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I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST hate all white people.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST say "EH" and smoke weed.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.

I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenience store.

I'm AFRICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST hate those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm A DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I WEAR SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I MUST have a big cock.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm ALWAYS SMILING, so I MUST have a great life.

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be an attention whore.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATRE & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.

I HAVE BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.

I HANG OUT WITH GAYS, so I MUST be gay too.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I CUT, so I MUST be emo.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be stupid.

I'm HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy.

I'm a STONER, so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be prude.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love fried chicken.

I'm BI, so I MUST think every chick I see is hot.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST have a big dick.

I'm a HOOKER, so I MUST have crabs.

I DO DRUGS, so I MUST be making nothing of myself in life.

I'm SHORT so I must be a MIDGET.

I CARE ABOUT MY LOOKS so I MUST be shallow.

I'm FRENCH so I MUST eat frogs.

I'm a JUGGALO so I MUST be failing in life.

I'm CHINESE, so I MUST BE SMALL

This looks vaguely familiar...

I'm pretty sure that all hookers having crabs is more of a fact than a stereotype, though.

Y'know we've been through this before right?

stereotypes are so much more fun than real people :)

The last one seems wrong you can usually tell by looking at them whether they're small or not.

I CUT, so I MUST be emo.


This one is actually accurate, why would you be cutting yourself if you weren't depressed (and possibly emo-style depressed. It's still pretty likely once you've reduced it to only depressed people)


I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.


Good crazy maybe. Do you know how many guys would love this girl for a girlfriend? It's gigantic.


I'm a JUGGALO so I MUST be failing in life.

If that's misspelled the way I think it is, probably.
Think of it this way: Prostitute is not considered a very good job even for females, and it's sorta socially acceptable for them.
Why the hell would a guy want to sell sex if his life isn't total crap?

IM on NS GENERAL, so I GOT USED TO IT

Copy and paste without any commentary or original though?

Tut, tut...

You posted on NSGENERAL, so you must be ANGLO-SAXON.

This one is actually accurate, why would you be cutting yourself if you weren't depressed (and possibly emo-style depressed. It's still pretty likely once you've reduced it to only depressed people)
not true, I used to cut, I wasn't depressed I was disturbed and addicted. There is a difference.

Good crazy maybe. Do you know how many guys would love this girl for a girlfriend? It's gigantic.
yep.

Oh my God, this thread AGAIN?!

You are taking all the fun out of life if we can not sterotype. :p

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

And this one is actually accurate if she acts on her feelings.



And how many times do we have to see that list? It is getting a little irritating.

Oh my God, this thread AGAIN?!Shh, the lil' tiger thinks he's being original and upstanding.

ive never heard that stereotype of italians having big cocks. I only heard they were greasy and cowardly.

ive never heard that stereotype of italians having big cocks. I only heard they were greasy and cowardly.

Oh dear. If you read this post a certain way, the last sentence totally takes it out of context...

ive never heard that stereotype of italians having big cocks. I only heard they were greasy and cowardly.

Well I heard that Japanese had little cocks so... ;)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

True sometimes, sometimes not.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

Eh most Emo people cut wrist to get attention, the people you have to worry about are the one who don't tell anyone that they do it.


I'm BLACK, so I MUST carry a gun.

Not always true.


I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

Some guys are pervert and do want that, some guys just want a punching bag, etc. It's reall more of a mixed bag there.


I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

or an illegal!


I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart.

They don't have to be smart, but hard working, they are.


I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I prefer to follow my own path thank ya very much!


I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST hate all white people.

Not true.


I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

A Rabbi, a Priest and Roger Dangerfield...


I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

Well it has been proven that having unprotective anal sex does lead to a higher risk of getting AIDs and STDs.


I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

Every lesbian I've met does.


I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST say "EH" and smoke weed.

Not always true.


I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

Hey once the majority start silencing and denouncing the loud and very violence minority, then we'll talk. Until that day, the western world will use the loud minority as what arabs are, and the majority have only themselves to blame.


I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

Nah saying that you're proud to be a "bitch" and that you're social skills are equal to Rosanne Barr is what makes you a bitch.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

Mostly true, I mean comon.


I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

Just the loud minority do that, the majority usually just ignore them.


I'm an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.

I met some Atheist that like living.


I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals.

You can have morals without a belief system.


I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

Not true.


I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

Not true.


I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

Hey! How the hell did you know my drug dealer?!


I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

Ok that made NO sense.


I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

You'd be suprised.


I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

Not crazy, just moody, and lots of other fun stuff, but it's out of their control so they can't help it really.


I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

Actually know an irish person that confirms this, at least in Dublin.


I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenience store.

Silly poster, they only run them, the stores are owned by the gas company!

I'm AFRICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

Not that there's anything wrong with it.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.

I wouldn't touch this with a 10 foot pole, the cheerleader too.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST hate those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

Dead on.

I'm A DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

Don't know, don't care.

I WEAR SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.

Or just want to look good, but to be honest, skirts do allow easy access.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

My ex was a punk and did drugs, so eh *shakes hand sideways*

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

generally true.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

True.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth.

Or punk, or Emo etc.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz.

I blame Kelly Bundy.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

In my experience, you never find that out until they stop putting on a front and reveal their true self.


I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

Hey Cubans cigars are the best, you should be proud!

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

Well we don't have 12 million illegal Canadians here.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

Easier than the virgin.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

If you fell in love with him and that's it, no, but if you developed a relationship, yes.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

Ever watch the Muray Show, or the Jerry Springer Show?

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

or clogs, or is that the Danish?

I'm ITALIAN, so I MUST have a big cock.

I though that was black people.

GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

Depends how new the car is. My first car I got for Christmas, and it was a 1986 Mustang.

I'm ALWAYS SMILING, so I MUST have a great life.

Or trying to mask the pain that is on the inside.

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

Well... ehhh *shakes hand sideways again*

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

Depends on who you compare it to.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be an attention whore.

or delightfully crazy, but it's the good kind of crazy!

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

Nah, people who wants attention usually do worse than that.

I'm INTO THEATRE & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

Not making sense again.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

Ever been to http://www.petakillsanimals.com/ ?

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.

Well if you wear a vest, and say stuff like "FABOULUS!" then yea.

I HAVE BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

Or an FAA approved flotation device!

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

Ehhh.... *shakes hands sideways again*

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

Nah posers are those who always goes with the "trend"

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.

No comment, mainly because I never met a Russian before. They have sexy women though.

I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.

Def. not true, espically with all the Anti-Nazi laws they have.

I HANG OUT WITH GAYS, so I MUST be gay too.

Depends on if yall go to a club, or like to bake deserts with pink frosting.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

Nothing wrong with big butts.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I only met one Puerto Rican chick that didn't fit that sterotype.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

Not always true.

I CUT, so I MUST be emo.

Didn't we already do this one? Emo cut because they want attention, real cutters do it for various of reaons, but usually keep it to themselves.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be stupid.

I guess this one time they did not forget Poland.

I'm HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy.

Jeez who writes these stupid sterotypes that makes no sense?

I'm a STONER, so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

Ever watch Scooby Doo?

I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be prude.

Hey I have standards dammit!

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.

or maybe both! Although I have met some hot gamer chicks.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love fried chicken.

Too easy...

I'm BI, so I MUST think every chick I see is hot.

Not true.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST have a big dick.

Bigger than mine.

I'm a HOOKER, so I MUST have crabs.

Show me one hooker that don't have crabs!

I DO DRUGS, so I MUST be making nothing of myself in life.

Not sure.

I'm SHORT so I must be a MIDGET.

Well I do get overlooked alot.

I CARE ABOUT MY LOOKS so I MUST be shallow.

Nah shallow people are those who judge others on the way they look, and think they are God's gift to the world because they are the "hottest" thing since slice bread.

I'm FRENCH so I MUST eat frogs.

I thought they ate snails.

I'm a JUGGALO so I MUST be failing in life.

Never met one.

I'm CHINESE, so I MUST BE SMALL

Well...only the basketball player is really tall.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

Where the hell did that come from?!

I'm MALTESE, so I MUST own a falcon statue

:D

Oh dear. If you read this post a certain way, the last sentence totally takes it out of context...

hahahaha!! if I'd done it on purpose I would be so pleased. just so everyone is clear, its the italians that are greasy and cowardly. their cocks are probably greasy too though.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I have only encountered one Polish lad who did that but stopped when he got told off by health and safety at work, he should have really been wearing his standard issue boots in the first place, but it was summer.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be stupid.

Never heard of that one, Polish universities are supposed to be some of the cheapest in Europe because most of there young adults are working abroad mainly in the UK and Ireland.

To expand upon the guy one:

I'm a GUY so I MUST: only want to get into a girls pants, be obsessed with sports, be a gut-struting, crotch scratching, farting, beltching macho moron, be the root cause of all domestic problems, never get custody of offspring, be dominate in a relationship, be assertive, be overly masculine, be homophobic, a jock, never show emotion, be at the top of the business ladder because I was prefered over women, pay for everything on a date, be obsessed with cars, know how to fix anything with a wrench and a screwdriver, be 'tough', think with my penis only, be the breadwinner, want a boy child, be the one to propose, be sexist, demand that women remain barefoot and pregnant in the kitchen, be a slob, be strong, be a womanizing playboy.

Did I miss any?

The only type of stereo I really appreciate is the one that plays my music! http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y223/GermanNightmare/listening.gif

To expand upon the guy one:

I'm a GUY so I MUST: only want to get into a girls pants, be obsessed with sports, be a gut-struting, crotch scratching, farting, beltching macho moron, be the root cause of all domestic problems, never get custody of offspring, be dominate in a relationship, be assertive, be overly masculine, be homophobic, a jock, never show emotion, be at the top of the business ladder because I was prefered over women, pay for everything on a date, be obsessed with cars, know how to fix anything with a wrench and a screwdriver, be 'tough', think with my penis only, be the breadwinner, want a boy child, be the one to propose, be sexist, demand that women remain barefoot and pregnant in the kitchen, be a slob, be strong, be a womanizing playboy.

Did I miss any?

be unable to commit in a relationship.....

Meh, boring...

They're all tr0000000000000!