The realest real-life simulator. Really!
You've seen Alter Ego, you've seen Real Lives. But those dinky apps pale in comparison to... THE SIMULATOR (http://www.conceptlab.com/simulator/). :eek:
Developed by the famed Concept Labs back in 1997, THE SIMULATOR (http://www.conceptlab.com/simulator/) :eek: remains the single most accurate, realistic, and fantabulous portrayal of daily life ever created. If you are still in school (or are a loser) and want to see what an actual, normal, typical life in the Really Real World is like, then you must try... THE SIMULATOR (http://www.conceptlab.com/simulator/). :eek:
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THE SIMULATOR! (http://www.conceptlab.com/simulator/) :eek:
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:D
Call to power
03-10-2006, 00:10
what no wanking?
edit: work is shit how do you enlist for the military
Potarius
03-10-2006, 00:10
Pff, I never use hair spray/gel, I don't eat any of those cereals (Honey Bunches of Oats, damnit!), and I clean houses and offices.
Sim = Failure.
MeansToAnEnd
03-10-2006, 00:11
I just wasted 5 minutes. :(
Infinite Revolution
03-10-2006, 00:12
no matter how i eat breakfast i always end up working at macdonald's. life's no fair :(
no matter how i eat breakfast i always end up working at macdonald's. life's no fair :(
Well see, that's the lesson here. In the Real World, everyone works a dull job for low pay, and returns home only to watch the same ten channels and rearrange the food on their plates.
The Simulator is a success!
(I can't believe no one detected the dripping sarcasm in my first post...)
Potarius
03-10-2006, 00:28
Well see, that's the lesson here. In the Real World, everyone works a dull job for low pay, and returns home only to watch the same ten channels and rearrange the food on their plates.
The Simulator is a success!
(I can't believe no one detected the dripping sarcasm in my first post...)
I detected the sarcasm at first glance, but I still wanted to say what I said. :p
I passed the same VW bus like 7 times while driving to work......what a waste of time.
Mythotic Kelkia
03-10-2006, 00:35
oooh i remember finding this years and years ago. I remembered it being an easter egg on Ask Jeeves (remember that?). I asked something about showers and I got redirected straight there. I got bored after like the second burger and gave up.
Skibereen
03-10-2006, 00:39
$5.00 an hour is OVERTIME pay!!! When was this made ? 1978?
Tomzilla
03-10-2006, 00:43
Jesus Christ, how far away is the McDonalds! Driving fast takes me longer than it does to get to my real job.
Wow, this "simulator" is actually pretty deep. Check it out (http://www.conceptlab.com/simulator/about.html).
Alter Ego is way way better than this. Seriously, I don't want to dream about hamburgers.
Kryozerkia
03-10-2006, 01:08
Lame!
Greyenivol Colony
03-10-2006, 01:08
Wow, this "simulator" is actually pretty deep. Check it out (http://www.conceptlab.com/simulator/about.html).
Too many words!!! Aarghghhh!!!
Cape Isles
03-10-2006, 01:15
Job seems to be good, make 5 Hamburgers a day and then head home, what is this guy part-time?
I died at 60-something playing softball... :(
Big Jim P
03-10-2006, 08:58
A real-life simulator for those without real lives. I am so impressed.
Cape Isles
03-10-2006, 09:16
A real-life simulator for those without real lives. I am so impressed.
I'm just glad I didn't play on it for ages, very boring to say the least.
$5.00 an hour is OVERTIME pay!!! When was this made ? 1978?
Yeah, I know. Pretty astounding...everyone knows that fast-food/customer service jobs don't pay overtime. :p
Pure Metal
03-10-2006, 10:55
hehe i like the dry sarcasm of this :P
*has worked at mcdonald's*
Swilatia
03-10-2006, 12:24
sorry. i do not want to lose that 10 minutes of time