, ran through the classrooms and did a dump on the basketball court at halftime, Headmaster"
Boonytopia
05-10-2006, 10:35
Do you think 'Foley' is going to enter the English langauge?
Used to describe someone who gets drunk and does something utterly reprehensible, mortifying and possibly career-suicidal?

for example:
"Man, did you get wasted last night! You did an absolute Foley!"
"OMG! What did I did I do?"
"You were so Foleyed you stripped naked, ran through the classrooms and did a dump on the basketball court at halftime, Headmaster"

Perhaps in a localised sense, I don't really see it spreading outside the USA.
Jester III
05-10-2006, 10:39
Its to near in meaning and pronunciation to folly.
Demented Hamsters
05-10-2006, 15:01
Its to near in meaning and pronunciation to folly.
Not really. If you stress the first syllable and pronounce it "foal-lee". Then it doesn't sound too much like folly (don't know about you, but way I pronounce it, it rhymes with wally)

I still think we should have a go at pushing his name out as a byword for disgracing yourself utterly and doing something incredibly foul and disgusting.

Much like how Dan Savage coined a particularly odious term for 'Santorum' in response to Rick Santorum (Rep, Penn) bigoted comments about gays.
Lunatic Goofballs
05-10-2006, 15:05
A black bear in Colorado was endangering the welfare of underage students near a school. The bear's excuse? It was drunk. Personally I think the only appropriate punishment is for this bear to share a cell with former congressman Foley in a federal prison.


http://www.wftv.com/irresistible/9998283/detail.html

I'm just thinking that they have a great way of dealing with drunks.

Shoot them with a beanbag round to stun them and then a tranq dart. We should try that on human drunks. Especially college kids. :)
HotRodia
05-10-2006, 15:07
I'm just thinking that they have a great way of dealing with drunks.

Shoot them with a beanbag round to stun them and then a tranq dart. We should try that on human drunks. Especially college kids. :)

I am suddenly very thankful that you aren't in charge of university law enforcement, and that I have a high tolerance for alcohol. :p
Congo--Kinshasa
06-10-2006, 05:42
Lol!
Vault 10
06-10-2006, 08:30
Pedobear!

http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php/Pedobear



http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/thumb/9/95/1155557382605.jpg/800px-1155557382605.jpg
Lascivious Maximusness
06-10-2006, 08:35
Bastard bear anyway - that was my day with the kids - he's always jumping the queue.
Lunatic Goofballs
06-10-2006, 10:55
I am suddenly very thankful that you aren't in charge of university law enforcement, and that I have a high tolerance for alcohol. :p

Perhaps, but you'd laugh your nuts off if one of your buddies got tagged. :)
German Nightmare
06-10-2006, 12:45
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y223/GermanNightmare/Colbear.jpg
Stephen 'Colbear' is counting on you! :p