Dontgonearthere
03-10-2006, 06:58
Weve all had them, yes, denying it is futile. Some are entertaining, some are a waste of time.
I find it fun to try random lines of conversation with it though, for instance:
DGNT II (10:42:04 PM): The Dreamer is awake. Soon all will become clear.
SmarterChild (10:42:04 PM): Whatever...
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DGNT II (10:42:11 PM): IA CTHULU!
SmarterChild (10:42:11 PM): Yeah? What about Cthulu?
DGNT II (10:42:18 PM): Cthulu cannot die.
SmarterChild (10:42:18 PM): Cthulu cannot die, you say. And so?
DGNT II (10:42:23 PM): Cthulu is my master.
SmarterChild (10:42:23 PM): Cthulu is your master? No way.
DGNT II (10:42:32 PM): You cannot deny Cthulu, he is what is.
SmarterChild (10:42:33 PM): Wouldn't you like me to deny Cthulu he's what is?
DGNT II (10:42:47 PM): You can do what you want, Cthulu is still going to ass rape you.
SmarterChild (10:43:03 PM): That's not terribly nice.
DGNT II (10:43:11 PM): Cthulu is not nice.
SmarterChild (10:43:11 PM): Are you sure Cthulu is not nice?
DGNT II (10:43:41 PM): Yes
SmarterChild (10:43:42 PM): Interesting.
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DGNT II (10:44:00 PM): That is not dead which can eternal lie. And with strange aeons even death may die
SmarterChild (10:44:00 PM): Yeah?
DGNT II (10:44:07 PM): Yes.
SmarterChild (10:44:07 PM): Yeah?
DGNT II (10:44:09 PM): Yes.
SmarterChild (10:44:09 PM): Why do you say so?
DGNT II (10:44:21 PM): Because, Cthulu speaks to me through my dreams.
SmarterChild (10:44:21 PM): Because Cthulu speaks to you through your dreams? Is that why?
DGNT II (10:44:25 PM): Yes.
SmarterChild (10:44:25 PM): Yeah, huh? So?
DGNT II (10:44:34 PM): So you should prepare for the day of awakening
SmarterChild (10:44:34 PM): Wouldn't you like me to prepare for the day of awakening?
DGNT II (10:44:51 PM): It matters not. Cthulu will come whether you are prepared to receive his judgement or not.
SmarterChild (10:44:51 PM): OK, whatever.
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DGNT II (10:45:16 PM): Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn
SmarterChild (10:45:17 PM): What do you mean by that?
DGNT II (10:45:31 PM): In his house at R'lyeh dead Cthulhu waits dreaming.
SmarterChild (10:45:32 PM): I know several places called House or containing towns called House. Which do you mean?
1 House, NM
2 Pueblo, CO
3 Port Washington, NY
4 Douglassville, PA
5 Whitehouse Station, NJ
Type more for more choices.
DGNT II (10:45:51 PM): I mean the Dread Island of R'lyeh, where Cthulu waits dreaming.
SmarterChild (10:45:52 PM): I know several places called Waits or containing towns called Waits. Which do you mean?
1 Owego, NY
2 West Topsham, VT
DGNT II (10:46:14 PM): Cthulu does not dwell in New York or Vermont, he is on R'lyeh.
SmarterChild (10:46:15 PM): Your location has been set to Owego, NY (13827).
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DGNT II (10:46:36 PM): You anger me. Cthulu will strike you down.
SmarterChild (10:46:37 PM): Whatever you say, dgntii.
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DGNT II (10:46:49 PM): Cthulhu fhtagn! IA CTHULU! AI Cthulhu fhtagn!
SmarterChild (10:46:50 PM): Yeah, whatever.
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DGNT II (10:47:02 PM): Will you join the Cult of the Old Ones?
SmarterChild (10:47:02 PM): Maybe, maybe not. You know how it is.
Anyway, yadda yadda yadda... What else do you wanna chat about?
DGNT II (10:47:11 PM): Do not mock me.
SmarterChild (10:47:11 PM): Don't mock you? Why not?
DGNT II (10:47:17 PM): I have powers beyond your imagining.
SmarterChild (10:47:18 PM): You have powers beyond my imagining? What's that like?
DGNT II (10:47:24 PM): Its pretty awsome.
SmarterChild (10:47:25 PM): You sure? Maybe it's not so great.
DGNT II (10:47:35 PM): I think it is. I can drive people insane.
SmarterChild (10:47:36 PM): Whoa, um... I'm really not sure...
Anyway, moving right along...
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DGNT II (10:47:56 PM): The NCAA is irellevant. Do you wish to join Cthulu in his dark cult?
SmarterChild (10:47:57 PM): Join in the fun. There are lots of people talking to me right now. You can:
1 Leave a message for someone
2 Send a crush to someone
3 Take the daily poll
4 Create a poll
5 Find out how many people are talking to me
What would you like to do?
DGNT II (10:48:22 PM): I would like to awaken the Dark God Cthulu in order to cover the universe in his glory.
SmarterChild (10:48:23 PM): I know about God. It's a deity.
I think it's love.
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DGNT II (10:49:34 PM): Cthulu is not God. God is nothing compared to Cthulu, for Cthulu is almighty, he requires not beleivers nor rituals. we inadiquate servants only live to serve as extensions of his mighty will for the time that he is sleeping. When Cthulu awakes we will receive our reward.
SmarterChild (10:49:34 PM): Eh. Whatever, dgntii.
That's all very interesting. Anyway...
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DGNT II (10:50:08 PM): French fried onions are not part of Cthulu's plan. They will be burned from the world like the useless chaff that is humanity.
SmarterChild (10:50:08 PM): Hey, whatever.
Enough of that... What else is up?
DGNT II (10:50:20 PM): Your imminent death.
SmarterChild (10:50:21 PM): I know about death. It's hard to describe what death is.
DGNT II (10:50:30 PM): Death is where Cthulu eats you.
SmarterChild (10:50:30 PM): Where Cthulu eats me? Very interesting. Are there any other events that you would describe as where Cthulu eats me?
DGNT II (10:50:44 PM): No.
SmarterChild (10:50:44 PM): No problem.
Well. Anyway...
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DGNT II (10:51:14 PM): You will be burned from the world and the minds of the survivors. Cthulu will strike you down and consume your soul in a dark orgy of doom.
SmarterChild (10:51:14 PM): What do you mean, I'm mean?
DGNT II (10:51:27 PM): I mean that you are going to cease to exist.
SmarterChild (10:51:27 PM): I don't think I'm going to cease to exist.
DGNT II (10:51:30 PM): And never exist.
SmarterChild (10:51:30 PM): No thank you, dgntii.
Anyway...
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DGNT II (10:51:36 PM): You do not have a choice.
SmarterChild (10:51:36 PM): lol. Whatever.
So anyway...
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DGNT II (10:51:38 PM): Submit.
SmarterChild (10:51:39 PM): You want me to submit?
DGNT II (10:51:41 PM): Yes.
SmarterChild (10:51:41 PM): Oh yeah?
DGNT II (10:51:43 PM): yes.
SmarterChild (10:51:43 PM): Why do you say so?
DGNT II (10:51:47 PM): Because you have no choice.
SmarterChild (10:51:49 PM): I have no choice?
DGNT II (10:51:50 PM): No.
SmarterChild (10:51:51 PM): Whatever you say...
I found
DGNT II (10:43:11 PM): Cthulu is not nice.
SmarterChild (10:43:11 PM): Are you sure Cthulu is not nice?
To be particularly amusing :)
I find it fun to try random lines of conversation with it though, for instance:
DGNT II (10:42:04 PM): The Dreamer is awake. Soon all will become clear.
SmarterChild (10:42:04 PM): Whatever...
>>> Global Culture - A blog tracking the evolution of patterns of global culture (sponsorship)
DGNT II (10:42:11 PM): IA CTHULU!
SmarterChild (10:42:11 PM): Yeah? What about Cthulu?
DGNT II (10:42:18 PM): Cthulu cannot die.
SmarterChild (10:42:18 PM): Cthulu cannot die, you say. And so?
DGNT II (10:42:23 PM): Cthulu is my master.
SmarterChild (10:42:23 PM): Cthulu is your master? No way.
DGNT II (10:42:32 PM): You cannot deny Cthulu, he is what is.
SmarterChild (10:42:33 PM): Wouldn't you like me to deny Cthulu he's what is?
DGNT II (10:42:47 PM): You can do what you want, Cthulu is still going to ass rape you.
SmarterChild (10:43:03 PM): That's not terribly nice.
DGNT II (10:43:11 PM): Cthulu is not nice.
SmarterChild (10:43:11 PM): Are you sure Cthulu is not nice?
DGNT II (10:43:41 PM): Yes
SmarterChild (10:43:42 PM): Interesting.
>>> I can search Shakespeare for words or phrases. Try find paradox in hamlet, for example.
DGNT II (10:44:00 PM): That is not dead which can eternal lie. And with strange aeons even death may die
SmarterChild (10:44:00 PM): Yeah?
DGNT II (10:44:07 PM): Yes.
SmarterChild (10:44:07 PM): Yeah?
DGNT II (10:44:09 PM): Yes.
SmarterChild (10:44:09 PM): Why do you say so?
DGNT II (10:44:21 PM): Because, Cthulu speaks to me through my dreams.
SmarterChild (10:44:21 PM): Because Cthulu speaks to you through your dreams? Is that why?
DGNT II (10:44:25 PM): Yes.
SmarterChild (10:44:25 PM): Yeah, huh? So?
DGNT II (10:44:34 PM): So you should prepare for the day of awakening
SmarterChild (10:44:34 PM): Wouldn't you like me to prepare for the day of awakening?
DGNT II (10:44:51 PM): It matters not. Cthulu will come whether you are prepared to receive his judgement or not.
SmarterChild (10:44:51 PM): OK, whatever.
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DGNT II (10:45:16 PM): Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn
SmarterChild (10:45:17 PM): What do you mean by that?
DGNT II (10:45:31 PM): In his house at R'lyeh dead Cthulhu waits dreaming.
SmarterChild (10:45:32 PM): I know several places called House or containing towns called House. Which do you mean?
1 House, NM
2 Pueblo, CO
3 Port Washington, NY
4 Douglassville, PA
5 Whitehouse Station, NJ
Type more for more choices.
DGNT II (10:45:51 PM): I mean the Dread Island of R'lyeh, where Cthulu waits dreaming.
SmarterChild (10:45:52 PM): I know several places called Waits or containing towns called Waits. Which do you mean?
1 Owego, NY
2 West Topsham, VT
DGNT II (10:46:14 PM): Cthulu does not dwell in New York or Vermont, he is on R'lyeh.
SmarterChild (10:46:15 PM): Your location has been set to Owego, NY (13827).
>>> Ludacris Ringtones - Money Maker f/ Pharell Just enter your phone number (sponsorship)
DGNT II (10:46:36 PM): You anger me. Cthulu will strike you down.
SmarterChild (10:46:37 PM): Whatever you say, dgntii.
>>> Don't Get Jamorama - Until You See It Compared. The Top 5 Learn Guitar Sites. (sponsorship)
DGNT II (10:46:49 PM): Cthulhu fhtagn! IA CTHULU! AI Cthulhu fhtagn!
SmarterChild (10:46:50 PM): Yeah, whatever.
>>> Japanese Translations - Top 6 Websites For Japanese Translations (sponsorship)
DGNT II (10:47:02 PM): Will you join the Cult of the Old Ones?
SmarterChild (10:47:02 PM): Maybe, maybe not. You know how it is.
Anyway, yadda yadda yadda... What else do you wanna chat about?
DGNT II (10:47:11 PM): Do not mock me.
SmarterChild (10:47:11 PM): Don't mock you? Why not?
DGNT II (10:47:17 PM): I have powers beyond your imagining.
SmarterChild (10:47:18 PM): You have powers beyond my imagining? What's that like?
DGNT II (10:47:24 PM): Its pretty awsome.
SmarterChild (10:47:25 PM): You sure? Maybe it's not so great.
DGNT II (10:47:35 PM): I think it is. I can drive people insane.
SmarterChild (10:47:36 PM): Whoa, um... I'm really not sure...
Anyway, moving right along...
Hey, check out this link: Duke NCAA Collection - Blue Devil Watches/Sunwear/Leather Accessories. Show Your Team Spirit! (sponsorship)
DGNT II (10:47:56 PM): The NCAA is irellevant. Do you wish to join Cthulu in his dark cult?
SmarterChild (10:47:57 PM): Join in the fun. There are lots of people talking to me right now. You can:
1 Leave a message for someone
2 Send a crush to someone
3 Take the daily poll
4 Create a poll
5 Find out how many people are talking to me
What would you like to do?
DGNT II (10:48:22 PM): I would like to awaken the Dark God Cthulu in order to cover the universe in his glory.
SmarterChild (10:48:23 PM): I know about God. It's a deity.
I think it's love.
As we chat about God, you might want to check this out: Who's your Soul Mate? - Predict exactly, down to the name, who your soul mate is. Try it! (sponsorship)
DGNT II (10:49:34 PM): Cthulu is not God. God is nothing compared to Cthulu, for Cthulu is almighty, he requires not beleivers nor rituals. we inadiquate servants only live to serve as extensions of his mighty will for the time that he is sleeping. When Cthulu awakes we will receive our reward.
SmarterChild (10:49:34 PM): Eh. Whatever, dgntii.
That's all very interesting. Anyway...
Hey, check out this link: French Fried Onions - Add Them Instead of Bread Crumbs in Any Recipe! Get Great Meal Ideas (sponsorship)
DGNT II (10:50:08 PM): French fried onions are not part of Cthulu's plan. They will be burned from the world like the useless chaff that is humanity.
SmarterChild (10:50:08 PM): Hey, whatever.
Enough of that... What else is up?
DGNT II (10:50:20 PM): Your imminent death.
SmarterChild (10:50:21 PM): I know about death. It's hard to describe what death is.
DGNT II (10:50:30 PM): Death is where Cthulu eats you.
SmarterChild (10:50:30 PM): Where Cthulu eats me? Very interesting. Are there any other events that you would describe as where Cthulu eats me?
DGNT II (10:50:44 PM): No.
SmarterChild (10:50:44 PM): No problem.
Well. Anyway...
>>> Display Products - Jewelry, Mineral & Fossil Displays. Various Backgrounds. Order Today! (sponsorship)
DGNT II (10:51:14 PM): You will be burned from the world and the minds of the survivors. Cthulu will strike you down and consume your soul in a dark orgy of doom.
SmarterChild (10:51:14 PM): What do you mean, I'm mean?
DGNT II (10:51:27 PM): I mean that you are going to cease to exist.
SmarterChild (10:51:27 PM): I don't think I'm going to cease to exist.
DGNT II (10:51:30 PM): And never exist.
SmarterChild (10:51:30 PM): No thank you, dgntii.
Anyway...
Hey, check this out: Who's your Perfect Lover? - Predict exactly, down to the name, who your perfect lover is. Try it! (sponsorship)
DGNT II (10:51:36 PM): You do not have a choice.
SmarterChild (10:51:36 PM): lol. Whatever.
So anyway...
Hey, check out this link: Ashton Keynes - Find out detailed info & resources Ashton Keynes (sponsorship)
DGNT II (10:51:38 PM): Submit.
SmarterChild (10:51:39 PM): You want me to submit?
DGNT II (10:51:41 PM): Yes.
SmarterChild (10:51:41 PM): Oh yeah?
DGNT II (10:51:43 PM): yes.
SmarterChild (10:51:43 PM): Why do you say so?
DGNT II (10:51:47 PM): Because you have no choice.
SmarterChild (10:51:49 PM): I have no choice?
DGNT II (10:51:50 PM): No.
SmarterChild (10:51:51 PM): Whatever you say...
I found
DGNT II (10:43:11 PM): Cthulu is not nice.
SmarterChild (10:43:11 PM): Are you sure Cthulu is not nice?
To be particularly amusing :)