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I'm going to ask out a lady today. Any advice, tips, etc.? In any case, please wish me luck.

Just remember that trying is merely the first step to failure and you'll be fine.

I'm the master of rejection. :p

Good luck. :)

Thanks. :p

One word: chloroform. :p

Leave ground for a bit of imagination. My ultimate failure was rejecting lots of girls by denying their thoughts and imaginations about me. I must learn to talk less :p

They can smell fear.

Cover yourself with dogpoo. It will mask the smell of fear. :)

They can smell fear.

Cover yourself with dogpoo. It will mask the smell of fear. :)

Now THAT is bloody brilliant! :D

They can smell fear.

Cover yourself with dogpoo. It will mask the smell of fear. :)

ROFLMGDAO

I don't think she'll care for the smell. :p

Plus, I don't have a dog here. :(

ROFLMGDAO

I don't think she'll care for the smell. :p

Plus, I don't have a dog here. :(

Any poo will work. Lots and lots of mud is also a suitable substitute. And remember not to wear any pants.

Any poo will work. Lots and lots of mud is also a suitable substitute. And remember not to wear any pants.

Open the conversation with a flying tackle. Then, as you help her up, explain that you thought she was a good friend of yours. Offer her to buy her dinner to apologize.

Then, when you pick her up for your date, tackle her again. Then say, "Now we're friends." :)

Good luck. :D If you do go the dogpoo route, you won't have to worry about this ever again, not with her, anyway. :p Just try to relax and be your usual, charming ... okay, just try to relax. Have fun!

Open the conversation with a flying tackle. Then, as you help her up, explain that you thought she was a good friend of yours. Offer her to buy her dinner to apologize.

Then, when you pick her up for your date, tackle her again. Then say, "Now we're friends." :)
No offense, but I hope I never have the misfortune to encounter your wife :D

Practice your pimp voice.

Open the conversation with a flying tackle. Then, as you help her up, explain that you thought she was a good friend of yours. Offer her to buy her dinner to apologize.

Then, when you pick her up for your date, tackle her again. Then say, "Now we're friends." :)

In a scary way that is genius. I wish I could be like you, but without the tendency to get hit in the balls.

No offense, but I hope I never have the misfortune to encounter your wife :D

The only thing more frightening than me is someone who loves and appreciates me for being me. :)

The only thing more frightening than me is someone who loves and appreciates me for being me. :)
... and who has a gun, if I recall?... :p

I need to go hide under my bed now.

In a scary way that is genius. I wish I could be like you, but without the tendency to get hit in the balls.

I'm afraid it's a package deal(pun intended). Every Superman needs his Kryptonite. :(

... and who has a gun, if I recall?... :p

I need to go hide under my bed now.

SHe's the Law. :)

The only thing more frightening than me is someone who loves and appreciates me for being me. :)

So most of NS is more frightening than you? ;)

Good luck. And if shes says no, remember there's always locking her in the basement until she sees how much you care;)

Good luck. And if shes says no, remember there's always locking her in the basement until she sees how much you care;)

LOL!

My bedroom is in the basement, which makes it even better. :D

Meh, I'll likely never get an answer. Time to move on...

Meh, I'll likely never get an answer. Time to move on...

i was gunna watch this thread closely for hints and tips too, so i'll share your disappointment. probably there's no good way anyway and you just have to wing it. good luck :)

They can smell fear.

Cover yourself with dogpoo. It will mask the smell of fear. :)

Good advice. Also piss your pants. Urine contains pheremones. She won't be able to resist your manly odor.

Tease her and make fun of her. All in good fun ofcourse, no need to tackle her more than twice :p