And in this corner...
IL Ruffino
02-10-2006, 03:56
I was watching Good Morning America last week and that lady who runs Jesus camp was on.. She said that Disney was the most evil anti-christ out there.
No, I dont have a link, but I have an idea!
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y79/Goomg/deededee.jpg
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!
*pulls hanging microphone to mouth*
In this corner, the man with the magical wand, he cleaned a castle, conquered Orlando, HE IS MICKEY MOUSE!!
*crowd goes wild*
And in this corner, the man that won't die, he changed a world, RAISE THE ROOF FOR... JEEEEEEEEESUS!
*crowd swings palms in praise*
(ding-ding-ding)
Who will you put your faith in? Who will win the fight?
Kinda Sensible people
02-10-2006, 03:57
Disney will produce a movie through an affiliate that smears non-christians for failing to prevent September 11th, and then attempt to get schools to use it as educational material.
Wanderjar
02-10-2006, 03:58
hahaha!
Potarius
02-10-2006, 03:59
Disney, ANTI-Christian?
Wow, who the fuck has such low brainpower as to even think such a thing?
Pope Barley
02-10-2006, 04:18
Disney, ANTI-Christian?
Wow, who the fuck has such low brainpower as to even think such a thing?
.... the radical Christians?:sniper:
Soviet Haaregrad
02-10-2006, 04:19
Disney, ANTI-Christian?
Wow, who the fuck has such low brainpower as to even think such a thing?
The sorts of people who run Brainwash Your Kid For Jesus Summer Camp?
The sorts of people who think Christianity in the US is under attack?
Idiots?
The Black Forrest
02-10-2006, 04:20
Jesus couldn't even take Santa Claus so it's a draw.
That woman is scary isn't she?
Muravyets
02-10-2006, 04:23
Disney, hands down. They ARE the most evil anti-christ.
FEAR THE MOUSE!
they aren't pro-Christian, so they must be anti right?
IL Ruffino
02-10-2006, 04:26
they aren't pro-Christian, so they must be anti right?
And they promote witchcraft!
:mad:
Muravyets
02-10-2006, 04:26
Jesus couldn't even take Santa Claus so it's a draw.
That woman is scary isn't she?
She's terrifying. I want to know what all those little Manchurian Candidates of hers are going to do when Bush isn't president anymore and they have to start crying and yelling "This means war!" over someone else's picture.
The Nazz
02-10-2006, 04:27
What does Disney have to do to get some fundy love? I mean, they dropped a load on that Narnia POS, and they licked Bush's ass with the whole Path to 9/11 thing. They carry the 700 Club on their "family" network for fuck's sake. What's a network got to do?
And they promote witchcraft!
:mad:
meh, I don't really care. I take the movies on a movie by movie basis, I watch them before my kids do, but I do that with all the movies they watch.
I see a LOT of stuff that the more conservative friends I have would have issue with.
What does Disney have to do to get some fundy love? I mean, they dropped a load on that Narnia POS, and they licked Bush's ass with the whole Path to 9/11 thing. They carry the 700 Club on their "family" network for fuck's sake. What's a network got to do?
they fired Mike, so that got the boycott by the SBC stopped. ;)
New Xero Seven
02-10-2006, 04:34
Mickey Mouse is simply more appealing to children than Jesus.
The Nazz
02-10-2006, 04:36
Mickey Mouse is simply more appealing to children than Jesus.
Yeah, but Ronald McDonald is better known. ;)
New Xero Seven
02-10-2006, 04:37
Yeah, but Ronald McDonald is better known. ;)
Better Mickey than Ronald if you ask me! :p
The Black Forrest
02-10-2006, 05:27
What does Disney have to do to get some fundy love? I mean, they dropped a load on that Narnia POS, and they licked Bush's ass with the whole Path to 9/11 thing. They carry the 700 Club on their "family" network for fuck's sake. What's a network got to do?
They don't discriminate against the godless destined for hell homosexuals.
Peisandros
02-10-2006, 05:31
I'm a Catholic, but Disney will fucking own.
IL Ruffino
02-10-2006, 05:33
I'm a Catholic, but Disney will fucking own.
Peisany!
The Nazz
02-10-2006, 05:37
They don't discriminate against the godless destined for hell homosexuals.
I guess. I wonder how many gay people were involved in the production of Narnia. It would probably make the fundies shit themselves to find out.
SHAOLIN9
02-10-2006, 09:24
I'm a Catholic, but Disney will fucking own.
Absolutely!
http://home.maine.rr.com/waassaap/Forum%20Pictures/owned3.jpg
Disney FTW!:D
Cabra West
02-10-2006, 09:27
meh, I don't really care. I take the movies on a movie by movie basis, I watch them before my kids do, but I do that with all the movies they watch.
I see a LOT of stuff that the more conservative friends I have would have issue with.
In Disney movies? *blinks*
You will have to give some examples there, Smunkee....
I V Stalin
02-10-2006, 10:22
Mickey Mouse is simply more appealing to children than Jesus.
Do you blame the kids? Which is more appealing to you - a friendly cartoon mouse, or a 2000 year old zombie who claims to be the son of God?
BackwoodsSquatches
02-10-2006, 10:25
Do you blame the kids? Which is more appealing to you - a friendly cartoon mouse, or a 2000 year old zombie who claims to be the son of God?
Why cant we have both?
Why not a 2000 year old zombie mouse that claims to be the son of God?
I V Stalin
02-10-2006, 10:26
Why cant we have both?
Why not a 2000 year old zombie mouse that claims to be the son of God?
Because that's just too fuckin' weird. :p
BackwoodsSquatches
02-10-2006, 10:31
Because that's just too fuckin' weird. :p
I bet more people would REALLY consider the whole thing before going on some silly crusade.
For Zombie Mickey!!
Reclaim the Holy Land!
(Florida)
I V Stalin
02-10-2006, 10:35
I bet more people would REALLY consider the whole thing before going on some silly crusade.
For Zombie Mickey!!
Reclaim the Holy Land!
(Florida)
Reclaim Florida from who?
Anyway, they probably wouldn't. If a religion has been around for long enough, people don't care what it's based on. Though it would make theological debate a lot more interesting.
LiberationFrequency
02-10-2006, 10:39
This kind of reminds me of Dogma where they walk into the "happy cow" board meeting and shoot everyone for their sins.
Southeastasia
02-10-2006, 10:40
....I have absolutely no idea what to do or say, for I find both (in the latter case of Christianity, the radical extremists of it or the hardcore and intolerant conservatives of it), filled with maddening audacity.
Cabra West
02-10-2006, 10:40
This kind of reminds me of Dogma where they walk into the "happy cow" board meeting and shoot everyone for their sins.
Everyone but the woman who didn't say "Bless you" when one of the sneezed... :D
BackwoodsSquatches
02-10-2006, 10:42
Reclaim Florida from who?
Probably from the Hordes of Senior Citizens.
Anyway, they probably wouldn't. If a religion has been around for long enough, people don't care what it's based on. Though it would make theological debate a lot more interesting.
Im not so sure.
I think if Christianity were any siller, the more normal of the lot would have a hard time taking it seriously.
I would like to think that the current trend in radicalism is a hot ember, and is about to burn itself out.
The question remains, "How much damage will it do, before it does?"
I V Stalin
02-10-2006, 10:47
Im not so sure.
I think if Christianity were any siller, the more normal of the lot would have a hard time taking it seriously.
I would like to think that the current trend in radicalism is a hot ember, and is about to burn itself out.
The question remains, "How much damage will it do, before it does?"
I don't think it can get sillier. It lost any credibility it had once it had split into more than two Churches. If Mickey Mouse managed to unite all Christians under one Church, that would be a massive boost to its credibility. Although it would mean that people would start calling it the Mickey Mouse Church...
CthulhuFhtagn
02-10-2006, 10:51
Pffft. Jesus would win. According to a very reliable documentary, Jesus has an assault rifle, which he used to kill the Romans.
Peisandros
02-10-2006, 13:11
Absolutely!
http://home.maine.rr.com/waassaap/Forum%20Pictures/owned3.jpg
Disney FTW!:D
Fucking perfect picture. Wonderful.
Wanderjar
02-10-2006, 13:46
.... the radical Christians?:sniper:
Haha, good answer.
In Disney movies? *blinks*
You will have to give some examples there, Smunkee....
examples of what my uber-conservative crazy people I know find wrong with Disney?
sure.
this (http://www.religioustolerance.org/disney4.htm)pretty much sums up the whole boycott (which I didn't participate in because I thought they were idiots)
but now that the boycott is over, I still know a few people that have major problems with Disney movies, they are insane though...... I think.
I am trying to remember all of them...
Ariel isn't fully clothed
Cinderella disobeys her stepmother
Sleeping Beauty disobeys her father
Snow White lives with men whom she isn't married to
then there are the non-animated movies by sister companies (like Dogma which I love) and the other company Disney owns that makes porn.
I couldn't care less.
(wanted to put that in bold so that people know that I am not arguing this)
but I thought if you guys were confused you might want to know what's up with the crazies.
oh, and I get this (http://www.nisbett.com/child-ent/truth_about_disney.htm)website emailed to me just about weekly.....because we have about 75 Disney movies and are headed to Disney World for vacation next winter.
Cabra West
02-10-2006, 15:06
examples of what my uber-conservative crazy people I know find wrong with Disney?
sure.
this (http://www.religioustolerance.org/disney4.htm)pretty much sums up the whole boycott (which I didn't participate in because I thought they were idiots)
but now that the boycott is over, I still know a few people that have major problems with Disney movies, they are insane though...... I think.
I am trying to remember all of them...
Ariel isn't fully clothed
Cinderella disobeys her stepmother
Sleeping Beauty disobeys her father
Snow White lives with men whom she isn't married to
then there are the non-animated movies by sister companies (like Dogma which I love) and the other company Disney owns that makes porn.
I couldn't care less.
(wanted to put that in bold so that people know that I am not arguing this)
but I thought if you guys were confused you might want to know what's up with the crazies.
oh, and I get this (http://www.nisbett.com/child-ent/truth_about_disney.htm)website emailed to me just about weekly.....because we have about 75 Disney movies and are headed to Disney World for vacation next winter.
Wow... insane does sum that up rather nicely, you're right. I always figured loonies like that lived somewhere far away with little contact to the real world...
Wow... insane does sum that up rather nicely, you're right. I always figured loonies like that lived somewhere far away with little contact to the real world...
most of them live in Texas ;)
Wow... insane does sum that up rather nicely, you're right. I always figured loonies like that lived somewhere far away with little contact to the real world...
Disney reaches far and wide. Much like McDonalds.