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Nothing!!!! :D

Nothing!!!! :d

Geezers knockin boots?:D

Your originality astounds me. ;)


Oh that Eut, what will he do next?

Geezers knockin boots?:D

Oh HELL yeah! LMAO!

The saginess, thats whats wrong with it.

And the wrinkles.

And the cottage cheese.

And the limp noodle that needs magic blue pills.

Your originality astounds me. ;)


Oh that Eut, what will he do next?

Ya' don' KNO, DO ya? LOL!

Everything! How can one dare to punch a LIVING HUMAN with that slimy things???

The saginess, thats whats wrong with it.

And the wrinkles.

And the cottage cheese.

And the limp noodle that needs magic blue pills.

Ok, VULGARistania, since you have sooo much wisdom, am I a "senior," you wet behind the ears neonate? :D

Oh HELL yeah! LMAO!

Man, we got to put a stop to that. Next thing you know teenagers might start having sex too.:eek: :D

Everything! How can one dare to punch a LIVING HUMAN with that slimy things???

Well, why don't you just sit over there in the corner with VULGARistania and put your prejudice on dispaly? Hmmm? :D

Man, we got to put a stop to that. Next thing you know teenagers might start having sex too.:eek: :D

The horror. The HORROR!

Nothing!!!! :D

what was that joke...


oh yeah...

On hearing that her elderly grandfather had died, Jenny went straight to visit her grandmother. When she asked how her grandpa had died, her grandma explained, not holding back anything of course, "He had a heart attack during sex, Sunday morning!" Horrified, Jenny suggested that screwing at the age of 94 was surely asking for trouble! "Oh no," her grandma replied. "We had sex every Sunday morning in time with the church bells!" "In with the dings, out with the dongs!" She paused to wipe away a tear, "If it wasn't for that damn Ice Cream Truck, he'd still be alive!!!"

Your originality astounds me. ;)


Oh that Eut, what will he do next?

Maybe we should as "who" Eut will do next.:D

what was that joke...


oh yeah...

On hearing that her elderly grandfather had died, Jenny went straight to visit her grandmother. When she asked how her grandpa had died, her grandma explained, not holding back anything of course, "He had a heart attack during sex, Sunday morning!" Horrified, Jenny suggested that screwing at the age of 94 was surely asking for trouble! "Oh no," her grandma replied. "We had sex every Sunday morning in time with the church bells!" "In with the dings, out with the dongs!" She paused to wipe away a tear, "If it wasn't for that damn Ice Cream Truck, he'd still be alive!!!"

LMAO! Yeah ... ya gotta watch dem short strokes! LOL!

Maybe we should as "who" Eut will do next.:D

Ah yes! THAT is the question! Mwahahahahaha! :D

Ah yes! THAT is the question! Mwahahahahaha! :D

Eut, you have acheived the impossible: You made me Thank God that I am a guy.

Ah yes! THAT is the question! Mwahahahahaha! :D

... damn, I forgot her name...

anyone remembers the name of Eut's new squeeze... I think she needs to put a leash on this Marine! :D

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mmmmmmmmmmmmmm ;)

:eek:

:eek:


mmmmmmmmmmmmmm ;):headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang:


MY EYES! MY POOR, ABUSED, EYES.... GAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!

:headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang:


MY EYES! MY POOR, ABUSED, EYES.... GAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!

Here, take the spoon. I used it to scoop my eyes out, it's much better.

I don't care if you're 12, 20, 40, 60, 80+ if you wanna, and you're willing to accept the consequences, get out there and put bonobos and rabbits to shame.

With whoever you want (with their consent).

Whenever you want (just not when you should be doing other things).

As often as you want (once a week, 3 times a day, it's all good).

:fluffle:

Everyone needs snoo-snoo. :)

Even the withered and decrepit. :D

I wonder why Eut's in such a good mood... ;)

I wonder why Eut's in such a good mood... ;)

Retirement home booty-calls?

i think i just threw up a little in my mouth :P

Depends. What's a sernior?



:p ;)

for now on there is a ban. only people between the ages of 18 and 28 are allowed to have sex. you have a ten year span to have as much as you can get.

anyone caught breaking this ban will have their sexual organs removed,

for now on there is a ban. only people between the ages of 18 and 28 are allowed to have sex. you have a ten year span to have as much as you can get.

anyone caught breaking this ban will have their sexual organs removed,

How old are you? :p

How old are you? :p

18 I'm sure. :D

18 I'm sure. :D

Heh, that would be right. Personally, I don't think there should be an upper age limit on sex. If I can still get some at 60 and no one else has to watch why the hell not? :p

Depends. What's a sernior?



:p ;)

Bad English or terrible Spanish :D

How old are you? :p

I'm 20

but my rules dont apply to me or any woman i choose :D

Heh, that would be right. Personally, I don't think there should be an upper age limit on sex. If I can still get some at 60 and no one else has to watch why the hell not? :p

Of course there such be no age limit! Long as you can still manage it go ahead! Just try not to break your hip. :D

I'm 20

but my rules dont apply to me or any woman i choose :D

Haha, curious that. :p

So if a woman wants to get some after 28, she'd have to see you about it? Lol

Of course there such be no age limit! Long as you can still manage it go ahead! Just try not to break your hip. :D

Yeah, true that, well, as long as it doesn't get too kinky, it should be fine, eh? :p ;)

Haha, curious that. :p

So if a woman wants to get some after 28, she'd have to see you about it? Lol



thats the plan

you have to create yourself a monopoly before you can become a God :D

A thread about incest, another about necrophilia, and now this about senior sex... Albeight close to the second thread I have to ask in all insincerity: What is NSG coming to? :p
http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/sex015.gif

What is so bad about sernior sex?

only the visuals I get when thinking about all that wrinkley flabby flesh and creaking bones, rockign to the sound of exassperated grunts and cries for help when things go awry.
LIFE ALERT!

:D :p

thanks for ruining my lunch btw

A thread about incest, another about necrophilia, and now this about senior sex... Albeight close to the second thread I have to ask in all insincerity: What is NSG coming to? :p
http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/sex015.gif
why... sex you silly neenerhead. :D

why... sex you silly neenerhead. :D

:eek: Are you hitting on me?? ...sailor? ;)

:p

you know whats so bad about it?

the broken hips.

:eek: Are you hitting on me?? ...sailor? ;)

:p

"Leesin very carefully... Meet me behind the toolshed at 1:00... come alone." ;)

"Leesin very carefully... Meet me behind the toolshed at 1:00... come alone." ;)

NS is a good place to let out any sexual tension you may have. Go ahead. I hear it is healthy to unload. :fluffle:

Depends. What's a sernior?

"back in my day, we didn't have this fancy new-fangled 'standardized english'. we wrote half our s'es as f's and we liked it."

Speaking as someone who's depressingly close to "seniorhood", I'd say there's nothing wrong with it.

Nothing!!!! :D

This place is the island of misfit toys. It's not like everyone is a flaming disaster, but the majority of them are "colored outside the lines" just a bit - enough to make their personality or appearance or, most often, both, offensive. They're damaged enough that you wouldn't want to get involved with them on any level deeper than is absolutely necessary for business purposes. Most set off a primordial alarm, deep in the recesses of the basal function area of the brain, which screams "avoid this person - defective, defective." You'd think nature would correct for these bags of bad DNA by giving them low libidos. Alas, they seem to have fallen into a loophole in the Darwinian Code - they fuck like rats in garbage dumpsters. Fat little fingers scurrying over pasty cottage-cheese thighs. Bad manicures running through forests of back hair. Guttural moans wafting coffee and cigarette breath into the air, mixing with the scent of deli sandwiches and take out Chinese food emanating from sweaty engorged pores.

Sexay

Probably doesn't apply to all seniors.

Speaking as someone who's depressingly close to "seniorhood", I'd say there's nothing wrong with it.
...speaking as someone who is 16, I'd say there's nothing wrong with it either.

Ok, VULGARistania, since you have sooo much wisdom, am I a "senior," you wet behind the ears neonate? :D

Yah pretty much nailed me there. I hate senior citizens having sex. Absolutly. If its not under 20, taught, toned, and has huge boobs, I'm turned off. Every time. Sorry. You're not allowed to have sex any more because of that.

No sex after 20. Ever. Gross.

The older I get the better it gets.

When young it's Wham, Bang, Thank You Maam

Now it's a minimum of an hour, sometimes two or more.

The older I get the better it gets.

When young it's Wham, Bang, Thank You Maam

Now it's a minimum of an hour, sometimes two or more.

christ, if nothing's happened after 20mins i start to get bored.

Nothing!!!! :D

You da man, Gramps! :D

christ, if nothing's happened after 20mins i start to get bored.

That's the point. Young people have no idea of all the things that can happen.