Good Techniques for Gaining Weight?
StinkyDooDoo
26-09-2006, 22:28
My friend was recently sick and lost quite a bit of weight, and I'm wondering if anyone knew of any simple plans or special techniques to gain weight. They have fast metabolism as well.
The Aeson
26-09-2006, 22:29
Chinese buffets. Good ones.
Smunkeeville
26-09-2006, 22:31
Ensure. Drink about 4 cans a day and also eat.
exercise to build muscle.
put butter on everything.
Drunk commies deleted
26-09-2006, 22:37
My friend was recently sick and lost quite a bit of weight, and I'm wondering if anyone knew of any simple plans or special techniques to gain weight. They have fast metabolism as well.
I recommend a slow process of gorging combined with assal-horizontology
Try that.
Getting older worked for me. :(
Greater Trostia
26-09-2006, 22:44
Wear heavy clothing. LOL IM FUNNY
Katganistan
26-09-2006, 22:45
How about: asking his or her nutritionist/doctor what the safest way to put on weight might be?
Vacuumhead
26-09-2006, 22:46
Has your friend seen a doctor and been advised to try and gain weight? If not I think (s)he should just keep to a healthy diet (three meals a day, some snacking) and just get back to his/her normal weight slowly. It's not a great idea to get into bad eating habits, such as gorging like a pig several times a day.
EDIT: It's best to do what Kat says.
Myidealstate
26-09-2006, 22:53
Let her/him drink that surogate milk powder stuff given to sucklings. Works great for gaining weight but tastes quite ugly.
Simply returning to the same lifestyle as before the illness should work to bring one back to the same weight. Unless the illness changed the metabolism (it happens).
Ashmoria
26-09-2006, 22:59
Ensure. Drink about 4 cans a day and also eat.
exercise to build muscle.
put butter on everything.
what smunkee said
if she needs to gain ALOT of weight, have her make an ice cream shake by putting the ensure into the blender with a scoop of ice cream or 2.
New Granada
26-09-2006, 23:07
eat a lot of fatty food and don't get any exercise
New Domici
26-09-2006, 23:08
Getting older worked for me. :(
I tried moving to the suburbs. 10 years after highschool I still weighed what I did the day I graduated. Moved to the suburbs and gained 30 pounds in a matter of months.
Curious Inquiry
26-09-2006, 23:19
Eating lots of drive-thru burgers and spending lots of time on NSG instead of exercising ;)
Pure Metal
26-09-2006, 23:29
http://www.uncg.edu/ses/courses/compton/Gallery/images/chocolate%20cake.jpg
eat and repeat.
Anabolic steroids.
They really enhance appetite, and weight gain only occurs if caloric intake exceeds caloric output. It's a really simple equation.
Yootopia
26-09-2006, 23:52
Eat some rocks.