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So, I was watching Spartacus and then I remembered this.

I'm the Uwe Boll of thread making.
So I'm curious who do you think is the worst thread maker? Also, who is the Stanley Kubrick of thread making?

kirk douglas, his thread has michael douglas in it

Hard to say. The worst thread makers are probably ones who will not stick around on NS for very long.

Wait, are we talking about something else? :confused: :eek:

You're not the worst thread maker, you're just the worst poll maker. Or, more accurately, the maker of the most exasperating thread-poll disconnects. :p


kirk douglas, his thread has michael douglas in it
>.<

Minaris

You're not the worst thread maker, you're just the worst poll maker. Or, more accurately, the maker of the most exasperating thread-poll disconnects. :p



>.<

Continuity is a mortal sin.

Ny Nordland. He pisses everyone off.

Ny Nordland. He pisses everyone off.

yeah. he is quite annoying.

Well, whoever it is, it can't be me. I don't make enough threads to be any sort of threadmaker.:p

My threads always die, and my most recent thread wound up in a gang of N00Bs insulting me repeatedly.

My threads suck.

No! I'm the worst threadmaker!

Roffle.

No! I'm the worst threadmaker!

Roffle.

You haven't made any threads. You are clearly not the worst thread maker.

You haven't made any threads. You are clearly not the worst thread maker.

He could be a puppet of UNA's.

No! I'm the worst threadmaker!

Roffle.

I'm not sure. You spelt 'rofl' with proper grammar and spelling. You might be the saviour of us all.

You haven't made any threads. You are clearly not the worst thread maker.

Don't bait the guy.

He could be a puppet of UNA's.

I almost forgot about UNA! Is he still roaming around here?

Why am I never mentioned in these "Worst [whatever]" threads?

I'm not sure. You spelt 'rofl' with proper grammar and spelling. You might be the saviour of us all.


He's not my savior, I won't even use proper spellings of that damnable creature known as "AIMspeak", only legitimizes the destruction of my beloved English language even further.

Maybe we should go on thread success. If you can't get a thread to go past 2 pages then you are a failure.

He's not my savior, I won't even use proper spellings of that damnable creature known as "AIMspeak", only legitimizes the destruction of my beloved English language even further.

http://ssshotaru.homestead.com/files/aolertranslator.html

My threads always die, and my most recent thread wound up in a gang of N00Bs insulting me repeatedly.

My threads suck.
All threads die....well, except Choose Wisely and How Do You Do It?. :D:cool:
He could be a puppet of UNA's.

Ha! The OP is biased...who woulda thunk it?:p

Maybe we should go on thread success. If you can't get a thread to go past 2 pages then you are a failure.

I've had one or two that's gone to around fifteen, so I guess I'm out of the running.

Maybe we should go on thread success. If you can't get a thread to go past 2 pages then you are a failure.

The Beautiful Darkness FTW! No competition. Everyone fails in comparison.:p

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huh?

I've had one or two that's gone to around fifteen, so I guess I'm out of the running.

Success I would say. I've only had a few of my threads that go over 100 posts.

Hard to do that though some make it look easy. :(

The Beautiful Darkness FTW! No competition. Everyone fails in comparison.:p

I haven't seen any of her threads.

The Beautiful Darkness FTW! No competition. Everyone fails in comparison.:p

Didn't she make a suicide thread?

All threads die....well, except Choose Wisely and How Do You Do It?. :D:cool:


and (unfortunately) the million fluffle march. fack you ruffy.

No! I'm the worst threadmaker!

Roffle.
You?
Hell, I'm the Zoidberg of thread-making!

I would like to believe myself to be the Ray Steckler (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0057181/) of thread making, the highest honor that anyone can aspire to.

I would like to believe myself to be the Ray Steckler (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0057181/) of thread making, the highest honor that anyone can aspire to.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0117550/

Maybe we should go on thread success. If you can't get a thread to go past 2 pages then you are a failure.

I'd go against that. I've made hundreds of threads with many over two pages, but that doesn't make me James Stewart. Go by many yams they own.

huh?
It made me chuckle and I didn't want to post a "Bu-dum-CHING". ;)

So, I was watching Spartacus and then I remembered this.


So I'm curious who do you think is the worst thread maker? Also, who is the Stanley Kubrick of thread making?
I like threads by Peechland, Smunkeville, Cabra West and LG...

all others I will participate if I feel that I can either 1)participate meaningfully... 2) spam it artistically... 3) the posters are open to different opinions and not just ranting.

I'd go against that. I've made hundreds of threads with many over two pages, but that doesn't make me James Stewart. Go by many yams they own.

Well I haven't made nearly so many and when my threads struggle to have any growth it can be quite depressing. :(

Success I would say. I've only had a few of my threads that go over 100 posts.

Hard to do that though some make it look easy. :(



I haven't seen any of her threads.
All of my threads have gone at least 50 pages, IIRC.:D

She doesn't make them often, but when she does, they really take off....
Didn't she make a suicide thread?
Hasn't everyone?:confused:
and (unfortunately) the million fluffle march. fack you ruffy.

LOL Thanks for drawing publicity.;):p

Well I haven't made nearly so many and when my threads struggle to have any growth it can be quite depressing. :(

I hear that. All of my threads are depressingly slow in growth :(

I hear that. All of my threads are depressingly slow in growth :(

Sex, drugs, and jazz. That'll help 'em grow.

Ny Nordland. He pisses everyone off.

Amen to that.

Does the 'winner' of this have to start their own thread to demonstrate their skills?

Hasn't everyone?:confused:

Not me.

Maybe we should go on thread success. If you can't get a thread to go past 2 pages then you are a failure.

however, one can adjust the number of posts that show up per page... thus while for some 21 posts would be enough to get past page 2, for me, that gets to page 2. (20 posts per page.)

Does the 'winner' of this have to start their own thread to demonstrate their skills?

I don't give a shit. :)

I don't give a shit. :)
It's always the same with you thread creation-studs; you just do your business and run away from the consequences...

Not me.
Then you must be no one.:p
It's always the same with you thread creation-studs; you just do your business and run away from the consequences...

Yeah, they're all the same. One minute it's all "please and thank you," the next they'll kick you in the teeth.:(

Hasn't everyone?:confused:
I had a thread to see if anyone had ever committed suicide, I believe that the majority of NS reported that they had, and had done so more than once.
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It made me chuckle and I didn't want to post a "Bu-dum-CHING". ;)

ah, :D, i thought it was a symbol for confusion and i'd have to explain myself :)

Didn't she make a suicide thread?

You're on crack!

Mine have all failed. I'm also a notorius thread-killer.

Mine have all failed. I'm also a notorius thread-killer.

I think it is all about timing. Have to post the thread at the right time or it will get ignored.

That and actually having an interesting topic. :D

I think it is all about timing. Have to post the thread at the right time or it will get ignored.

That and actually having an interesting topic. :D

Hey! My topics are very interesting....to me.

Hey! My topics are very interesting....to me.

Didn't mean to suggest they weren't intersting.

Besides, I just looked your threads up and a lot have done pretty well. Then again maybe you have different standards as to a successful thread?

That one on socialism in Canada had over 100 posts and if it was my thread I would certainly feel satisfied.

*nods*

Didn't mean to suggest they weren't intersting.

Besides, I just looked your threads up and a lot have done pretty well. Then again maybe you have different standards as to a successful thread?

That one on socialism in Canada had over 100 posts and if it was my thread I would certainly feel satisfied.

*nods*

I'd forgotten about some of those. (And I wish I could forget about some of the others...)

Continuity is a mortal sin.

What is immortal sin? Or mortal purity for that matter?

I'd forgotten about some of those. (And I wish I could forget about some of the others...)

I've started a couple of stinkers, no biggie, I just move on to something new. Best to remember your better ones and pretend the others don't exist.

i'm a pretty bad thread maker, most threads i've made have died even the one's that are continuing a popular theme. i obviously do not have my finger in the pulse at NS

I had a thread to see if anyone had ever committed suicide, I believe that the majority of NS reported that they had, and had done so more than once.
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Good times, eh?
You're on crack!
You sold it to him!:eek:
Mine have all failed. I'm also a notorius thread-killer.

It's your bad karma.:p

Ny Nordland. He pisses everyone off.

That can be a learning experience, though. I got scatalogical on him last time I visited one of his threads -- I didn't think I did that.

On the basis of my last attempt, I nominate myself. Something like four edits to make the link in the post work, and a few more to try to fix the spin I'd put on the link.
36 views, 0 replies. Oh, I'm sure there have been worse.

So, I was watching Spartacus and then I remembered this.


So I'm curious who do you think is the worst thread maker? Also, who is the Stanley Kubrick of thread making?

Me, of course. When was the last time you saw a thread of mine?

Me, of course. When was the last time you saw a thread of mine?

When was the last time I wanted to waste my time?:p

When was the last time I wanted to waste my time?:p

You see? FD couldn't even be bothered to view a thread of mine. If that doesn't make me the worst thread maker on NS I don't know what will.

Mine have all failed. I'm also a notorius thread-killer.

Wouldn't it be nice to be able to kill the threads you want dead, not the ones you love?

Hamlet: "O, it offends me to the soul to hear a robustious periwig-pated fellow tear a passion to tatters, to very rags, to split the ears of the groundlings..."

You see? FD couldn't even be bothered to view a thread of mine. If that doesn't make me the worst thread maker on NS I don't know what will.

That wasn't it. I don't get out much into General. Mostly, I post in the subscribed ones until I actually catch up and get bored, so I don't see a lot of the new ones.

That wasn't it. I don't get out much into General. Mostly, I post in the subscribed ones until I actually catch up and get bored, so I don't see a lot of the new ones.

Psssh. I'm disappointed; surely you're capable of spamming every thread in General at once.

Psssh. I'm disappointed; surely you're capable of spamming every thread in General at once.

30 second flood rule.

Well, the worst thread maker that I can remember was Kievan-Prussia. He used to make threads about the taste of his eggs at breakfast, and then another on an idea that he got regarding the taste of eggs, then another one asking why everyone was picking on him, then another on how he doesn't like eggs if it'll make him cool. He was the worst thread maker. His threads stank.

I mean, Ny Nordland pisses me of with his "I'm too chickensit to admit I am a filthy racist, so I'll hide behind psuedo-science and the false pretense of wanting you to challenge your ideals" act. Nevertheless, his threads generate a lot of discussion, and are often great stress relievers (he takes arguementative beating like nobody I have ever seen).

Deep Kimchi's threads aren't bad, they are just inscrutable. His titles are invariably undecipherably obscure. Kinda like Eutruscas threads, which rather than being unrelated, were instead deliberately misleading. Funny though. Eut would post a thread which made short work of his usual political stance, only to give it a misleading title and watch all of the left wingers bitch that he made a misleading thread title. He really didn't seem to mind that he was in fact referencing a decent contradiction to his standard arguements. I like that.

I am not sure who makes good threads, actually, because I am enjoying them too much to check who the OP was.

Well, the worst thread maker that I can remember was Kievan-Prussia. He used to make threads about the taste of his eggs at breakfast, and then another on an idea that he got regarding the taste of eggs, then another one asking why everyone was picking on him, then another on how he doesn't like eggs if it'll make him cool. He was the worst thread maker. His threads stank.

But I don't eat eggs.

But I don't eat eggs.
You're the reincarnation of KP? Did you get deleted, banned or lost in your pyjamas?

Mine have all failed. I'm also a notorius thread-killer.

Whats wrong with thread killing? Some of us are (or at least were) proud of our thread killing.:D

Whats wrong with thread killing? Some of us are (or at least were) proud of our thread killing.:D

Amen to that.

Mine have all failed. I'm also a notorius thread-killer.

My threads are worse than yours. I'm the Ed Wood of thread making.

Naliitr. He's the first guy I've seen actively advocating terrorist activities on any forums so far. Apart from the very questionable ethics, this tops the stupidity charts of all times.

Psssh. I'm disappointed; surely you're capable of spamming every thread in General at once.
I am. But I do not. Should implies can, but can does not imply should.
30 second flood rule.
That only makes it difficult.
My threads are worse than yours. I'm the Ed Wood of thread making.

I don't think I've seen enough of your threads to know...then again, that may well be your point.:D

I have changed my mind. minaris is not the worst. king bodacious is.

I have changed my mind. minaris is not the worst. king bodacious is.

ROFL! Yes, you may be on to something...

You're the reincarnation of KP? Did you get deleted, banned or lost in your pyjamas?

A combination of the first two.

All threads die....well, except Choose Wisely and How Do You Do It?. :D:cool:
And that goddamned Dutch thread.

EDIT: Oh, and worst thread maker... I'll say starts with a "D" and rhymes with Feep Kimchi.

And that goddamned Dutch thread.

EDIT: Oh, and worst thread maker... I'll say starts with a "D" and rhymes with Feep Kimchi.

LOL Yeah, and that one is still in General!:eek: If only the m0ds could tell how much spam was in that thread.:p