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Who could you go gay for and if your gay, who could you go straight for?

I am a Lesbian trapped in a man's body! So I'm already going gay! :D

Ok seriously though, hmmm, I honestly do not know, hmmm, probably the Brawny man (the old one).

I don't think I could "go gay," for anyone, but if I had to...I dunno, maybe for Gene Kelly.

I've never really found men aesthetically pleasing, save for Gavin Rosdale, of Bush. Not because he's 'hot' or anything, but because he's a rocker, and he's got so much style.

I'm fairly sure he is the one man on earth that could claim he could nail me if he tried.

Oh, oh! And Al Pacino. If you say Al couldn't seduce you, you're a fucking liar.

myself

You mean apart from the Fonz?

Hmmm.. I don't really know..

* Angelina Jolie
* Holly Hunter
* Tori Amos *smiles contentedly*
* Lots of other random female singers whom no-one here has likely heard of
* Claire (the redhead character from Six Feet Under)
* Grace (character from Will & Grace)
* Rose McGowan
* Liz Hurley (i don't care if everyone says she isn't pretty; i think she's beautiful)
* Billie Piper
* Greta Garbo (Incredibly witty, and beautiful too)
* Mae West (now she was one gutsy woman).

Can't think of any more off the top of my head right now.
Hmmm...actually, that's a pretty big list for someone who claims not to be gay :p

*peers out at everyone from her closet*

Still...... if, after having been turned gay by one of these girls, i was to be turned straight again, it could only really be done by Johnny Depp - well, Cap'n Jack Sparrow, specifically :) Either that or House, y'know, from the TV show.
Curse my tendency to develop crushes on fictional characters. :)

Nobody. I was born straight and I'll stay straight.

Nobody. I was born straight and I'll stay straight.

Yes, but hypothetically..

Nobody. I was born straight and I'll stay straight.

That's not what you said last night, when you whispered sweet nothings into my ear, as you held me close, and tight in front of the fireplace.

:p

That's not what you said last night, when you whispered sweet nothings into my ear, as you held me close, and tight in front of the fireplace.

:p
Your cheating on me:eek: :p

Your cheating on me:eek: :p

No, i am a gay mormon. I can have more than one husband :p

Trilby63;11762681']Yes, but hypothetically..

Hypothetically? A very convincing transvestite, like maybe Anne Coulter.

No, i am a gay mormon. I can have more than one husband :p

damn mormons:p

French pop star Alizee
http://www.bettadont.com/images/alizee2.jpg

:headbang: I hate this question.

As always I'll go with Warwick Davis!!!:D

Hypothetically? A very convincing transvestite, like maybe Anne Coulter.

*checks wikipedia*

I know her.. She was interviewed by Jeremy Paxman..

She fared pretty well despite being a moron.

I dunno.. maybe Paxman was having a bad day..

In before bridget.

Nobody. I don't think it's something you can choose. I don't find men attractive.

Asking a gay person who they'd go straight for is also a little absurd, in my opinion.

I'm already Bisexual, so maybe this doesn't count, but...

Vin Diesel.

He's just so... MANLY.

Nobody. I don't think it's something you can choose. I don't find men attractive.
oh come on, everyone is a little gay

Asking a gay person who they'd go straight for is also a little absurd, in my opinion.
no more absurd than asking the other way around, Im trying to be fair.

Nobody. I don't think it's something you can choose. I don't find men attractive.

Asking a gay person who they'd go straight for is also a little absurd, in my opinion.

Ahem.. Sp@mqueen..

Honestly, you're saying that you've never looked at a guy and thought " He's Gorgeous!" ?

You can find members of the same sex attractive with out being attracted to them. "going gay" is just a joke about taking it all the way or something.

Hypothetically? A very convincing transvestite, like maybe Anne Coulter.

Wait you think Anne Coulter is a convincing transvestite?

Too late :(

Who would i go un-gay for ?

Not someone manly, thats insane, maybe... That's a tough one.

Sue Perkins, its 50/50 as to whether a strap on would be involved. A Mechanical Aid as i prefer to call them.

Who would you go gay for?

No one! :mad: Who told you that, Foley? :mad:

Alright, once, but I was drunk! :mad:

Trilby63;11762830']Ahem.. Sp@mqueen..

Honestly, you're saying that you've never looked at a guy and thought " He's Gorgeous!" ?

Newsflash to Trilby

Members don't decide the little label under their name. It's decided purely by postcount. It sucks and is annoying. I used to be "Sometimes Deadly" and then "Deadly."

And no, I've never looked at a guy and thought "he's gorgeous."

Newsflash to Trilby

Members don't decide the little label under their name. It's decided purely by postcount. It sucks and is annoying. I used to be "Sometimes Deadly" and then "Deadly."

And no, I've never looked at a guy and thought "he's gorgeous."

Well I refuse to believe you.

Wait you think Anne Coulter is a convincing transvestite?


Which part are you doubtful about? That she's a transvestite or that she's a convincing one?

Trilby63;11762910']Well I refuse to believe you.

Some people are just too macho to admit it.
What about jealousy? Have you ever wanted to have abs like that dude or biceps like this guy?

Trilby63;11762910']Well I refuse to believe you.

About which part?

Forum members not being able to change the label under their name or not ever thinking a guy was gorgeous?

Anybody can tell you that the first is true, and as for the second, I was being completely honest.

Some people are just too macho to admit it.
What about jealousy? Have you ever wanted to have abs like that dude or biceps like this guy?

Lol, macho I am not.

Jealousy? Yes, I've been jealous of guys who can eat anything and not develop a gut. As for the dudes on those fitness commercials... they look kinda gross.

Which part are you doubtful about? That she's a transvestite or that she's a convincing one?

That she's a convincing one. Honestly I've seen so many who were much better at it than her.

Wait you think Anne Coulter is a convincing transvestite?

The only thing that gives it away is the adam's apple. (s)He never has any stubble poking out of his/her makeup.

About which part?

Forum members not being able to change the label under their name or not ever thinking a guy was gorgeous?

Anybody can tell you that the first is true, and as for the second, I was being completely honest.

Well I know you can't change your title..

Trilby63;11762942']Well I know you can't change your title..

Well, as much as you might not believe me, I have yet to come across a male who I think is "gorgeous."

I don't know why you have a hard time believing it.

This Guy.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fred_Phelps

I'd shag him bloody rotten!

I could easily go gay for Johnny Depp or Colin Farrell. Who could you go gay for and if your gay, who could you go straight for?

i don't think i'd "go" gay for anyone, but if i were gay i'd probably go for Johnny because a) he is an attractive man (you don't have to be gay to see that :p), b) he's nice, c) he's loaded$$$ :D

I'd go gay for Fass:eek:

Isaw him at another forum.:eek:

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I could easily go gay for Johnny Depp or Colin Farrell. Who could you go gay for and if your gay, who could you go straight for?
Xander: "I'm going gay. I've decided I'm turning gay. Willow, gay me up. Come on, let's gay."

The only thing that gives it away is the adam's apple. (s)He never has any stubble poking out of his/her makeup.

Victoria: But there are some things that are naturally masculine!

Toddy: Name one.

Victoria: Peeing standing up.

Toddy: There's absolutely no rule that says a man can't sit down.

Victoria: Men have Adam's apples.

Toddy: So do some women.

Victoria: Name one.

Toddy: Nana Lanoux.

Victoria: Nana Lanoux? Who's she?

Toddy: The last woman I slept with.

Victoria: When was that?

Toddy: The night before the morning I decided to become a homosexual.

I could easily go gay for Johnny Depp or Colin Farrell. Who could you go gay for and if your gay, who could you go straight for?

Poor Baguetten would have just had a shit hemhorrage if he read the OP declaring that homosexuality is a choice which depends upon the attractiveness of the people we might lust after.

Since my sexuality is my choice now, I choose to not have sexual desire or romantic feelings for anyone who has or ever had a permanantly attached penis nor with anyone who has ambitions to have a penis permanently attached.

I'm already bisexual, leaning towards gay, so it's not much of a problem.

And I have a thing for Katie Holmes.

Poor Baguetten would have just had a shit hemhorrage if he read the OP declaring that homosexuality is a choice which depends upon the attractiveness of the people we might lust after.

Since my sexuality is my choice now, I choose to not have sexual desire or romantic feelings for anyone who has or ever had a permanantly attached penis nor with anyone who has ambitions to have a penis permanently attached.

That first part made me laugh so hard. But then again, there is a woman that he says he'd nail.

Clint back in the days... The Stanger anyone?

Indiana Jones or Han Solo but not Dr Richard Kimble.

1. (you may have noticed I like numbering things) You can't "go" gay or straight, they're not lifestyle choices like going vegetarian, you either are or you aren't, but I reckon that, like tastebuds, sexualities can naturally change

2. Straight women are often totally comfortable referring to other women as beautiful. Doesn't mean the women saying so are gay, just means that they are comfortable enough in their sexuality for it not to feel weird to say such a thing about someone of the same sex. So a guy thinking another guy looks hot does not automatically mean the guy saying so is gay - just that he's comfortable enough in his (straight) sexuality to not feel weird thinking (or saying even) stuff like that about other guys.

pope ben 16!!

Fass of course. :D

Hm, I honestly don't think I would, but hypothetically I'd go with Scarlett Johansson.
And possibly Salma Hayek - I don't actually like her much, but damn, she has a rocking body.

Still...... if, after having been turned gay by one of these girls, i was to be turned straight again, it could only really be done by Johnny Depp - well, Cap'n Jack Sparrow, specifically :) Either that or House, y'know, from the TV show.
Ooohh, House is so totally mine. *grabs*
Curse my tendency to develop crushes on fictional characters. :) Yeah... :p

I'd go gay for Fass:eek:

I saw him at another forum.:eek:
You did?! :eek:

You did?! :eek:

He must share, no?

He must share, no?
He certainly must.

No Posi, don't share!
They must not know!:eek:

1. (you may have noticed I like numbering things) You can't "go" gay or straight, they're not lifestyle choices like going vegetarian, you either are or you aren't, but I reckon that, like tastebuds, sexualities can naturally change

2. Straight women are often totally comfortable referring to other women as beautiful. Doesn't mean the women saying so are gay, just means that they are comfortable enough in their sexuality for it not to feel weird to say such a thing about someone of the same sex. So a guy thinking another guy looks hot does not automatically mean the guy saying so is gay - just that he's comfortable enough in his (straight) sexuality to not feel weird thinking (or saying even) stuff like that about other guys.

You're taking this thread a bit too seriously

Hm, I honestly don't think I would
Damn. Must work harder. *ups ConversionProgram a notch*

I mentioned Johnny Depp or however you spell him in the other thread already, no?

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http://home.maine.rr.com/waassaap/Forum%20Pictures/fabulous.jpg

Damn. Must work harder. *ups ConversionProgram a notch*
I never knew you had a ConversionProgram running on me!

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I never knew you had a ConversionProgram running on me!

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"Look, NSG, I noticed there was an elephant sitting in my china cupboard!"

No Posi, don't share!
They must not know!:eek:

And suddenly I know. :cool:

"Look, NSG, I noticed there was an elephant sitting in my china cupboard!"
*big innocent eyes*

I could easily go gay for Johnny Depp or Colin Farrell. Who could you go gay for and if your gay, who could you go straight for?I don't think I would... :D

I don't think I would... :D

Thinking's a bad idea sometimes.


*big innocent eyes*

Why do you have such big eyes, grandma? So that I can better see the elephants in the future, dear..

Thinking's a bad idea sometimes.Yes, I know. It hurts if I do it too long. But sadly, I need to do it for my classes :(

Very, very few, even if only hypothetically.

Robert DeNiro, Harrison Ford, JFK. Those are the few I'd label attractive.

I could easily go gay for Johnny Depp or Colin Farrell. Who could you go gay for and if your gay, who could you go straight for?

Good choices. I don't have to go gay for them, but my chances are still pretty slim. ;)

Geez, let's see...I would go gay for this girl A.J. who is one of the contestants on this season of America's Next Top Model. She is fucking gorgeous and very intelligent for once, too.

http://www.tv.com/photos/viewer.html?type=21&ref_id=14888&ref_type_id=101&expand=1&picnum=14

Oh, and I forgot Charlie Sheen! :D

Oh, and I forgot Charlie Sheen! :D

Haha!

...hi, why aren't you on Gabbly, SIR?

Haha!

...hi, why aren't you on Gabbly, SIR?
Hi Illie!
I... uh... *runs away*

I could easily go gay for Johnny Depp or Colin Farrell. Who could you go gay for and if your gay, who could you go straight for?
Johnny Depp wouldn't respect you though. He doesn't need you, so once you've finished, he'll probably be up and out the door before you waken.
And I bet he wouldn't call you back either.

* Angelina Jolie
It’s always Angelina Jolie.

What do I do if I'm already gay?

Oh, I know, I'll try to think of who I could probably go straight for!

Hmmmm *ponders*

I think I could be convinced to try it with Jessica Alba. She's pretty attractive, as far as women goes anyway.

Orlando Bloom! :p

Wait you think Anne Coulter is a convincing transvestite?

WAIT...

he'd fuck anne coulter??

Orlando Bloom! :p
With or without pointy ears?

I would fuck Angelina Jolie, Lucy Liu, Heather Grame (sp?), Selma Hayek, Catherine Zeta-Jones, Kari Byron... my philosophy TA...

Orlando Bloom!

Yep.
Orlando Bloom could easily turn me gay, too.
....i'm a girl, by the way. :p

This Guy.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fred_Phelps

I'd shag him bloody rotten!

Crap, beaten too it.

EDIT: Oh, and Chuck Norris too.

I would fuck Angelina Jolie
Told ya.

Yes, I know. It hurts if I do it too long. But sadly, I need to do it for my classes :(

You're in the wrong kind of classes, then. Betcha you put way too much thought into the choice.. :P

And suddenly I know. :cool:
Do you mean Posi told you, or that by the powers of deduction and insider information you have deduced it?:eek:

All male members of the Church of the SubGenius must, by definition, go gay for Bob.

Who would you go gay for?

Condolenca the Rottweiler Rice.
If she was the only woman left it would be better indeed to become gay. Although she looks like a drag.