NationStates Jolt Archive


This guy is a real trooper!

Cygnus Inter Anates
26-09-2006, 21:30
This could be the plot of the next Final Destination movie.

http://www.denverpost.com/obituaries/ci_4388024
Bodies Without Organs
26-09-2006, 21:39
You just reminded me of a post made to Usenet by James Nicoll* a few years back speaking of the troubles he has seen:

I find this varies considerably from near-death experience
to near-death experience. For example, having a wandering loonie
break down the door of my game store to look for women was so funny
the entire concussion and pools of blood thing was a minor footnote.
Being sucked out into the Atlantic by an undertow was deeply irritating.
Having a snowback collapse on me was alarming because of the claustro-
phobia issue. The car wreck was over almost before I had time to realise
what was happening.


* he of the 'english language/cribhouse whore' infamy.
Kyronea
26-09-2006, 22:01
This could be the plot of the next Final Destination movie.

http://www.denverpost.com/obituaries/ci_4388024
...

I know that guy. Or rather, I did. He was a frequent customer at the Wendy's I work at. :(
Hydesland
26-09-2006, 22:08
I wonder how much his insurance costed?

*hopes I was the first one*