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Worst Thread Maker

Neo Kervoskia
30-09-2006, 15:02
So, I was watching Spartacus and then I remembered this.

I'm the Uwe Boll of thread making.
So I'm curious who do you think is the worst thread maker? Also, who is the Stanley Kubrick of thread making?
Infinite Revolution
30-09-2006, 15:07
kirk douglas, his thread has michael douglas in it
Utracia
30-09-2006, 15:18
Hard to say. The worst thread makers are probably ones who will not stick around on NS for very long.

Wait, are we talking about something else? :confused: :eek:
Whereyouthinkyougoing
30-09-2006, 15:18
You're not the worst thread maker, you're just the worst poll maker. Or, more accurately, the maker of the most exasperating thread-poll disconnects. :p


kirk douglas, his thread has michael douglas in it
>.<
Swilatia
30-09-2006, 15:26
Minaris
Neo Kervoskia
30-09-2006, 16:41
You're not the worst thread maker, you're just the worst poll maker. Or, more accurately, the maker of the most exasperating thread-poll disconnects. :p



>.<

Continuity is a mortal sin.
Jenrak
30-09-2006, 16:44
Ny Nordland. He pisses everyone off.
Swilatia
30-09-2006, 16:48
Ny Nordland. He pisses everyone off.

yeah. he is quite annoying.
Fascist Dominion
30-09-2006, 16:53
Well, whoever it is, it can't be me. I don't make enough threads to be any sort of threadmaker.:p
Andaluciae
30-09-2006, 16:54
My threads always die, and my most recent thread wound up in a gang of N00Bs insulting me repeatedly.

My threads suck.
Nguyen The Equalizer
30-09-2006, 16:54
No! I'm the worst threadmaker!

Roffle.
Andaluciae
30-09-2006, 16:56
No! I'm the worst threadmaker!

Roffle.

You haven't made any threads. You are clearly not the worst thread maker.
Neo Kervoskia
30-09-2006, 17:00
You haven't made any threads. You are clearly not the worst thread maker.

He could be a puppet of UNA's.
Jenrak
30-09-2006, 17:01
No! I'm the worst threadmaker!

Roffle.

I'm not sure. You spelt 'rofl' with proper grammar and spelling. You might be the saviour of us all.

You haven't made any threads. You are clearly not the worst thread maker.

Don't bait the guy.
Jenrak
30-09-2006, 17:03
He could be a puppet of UNA's.

I almost forgot about UNA! Is he still roaming around here?
The Potato Factory
30-09-2006, 17:03
Why am I never mentioned in these "Worst [whatever]" threads?
Andaluciae
30-09-2006, 17:04
I'm not sure. You spelt 'rofl' with proper grammar and spelling. You might be the saviour of us all.


He's not my savior, I won't even use proper spellings of that damnable creature known as "AIMspeak", only legitimizes the destruction of my beloved English language even further.
Utracia
30-09-2006, 17:04
Maybe we should go on thread success. If you can't get a thread to go past 2 pages then you are a failure.
Jenrak
30-09-2006, 17:05
He's not my savior, I won't even use proper spellings of that damnable creature known as "AIMspeak", only legitimizes the destruction of my beloved English language even further.

http://ssshotaru.homestead.com/files/aolertranslator.html
Fascist Dominion
30-09-2006, 17:05
My threads always die, and my most recent thread wound up in a gang of N00Bs insulting me repeatedly.

My threads suck.
All threads die....well, except Choose Wisely and How Do You Do It?. :D:cool:
He could be a puppet of UNA's.

Ha! The OP is biased...who woulda thunk it?:p
Andaluciae
30-09-2006, 17:06
Maybe we should go on thread success. If you can't get a thread to go past 2 pages then you are a failure.

I've had one or two that's gone to around fifteen, so I guess I'm out of the running.
Fascist Dominion
30-09-2006, 17:08
Maybe we should go on thread success. If you can't get a thread to go past 2 pages then you are a failure.

The Beautiful Darkness FTW! No competition. Everyone fails in comparison.:p
Infinite Revolution
30-09-2006, 17:11
>.<

huh?
Utracia
30-09-2006, 17:13
I've had one or two that's gone to around fifteen, so I guess I'm out of the running.

Success I would say. I've only had a few of my threads that go over 100 posts.

Hard to do that though some make it look easy. :(

The Beautiful Darkness FTW! No competition. Everyone fails in comparison.:p

I haven't seen any of her threads.
Jenrak
30-09-2006, 17:14
The Beautiful Darkness FTW! No competition. Everyone fails in comparison.:p

Didn't she make a suicide thread?
Swilatia
30-09-2006, 17:18
All threads die....well, except Choose Wisely and How Do You Do It?. :D:cool:


and (unfortunately) the million fluffle march. fack you ruffy.
Demented Hamsters
30-09-2006, 17:19
No! I'm the worst threadmaker!

Roffle.
You?
Hell, I'm the Zoidberg of thread-making!
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
30-09-2006, 17:20
I would like to believe myself to be the Ray Steckler (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0057181/) of thread making, the highest honor that anyone can aspire to.
Jenrak
30-09-2006, 17:23
I would like to believe myself to be the Ray Steckler (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0057181/) of thread making, the highest honor that anyone can aspire to.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0117550/
Neo Kervoskia
30-09-2006, 17:35
Maybe we should go on thread success. If you can't get a thread to go past 2 pages then you are a failure.

I'd go against that. I've made hundreds of threads with many over two pages, but that doesn't make me James Stewart. Go by many yams they own.
Whereyouthinkyougoing
30-09-2006, 17:37
huh?
It made me chuckle and I didn't want to post a "Bu-dum-CHING". ;)
JuNii
30-09-2006, 17:42
So, I was watching Spartacus and then I remembered this.


So I'm curious who do you think is the worst thread maker? Also, who is the Stanley Kubrick of thread making?
I like threads by Peechland, Smunkeville, Cabra West and LG...

all others I will participate if I feel that I can either 1)participate meaningfully... 2) spam it artistically... 3) the posters are open to different opinions and not just ranting.
Utracia
30-09-2006, 17:48
I'd go against that. I've made hundreds of threads with many over two pages, but that doesn't make me James Stewart. Go by many yams they own.

Well I haven't made nearly so many and when my threads struggle to have any growth it can be quite depressing. :(
Fascist Dominion
30-09-2006, 17:49
Success I would say. I've only had a few of my threads that go over 100 posts.

Hard to do that though some make it look easy. :(



I haven't seen any of her threads.
All of my threads have gone at least 50 pages, IIRC.:D

She doesn't make them often, but when she does, they really take off....
Didn't she make a suicide thread?
Hasn't everyone?:confused:
and (unfortunately) the million fluffle march. fack you ruffy.

LOL Thanks for drawing publicity.;):p
Zilam
30-09-2006, 17:55
Well I haven't made nearly so many and when my threads struggle to have any growth it can be quite depressing. :(

I hear that. All of my threads are depressingly slow in growth :(
Neo Kervoskia
30-09-2006, 17:56
I hear that. All of my threads are depressingly slow in growth :(

Sex, drugs, and jazz. That'll help 'em grow.
Dorstfeld
30-09-2006, 17:57
Ny Nordland. He pisses everyone off.

Amen to that.
Philosopy
30-09-2006, 17:58
Does the 'winner' of this have to start their own thread to demonstrate their skills?
Jenrak
30-09-2006, 18:02
Hasn't everyone?:confused:

Not me.
JuNii
30-09-2006, 18:02
Maybe we should go on thread success. If you can't get a thread to go past 2 pages then you are a failure.

however, one can adjust the number of posts that show up per page... thus while for some 21 posts would be enough to get past page 2, for me, that gets to page 2. (20 posts per page.)
Neo Kervoskia
30-09-2006, 18:03
Does the 'winner' of this have to start their own thread to demonstrate their skills?

I don't give a shit. :)
Philosopy
30-09-2006, 18:04
I don't give a shit. :)
It's always the same with you thread creation-studs; you just do your business and run away from the consequences...
Fascist Dominion
30-09-2006, 18:13
Not me.
Then you must be no one.:p
It's always the same with you thread creation-studs; you just do your business and run away from the consequences...

Yeah, they're all the same. One minute it's all "please and thank you," the next they'll kick you in the teeth.:(
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
30-09-2006, 18:22
Hasn't everyone?:confused:
I had a thread to see if anyone had ever committed suicide, I believe that the majority of NS reported that they had, and had done so more than once.
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Infinite Revolution
30-09-2006, 19:07
It made me chuckle and I didn't want to post a "Bu-dum-CHING". ;)

ah, :D, i thought it was a symbol for confusion and i'd have to explain myself :)
IL Ruffino
01-10-2006, 00:01
Didn't she make a suicide thread?

You're on crack!
Terrorist Cakes
01-10-2006, 00:16
Mine have all failed. I'm also a notorius thread-killer.
Utracia
01-10-2006, 00:19
Mine have all failed. I'm also a notorius thread-killer.

I think it is all about timing. Have to post the thread at the right time or it will get ignored.

That and actually having an interesting topic. :D
Terrorist Cakes
01-10-2006, 00:20
I think it is all about timing. Have to post the thread at the right time or it will get ignored.

That and actually having an interesting topic. :D

Hey! My topics are very interesting....to me.
Utracia
01-10-2006, 00:27
Hey! My topics are very interesting....to me.

Didn't mean to suggest they weren't intersting.

Besides, I just looked your threads up and a lot have done pretty well. Then again maybe you have different standards as to a successful thread?

That one on socialism in Canada had over 100 posts and if it was my thread I would certainly feel satisfied.

*nods*
Terrorist Cakes
01-10-2006, 00:35
Didn't mean to suggest they weren't intersting.

Besides, I just looked your threads up and a lot have done pretty well. Then again maybe you have different standards as to a successful thread?

That one on socialism in Canada had over 100 posts and if it was my thread I would certainly feel satisfied.

*nods*

I'd forgotten about some of those. (And I wish I could forget about some of the others...)
Not bad
01-10-2006, 00:40
Continuity is a mortal sin.

What is immortal sin? Or mortal purity for that matter?
Utracia
01-10-2006, 00:42
I'd forgotten about some of those. (And I wish I could forget about some of the others...)

I've started a couple of stinkers, no biggie, I just move on to something new. Best to remember your better ones and pretend the others don't exist.
Infinite Revolution
01-10-2006, 01:18
i'm a pretty bad thread maker, most threads i've made have died even the one's that are continuing a popular theme. i obviously do not have my finger in the pulse at NS
Fascist Dominion
01-10-2006, 02:21
I had a thread to see if anyone had ever committed suicide, I believe that the majority of NS reported that they had, and had done so more than once.
[/reminiscing]
Good times, eh?
You're on crack!
You sold it to him!:eek:
Mine have all failed. I'm also a notorius thread-killer.

It's your bad karma.:p
Nobel Hobos
01-10-2006, 02:40
Ny Nordland. He pisses everyone off.

That can be a learning experience, though. I got scatalogical on him last time I visited one of his threads -- I didn't think I did that.

On the basis of my last attempt, I nominate myself. Something like four edits to make the link in the post work, and a few more to try to fix the spin I'd put on the link.
36 views, 0 replies. Oh, I'm sure there have been worse.
Ginnoria
01-10-2006, 02:46
So, I was watching Spartacus and then I remembered this.


So I'm curious who do you think is the worst thread maker? Also, who is the Stanley Kubrick of thread making?

Me, of course. When was the last time you saw a thread of mine?
Fascist Dominion
01-10-2006, 02:53
Me, of course. When was the last time you saw a thread of mine?

When was the last time I wanted to waste my time?:p
Ginnoria
01-10-2006, 02:57
When was the last time I wanted to waste my time?:p

You see? FD couldn't even be bothered to view a thread of mine. If that doesn't make me the worst thread maker on NS I don't know what will.
Nobel Hobos
01-10-2006, 02:58
Mine have all failed. I'm also a notorius thread-killer.

Wouldn't it be nice to be able to kill the threads you want dead, not the ones you love?

Hamlet: "O, it offends me to the soul to hear a robustious periwig-pated fellow tear a passion to tatters, to very rags, to split the ears of the groundlings..."
Fascist Dominion
01-10-2006, 03:05
You see? FD couldn't even be bothered to view a thread of mine. If that doesn't make me the worst thread maker on NS I don't know what will.

That wasn't it. I don't get out much into General. Mostly, I post in the subscribed ones until I actually catch up and get bored, so I don't see a lot of the new ones.
Ginnoria
01-10-2006, 03:34
That wasn't it. I don't get out much into General. Mostly, I post in the subscribed ones until I actually catch up and get bored, so I don't see a lot of the new ones.

Psssh. I'm disappointed; surely you're capable of spamming every thread in General at once.
Jenrak
01-10-2006, 04:58
Psssh. I'm disappointed; surely you're capable of spamming every thread in General at once.

30 second flood rule.
GreaterPacificNations
01-10-2006, 06:10
Well, the worst thread maker that I can remember was Kievan-Prussia. He used to make threads about the taste of his eggs at breakfast, and then another on an idea that he got regarding the taste of eggs, then another one asking why everyone was picking on him, then another on how he doesn't like eggs if it'll make him cool. He was the worst thread maker. His threads stank.

I mean, Ny Nordland pisses me of with his "I'm too chickensit to admit I am a filthy racist, so I'll hide behind psuedo-science and the false pretense of wanting you to challenge your ideals" act. Nevertheless, his threads generate a lot of discussion, and are often great stress relievers (he takes arguementative beating like nobody I have ever seen).

Deep Kimchi's threads aren't bad, they are just inscrutable. His titles are invariably undecipherably obscure. Kinda like Eutruscas threads, which rather than being unrelated, were instead deliberately misleading. Funny though. Eut would post a thread which made short work of his usual political stance, only to give it a misleading title and watch all of the left wingers bitch that he made a misleading thread title. He really didn't seem to mind that he was in fact referencing a decent contradiction to his standard arguements. I like that.

I am not sure who makes good threads, actually, because I am enjoying them too much to check who the OP was.
The Potato Factory
01-10-2006, 07:13
Well, the worst thread maker that I can remember was Kievan-Prussia. He used to make threads about the taste of his eggs at breakfast, and then another on an idea that he got regarding the taste of eggs, then another one asking why everyone was picking on him, then another on how he doesn't like eggs if it'll make him cool. He was the worst thread maker. His threads stank.

But I don't eat eggs.
GreaterPacificNations
01-10-2006, 07:41
But I don't eat eggs.
You're the reincarnation of KP? Did you get deleted, banned or lost in your pyjamas?
Big Jim P
01-10-2006, 10:25
Mine have all failed. I'm also a notorius thread-killer.

Whats wrong with thread killing? Some of us are (or at least were) proud of our thread killing.:D
IL Ruffino
01-10-2006, 18:11
Whats wrong with thread killing? Some of us are (or at least were) proud of our thread killing.:D

Amen to that.
Bumboat
01-10-2006, 19:26
Mine have all failed. I'm also a notorius thread-killer.

My threads are worse than yours. I'm the Ed Wood of thread making.
Bogmihia
01-10-2006, 19:32
Naliitr. He's the first guy I've seen actively advocating terrorist activities on any forums so far. Apart from the very questionable ethics, this tops the stupidity charts of all times.
Fascist Dominion
02-10-2006, 19:21
Psssh. I'm disappointed; surely you're capable of spamming every thread in General at once.
I am. But I do not. Should implies can, but can does not imply should.
30 second flood rule.
That only makes it difficult.
My threads are worse than yours. I'm the Ed Wood of thread making.

I don't think I've seen enough of your threads to know...then again, that may well be your point.:D
Swilatia
02-10-2006, 19:25
I have changed my mind. minaris is not the worst. king bodacious is.
Fascist Dominion
02-10-2006, 19:32
I have changed my mind. minaris is not the worst. king bodacious is.

ROFL! Yes, you may be on to something...
The Potato Factory
03-10-2006, 07:00
You're the reincarnation of KP? Did you get deleted, banned or lost in your pyjamas?

A combination of the first two.
Pledgeria
03-10-2006, 07:59
All threads die....well, except Choose Wisely and How Do You Do It?. :D:cool:
And that goddamned Dutch thread.

EDIT: Oh, and worst thread maker... I'll say starts with a "D" and rhymes with Feep Kimchi.
Fascist Dominion
03-10-2006, 14:53
And that goddamned Dutch thread.

EDIT: Oh, and worst thread maker... I'll say starts with a "D" and rhymes with Feep Kimchi.

LOL Yeah, and that one is still in General!:eek: If only the m0ds could tell how much spam was in that thread.:p