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Screetch makes porn.

PsychoticDan
28-09-2006, 18:22
Skreetch has made a sex video with two girls. He gives one of them a "dirty sanchez." Life has taken a bizzare turn for the wierd.



Screetch gives a girl a dirty sanchez on video for us all to see. That is all.:)

http://www.4gsd.net/files/Stef/leafs/lookalikes/czerk-screech.jpg
WC Imperial Court
28-09-2006, 18:26
Skreetch has made a sex video with two girls. He gives one of them a "dirty sanchez." Life has taken a bizzare turn for the wierd.



Screetch gives a girl a dirty sanchez on video for us all to see. That is all.:)

http://www.4gsd.net/files/Stef/leafs/lookalikes/czerk-screech.jpg

awww fuck man....
Kanabia
28-09-2006, 18:26
Pardon my ignorance, but who's he?
PsychoticDan
28-09-2006, 18:29
Pardon my ignorance, but who's he?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dustin_Diamond
Drunk commies deleted
28-09-2006, 18:29
Pardon my ignorance, but who's he?

He played a nerdy teenager who used to hang out with the popular kids in a cheezy tv show. He also begged for money on the Howard Stern show.

http://www.consumerismcommentary.com/2006/06/22/dustin-diamond-screechs-strange-land-contract/
Sarkhaan
28-09-2006, 18:35
Pardon my ignorance, but who's he?

American pop culture reference. He was on "Saved by the Bell (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saved_By_The_Bell)", a show about middle-high school students that ran from the late 80's into the 90's.
Sumamba Buwhan
28-09-2006, 18:37
is there a link to the story or did you just make this one up?
Kanabia
28-09-2006, 18:38
Oh, I see. I remember that show being on TV, but never watched it.
Kanabia
28-09-2006, 18:39
is there a link to the story or did you just make this one up?

http://www.newsday.com/entertainment/ny-screechsex0928,0,5122274.story
Sumamba Buwhan
28-09-2006, 18:51
http://www.newsday.com/entertainment/ny-screechsex0928,0,5122274.story



thanks! I couldnt find it anywheres

go Screetch!
Khadgar
28-09-2006, 19:04
I'd take the article more seriously if it wasn't full of spelling errors. Though if it's true I'll have to watch it.
PsychoticDan
28-09-2006, 19:14
I'd take the article more seriously if it wasn't full of spelling errors. Though if it's true I'll have to watch it.

Check out the wiki link I left. First, read the whole thing because it's a really funny hackjob on him. At the bottom there is a link to another article about the sex tape.
Nadkor
28-09-2006, 19:17
"Dirty Sanchez"?

I know the TV show...but nothing else
Kanabia
28-09-2006, 19:26
"Dirty Sanchez"?

I know the TV show...but nothing else

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dirty_sanchez

Wiki is your friend. :)

(It's also sometimes referred to as a Hitler)
Piratnea
28-09-2006, 19:29
I knew about this yesterday. Shame, for a forum of thousands of people a news story like this got reported a day later..
Greater Trostia
28-09-2006, 19:40
He is currently shopping the 40-minute video -- with the working title "Saved by the Smell" --

ZOMGLOL

Oddly enough, in one of the audio files that online fans were invited to download to support the cause, the actor could be heard saying, "This is Dustin Diamond," goes my favorite one. "Please buy a T-shirt from getdshirts.com. I really don't wanna do porn."

Hollywood, why hast thou forsaken me!
German Nightmare
28-09-2006, 19:42
"Saved by the Smell"?!? Oh man... Screetch...
Nadkor
28-09-2006, 19:47
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dirty_sanchez

Wiki is your friend. :)

(It's also sometimes referred to as a Hitler)

Hmmm...the content of that link confirms that Wiki is not my friend :p
Drunk commies deleted
28-09-2006, 19:53
Hmmm...the content of that link confirms that Wiki is not my friend :p

It's not as bad as a hot lunch or even a cleveland steamer.
PsychoticDan
28-09-2006, 19:56
It's not as bad as a hot lunch or even a cleveland steamer.

or a chilidog. :)
Athell Loren
28-09-2006, 20:02
Skreetch has made a sex video with two girls. He gives one of them a "dirty sanchez." Life has taken a bizzare turn for the wierd.



Screetch gives a girl a dirty sanchez on video for us all to see. That is all.:)



Is there a link to this video? My morbid curiosity has gotten the best is me. :eek:
Nadkor
28-09-2006, 20:02
It's not as bad as a hot lunch or even a cleveland steamer.

Ones to avoid methinks...
Drunk commies deleted
28-09-2006, 20:03
or a chilidog. :)

That's true. Chili dogs do tend to make a mess, but unlike a hot lunch at least they don't make one's breath stink.
German Nightmare
28-09-2006, 20:10
Is there a link to this video? My morbid curiosity has gotten the best is me. :eek:
This is a PG-13 forum.

Linking to anything like that will get you into more trouble than you can think of!
Athell Loren
28-09-2006, 20:11
This is a PG-13 forum.

Linking to anything like that will get you into more trouble than you can think of!

DARNIT!! Oh well. I need to think of the children. :rolleyes:
German Nightmare
28-09-2006, 20:13
DARNIT!! Oh well. I need to think of the children. :rolleyes:
Since you didn't know that, I advise you to take some time to read the following thoroughly: http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=410573
PsychoticDan
28-09-2006, 20:48
I come back to this thread extremely disappointed in yoru responses. None of you seem to be taking this topic as seriously as it needs to be taken. The Screech character was an Icon of children's programming and now that character has been tarnished beyond repair. This is a cultural catastrophy of the likes not seen since Pee Wee Herman was caught masterbating in an adult movie theater. Please keep the "dirty sanchez" jokes for another thread and leave this thread for reflections on what Screech meant to you growing up and how you think this tragedy will effect your outlook on life.

Sorry for the rant, but when people make fun of events like this it really chaps my upper lip.
Khadgar
28-09-2006, 20:49
I'm trying to figure out how he parlayed being a broke former geek child actor into kinky sex with two women at once, on tape.
Carnivorous Lickers
28-09-2006, 20:57
its more likely screetch is getting the dirty sanchez. he's a little shitbird.
German Nightmare
28-09-2006, 21:25
I come back to this thread extremely disappointed in yoru responses. None of you seem to be taking this topic as seriously as it needs to be taken. The Screech character was an Icon of children's programming and now that character has been tarnished beyond repair. This is a cultural catastrophy of the likes not seen since Pee Wee Herman was caught masterbating in an adult movie theater. Please keep the "dirty sanchez" jokes for another thread and leave this thread for reflections on what Screech meant to you growing up and how you think this tragedy will effect your outlook on life.

Sorry for the rant, but when people make fun of events like this it really chaps my upper lip.
Pfft. Screech...

Now, if it had been Jerry Steiner...
Gravlen
28-09-2006, 21:32
I wonder what the hell went on at that TV show... I mean, Elisabeth Berkley bared it all in Showgirls, and now Screetch goes and does this?

And that's just the stuff I know of... I expect there is a lot more hidden away :p
Piratnea
28-09-2006, 21:52
or a chilidog. :)

Or an angry dragon.
Pompous world
29-09-2006, 21:21
I feel very sorry for the guy who played screech, I bet that back in the late 80s/ early 90s he was making a good deal of money, now hes reduced to this, its sad to see...

whats a chillidog?
PsychoticDan
29-09-2006, 21:24
I feel very sorry for the guy who played screech, I bet that back in the late 80s/ early 90s he was making a good deal of money, now hes reduced to this, its sad to see...

whats a chillidog?

Pooping between a woman's boobs! :) It's a fantastigasm! :p
Drunk commies deleted
29-09-2006, 21:48
Pooping between a woman's boobs! :) It's a fantastigasm! :p

It's not complete until you tit fuck her, thus smearing the poop all over her chest and your crotch.

I wonder if anyone is really into that.
Call to power
29-09-2006, 21:56
am I the only one who thought this has something to do with a painting?!
PsychoticDan
29-09-2006, 22:14
It's not complete until you tit fuck her, thus smearing the poop all over her chest and your crotch.

I wonder if anyone is really into that.

I am, but that's because my dad used to poop on my mom while I was breast feeding.:)
Dinaverg
29-09-2006, 22:15
Hmmm...the content of that link confirms that Wiki is not my friend :p

Technically, I'd blame it on asking about it.
Greater Trostia
29-09-2006, 22:20
am I the only one who thought this has something to do with a painting?!

...yes.
Drunk commies deleted
29-09-2006, 22:25
I am, but that's because my dad used to poop on my mom while I was breast feeding.:)

Lactation and scat fetish combined? Your pop is my hero.
PsychoticDan
29-09-2006, 22:29
Lactation and scat fetish combined? Your pop is my hero.

It's better than that. While he was doing it he was chewing her underwear, wearing her bra and peeing on her feet. :)


Oh, damn. I'm pretty messed up, aren't I?:(
Drunk commies deleted
29-09-2006, 22:30
It's better than that. While he was doing it he was chewing her underwear, wearing her bra and peeing on her feet. :)


Oh, damn. I'm pretty messed up, aren't I?:(

By NS standards or real world standards?
Dinaverg
29-09-2006, 22:33
By NS standards or real world standards?

We have standards?
PsychoticDan
29-09-2006, 22:34
By NS standards or real world standards?

I don't know. Are there others on here that like to chilidog a chick he just pee'd on while he's wearing their panties and fingering their pets? :confused:
Upper Botswavia
29-09-2006, 22:36
Drunk commies deleted
By NS standards or real world standards?

We have standards?


Well, that deserves a sig.
PsychoticDan
29-09-2006, 22:59
Well, that deserves a sig.

Why didn't you include my post? :(
I don't know. Are there others on here that like to chilidog a chick he just pee'd on while he's wearing their panties and fingering their pets? :confused:
Dinaverg
29-09-2006, 23:53
Why didn't you include my post? :(

If he were to do that, he'd probably include the "Oh, damn. I'm pretty messed up, aren't I?" part instead. Although he'd want to not use quote boxes if he had three.
Evil Cantadia
30-09-2006, 00:10
did anyone buy a t-shirt?

http://www.getdshirts.com/
German Nightmare
30-09-2006, 01:12
Okay - at this point I'm really wondering why my rather harmless banana-smiley was considered beyond the rules of NSG!