Why I love the Bible!
Keruvalia
27-09-2006, 22:24
In a word: Hollywood.
The Bible is the only text in the history of all mankind that you can take a single line from and make an entire movie based on it.
That's pretty impressive.
Greater Trostia
27-09-2006, 22:29
One of my favorite Bible stories: Don't diss Elisha (http://www.seanet.com/~billr/xbs/DontdisElisha.htm).
Drunk commies deleted
27-09-2006, 22:30
In a word: Hollywood.
The Bible is the only text in the history of all mankind that you can take a single line from and make an entire movie based on it.
That's pretty impressive.
Yeah? What kind of movie can you make from this line?
Abide ye here with the ass
Cabra West
27-09-2006, 22:31
Yeah? What kind of movie can you make from this line?
I'm thinking porn... :D
Drunk commies deleted
27-09-2006, 22:33
I'm thinking porn... :D
I was thinking maybe a biography of Laura Bush starting when she met Dubya.
Fleckenstein
27-09-2006, 22:38
One of my favorite Bible stories: Don't diss Elisha (http://www.seanet.com/~billr/xbs/DontdisElisha.htm).
I like any OT story about God getting mad, and many parables of Jesus (especially the hypocrite beam/splinter one) and when Jesus goes crazy on the merchants in the Temple.
Farnhamia
27-09-2006, 22:39
Abide ye here with the ass
A sequel to Snakes on a Plane?
Keruvalia
27-09-2006, 22:48
Yeah? What kind of movie can you make from this line?
You've clearly not seen "Monster in Law".
Drunk commies deleted
27-09-2006, 22:49
You've clearly not seen "Monster in Law".
I'm damn proud that I didn't see "Monster in Law". I heard it sucked.
Keruvalia
27-09-2006, 22:52
I'm damn proud that I didn't see "Monster in Law". I heard it sucked.
One should avoid any movie starring J-lo at any cost.
Drunk commies deleted
27-09-2006, 22:59
One should avoid any movie starring J-lo at any cost.
Anaconda was ok in a shitty movie sort of way.
Keruvalia
27-09-2006, 23:04
Anaconda was ok in a shitty movie sort of way.
I'll bet that's somehow Biblical as well.
[NS]Fergi America
27-09-2006, 23:09
One of my favorite Bible stories: Don't diss Elisha (http://www.seanet.com/~billr/xbs/DontdisElisha.htm).I love it! Served the brats right!
German Nightmare
27-09-2006, 23:21
A sequel to Snakes on a Plane?
Like what? Donkeys on a bus?!?
Infinite Revolution
27-09-2006, 23:41
Like what? Donkeys on a bus?!?
christ on a bike?
Neo Kervoskia
27-09-2006, 23:43
christ on a bike?
and mary was a dike
Keruvalia
27-09-2006, 23:46
christ on a bike?
Only if the bike has handlebar ribbons and one of those little bell thingies.