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How to get PARENTS unaddicted from MySpace.

Naliitr
27-09-2006, 04:47
Yes, my worse fears have come true. My mother is addicted to MySpace. Any advice on how to get her off it?
Wilgrove
27-09-2006, 04:53
Yes, my worse fears have come true. My mother is addicted to MySpace. Any advice on how to get her off it?

Set her up on a blind date with one of your friends. It may not work, but you'll get a cheap laugh and good times will be had by all.
Curious Inquiry
27-09-2006, 04:54
Get her hooked on WoW?
Greater Trostia
27-09-2006, 04:56
Set her up on a blind date with one of your friends. It may not work, but you'll get a cheap laugh and good times will be had by all.

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Naliitr
27-09-2006, 04:57
I agree with this user's post and/or the sentiments/arguments expressed by him/her.

Hey now, it's not act like a mindless robot Tuesday, that's next week!
Wilgrove
27-09-2006, 04:57
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;)
Neo Undelia
27-09-2006, 04:58
Myspace will be the source of much ridicule by my generation's future children.

"You mean they actually carried out private conversations in front of an entire network of people, some of which they only know from the internet? Hahahahaha.Our parent are so lame. Now hoverboarding on the other hand…."
Slaughterhouse five
27-09-2006, 05:12
Myspace will be the source of much ridicule by my generation's future children.

"You mean they actually carried out private conversations in front of an entire network of people, some of which they only know from the internet? Hahahahaha.Our parent are so lame. Now hoverboarding on the other hand…."

i see it becoming more and more invovled in our lifes. our liscense cards will have our myspace site url on them. myspace will be the center of society and our president will be an emo that got popular on myspace.
Antikythera
27-09-2006, 05:13
i see it becoming more and more invovled in our lifes. our liscense cards will have our myspace site url on them. myspace will be the center of society and our president will be an emo that got popular on myspace.

:eek: :eek: :eek:
*falls over dead*
Vault 10
27-09-2006, 05:19
and our president will be an emo that got popular on myspace.
Well, I was going to write about what crap these LJ and M$ (it's even abbreviated like that microsloth!) are, but this one bit changes it all. It would pay off all the harm of MySpace.
Neo Undelia
27-09-2006, 05:23
i see it becoming more and more invovled in our lifes. our liscense cards will have our myspace site url on them. myspace will be the center of society and our president will be an emo that got popular on myspace.
Don't ever say anything like that again.
Teh_pantless_hero
27-09-2006, 05:33
Embed rap tunes in posts on her page.
Pledgeria
27-09-2006, 05:48
Myspace will be the source of much ridicule by my generation's future children.

"You mean they actually carried out private conversations in front of an entire network of people, some of which they only know from the internet? Hahahahaha.Our parent are so lame. Now hoverboarding on the other hand…."

Neo Undelia, you bozo! Hoverboards don't work on water! Unless you've got POWER! (Sorry had to get it out of my system.)

I'm sure my own son will ridicule me when he's old enough to know what MySpace is, but honestly it's been the best way for my extended family to keep in touch.
JuNii
27-09-2006, 05:49
Yes, my worse fears have come true. My mother is addicted to MySpace. Any advice on how to get her off it?

post her url on porn sites?
Wilgrove
27-09-2006, 05:52
post her url on porn sites?

Nah, that wouldn't work.
JuNii
27-09-2006, 05:55
Nah, that wouldn't work.

>.>

<.<

and you know this... how...?


and I never specified which sites... :D
Free Soviets
27-09-2006, 06:02
Yes, my worse fears have come true. My mother is addicted to MySpace. Any advice on how to get her off it?

why bother?
The Potato Factory
27-09-2006, 06:36
Get her hooked on WoW?

That's like getting her off weed and onto crack cocaine.
Wilgrove
27-09-2006, 06:38
>.>

<.<

and you know this... how...?


and I never specified which sites... :D

Because no one would visit her MySpace if there's no nude pictures of her! Duh!
Kyronea
27-09-2006, 07:40
That's like getting her off weed and onto crack cocaine.

Obviously. You'd need to put her on something higher quality. Like EverQuest.