How does she...?
Celtlund
30-09-2006, 23:08
http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&ncid=1756&e=2&u=/060928/ids_photos_en/r3935485981.jpg
How does she do things like eat, wash dishes, wipe her ass? How?
Desperate Measures
30-09-2006, 23:10
http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&ncid=1756&e=2&u=/060928/ids_photos_en/r3935485981.jpg
How does she do things like eat, wash dishes, wipe her ass? How?
Salad forks and safety goggles: I'm sure they are both necessary in her everyday life.
Philosopy
30-09-2006, 23:10
Well, as for the latter, I'd say carefully. Very, very carefully.
You know what's really weird? She's a professional hair-stylist. She routinely cuts people's hair. With scissors.
Believe THAT or not.
Keruvalia
30-09-2006, 23:14
How does she do things like eat, wash dishes, wipe her ass? How?
Trained monkeys.
More importantly how does she masturbate? Sure they're long, but they're sharp and pointy.
Celtlund
30-09-2006, 23:18
More importantly how does she masturbate? Sure they're long, but they're sharp and pointy.
MAybe she doesn't mstrurbate. Maybe she has many men who are more than willing to satisfy all her sexual desires. :eek:
Montacanos
30-09-2006, 23:18
During halloween, she likely has more fun on her block than anyone else.
Desperate Measures
30-09-2006, 23:18
More importantly how does she masturbate? Sure they're long, but they're sharp and pointy.
Trained...
ew... nevermind.
MAybe she doesn't mstrurbate. Maybe she has many men who are more than willing to satisfy all her sexual desires. :eek:
Having sex with her would be very dangerous. She gets a bit too excited and she could take your eye out. Crikey.
United Chicken Kleptos
30-09-2006, 23:27
More importantly how does she masturbate? Sure they're long, but they're sharp and pointy.
Put rubbers on them?