Assault with a stinky weapon
Drunk commies deleted
04-10-2006, 15:06
Some crackhead wandered into a house and attacked the couple inside with a pooper scooper. I wonder if it was loaded? Anyway, her defense attourney blamed it on "a state of excited delerium". Crazy folks should stay off the crack.
http://www.jsonline.com/story/index.aspx?id=507382
Nguyen The Equalizer
04-10-2006, 15:10
More crack for the people will give them deeper insight into such events. Mandatory crack for the middle class.
Crackey craic.
Anyway, it reminds me of this. (http://www.canada.com/vancouversun/news/westcoastnews/story.html?id=9c31fd37-0836-449c-9e4a-4d4496cc943c)
Demented Hamsters
04-10-2006, 15:11
What made her so deliriously excited?
That she had a pooper scooper or that she was attacking someone with it?
Ice Hockey Players
04-10-2006, 15:16
I really shouldn't be laughing at this, but seriously...crack must make people crazy.
Boonytopia
05-10-2006, 10:26
More crack for the people will give them deeper insight into such events. Mandatory crack for the middle class.
Crackey craic.
Anyway, it reminds me of this. (http://www.canada.com/vancouversun/news/westcoastnews/story.html?id=9c31fd37-0836-449c-9e4a-4d4496cc943c)
That's given me a good laugh, thanks. :p
IL Ruffino
05-10-2006, 15:17
Pffft.. been there, done that.
Lunatic Goofballs
05-10-2006, 15:23
Who the hell needs crack? I've done worse than this completely sober. :p